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PREVIOUSLY ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
WELL, AMERICA, LORD ROB IS BACK.
LORENZO IS VERY INTIMIDATED BY LORD ROB.
WE DECIDED TO THROW A POOL PARTY.
OH [BLEEP]
HOW FAR DO I HAVE TO HIT IT TO GET ANOTHER DATE?
I DO THINK THINGS COULD GET SERIOUS.
Oliver: I REALLY LIKE DEENA, BUT MAYBE LORD ROB WAS RIGHT.
THERE COULD BE OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE
THAT COULD BE MY PRINCESS, TOO.
I'M GONNA ASK, "WILL YOU COME OUT FOR DINNER WITH ME?"
AND NEXT...
HI, I'M JAMES. OH, I'M NOT JAMES.
REALLY?
I MET A REALLY NICE GIRL.
CHELSEA WAS HOT, AND SHE COULD BE MAYBE MY PRINCESS.
JUST CURIOUS -- ARE YOU...
ARE YOU LOOKING TO, LIKE, GET MARRIED?
WHAT?!
Narrator: ...THERE WERE FOUR HANDSOME PRINCES.
ALL FOUR WERE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIRL --
SOMEONE WHO WOULD LOVE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE,
NOT FOR THEIR TITLES OR THEIR MONEY.
SO THEY DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER,
EACH ON A QUEST TO FIND HIS AMERICAN PRINCESS.
THIS IS THE STORY OF OUR SECRET PRINCES.
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Lorenzo: NOW, LOOK, HERE. HOW DO WE DO THIS?
Oliver: THAT'S GROSS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
AFTER THE DISASTER OF THE FIRST HOUSE...
I NEVER WILL BRING ANY GIRL IN MY LIFE IN THIS CONDITION.
YOU MEET A GIRL THAT CAN DEAL WITH THIS,
YOU MARRY HER RIGHT THERE AND THEN.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S VERY DISGUSTING TO CLEAN THIS DIRTY HOUSE.
OH, MY GOD. [BLEEP]
WHAT DO WE GOT?
[BLEEP]
OH, MY GOD. I CANNOT DO IT.
James: I THINK IT'S A BIT LATE
FOR LORENZO TO START CLEANING UP THE HOUSE.
HE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HIS PALACE AT HOME.
I FIGURED THIS MIGHT BE GOOD.
NO, THIS IS FOR THE WINDOW.
THIS ONE,
YOU USE FOR THE WINDOWS, TO CLEAN THE WINDOWS.
YES.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE IN THE TOILET THIS GOES?
IT SAYS "TOILET BOWL."
THAT'S THE THING THAT YOU, YOU KNOW...
YEAH, WHERE YOU PEE.
LIKE, SPIN IT 'ROUND THE BOWL. LET IT HIT THE TOP.
WHOO!
LET STAND FOR 50 SECONDS.
SAM, NEXT WEEK IS YOUR TURN TO CLEAN, HUH?
OKAY.
OR YOU BRING ME A DATE, AND I CLEAN.
OKAY. THAT SHOULD BE EASY.
I THINK IT'S MORE EASY FOR YOU.
YEAH.
YEP. EXACTLY.
IT'S DISGUSTING, ANYWAY.
LORENZO'S GOT THIS SO WRONG.
THE IDEA IS TO FIND LOVE, NOT A CLEAN PLACE TO LIVE.
AND ACTUALLY, OLIVER AND I
HAVEN'T BEEN DOING TOO BADLY WITH THE LADIES THIS FAR.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, ALEXANDER AND LORENZO
ARE NOT HAVING SO MUCH LUCK,
AND THEY REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT THERE
AND GO AND MEET SOME LOVELY LADIES.
Lorenzo: I'M MEETING A GIRL THIS EVENING NAMED CHELSEA, WHO I MET ONLINE.
HONESTLY SPEAKING, I'M VERY NERVOUS.
I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT WITH SOMEONE I MET ONLINE BEFORE.
HOPEFULLY, IT GOES WELL.
HI. FINE.
THIS IS MORGAN.
VERY BEAUTIFUL.
OH, I LOVE DOGS.
AND SHE'S SEXY, TOO.
AND THIS MAKES ME MUCH MORE NERVOUS.
OH, ARE WE DATING NOW?
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
I WAS RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
Chelsea: OUR CONVERSATION WAS NICE, AND HE SEEMS FUN.
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SPEND TIME
WITH SOMEBODY FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE.
YOU GET TO SEE THINGS FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE
THAN YOU NORMALLY WOULD, AND I AM VERY EXCITED.
WILLIE NELSON.
OH, WILLIE NELSON IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF OUR CULTURE HERE IN AUSTIN.
YES, I LOVE HIM.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET A TATTOO OF YOUR FACE, TOO?
I'LL DO IT.
OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
NO, I'M DOING IT TOMORROW. TOMORROW.
NOW THAT WE'RE IN LOVE.
