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- PREVIOUSLY, ON BELOW DECK...
- I'M LIVING IN A CABIN WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
- THEN YOU SHOULD BE [bleep] HER.
- [laughing]
I'M LATE.
- I'VE BEEN HIT BY A BUS FULL OF ***,
AND IT'S MADE ME DO BAD THINGS.
- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN A CAPTAIN BEFORE,
I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO SET THAT ASIDE
BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CAPTAIN ON A BOAT.
I'M IT. - UNDERSTOOD.
- I NEED TO GO SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE.
SO I'LL BE BACK IN LIKE AN HOUR.
- SHE'S TOTALLY LEAVING ME TO DO ALL THE WORK.
I HAVE TO BITE MY TONGUE
AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
- KAT, DID YOU CHECK THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME?
KNOWING THAT SAM ISN'T RELIABLE,
I NEED KAT RIGHT NOW.
KAT, COME WITH ME.
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THAT MIRROR.
- SHE'S HAVING ME DO EVERYTHING,
AND I'M TIRED.
- THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. IT'S A CUTTHROAT BUSINESS.
- BUT HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO CARRY US FOR?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[alarm blaring]
- ALEKS, ALEKS, WE GOT A FIRE ALARM GOING OFF.
INVESTIGATE AND REPORT BACK.
- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PROCEED?
ROGER THAT. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO BE, LEE?
- GET YOUR GEAR ON. LET'S GO.
- FIRE TEAM ON THEIR WAY.
- OKAY, LEE.
- ALL CREW, THIS IS A DRILL.
THIS IS A DRILL.
- FIRE'S OUT.
- OKAY, YOU CAN TELL YOUR TEAM TO BACK OUT ON THIS.
- I WANT THE PRINCIPALS IN THE WHEELHOUSE
BEFORE WE GO OVER IT WITH THE CREW, PLEASE.
EVERYBODY HERE?
WE CAN GET STARTED WITHOUT NASH.
OKAY, THE BREAKDOWN IS...
THE ALARM WAS SOUNDED AT 2:45.
THEY TELL ME THEY WERE SUITED UP AND READY TO GO
AT 2:47.
ALEKS, I NEED YOU TO REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS.
YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK MY PERMISSION.
YOU ENGAGE INSTANTLY, BECAUSE EVERY SECOND COUNTS.
- RIGHT. - OKAY?
ALEKS IS TOTALLY CONVINCED
THAT HE COULD HANDLE THIS 165-FOOT YACHT.
AND NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
WE DIDN'T START PUMPING WATER INTO THE FIRE UNTIL 2:54.
WE GOT THE CALL AT 2:45.
ALEKS HAS A BIG BOAT LICENSE.
BUT IT'S NOT THE LICENSE THAT MAKES THE CAPTAIN.
IT'S CRISIS SITUATIONS THAT HE'S HANDLED.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES A CAPTAIN.
YOU SAW HOW CONFUSED IT WAS TODAY.
- RIGHT.
- SO ODDS ARE SOMEBODY WOULD'VE DIED.
HE CAN THINK I'M AN [bleep] ALL HE WANTS.
BUT HE'S GONNA HAVE TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
THE TIMES WERE JUST ATROCIOUS.
- I JUST-- - STOP, STOP.
THE WHOLE PURPOSE IS JUST
TO MAKE SURE WE GET IT RIGHT.
- RIGHT.
- BECAUSE SOMEBODY COULD DIE IF WE DON'T GET IT RIGHT.
- EXCUSE ME.
- WHERE'D YOU REMOVE THIS TAG FROM THAT SAYS--
- OH, I CARRY IT WITH ME FOR WHEN I'M DOING JOBS
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO.
- I FEEL CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN HERE. - I KNOW.
THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE BOTH HERE. - [indistinct].
- HEY, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANNA DO TOMORROW.
- YEAH, I WANNA-- I JUST WANNA BE ME TOMORROW.
- SAMMY!
I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING AND I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- WHAT?
- SO DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH CJ?
- YES. - OH, YOU DID?
- I DID, BUT I WAS HAMMERED, AND I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
EVER.
- OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA BE HOOKING UP.
YOU WORK TOGETHER, YOU LIVE TOGETHER,
YOU EAT TOGETHER, YOU HAVE SEX TOGETHER!
WAS HE A GOOD KISSER?
- UM... I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.
- YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
- I DON'T REMEMBER IT BEING BAD.
HOOKING UP WITH CJ...
