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You no think you drunk enough?
No.
This is podcast number sixty-nine hash...
Eghhhh.
It's a-unique Fraser.
How...
he's a Fraser-ing-it nueiqely.
Yeaha.
Nueiqely, uniquely. Is what I meant to say. But I got the slur on.
Why you guys no join in on the podcast?
Haaaaa.
The jalapenos you steal...
Are always so much hotter than the jalapenos you buy...
Because they are the forbidden fruit.
You're a brave man...
You a brave man.
I wanna do the submarine, and get out of the car and do the run around...
and around, and come back in!
But I know I no make it, see? No time there, I'm a clever weasel.
Aww, noooo. I can't... Weasel is not a good word, I'm gonna go with cookie.
Cause cookies are sweet.
Where's my? I had- Oh, I put it in my wallet. I'm a good boy.
Oh!
Compo' claim! Kidding.
I kid, I kid.
I feel a-like a broken man.
So...
I no warm...
To the condoms.
They not my friend.
They cut off the circulation...
And if you're hard and a-***...
It's okay.
But if you just tryin' to do the pleasuring...
And, like, you just wanna get a quick one off...
And you no really that turned on...
Oh God.
I'm not doing this on the podcast!
And, you know, once you lose the edge...
It's hard to, you know, you...
I don't know if I'm the average man or what not; but, like, I like a bit of foreplay to get me going. You know? And...
Once you lose it you've got to get it back up again, if you lose it down to zero.
Oh God! I'm sorry to anyone who see this video! Give me the bum wine.
Oh, pull over! You pull over!
You miss-a the prime parkway, you no need to do the zippy-zaggies! You just cruise! Oh God, this is gonna be bad.
Yeah, I might come back for supper! For what?
Supper. Something sweet.
You know, something sweet?
I may have to go hide out in the Isle of Crete and...
Just a-live there and a-work on the land...
And just live like the simple farmer-man.
To Escape the past...
Of my drinking abusive *** period man!!!
Why you no love me?
It's a Mexicana! Why you no love me?
Oh, look at the cheeses!
We got to get some more alcohol. I begin to sober up and realise what go on.
I just dropped some as well, sorry man.
She better than the Mexicana man.
Cause she so spicy!
Hot!
Ho-hooooo! Man, you no taco? Hoooo!
Oh God!
Go, go, go, go, go! Whooooo! That's entitlement to a fine! If you don't cross the second line...
Before the time...
You get the fine for doin' the crime, it's true. But they gotta catch you.
And outside the police station it's the fastest way to go in the spaceship!
'Cause, if they see you speedin'...
They could leave you sittin' and bleedin' 'cause...
Oh no!
I'm like a scared kitten.
Jolly good chappy, aye? Aye? Si, si. What, what?
And she took a schlit in the brisket.
Jolly good, where's the brig then? I got a turtle-head pokin' out. It's a jolly good day out in the ocean but...
I got a bridge to be chasin'.
Choking a darkie, know what I'm saying?
Aye, jolly good then. Chop, chop.
We leave in a deep, dark place.
It smells like farts in here! Smells ***' heavenly!
Oh God, I'm a bad person.
Just shoot me. Take me out back and shoot me now.
Why are we going to Bunnings?
You don't like garden parties?
You know what's really creepy, right? I've got this *** ***, man.
And it's called *** Garden Party.
And when I think about garden parties, right? I always think, you know, something a bit fruity because sex going on...
Weird ***, mate. English cottage, big walls. Nobody sees what goes on. What happens at the garden party stays at the garden party.
So, I've got this Garden Party ***, man.
And, 'cause the Body Shop makes it they obviously make the *** in French.
In France. So they put this French *** on the bottle too, man.
You know, this genecompapawee mademoiselle, yeah!
Body wash.
Well, actually, no I lie. I lie, don't believe me. Shower gel, in French, is gel ***.
And, like, man. Gel ***.
You can say whatever you want to say in a fruity *** accent but if you're in Australia it's gel ***.
That's how it's spelt.
You know what gel *** means, man? It's a thick ***. A thick ***. And that's the last thing you want.
And I'm trying to use that on my body...
And I'm freaking out, thinking I should be putting it up my *** or something and...
It's just not a good experience.
Oh, that one was legal. See...
She learn the quickly.
Do you think I can take a beer into Bunnings?
Hits hard.
When you feel that first burn.
Oh, don't worry. All I record is the witty, clever comedy.
I just love smashing back that first half a bottle.
Now you remember, this is all in context okay?
Don't judge me!
I need a cane.
Aww, $43. *** that.
Backside. See this is the *** we need, man! That's perfect. That's what we're looking for. Backside Fit anything anywhere.
Why won't you help me?
Let's go up Main Street for the fun and go around Urraween Road, down to Urangan.
Did we go past the bottle-o? What did I get? Oh, XXXX Bitter. That's beautiful.
I'm in 'Straya, ***!
What poppers? Or are they toppers, and what goes on with the coppers? And if you didn't touch my knoppers...
Some a-time...
I touch-a myself.
You've got to get her when she's drunk and vulnerable. * Unintelligible* And, I just; like, I want to help out. Don't get me wrong. I want to look after her garden as well!
And I want to pay her son rent! Or her rent. So that her son can afford to eat while he's a poor student.
I want pizza but I know I'm too drunk to eat it.
Oh God.
Ahhh!
Oh *** give me...
*** Steve Martin.
I'll lick his *** and...
Don't get me wrong, he's a beautiful actor...
Plays banjo like a schmuck! It's true.
Awww!
Can we go get a video game? You want some pizza?
Copies of video games.
Pirate!
Pirates, they love the silver. I just checked the, oh...