[ LAUGHS ]
CHELSEA WAS HOT, AND SHE COULD BE MAYBE MY PRINCESS.
THIS IS VERY GOOD DATE FOR ME.
I HAD THE FEELING THAT IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT,
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE BILL WAS MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.
OKAY. YOU LET ME KNOW.
YES, I WILL LET YOU KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD, DEBIT CARD?
THE WOMAN, THE DIRECTOR WHO WAS THERE,
DID NOT HELP ME IN ANY WAY.
IN THE PAST, WHEN THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE,
PEOPLE GO AND GET THE MONEY AND THEY BRING IT BACK.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
I WOULD NEED IT TONIGHT.
OKAY.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
HI. MY NAME IS DINO.
YOU KNOW, I GUESS I WAS EXPECTING A NEW EXPERIENCE,
AND I GOT ONE.
I WAS LEFT AT A TABLE FOR 20 MINUTES.
IT WAS RUDE!
HE JUST DIDN'T COME BACK,
SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S CHARMING AND CUTE
UNTIL YOU LEAVE A GIRL SITTING THERE FOR 20 MINUTES BY HERSELF.
I'M KIDDING.
THAT WAS A GOOD TRY, VERY GOOD TRY.
VERY GOOD TRY.
HEY, DINO.
I'M GONNA LEAVE, OKAY?
WHY YOU ARE LEAVING?
BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WOULD BE FIVE MINUTES.
IT'S BEEN LIKE 20.
SO IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU,
BUT I DON'T WAIT FOR PEOPLE.
SO YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME.
SEE YOU LATER. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS.
I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEBODY TREAT ME
LIKE MY TIME WAS COMPLETELY INSIGNIFICANT.
I'M A LITTLE BLOWN AWAY.
I WOULD HAVE GLADLY GIVEN YOU MONEY.
I'M SORRY YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.
HOW I CAN ASK ON A FIRST DATE WITH THE FIRST WOMAN I LIKE...
COMING UP ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
ROB'S COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF HELPING LORENZO.
WHEN HE GOES ON THE DATE, WE GO AND GET --
YOU KNOW THOSE, LIKE, SPY EARPHONES?
HE HAS TO SAY AND DO
EVERYTHING I TELL HIM ON THE DATE.
YEAH. WE COULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH IT.
A LOT OF FUN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON, DINO?
Lorenzo: VERY PISSED OFF.
WERE YOU ON A DATE LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT...
LORENZO'S FEELING DOWN TODAY. I'M NOT SURE HOW THAT DATE WENT.
I WENT ON THE DATE.
THE GIRL ASKED ME FOR THE DINNER.
Man: SOUNDS GOOD.
SO, ANYWAY...
WILLIE NELSON.
OH, WILLIE NELSON IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF OUR CULTURE HERE IN AUSTIN.
SO, I DECIDED TO GO AND PAY THE BILL.
I HAD $55, BUT THE CHECK WAS $75 OR $76.
ANYWAY, IT WAS A $24 DIFFERENCE.
SO, I SAY TO HER, "JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES."
AND THEN SHE SEE ME SITTING ON A TABLE
WITH TWO BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND ONE MAN AND TALKING WITH THEM.
SO SHE COME TO ME.
SHE'S VERY UPSET, AND SHE'S STARTING SHOUTING TO ME, SAID,
"I'M LEAVING."
SHE SAY [BLEEP] YOU!
Alexander: LORENZO'S TOO PIGHEADED.
WE'RE UNDERCOVER. WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A GIRL FOR US.
THE PERFECT TEST WOULD HAVE BEEN TO ASK CHELSEA
TO HELP PAY THE BILL.
James: IF YOU'D HAVE JUST ASKED HER FOR THAT MONEY
AND SWALLOWED YOUR PRIDE, SHE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SAID YES,
AND IT WOULD BE ALL OKAY.
I'M SURE. I'M SURE, BUT...
BUT ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN GETTING THE "'F' YOU"?
NOT FOR ME.
Rob: SO, I'M FEELING A BIT BAD FOR LORENZO AT THIS STAGE.
HE'S MET LOADS OF GIRLS, AND NONE OF THEM SEEM TO LIKE HIM,
AND HE'S GOT SOME OBSTACLES IN HIS WAY.
THIS IS OUR POOL.
OH, MY GOSH.
I'M OUT. I'M A PRINCE. I DON'T NEED THIS.
I DECIDED THAT POTENTIALLY I COULD HELP HIM.
I GENUINELY WANT TO SHOW HIM
THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO INTENSE.
HE CAN BE A LITTLE BIT MORE RELAXED
AND JUST LAY BACK AND FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE GIRL.
HAVE SOME PLAYFUL BANTER,
RATHER THAN TRYING TO GET INTO THE NITTY-GRITTY.
ROB'S COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF HELPING LORENZO.
HE JUST COMES ON TOO STRONG,
AND HE NEEDS TO PULL WAY BACK AS TO HIS APPROACH TO WOMEN.
