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JUSTIN AND TERRI OLSON--
THEY'RE MARRIED 15 YEARS.
THE CATCH IS, SHE'S ALLERGIC TO HIM.
THEY HAVE SEX, SHE GETS HIVES. IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S TERRIBLE. THERE'S NO SEX.
OH, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
A FRIEND OF MINE SAYS THAT TWO MATURE ADULTS CAN'T HAVE SEX
WITHOUT IMMEDIATELY HAVING COMMITMENT ISSUES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WRONG.
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
A BED-BUDDY SITUATION IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE
AS LONG AS BOTH PEOPLE ARE CLEAR
ON THE PARAMETERS.
BED BUDDIES? PARAMETERS?
MM-HMM. THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
FOR INSTANCE, I'M SURE YOU FIND ME
EQUALLY AS ANNOYING AS I FIND YOU.
HECK, YEAH! YOU'RE ALWAYS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR.
YOU'RE ALWAYS CRACKING YOUR NECK.
YOU'RE STUBBORN.
YOU TELL HORRIBLE JOKES.
YOU WRITE IN GREEN PEN.
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH!
THE SEX OBVIOUSLY HASN'T CHANGED OUR RELATIONSHIP.