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Fave: man it's hella cold *bear*
Fave: oh hi bear! Bear: i'm bear grylls, and this is bear vs
wild Fave: but can you really grill tho?
Bear: i can't bare you anymore, i'm gonna eat you
Fave: don't eat me bear! *bear charges fave*
*fave slaughters bear* Fave: wait a minute, i have an idea
*12 minutes later* Fave: I GOTTA FUR COAT! Who do I show it off
to? Preston: what a furry! what's your fursona!
Fave: you're already making me FURRY-ous Preston: okay that pun was awful
Fave: FURREAL? Preston: stop it before you hurt yourself
Fave: or should you say, FURSELF! *bear roar*
Fave: ***, is that a bear? Preston: yup
Brass ***: no, it's just me Fave: oh hey brass ***!
Brass ***: how ya doin Fave: wanna go to the club?
Brass ***: nah Fave: what's your snapblox?
Brass ***: what's my what? Fave: your snapblox
Brass ***: i use faceblox, sorry Fave: get away from me
*binoculars view of fave* Boss: hey, do you see that?
Assistant: yeah, what? Boss: look at his coat, it looks real good
Assistant: just looks like another furry to me
Boss: go over there and ask him about it Assistant: fine, boss
*assistant walks up to fave* Assistant: i like your jacket
Fave: thanks Assistant: can i have it?
Fave: no Assistant: why not?
Fave: because it's MY fur coat Assistant: fur coat, hmm... alright that's
i need to know *assistant goes back to boss*
Assistant: he calls it a "fur coat" Boss: Let's sell these ***!
*Clothing Store, 2016* Fave: i need new socks
*fave sees fur socks* Fave: WOAH, FUR SOCKS!
*fave then looks around and sees a bunch of fur clothing*
Fave: WHAT THE ***! I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY IDEA!
Preston: looks like they stole it Fave: SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED
IT! SOILED IT! Preston: shut up fave
Fave: i'm pressing charges Boss: good luck with that, you would need
FUR-ensic evidence Fave: hey, fur puns are my thing! you can't
take them! Boss: who says i can't? they're so FUR-nny!
Fave: they really aren't Boss: what are you gonna do, arrest me?
Cop: HE WON'T, BUT I WILL! Boss: what a copout
Cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! Boss: what copyright? all the kid did was
kill a bear and wear it Cop: WHAT? FAVE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ANIMAL
ABUSE! Fave: how about you arrest the boss, he beats
his wife every night Cop: WHAT? BOSS! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ANIMAL
ABUSE! Boss: that's misogynistic!
Cop: WHAT? I NEED TO ARREST MYSELF! Fave: that's what i call arrested development
Preston: your puns are terrible Fave: *** I'LL THROW YOU IN THE FUR-NACE!
Preston: buy me some furniture hoe Fave: you mean FUR-niture!
*preston shoots fave* Preston: *** you fave
*outro*