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Eh, what do you know? What the hell is that?
Let me out of here, you *** lizards!
High school prom on a boat. Pretty cool, huh?
At least all the while people can blame their inability to dance on sea turbulance.
Come on! What are you, deaf? Just throw it!
Wow, you suck at this.
Oh my god, Fred, you suck.
Huh? Ah, ***...
Fred, you suck!
Oh, right, ***, yeah, pirates on the starboard, pal.
Don't drop me!
Listen up, boys. Take everything you can and leave no survivors.
That's right, men! It's gonna be a good morning.
Argh! Where am I going now?
Urgh, I'm gonna be sick!
Hey, you! Why aren't you fighting, ya' little brat?
But I'm just a kid, I don't even know what's going on!
Well, that's no excuse!
Ouch! Call child services.
Alright, everyone-
Oh, wait. Stop, stop, guys, just stop-
Stop, st-stop, stop. Please, just calm down!
Oh, come on! Where are you even running to?
We're on a boat!
What are you doing out there? Let me out of here!
Oh, hold on a second. I hear ya'.
Get out of my way! There's no room for you!
Trying to plunder our plunder, huh?
You've got balls, kid. Balls.
But they haven't even dropped yet.
Balls.
Hi-ya!
Ah, damn, I killed him!
I won't go back to prison! My butt can't take more abuse!
Looks like I'll just have to kill all the witnesses.
Did ya' see that one, lad?
His appendix came right out his tearduct!
Well, you see-
Shut your mouth, boy. We've got more important stuff to do.
Hey there, missy. Where do ya' think you're going?
Oh, my only weakness! My balls! How did you know?
Can't kill on an empty stomach.
Um, who are you exactly?
Me? My name is Ruffy D. Monkey!
That's right! My last name is Monkey.
Because my *** parents hated me!
Well, my name's Koby and-
What, Cody, I don't care!
I said Koby.
C'mon! Those passengers aren't just gonna kill themselves, ya' know!
Alright, boys. My fat *** fell through the floor again.
Oh, ***, Cody! They're *** everywhere!
They don't make 'em like they used to.
Well, aren't you a fat ***!
Oh, that is it!
C'mon, Cody! We're leaving!
What the hell?
Taste this!
And that!
And then some of this!
...and you're out! Back to the base!
Dammit! This is terrible!
Get him!
Oh, ***! Run away!
What the hell?
Gotcha now, ya' ***!
Wha ha ha ha, ha! Victory is mine!
Now, why *** did ya' have to go do that for?
There's something you should know about me. I'm made of rubber!
And before you even ask-
Yes. Yes, it is.
What the hell are you talking about?
My father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math.
Ruffy, you are the strangest boy I've ever met.
Boy? I'm 45 years old, lad!
But you look like you're 16!
You try getting wrinckles being made of rubber.
Oh, that is it!
I am rubber, you are fat!
Don't you dare touch my hat!
Ah, what is it now?
Oh, no! They found me!
What did you do that was so terrible, anyway?
I've been making internet parodies!
Oh, my god! You're like the worst criminal ever!
Cody, you take care of the rest.
No, I- I'm coming with you!
Do what'cha want, lad! I'm out of here!
And so begins another grand adventure of the tales of...
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