SO, WHAT ABOUT AN IDEA WHERE, WHEN HE GOES ON A DATE,
WE GO AND GET -- YOU KNOW THOSE, LIKE, SPY EARPHONES?
HE HAS TO SAY AND DO EVERYTHING I TELL HIM ON THE DATE.
LORENZO'S A VERY STRONG-MINDED PERSON,
BUT THEN HE HASN'T HAD ANY LUCK SO FAR,
SO MAYBE HE'S AT THAT DESPERATE STAGE WHERE HE'LL TRY ANYTHING.
WE COULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH IT.
A LOT OF FUN.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HEY, DUDE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD. YOU LOOK HAPPY.
YOU LOOK VERY HAPPY, ACTUALLY.
THIS IS THE FIRST MORNING I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN YOU WAKING UP
AND YOU DON'T LOOK JUST -- LOOK MISERABLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
James: I'M FEELING GREAT.
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS REALLY SWEET GIRL CALLED KITTY
WHO I MET LAST WEEK.
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.
KITTY.
I'M GONNA GIVE KITTY A CALL.
ARE YOU GONNA ASK HER ON A DATE?
YEAH. I THINK SO, YEAH.
SHE SEEMED REALLY GREAT.
WHO WAS THAT GIRL YOU WERE TALKING TO?
REALLY NICE GIRL CALLED CHRISTY.
SHE WAS GORGEOUS.
SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CALL HER?
I'LL SEND HER A MESSAGE TODAY,
SEE IF SHE REMEMBERS WHO I AM.
[ LAUGHS ]
HOW COULD SHE FORGET, MY FRIEND? HOW COULD SHE FORGET?
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY AND TAKE THAT GIRL OUT.
I'D LOVE TO SEE CHRISTY AGAIN,
BUT NOW I'M CONFUSED ABOUT MY FEELINGS WITH DEENA.
I DON'T LIKE GOING ON THESE EXTRA DATES.
ARE YOU STILL REALLY INTO DEENA?
YOU ARE?
YEAH. I THINK SHE IS A VERY SWEET PERSON.
YOU DO HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
YEAH, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE [BLEEP]
THAT'S TOUGH, THEN.
James: I THINK OLIVER SHOULD DEFINITELY KEEP HIS OPTIONS OPEN.
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS THAT HE FINDS THE RIGHT GIRL FOR HIM.
COMING UP ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
HI, I'M JAMES. OH, I'M NOT JAMES.
IT'S A FAKE NAME, YEAH, YEAH.
James: I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER OUR UNDERCOVER NAMES,
OR THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BE BLOWN.
Lorenzo: WHY ARE WE HERE? WHAT, IS IT A SHOP?
I THINK WE'RE GONNA DRAW.
Alexander: SO FAR, LORENZO AND I HAVE HAD A SERIES OF BAD LUCK
WITH DATING IN AUSTIN -- JUST EMBARRASSING.
SEE YOU LATER. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS.
HELLO.
SO TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
WE'VE DECIDED TO TRY OUT AN ART CLASS.
I CAN'T REALLY SAY ART'S MY THING,
BUT IF IT HELPS MEET A LADY, THEN I'LL DO IT.
Woman: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
WE ARE GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET STARTED.
TONIGHT WE ARE GONNA PAINT THE FUNKY TREE.
YOU ALSO HAVE WATER. THERE'S SOME WATER JARS.
DON'T MIX IT UP WITH YOUR WINE. IT'S REALLY GROSS.
DO YOU GUYS DO THIS LIKE EVERY WEEK?
THIS IS PRETTY SWEET.
YOURS DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK THE SAME AS MINE.
IT'S A REALLY FORGIVING AND KIND OF ABSTRACTED, STYLIZED PIECE.
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES, LADIES?
SO I KNOW WHO I'M PAINTING WITH.
LAUREN.
HI, I'M JAMES.
OH, I'M NOT JAMES.
JAMES.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE, BUT I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER
OUR UNDERCOVER NAMES AND OUR COVER STORY,
OR THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BE BLOWN.
IT'S A FAKE NAME, YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
HA HA. SAM. SAM. GO WITH SAM.
OKAY, SOME OF THIS AND SOME OF THIS.
THEY'LL MAKE A NICE COLOR.
I HAVE NOT.
UM...GOD, I'M SO BAD AT, LIKE, THE ART-HISTORY THING.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
IT'S, LIKE, THE SAME AS YOUR MIDDLE TREE.
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, ACTUALLY.
I MET A REALLY NICE GIRL.
HER NAME'S ALAURA. WE HIT IT OFF STRAIGHTAWAY.
SHE'S A COOL GIRL.
HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWHERE TROPICAL?
YES? WHERE?
REALLY?
YEAH.
I AM, YEAH.
WHICH TYPE OF YOGA DO YOU TEACH?
I TEACH POWER, SO IT'S HEATED.
IT'S PRETTY NICE.
I MIGHT GIVE IT A GO.