[sighs]
I'M STARTING TO REGRET A LITTLE BIT.
- I THINK THAT HE OBVIOUSLY HAS FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM? - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- YOU DON'T.
HUH.
HERE, LET'S MOVE TO ANOTHER ROOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, THE FIRST TIME I ASKED YOU,
I SAID, "DID YOU MAKE-- FOOL AROUND WITH CJ?"
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "NO! NO!"
AND I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE?"
AND YOU WERE LIKE, "YEAH, I SWEAR."
- WELL, 'CAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED BY IT.
- AW, DON'T BE! - WHY?
- HOW IMMATURE DO WE SOUND RIGHT NOW?
- PRETTY IMMATURE.
- ALEKS, ALEKS, ADRIENNE. - YEAH. WHAT'S UP?
I WAS IN MY ROOM.
- HEY.
UM, SO I WANTED TO GO OVER THIS WITH YOU
NOW THAT I'VE GOT ALL THE INFORMATION.
SIMON AND HIS WIFE ARE PREVIOUS CHARTER CLIENTS OF MINE.
I'VE KNOWN SIMON AND GRETCHEN FOR YEARS,
AND HE MADE A LOT OF HIS MONEY
WORKING FOR GOOGLE AT THE BEGINNING.
HE'S FUN AND CLASSY,
AND I ALSO KNOW THAT HE'S GONNA EXPECT FIVE-STAR SERVICE.
SO IT MATTERS THAT WE MAKE EVERYTHING
AS PERFECT AS WE CAN. - YEAH.
KNOWING THAT THESE CHARTER GUESTS
ARE FRIENDS OF ADRIENNE,
I BELIEVE SHE'S GONNA BE ON A RAMPAGE.
AND SAM AND KAT BETTER WATCH OUT,
BECAUSE THE DEVIL WOMAN'S COMING OUT.
- WE REALLY, REALLY NEED TO BE ON POINT FOR THIS.
THE LAST CHARTER THAT I DID WAS A BLAST.
- THAT'S AWESOME.
- THEY LIKE TO DRINK, THEY LIKE TO PARTY.
- SOUNDS GOOD. I LIKE HIM ALREADY.
HE DOESN'T LIKE TOFU. I HATE THAT STUFF.
[both laughing]
- OKAY, COOL. - ALL RIGHTY?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT. LET'S GET READY TO GO HERE, HUH?
I GOTTA FIND MY PANTS. THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO.
[whistling]
- IN THE MILITARY,
MY FAVORITE WATCH WAS ALWAYS THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT.
THERE'S NO ONE THERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH.
- YEAH, THIS ANCHOR WATCH IS DIFFERENT, DUDE.
YOU GOTTA DO SO MUCH [bleep]! - I REALIZE THAT.
- YEAH.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYBODY THOUGH.
- YEAH, THAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYBODY.
YOU JUST KINDA DO YOUR THING. - RIGHT, RIGHT.
THAT'S THE BEST PART. - DO IT THE WAY YOU WANNA DO IT.
- AT YOUR PACE. - YOUR PACE.
WHEN IT COMES TO GRUNT WORK,
DAVE AND I ARE THE GUYS WHO HAVE TO DO IT ALL.
I MEAN, OUR JOB IS PRIMARILY
SCRUBBING, CLEANING, POLISHING...
SQUEEGEEING.
EVERYONE'S LIKE KIND OF ALREADY TIRED,
READY TO GO TO SLEEP, AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"OH, WELL, I'M, UH-- I'M GONNA START WORKING."
- YEAH. - "GETTING [bleep] AT IT."
- "SLEEP WELL, GUYS." - YEAH.
"I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. I'LL BE--I'LL BE HERE."
- "I WATCHED THE SUN GO DOWN... AND COME UP."
- [laughing] YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
- WHAT IS THAT, "SIMONE" OR SIMON?
- I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER. THEY'RE THE SAME.
- DISLIKES TOFU.
DID YOU SEE THIS ONE?
SHE WANTS HER LAUNDRY PRESSED AND BAGS UNPACKED
WHEN SHE ARRIVES.
- WHAT?
[laughing]
- SO I GUESS YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE OF DOING THAT.
- OH, JOY.
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. - [laughing]
- CREW, GUESTS SHOULD BE ARRIVING IN 20 MINUTES.
- HEY, SAM, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HARDEST PART OF THIS JOB IS?
- WHAT? - LOOKING THIS DAMN GOOD.
- IT'S NOT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO DO THAT.
