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Where would you like to seat, honey? Let's talk to that waitress, she looks friendly!
Okey
Welcome, may I help you with your seats?
Yes, it's the first time we're coming here and we would like to seat in the best place
Okay, follow me!
Well, now that I'm here, what would you like to drink? What would you like, Andrea?
Let me see the menu We have wine, water, cola...
I love red wine! I would like to drink some Rioja wine!
Well, we don't have red wine, but we have other wines, like Merlot or Lambrusco
Well, since I don't usually drink wine, please, put us some Merlot
Okay, and for the entrants? Just a salad, please. Oh, and put the dressingon the side.
Oh, well, also would like ham and cheese.Okay, I got it all.
Excuse me, a table for two
Wait here for a moment. For the waiting i'll offer you a free shot. Tequila?
Sorry for the waiting, the salad and the ham are not ready yet, but I have brought the drinks first.
Don't worry, we can wait
WHAT?WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? That is my husband! Calm down honey, he hasn't seen us yet.
But I HAVE seen him. WHO THE HELL IS THAT ***?
Ask for the meal, I'm going to have a talk with that ***
Are you ready to order, sir? Oh, yes, but I don't know what we should eat,
would you recommend us something?
Well, the menu of the day is steak with chips if you prefer meat, and smoked salmon if you prefer fish. That menu comes with free dessert
Okay, that looks quite good, I would like a meat one, since I love meat, but my couple, she does prefer fish, so I'll order fish for her
Okay, it'll be ready in 15 minutes
Okay, thank you
WHAT THE HELL? What are you doing here? And who is this ***?!
I should ask you the same! Who are you calling *** to?
Oh my god, how could you do that? I'm talking ro you?
What's happening here? Who is this ***?
This *** is the one who's dating your wife.
What have you just said? Hey you, stop it there. Who do you thing you are to talk to him this way?
You'd better shut up!
What is happening here? Can't you see we're having a fight?
And what is that about? I'm not going to tell you, obviously!
Okay, I was here to ask you for things to your meal
Oh my god, this isn't the moment. Of course it is! How would you like the steak?
You can have it rare, medium rare. Just put it the way you want and leave me alone, can't you see we're fighting!?
And the chips?You can have them deluxe, thinner, normal...
Oh, what have you asked for eating?
Darling, this isn't the moment to eat. But I'm very hungry, love
Okay, ask for something. What is the menu of the day?
Well, the menu of the day is really good, if you prefer meat, you have steak with chips,and if you prefer fish, you have smoked salmon. That menu comes with free dessert.
Oh, I love steak
Okay, and how would you like it?
I'd like it medium rare Okay And I'd like it very rare.
Okay, sir, the order will be arriving in 15 minutes.
Okay, now go, please.
I don't know how could you do this to me! We're exactly in the same situation.
I think we should go, we're just annoying here
You're right Should we go to a McDonalds?
I love McDonalds
What the hell is happening?