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WE NOW RETURN TO "TMZ" RUSSIA,
WITH BREAKING, HAPPINESS NEWS.
>> LINDSAY LOHAN, SHE IS ENGAGED
TO HER BOYFRIEND EGOR.
THE RUSSIAN GUY.
ANNOUNCER: CONGRATULATIONS TO
AMERICAN LADY AND EGOR.
>> EGOR, MY NAME IS EGOR!
>> NO, THAT'S LURCH.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO DO EEYORE
FROM POOH BEAR?
>> NO, HE'S TRYING TO DO SHREK.
>> SHOOT HIM!
ANNOUNCER: YES, 22-YEAR-OLD REAL
ESTATE AGENT/STUPIDLY RICH HEIR
TO A BUSINESS EMPIRE, EGOR
TARABASOV PUT A RING ON
29-YEAR-OLD LINDSAY LOHAN'S
FINGER AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS OF
DATING.
>> THIS GUY SHE BROUGHT HOME TO
MEET HER PARENTS AT CHRISTMAS
TIME.
THIS WAS SERIOUS FROM THE SECOND
IT STARTED.
ANNOUNCER: AND NOW IT'S GETTING
EVEN MORE SERIOUS.
BUT THERE'S A LARGER ISSUE HERE
WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT, PEOPLE
--
>> BILLIONAIRES ARE STEALING OUR
WOMEN THOUGH.
ANNOUNCER: YES, EVAN SPIEGEL
SNATCHED UP MIRANDA KERR.
JAMES PACKER TOOK MARIAH CAREY.
FRANCOIS-HENRI PINAULT REAPING
SALMA HAYEK AND NOW --
>> LINDSAY LOHAN WITH A
BILLIONAIRE --
ANNOUNCER: HE'S MILLIONAIRE.
SHOOT HIM.
>> THIS IS TRUE SINCE THE DAWN
OF TIME.
>> HOWARD HUGHES.
>> ALFRED BLOOMINGDALE.
HARVEY: NO, ALFRED BLOOMINGDALE
WAS MARRIED TO BETSY
BLOOMINGDALE.
HE HAD A DALLIANCE WITH THIS
CHICK AND IT WAS A BAD
SITUATION.
>> WENT AFTER THE YOUNG GIRL.
HARVEY: BUT SHE POOPED ON THE
COFFEE TABLE.
ANNOUNCER: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
THE POINT IS --
>> BILLIONAIRES GET ***.
ANNOUNCER: COMRADE SPEAKS TRUTH.
SHOOT HIM!
SO GOOD LUCK WITH THE
ENGAGEMENT, LINDSAY, AND
CONGRATULATIONS.
OR AS THEY SAY IN RUSSIA,
CONGRATULATIONS!