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Mr Shiavello, today Splash of Moet made he long awaited comeback
The Trainer Mark Minnervini entered her in Race 3 at Morphetvlle over 1000m
Minnervini said she was going to be hard to beat.
The jockey moved her nicely into 5th getting ready to sprint after the turn with 400 metres to go
Very good, so Chris how many lengths did The Splash win by?
Mr Shiavello Ö how do I put this, ummm
Sir, The Spalsh was in the mix but ...they came over the top
She finsihed 2nd last
All of those who told me that our trainer Mark Minervini was *** leave the room now
Minners said the Splash was thriving
THRIVING ! HAD WORKED STRONGLY ! HARD TO BEAT !
That mare is a rocket, it won is first two starts, she was the favourite
How on earth did that fat *** Minnervini stuff this up?
We waited a year for her to come back, I bet 10 grand on the nose, GONE!
Minners sitting up there at Angas Bank Park
Emailing us that the horse looks happy
Who give a *** if the horse looks happy, I want it to look ***'n fast
What went wrong? Minners said she was looking magnificent
Minners found some infection in her front right leg
What? Infection! How the *** did that happen?
Must of come from the scratch caused by the barb wire
How in the *** does a trainer think that storing barb wire with the horses is a good idea
Barb Wire ***
Just because he got it cheap after the war Is this guy a horse trainer or a cow farmer
The big fat *** speaks garbage
Now I have to put up with the emails from Russ Jones and Rigoni, they know nothing about the sport of kings
Rigoni telling me how his mate Mick Price can do a better job
He doesn't even own a share of the Splash
He should butt out
They can shove Mick Price up their ***
What next, we are probably going to get an email from Minners saying
the "horse was unlucky, maybe she needs more distance"
Why the *** are we using a trainer in Adelaide?
So what do we do now?
We planned to bring the Splash to Melbourne for the Spring Carnival
Flemington, the mecca of horse racing
I've bought a new suit from Peter Jackson ... pin stripe
It was on sale, half price, 80% wool and a free 2nd pair of trousers
I told all my friends, they were coming to Derby Day
Schmo Racing is going to look like Schmuck Racing
Don't cry Carmel, at least he doesn't know about Addiction to Rock winning
Schmo Racing needs to take a close look at its stable
Thank god we got rid of Addiction to Rock, it was never going to win again
That gelding was finished
Chris, good job in selling the Rock
*** I feel like this is Universal Bolt all over again, he could've been a Champion
We were so naive then. We believed in Minners and his ideas, we were going to conquer the racing world
Call Bart Cummings