YEAH.
NO, IT'S COOL.
I'M INTO IT, SO IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A REALLY SOLID IDEA
OF WHO CLINT IS FROM THE GET-GO.
HE WAS REALLY OPEN AND WILLING TO SHARE HIMSELF WITH ME,
AND WE CONNECTED RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED TO BE HERE?
YEAH, I LOVE TRAVELING.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELING SINCE I WAS 18 PRETTY MUCH, YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE VERY LUCKY.
Alexander: ALAURA AND I ARE DEFINITELY OFF TO A GOOD START.
SHE'S GIVEN ME HER NUMBER,
AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN.
ALAURA COULD POTENTIALLY BE MY FUTURE PRINCESS. WHO KNOWS?
Oliver: PRINCE LORENZO AND I ARE STARTING OUR SECOND DATE
AT LUCKY'S FOOD TRUCK.
I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE LUCKY HAS DECIDED
TO GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE,
BUT I'M ALSO KIND OF WORRIED BECAUSE...
LUCKY HATES ME.
I WAS BORN TO DO THIS.
I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M LOVING THIS JOB.
YES, SIR.
Lucky: OH, THERE, YOU GUYS.
LATE, AS ALWAYS.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TODAY
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE SOME POTENTIAL SOMEWHERE.
SO I'M GIVING YOU THE LAST WARNING.
LET'S GO.
Woman: CAN YOU PUT YOUR HAIRNET ON, PLEASE?
MY BOSS, LUCKY, HAS FORCED PRINCE LORENZO
TO COVER HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT LOOKS FANTASTIC, MAN.
LIKE, THIS IS THE GOOD WAY?
YES. THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
"FANTASTIC" IS A VERY BIG WORD.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, SUIT UP, MAN.
PUT YOUR TOMATO SUIT ON AND BRING CUSTOMERS.
OH, NO. I HAVE TO WEAR THE TOMATO SUIT.
DANCE, TOMATO!
STANDING OUT IN THE STREET
IS ONE OF THE MOST HUMILIATING THINGS THAT I'VE DONE SO FAR.
OH. YOU'RE DOING GOOD JOB TODAY.
DOING A GOOD JOB. YEAH.
Lorenzo: TODAY HAVE TO BE MY LUCKY DAY.
I DON'T NEED TO BE DRESSED RIDICULOUS AS A TOMATO.
I WILL BE SELLING ITALIAN STYLE, AND I'M SURE --
I PROMISE YOU, MY BOSS WILL BE VERY PROUD OF ME.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
OH.
Woman: SO, DINO COMES UP, AND HE'S TALKING TO ME
AND COMPLIMENTING ME, AND WE JUST -- WE'RE TALKING.
SURE.
AND THEN I WAS GOING TO WRITE THE NUMBER FOR HER,
AND I SAW THE MOST HOT,
FANTASTIC, DREAMING HOT WOMAN I'VE SEEN IN TEXAS.
BYE. THANK Y'ALL.
LOOK. LOOK. LOOK.
Oliver: OKAY. YES. OKAY.
HELLO.
GREETINGS, MY LOVELY LADY.
[ LAUGHS ]
I WROTE, "I APOLOGIZE,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SO HOT,"
AND MY PHONE NUMBER.
[ SNIFFLES ] I WANT TO CRY.
I LOST THE MOST HOT WOMAN IN TEXAS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU.
IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED, THE ITALIAN IS VERY WEIRD.
I'M VERY WEIRD.
WE'RE A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS TRYING TO FIND A JOB IN AUSTIN.
I UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S WHY I THINK I FIT IN IN AUSTIN --
"KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD" IS OUR...
...OUR MOTTO.
LUKE ENDED UP SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH A CUSTOMER
AND TRYING TO HIT ON HER.
COME ON, LUKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND ALL SITUATED,
BUT FIRST, WORK.
THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO WORK.
SORRY, LUCKY.
I JUST MAKE AN EFFORT.
THIS DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.
I THINK YOU CAN GO HOME.
REALLY?
I CAN COME BACK TOMORROW?
NO, YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF.
REALLY?
YEAH. TOMORROW, TOO.
YOU'RE FIRED, MAN.
YES.
OLIVER WAS FIRED.
Oliver: I'M GONNA KILL LORENZO.
I JUST GOT FIRED FOR HELPING HIM GET A GIRL.
I DON'T THINK LUCKY HAS ANY IDEA THAT HE JUST FIRED A ROYAL.
BUT I'M SURE IF HE DID, HE WOULD LAUGH.
IT WAS VERY BAD NEWS FOR US
BECAUSE WE NEED THE MONEY, AND WE NEED TO WORK.
I AM THE REASON WHY HE GOT FIRED, SO I FEEL VERY GUILTY.
COMING UP ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
JUST CURIOUS -- ARE YOU...
ARE YOU LOOKING TO, LIKE, GET MARRIED?
WHAT?!
YES.
NOW? SO LATE?
I CAN COME WITH YOU.
