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Welcome to a new experiment from Axeperiments
At Axe, we like experimenting on hot women
to better understand them
and to find new ways to attract them
With your help, we'll be able to pinpoint what attracts women
Please welcome our test subjects
Today you'll be experimenting on a couch
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Women love gifts
And especially expensive ones
But when it comes to bags...
shoes...
or clothes...
Don't even think about it!
And if you end up buying any of the three...
Don't throw away the receipt
Because she's definitely returning it!
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Studies show that women go gaga over AXE
The scent made them crawl to the couch
And what happened after...
Was never before seen in our labs!
The couch got violated...
There was kissing...
Touching...
Biting...
And even incidents of licking...
All we can say is...
If you want to show them the way...
Spray AXEÉ responsibly!
Because you don't want to end up like the couch
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Women love to chatter
Especially on the phone
She's either going to give you an earful for hours
Or flood your inbox with useless messages
Or stalk you on BBM
And don't even think about not answering
To get out of it and show them the way...
Then you have to do the right thing
Let them chatter on...
Even if you're not really listening
But don't over do it
Because if she finds out...
You're royally screwed.
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Women appear to be attracted to soft music...
and candles.
Research proves that song lyrics influence *** behavior
and candles help to soothe the mood
Women love romance
They appreciate when you go out of your way for them
and surprise them with this Hollywood s**t
But the most important thing to them...
is the company!
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Women love those Turkish soap operas
And they can watch this nonsense all day
So now you've got one of two choices
Either you learn to love this crap
Or live at a friend's house...
Till the season ends!
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react
Not all women are suckers for puppies
However studies show that the chance of hooking up
Increases by 425%
If you walk a puppy in the park
The puppy will bring them over
But after thatÉ it's all you!
Choose any of the items in front of you
and see how the women react