- [laughs] NICE!
- CJ, SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP
THOSE STRANDS OF HAIR PUT SOMEWHERE
OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE YOU WEAR BARRETTES.
LISTEN UP. - PERFECT.
- WE'RE GONNA DO THE SAME THING THAT WE DID BEFORE.
GET THE LUGGAGE ON BOARD, GET 'EM SOME CHAMPAGNE.
ADRIENNE'S GONNA DO THE TOUR.
ANY QUESTIONS?
- JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW,
SIMON IS A PREVIOUS CHARTER CLIENT OF MINE,
AND HE'S AWESOME,
SO EVERYBODY STEP UP YOUR GAME.
- ADRIENNE HAS FRIENDS? WHAT?
- WE'RE CLEAN. LET'S GO.
- BYE, GUYS. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
GOOD MORNING. - HI, THERE.
- HELLO.
- CAPTAIN LEE. - LEE, SIMON.
- SIMON? - HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU, SIR? - GOOD.
- AWESOME. - LET'S GET ON BOARD.
- YOU THE CAPTAIN? - ABSOLUTELY.
- HEY, YOU. TRACY?
[giggling]
- HOW ARE YA? - I'M GREAT.
- THEIR EMBRACE--
IT WAS VERY, UM, GROPE-Y SEEMING.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - IT'S HOT.
- I KNOW. IT'S HOT DOWN HERE.
- ADRIENNE AND SIMON DO SEEM VERY COMFORTABLE TOGETHER.
WHETHER BOUNDARIES WILL BE CROSSED...
I DON'T KNOW.
- IT IS? - NO.
- IT'S RAINING AT HOME. I KNOW THAT.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE-- - NOSTRADAMUS IS RIGHT, MAN.
'12 THE WORLD IS GONNA END. YOU'LL SEE.
- IT IS NOT GONNA END. - NOSTRADAMUS, MAN.
HE'S ON THE MARK, MAN. - WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
- NOSTRADAM--IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT--NO.
- HE'S--BIG STORM AND STUFF.
YOU EVER HAD RAIN AND SNOW LIKE WE HAD?
- ABSOLUTELY. - ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA ASK EVERYONE TO REMOVE YOUR SHOES.
WE DON'T WEAR SHOES INSIDE.
- I'M A FOOT MODEL TOO, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
- FANTASTIC. - YEP.
- COME ON. - [laughing] OKAY.
- IT SMELLS LIKE A [bleep] DEPARTMENT STORE IN HERE.
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO UNPACK TRACY'S LUGGAGE.
INITIALLY, I'M THINKING, NO PROBLEM.
LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT TRACY DECIDED TO PACK UP THE ENTIRE STORE
AND...JAM IT IN HER SUITCASE.
- IF YOU'D LIKE TO CHECK OUT THE FLYBRIDGE--
- YEAH.
- THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE BOAT.
- FANTASTICO. LOOK AT THIS, BABE.
I'M GONNA BE LYING UP HERE WITH THE LADIES.
I JUST WANNA SEE THE STEERING WHEEL.
AND THEN I GOTTA EAT 'CAUSE I REALLY GOTTA EAT.
- PERFECT. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S ALL LINEN AND--
- YEAH. - BEAUTIFUL. THE SHOES.
AND IF YOU COULD, UM, ANYTHING THAT HAS A TAG,
YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF. - OKAY.
SHE ASKED ME TO REMOVE THE TAGS,
WHICH WAS ALMOST LIKE HER WAY OF FLAUNTING IT.
- EVERYTHING THAT'S HANGABLE... - MM-HMM.
- ANY TYPE OF CLOTHES, JUST HANG THEM.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT. - SURE.
I'M TALKING LIKE AT LEAST...
THREE DOZEN LINEN GARMENTS.
- AND THEN THE BELTS, I GUESS,
WE CAN PUT IN THE DRAWER.
OR WE COULD HANG-- YOU COULD HANG 'EM.
- I SPENT FIVE YEARS AT AN ACCREDITED UNIVERSITY
AND KNOW TRIGONOMETRY AND ALGEBRA
AND ADVANCED CALCULUS, CALC III,
DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS.
LIKE, I CAN FREAKIN' SOLVE ROCKETS, RIGHT?
LIKE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- SO HOW HAVE THE OTHER GUESTS BEEN?
- THEY'VE BEEN GOOD.
- I THINK WE'RE PRETTY EASYGOING.