REALLY? YOU CAN KEEP UP.
NO.
OKAY. GET DRESSED.
OKAY.
Lorenzo: IT WAS MY FIRST TIME TO RUN,
BUT IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME ENJOYMENT TOO MUCH,
BUT IN LIFE, WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO LOOK NEW THINGS ALWAYS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
ARE YOU GOING TO A SPA?
NO, I'M GOING TO RUN. THIS IS MY OUTFIT FOR RUNNING.
HE COMES OUT LOOKING LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GO AND WATCH
THE GRAND PRIX IN MONACO.
SEE, YOU'RE GONNA STOP MID-RUN TO TAKE THAT CRAP OFF,
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO CARRY IT WITH YOU.
SO, YOU'RE PLANNING ON DOING A STRIP RUN.
WEAR THE WHITE MAFIA SUIT. FINE. LET'S JUST GO.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW, GUYS. ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND.
OH, MY GOD.
NO, JUST ONE SECOND.
I HAVE A STONE OR SOMETHING IN MY FOOT.
[ SIGHS ]
DINO, DO YOU ACTUALLY WEAR THAT TO THE GYM, HONESTLY?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. STOP ONE SECOND.
COME ON, DINO. DINO, STOP LOOKING TO THE SKY.
CONCENTRATE.
LORENZO IS DEFINITELY JUST SLOWLY RUNNING -- SLOWLY.
Rob: DINO IS SO UNFIT, HE'S ALREADY DYING.
I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
TO BRING UP MY MASTER PLAN
OF PUTTING THE EARPIECE IN HIS EAR
AND FEEDING HIM LINES FOR HIS NEXT DATE.
AS YOU ARE HAVING A SERIES OF BAD LUCK
WITH MEETING WOMEN HERE...
YES. THIS IS TRUE.
...WE HAD AN IDEA THAT ROB SHOULD TRY AND HELP YOU.
AND YOU HAVE AN EARPIECE IN YOUR EAR.
HE WOULD BE NEARBY WATCHING,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING HE SAYS.
YEAH.
SAY EVERYTHING HE SAYS.
YEAH?
EVERYTHING?
EVERYTHING. WHY NOT? I MEAN, HE'S A NICE GUY.
EXACTLY.
HE SAID YES, AND WE WERE BOTH SURPRISED.
AWESOME, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
James: AFTER MY FIRST DATE WITH KITTY, WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
REALLY, REALLY HIT IT OFF.
SHE WAS FANTASTIC. IT WAS LOVELY.
I'D DEFINITELY LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN.
HOPEFULLY, I CAN PERSUADE HER TO GO ON ANOTHER DATE WITH ME.
HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
MWAH!
I THOUGHT I'D COME SURPRISE YOU.
SORRY.
SO, THIS IS WHERE YOU WORK.
CAN YOU SHOW ME AROUND?
SURE. FIRST YOU HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE.
THESE ARE MY GIRLS.
HELLO, SAM.
SO, I WAS AT WORK TODAY, AND SAM STOPPED IN.
HE'S INCREDIBLY ADORABLE.
YOU GONNA PICK ONE OUT FOR ME?
YES.
OKAY, JUST FOR FUN.
THAT DOES LOOK GOOD. LOVELY.
IT LOOKS PRETTY FOR YOUR EYES.
James: I FOUND A COUPLE THAT I REALLY LIKED.
UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T AFFORD ANY OF THESE HATS,
BUT I'M GONNA TRY AND SAVE UP FOR THIS,
IF I CAN GET A JOB HERE BEFORE I LEAVE.
CAN I STEAL YOU, TAKE YOU FOR LUNCH?
YEAH?
YEAH.
KITTY HAS SUGGESTED A MEXICAN PLACE,
WHICH I'M WONDERING IF THIS IS THE BEST PLACE
AFTER MY LAST EXPERIENCE.
THAT'S THE SPICIEST THING I'VE EVER EATEN.
I DON'T LIKE SPICY FOOD.
I WANT TO THROW UP.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
GO FOR IT.
MMM. YUMMY.
REALLY? OKAY.
REALLY. I LIKE IT.
THANK YOU. GOOD CHOICE.
I CAN'T EAT. I'M JUST TOO NERVOUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
SO, WHAT ABOUT EX-GIRLFRIENDS?
WHAT ABOUT THEM? WHEN WAS MY LAST ONE?
MY LAST GIRLFRIEND WAS PROBABLY ALMOST A YEAR AGO.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BOYFRIEND, HAVE YOU?
NO, NOT AT THE MOMENT.
OKAY. GOOD NEWS.
MY LAST RELATIONSHIP WAS ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO,
AND WE WERE TOGETHER FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS.
WELL, THAT'S A WHILE.
JUST CURIOUS -- ARE YOU...
ARE YOU LOOKING TO, LIKE, GET MARRIED?
SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO?
KITTY'S QUITE FORWARD.
SHE ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT MARRIAGE.
