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We have been photocopying these and personalizing them by using yellow highlighter.
Then we just have to write in the recruits name here. Kids love lines like WHAT UP Big Time?!!!
Note key phrases like "difference maker", "immediate impact", and "you = baller"
This will surely bring our football program to glorious heights.
Frau Yow, a recruit ...
A recruit put a copy on instagram...
People are mocking us yet again.
Everyone leave except the following - Doeren, Keyser, Gott, and altmin.
Will it ever end?!! This letter, the Aggie billboard, Wolpfack, those awful statues...
the Monday in April t-shirt, the Gio punt... I could go on.
The gangnam guys, fat shirtless dude, fat ice cream dude, wheelchair guy - even our fans embarass us.
It's almost like those things are in the room with us.
I came here to make NC State the UNC of Raleigh.
Frau Yow, we are already UNC-R.
Good point, dipshit. How about the UCLA?
Frau Yow, they lost in the first round too.
And they ***-canned their coach, smartass. You want to roll the dice on that one?
Coach Gottfried, and I use the term coach loosely. It's not well known outside this room; neither you, nor Dave, was my first choice.
Dave you get a pass for now, but under no circumstances punt to Gio. Mark, you're on a very short leash.
I've already started a new list- just in case. I've got my eye on this Mike Rice guy from Rutgers. He's an up-and-comer.
Keyser or should I call you Dan Kane. I know that fart was you. Quit eating spoiled ***.
Your randman, 6foot9, and Sandinista ZZL alteregos bring down board morale. You're work in the legitimate press has been stellar too.
Keep the posts, stories, and tweets flowing. altmin, your seppuku of the ZZL needs more work. Great job on PackPride as waffleiron though.
I guess firing TOBy didn't get anyone's attention. Someone send in Harper when we finish.
Don't cry Kellie, It might be a about a raise.
Maryland was bad; this place is a dumpster fire.
I could use a hug about now.
This is our state??? This isn't even our city.
You can fart now, Keyser.