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>> RYAN: OK, so I'm going to try this one more time because I can't see...
seem to conceive anywhere else to go. I'll bet you anything that path there just leads
to the same thing as on that side. Something I probably need the ground pound for.
We must be able to jump across there. It's so close.
There we go. I totally made it that time. I don't know what the deal was.
Basically I'm just very bad at jumping, I guess?
[laughs] Yes, I am.
OK, we'll do the other side. [laughs]
That one wasn't so hard at all.
Those seems like progression areas.
I'm not going to attempt jumping. We'll just kill ourselves [laughs]
in order to make it a little easier.
Shadow Man must not be a big fan of me right now.
"OK, Shadow Man, now just walk into to fire now, Shadow Man."
"What do you mean walk into the fire," Shadow Man would say.
Shadow Man sounds like that, by the way.
And I'll be like, "Just walk into the fire, Shadow Man.
It's for your own best interest.
A duplicate of you will be created
and I will be able to continue on. It's a slight inconvenience to..."
Oh, what's in here?
All sorts of nonsense. OK.
Oh, this is that thing that I saw...
in the beginning.
The little flythrough of the level.
OK, so I jump here and then I...
jump there...
and I go here...
and then I...
What is the solution. Do I jump there? Or do I jump up there?
Hm, I wonder.
OK, I think I can make it to that one.
Woop. Oh, I totally can.
Oh, and an ***! I love those.
But first a button. I'll just push the button.
I have no idea what that did but...
let's hope that it was in Shadow Man's best interesting.
Need to jump up here and then here...
and then go in between them...
look for thingies. No thingies.
OK, and my reward is travelling through an *** so that's just lovely.
Oh, more nonsense. [laughs]
This one is...
this is very creative. This is very, very creative.
OK. I can do this.
I believe in Shadow Man's abilities. I believe in my abilities.
I just want to make sure I'm not...
not falling into my death, which I tend to do quite a bit.
And oh, hello ladies.
What are you doing here amongst all of these...?
Oh god, more of this.
How do I progress here?
I need to push that... I bet I need to push that. So this is a spot for later once I've
got my walk on...
not the walk on, but the swim on fire.
I'm pretty excited- Oh, no, nevermind.
Let's push every single button I have before pushing the button that pushes buttons!
>> SHADOW MAN: The sisters awake.
>> RYAN: Hi, ladies!
Hi, how are you?
I'm doing alright.
It's a bit chilly out.
They are not the best conversationalists. I cannot understand a word they say. It all
just sounds sort of like "emnehshmehshmehmeleme."
"Emnehshmehshmehmelemeh."
OK, I think we're going to try some different camera angles for this.
No, don't turn around.
That's not the thing I wanted you to do.
OK, hustle and bustle, Shadow Man.
This place is very dangerous for you.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Is that the last one? It was not.
Go, go, go!
Hurry!
Hurry hard!
Is there one more? Nope.
Excellent.
And again my reward is...
traversing the colon that is most of this temple.
More progress?
Oh, more nonsense is more like it.
But we've got ladies that awake for no reason.
[gunfire]
Hello.
[gunfire]
Your presence is an inconvenience to me.
I would greatly appreciate it if you would die.
Please make your way to whatever comes after Deadside.
Is it just more Deadside? What happens if you die in Deadside?
Are you just gone?
These are very important questions. I am asking the most important questions.
Oh my god, what the hell is this?
This is just terrible. [laughs]
Seriously. Who thought of this?
Oh. My reward for surviving the nonsense shall be a dark soul! Oh god! Oh god!
>> SHADOW MAN: The dark souls... are mine. >> RYAN: The dark souls are yours, Shadow
Man.
OK.
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
Oh, there's spots back here.
Where does this lead, I wonder?
Is this the first room?
No, this is...
Oh yes!
Can I just get in this now? Nope.
I got to push some buttons first, I guess.
How many buttons are there? There's many.
Let's first do this one.
No sisters?
Still no sisters?
Oh, nope, there's one right there.
It's a red one.
Hi, I'm told that you're dangerous. I'm stuck...
in things so please take it easy on me.
OK. Red lady, you're not very nice. I'm not impressed with you at all.
Not in the slightest.
You keep moving. [laughs]
Why do you ladies always insist on moving when I'm trying to *** you, OK.
Oh, come on computer. You have just enough hard drive spa- Oh, [laughs]
What I was... Oh, there I go again.
OK, there we go. Make the jump and then do the commentary.
What I keep trying to say is...
before I so incredibly ended Shadow Man's career as a three dimensional platformer...
was that... my computer totally has the computer to do this before I run out of hard drive
space which is coming very close.
Oh, there I go again.
Oh, nope.
This is quickly becoming an annoyance.
My inability to jump is really rather sad.
Oh, Shadow Man! No!
OK, jump and then jump and then don't fall in the lava. Oh no!
OK. So we jump and then we just jump to this one because that one's a little bit easier
to get to. [laughs]
Oh, that was much easier!
Let's push this button while there's still lady shooting at me
and hitting me.
Hi, I'm getting suck on buttons and things. It's very inconvenient.
You are quite the obnoxious lady. You're almost as obnoxious...
You are almost as obnoxious as my inability to speak and jump.
Oh god!
Watch, now that it's not important or anything it's going to be very easy for me to make
all these jumps.
But to be quite honest, I wouldn't count on it.
OK, anyway, as I record more footage, I run out of hard drive space
and right when I'm about to completely run out of hard drive space, the game becomes
laggier, the load times become longer and...
gameplay suffers as a result
so that's what I'm referring to.
But yeah, swim in fire. I love swim in fire.
Ho ho!
And dramatically he just swims right in the fire.
OK, so...
You know what? I think I'm going to have to make that a video, Internet people
because I am running out of time and hard drive space.
So, we'll see you again when we swim around under some fire
all over the place for the kingdom. Thanks for watching, Internet people.