SHE'S FEISTY, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
I THINK I'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED ONE DAY, YES.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
MAYBE.
MAYBE.
YES.
YES.
Kitty: WHEN I'M WITH SAM, I DEFINITELY HAVE BUTTERFLIES.
I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONE WELL.
I HOPE SAM THINKS THINGS ARE GOING WELL.
I REALLY LIKE SAM, AND I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
YES.
Alexander: I'VE DECIDED TO SURPRISE ALAURA AT ONE OF HER HOT YOGA CLASSES.
SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HER YOGA AT THE ART CENTER,
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE,
ONE, TO SEE HOW GOOD A TEACHER SHE IS
AND TO TRY SOME YOGA AGAIN AND SEE HOW I DO WITH IT.
HELLO. I'M GOOD.
LIKEWISE.
YOU READY FOR SOME YOGA?
YEAH? OKAY.
WELL, THIS IS MY MANAGER, BRENDAN.
BRENDAN, THIS IS CLINT.
PLEASE CALL ME "TOM."
TOM.
IT'S CLINT THOMAS, AND I PREFER TOM.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
Alexander: THE NAME "CLINT" IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING,
ESPECIALLY IN THE WAY OF ROMANCE.
I DECIDED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO TOM,
AS IT'S A MUCH EASIER NAME AND JUST FEELS MUCH MORE NATURAL.
STUDENT FORM.
MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR "TOM" NAME, NOT YOUR "CLINT" NAME.
CLINT THOMAS, MY FIRST AND LAST.
Alaura: IT WAS GREAT SEEING TOM TONIGHT.
I WASN'T SURE IF HE WAS REALLY GONNA SHOW UP FOR SOME YOGA.
AND HE DID.
I WAS REALLY EXCITED.
HE ACTUALLY FOLLOWED HIS WORD, AND HE CAME HERE TO TRY YOGA,
AND THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
SO I WAS LIKE, "OH, I HAVE TO BE PROFESSIONAL.
I WANT TO BE COOL. KEEP IT COOL."
GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
MY NAME'S ALAURA.
LET'S GET STARTED IN CHILD'S POSE.
KNEES OUT WIDE, TOES TOUCH, REACH YOUR FINGERTIPS FORWARD.
WONDERFUL.
I HAVEN'T DONE YOGA FOR A LONG TIME,
SO MY FLEXIBILITY ISN'T UP THERE.
SOME OF THE POSITIONS, I JUST COULDN'T COMPLETE
BECAUSE I WAS NOT FLEXIBLE ENOUGH.
Alaura: EXHALE. HALF-MOON TO THE LEFT.
SO, TOM, DRAW YOUR FEET TOGETHER,
TOES TOUCH, HEELS A SLIVER APART.
JUST LIKE THIS. THERE WE GO.
TUCK YOUR CHIN. PERFECT.
SO, AS SHE WALKED AROUND, I COULDN'T LOOK AT HER TOO MUCH
'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY BALANCING AND MY BREATHING,
BUT LISTENING TO HER VOICE, YOU COULD HEAR THE PASSION IN HER,
AND IT WAS GREAT TO SEE SOMEBODY
HAVE SUCH PASSION FOR THE WORK THEY DO.
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A COFFEE NOW?
Alaura: ACTUALLY, I HAVE EVENING PLANS.
CALL ME TOMORROW MORNING, OR I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I WAKE UP.
ALAURA IS SOMEBODY I COULD DEFINITELY HAVE A FUTURE WITH.
I CAN SEE THAT WE WOULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.
I'M HOPING TO SEE HER AGAIN TOMORROW.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
COMING UP ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
Dino, tell her, "If I looked like you, I would wear nothing."
I HAVE MANY THINGS IN MY MIND COMING IN THIS MOMENT.
YEAH. I DO REALLY LIKE ALAURA.
SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL I'VE MET SINCE I'VE BEEN IN AUSTIN
WHO'S ACTUALLY HAD THE MOST PROFOUND EFFECT ON ME.
BUT WHAT ABOUT PRINCESS ELIZABETH?
A LITTLE KISSY-KISSY.
Lorenzo: THAT WAS LOST IN HIS ROOM.
YEAH, WHO HE HAD A LITTLE KISSY-KISSY WITH.
*** MAN.
WHAT?
I THOUGHT, "WHAT ON EARTH IS HE TRYING TO SAY?"
YES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
REALLY.
SUCH A PLAYER, TOM, AREN'T YOU?
THE THREE OF YOU AREN'T ANY BETTER OR WORSE THAN ME --
INCLUDING LOVER BOY THERE.
TOM, YOU'RE A MAN ***.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, I FELT AN ATTRACTION AND A FEELING FOR CHRISTY
THE MOMENT I SAW HER ACROSS THE ROOM.
YOU OWE ME A DINNER DATE.
BUT DEENA AND I HAVE MADE A REAL CONNECTION.
WHERE ARE WE GOING EXACTLY?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I MEAN, I DO HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S THIS WAY.
GENERALLY, I DON'T HAVE A BIG DATING LIFE IN IRELAND,
AND THIS IS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
SUDDENLY, CHOOSING MY PRINCESS ISN'T SO EASY.
HERE IS TO A WONDERFUL PICNIC.
I THINK IT WILL BE REALLY FUN
TO HAVE A ROMANTIC BRUNCH IN THE PARK.
TO MY KNOWLEDGE, THIS IS ALL...
ORGANIC AND STUFF?
VEGAN.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT HE REMEMBERED THAT I WAS VEGAN
AND ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
ALLOW ME TO OPEN IT.
I CAN DO IT.
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, BUT IT'S ONE OF THOSE PICKLE JARS.
GOD. THIS IS NOT THE 1950s.
IT'S EASY TO FIND A PRINCESS
THAT'S USED TO HAVING EVERYTHING DONE FOR THEM,
BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FIND A FEMINIST PRINCESS,
THAT'S SOMEONE WHO'S WORTH KEEPING.
SO, WHAT'S IRELAND LIKE THIS TIME OF YEAR?
IT'S LIKE TAKING A TIME MACHINE BACK IN TIME
TO WHEN THERE WAS NO TECHNOLOGY,
SO EVERYONE'S WALKING AROUND WITH SPADES AND WHEELBARROWS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY DO A LITTLE SKIP AND SAY, "TOP O' THE MORNIN'" TO YOU.
THAT'S TRUE.
I HEARD THEY FILMED MOST OF "BRAVEHEART" OVER THERE.
I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
THAT'S BADASS.
"BRAVEHEART" WASN'T JUST SHOT NEAR WHERE I LIVE.
IT WAS ACTUALLY SHOT ON MY ESTATE AS WELL.
I'D LOVE TO TELL DEENA, BUT THEN SHE'LL REALIZE WHO I AM.
TO KEEP YOU HERE, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
A WONDERFUL GIFT THAT I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY.
WOW. THAT'S SO NICE.
THIS IS ALMOST LIKE A DICE BAG.
WHAT?!
HOLY CRAP.
THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
I THOUGHT IT'D BE A NICE LITTLE SET.
HEAVY. MY DICE ARE REALLY LIGHT.
THEY'RE MADE OUT OF PLASTIC OR WHATEVER.
YEAH, THESE ARE FULL-ON METAL.
HE GAVE ME SOME REALLY AWESOME GAMING DICE.
"FEEL THE WEIGHT WHEN YOU GAME,
AND LET YOUR GAMING TABLE SHOW WHEN YOU ROLL THESE DICE."
OH, MY GOD. I GOT A 4. YEAH.
DEENA IS FUNNY, AND SHE'S REALLY INTERESTING.
SHE'S A FANTASTIC PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.
I'M REALLY ENJOYING MY TIME WITH DEENA,
AND I DEFINITELY SEE MYSELF GOING FURTHER WITH DEENA.
SHE'S AWESOME.
Lorenzo: TONIGHT I HAVE A DATE WITH BRITTNEY,
THE GIRL THAT I MET AT THE FOOD TRUCK.
I'M HALF-ITALIAN.
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER.
SURE.
AND I FEEL VERY NERVOUS
BECAUSE I AM IN A STRANGE SITUATION
I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY, VERY GOOD NIGHT FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.
Rob: I THINK UP UNTIL THIS POINT,
LORENZO HAS BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG.
SO I HAD AN INGENIOUS IDEA -- PUT AN EARPIECE IN HIS EAR,
SO THEREFORE, I CAN ACTUALLY SPEAK TO HIM
THROUGH THIS EARPIECE,
AND I CAN REALLY KEEP THE CONVERSATION MOVING.
YES.
I WAS HIDDEN IN A TRUCK AT THE BACK OF THE RESTAURANT,
SO I HAD ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD VIEW OF DINO AND HIS DATE.
HI, DINO!
HOW ARE YOU DOING, HONEY?
Brittney: WHERE DINO WORKS DOES NOT MATTER TO ME.
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY'S INCOME TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
IF WE'RE GONNA GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME,
WHERE YOU WORK DOESN'T MAKE OR BREAK ANYTHING.
THANK YOU. YOU DO, TOO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I LIKE HOW YOU'RE WEARING A PURPLE VEST.
LOOKS GOOD. I LIKE IT.
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW YOU BEEN?
I HAD A VERY BUSY DAY TODAY.
I WENT...
Shoe shopping.
I wanted to get some official cowboy boots.
I WENT -- I DON'T KNOW. I WENT TO DO SOME SHOPPING.
WHAT'D YOU GET?
I FIND THE BOOTS.
Cowboy boots.
COWBOY BOOTS.
Dino, tell her, "If I looked like you, I would wear nothing."
[ LAUGHS ]
I NEED TO DRINK.
So, I don't understand why you're single.
YOU'RE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL.
NO.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE MANY THINGS IN MY MIND COMING IN THIS MOMENT.
WAIT. WAIT, LET ME THINK.
UM...
SAY IT.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I LOVE TO DO KARAOKE.
KARAOKE. OH, OKAY.
Damn it, Dino. You're not listening.
OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
YES.
LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT. I'M IN YOUR EAR,
and you're still ignoring me.
I AM LISTENING TO YOU. DON'T SHOUT AT ME.
I'M GETTING REALLY IRRITATED NOW
AT THAT STUBBORN ITALIAN MENTALITY.
FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS AND HIS SMALL ARMY OF MINIONS,
WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE TO SPEAK MORE CLEAR WITH ME.
THIS IS A DISASTER. I'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
COMING UP ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
TELL HER, "YOU HAVE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL EYES."
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
KISS HER. GIVE HER A KISS.
YES.
Listen to me, damn it.
I'M IN YOUR EAR, AND YOU'RE STILL IGNORING ME.
I AM LISTENING TO YOU. DON'T SHOUT AT ME.
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.
Tell me about your Italian roots.
YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE ITALIAN ROOTS.
HALF-ITALIAN.
DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?
DO YOU SPEAK SOME ITALIAN?
NO. NONE. YOU CAN TEACH ME.
I CAN TEACH YOU.
DINO, TELL HER, "SORRY. IT'S HARD TO CONCENTRATE.
YOU HAVE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL EYES."
SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME TO LOOK IN YOUR EYES
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
SO IF YOU SEE ME SOMETIMES CHANGING IT'S BECAUSE I --
AND, THEN, YOU ARE TALL LIKE ME,
SO NORMALLY, I'M NOT USED TO DATE TALL WOMAN.
THE DATE'S GOING GREAT. WE HAVE GREAT CONVERSATION.
HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S VERY INTERESTED
IN WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AND VERY FUNNY.
IF I SHOW YOU AROUND ITALY, CAN YOU SHOW ME AROUND AUSTIN?
IF I SHOW YOU AROUND ITALY, CAN YOU SHOW ME AROUND AUSTIN?
DEFINITELY.
YES!
SO...
CHEERS TO THAT.
WITHOUT THE HELP OF ROB, REALLY,
I WOULD BE OUT OF THIS DATE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES.
KISS HER.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
EVERYTHING HE WAS TELLING, SHE LIKE IT.
SO, I WAS LIKE, "WOW!"
YES! YES!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. IT'S THAT TIME.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE MY EXIT.
CAN YOU AT LEAST HELP US TIDY UP THE HOUSE BEFORE YOU GO?
THERE HE IS.
HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
GOOD MORNING.
I'VE NEVER KNOWN SOMEONE TO DRESS SO SMART TO BED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO COME AND STAY WITH YOU GUYS
IN THE HOUSE AND HANG OUT.
I THINK ME BEING THERE
HAS REALLY RAISED THE GAME WITH THEM.
I THINK THEY'RE TAKING IT VERY SERIOUSLY NOW.
THEY KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE,
AND I THINK THEY KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS
AND WHAT IT TAKES TO ACTUALLY FIND TRUE LOVE BEING UNDERCOVER.
SUCH A NICE GUY.
James: IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING LORD ROB HERE.
WE CAN TAKE ALL HIS ADVICE AND PUT IT TO GOOD USE.
I'LL JUST GET A LITTLE EARPIECE.
WHEN I GO THERE...
I THINK THAT I'VE HELPED THEM,
AND I THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, GIVEN THE CHOICE,
I THINK THEY WOULD WANT ME TO STAY.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THERE COMES A POINT
WHERE I HAVE TO LET THEM GET ON WITH IT.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
OKAY.
HAVE A GOOD ONE, GUYS.
NEXT TIME ON "SECRET PRINCES"...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TEXTING ALAURA?
I'M GONNA CALL HER.
I'M TRYING TO ARRANGE ANOTHER DATE WITH ALAURA.
AGAIN.
A VERY DIFFICULT PERSON TO PIN DOWN.
SO, WE'RE GOING OUT LATER.
I REALLY LIKE SAM, AND I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
I'VE GOT BUTTERFLIES. I THINK I'M FALLING FOR HER.
IT IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE MORE UNUSUAL FIRST DATES I'VE HAD.
[ GRUNTS ]
IF SHE ONLY KNEW SHE JUST KICKED A ROYAL IN THE FAMILY JEWELS.
I CAN BE MYSELF WITH ROSALYN. SHE'S SO BELLISSIMA.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
IF THIS IS NOT DESTINY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT.
I WIN. HIGH FIVE.
OKAY, COME ON.
NO.
Oliver: I DON'T KNOW IF DEENA'S THE ONE,
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE OPTIONS.
VERY NICE TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
CHRISTY SEEMS SO DIFFERENT FROM DEENA.
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
THAT I'VE EVER BEEN ON A DATE WITH.
I THOUGHT THAT DEENA WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME,
BUT NOW...
I'M NOT SO SURE.