- YEAH. - SIMON, ON THE OTHER HAND,
MIGHT BE NOT AS EASYGOING. - [laughing]
- HE'S A LITTLE MORE DEMANDING.
- [sighs]
IT'S LIKE WHITE TRASH RICH PEOPLE.
IT'S [bleep] CLASSLESS.
- YOU DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU CAN'T FIGURE THIS SCENARIO OUT?
IT'S YOUR JOB.
- I'M GOING TO BE BRINGING A HOT BREAKFAST UP SHORTLY.
UH, THE CHEF MADE SOME FRITTATAS.
FOR THE TIME BEING,
WE HAVE GRANOLA AND YOGURT AND FRUIT,
SO FEEL FREE TO PASS THAT AROUND AND ENJOY,
AND WE'LL BE BRINGING EVERYTHING ELSE UP SHORTLY.
IT'S LIKE A QUICHE WITH NO CRUST.
SO LESS CARBS.
- ALL RIGHT. WELL, IS IT DONE?
- YEAH.
SIMON CAN COME OFF A LITTLE ABRASIVE.
I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO
NOT TO BE OFFENDED.
IF YOU ESTABLISH WITH HIM RIGHT AWAY,
"WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
"REALLY DOESN'T BOTHER ME,
I KIND OF FIND IT FUNNY," HE LEAVES YOU ALONE.
- I'VE GOT FOUR EXCITING FRITTATA RECIPES.
SMOKED SALMON, SOME HAM, MUSHROOMS,
BROCCOLI, AND BLEU CHEESE.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
- WOW.
- I HAVE SEVERAL FRITTATAS THAT I'M GONNA BE BRINGING UP
FROM THE CHEF.
THIS ONE IS SMOKED SALMON.
- UH, NO SALMON.
- YOU DO KNOW THAT I DON'T EAT THAT [bleep].
- YEAH, I DON'T EAT SALMON. - I'M NOT A SALMON GUY EITHER.
- OKAY. I WILL LET THE CHEF KNOW.
THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER ONES COMING OUT.
- YOU NEED TO LET THE CHEF KNOW.
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LET--
ADRIENNE FREAKIN' KNOWS I DON'T EAT SALMON.
- ADRIENNE'S FRIENDS ARE KIND OF DEMANDING AND RUDE.
- YEAH?
- LIKE, I SHOULDN'T REACHING--
YOU KNOW. - ALL RIGHT, WELL--
- JUST A LITTLE BIT. AND MY COFFEE HOT.
- IS YOUR COFFEE NOT HOT?
- I LIKE IT EXTRA HOT.
I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH.
- IF THAT'S WHAT HER FRIENDS ARE LIKE,
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT HER ENEMIES WOULD BE LIKE?
- SAM, HOW YOU DOING, BABE?
- OH, YOU KNOW.
RUINING ALL OF OUR GUESTS' LAUNDRY, THE USUAL.
- [chuckling]
- WE SHOULD ALL BUY HOMES HERE.
I HEARD LIKE THE REAL ESTATE IS REASONABLE HERE.
- THIS ONE IS BLEU CHEESE AND BROCCOLI.
- BLEU CHEESE AND BROCCOLI?
- THIS ONE IS TURKEY, ROASTED TOMATOES,
MOZZARELLA, AND PESTO.
- CAN YOU FORESEE YOURSELVES WANTING ANYTHING ELSE?
I MEAN, I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND KEEP COOKING.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- I WANT A EGG. LIKE, A HALF A WHITE EGG.
- MM-HMM. - YOU DO FRESH SPINACH...
WITH A LITTLE OLIVE OIL?
BACON AND AMERICAN CHEESE.
ALL RIGHT? - BACON, AMERICAN CHEESE, AND--
- AND JUST EGG. YOU KNOW, LIKE HALF WHITE.
- OMELET, RIGHT? - EXCUSE ME?
- OMELET. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO THAT UP THEN.
- ALL RIGHT, BIG BEN. - THANKS.
STEVE--HE WAS THE SIMPLETON, RIGHT?
- NO, I'M WAITING.
I'M SO HUNGRY, MY BUTT'S EATING MY UNDERWEAR.
[all laughing]
- THESE ARE THE CHARTER GUESTS FROM HELL.
I'M DISGUSTED.
[laughter]
- OKAY, GUYS, SHOWTIME. APOGEE'S PULLING OUT.
- ALL LINES ON BOARD. - COPY THAT, WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
- 15 METERS OFF THE PORT BOW.
- ALEKS, I NEED YOU OFF OF THAT BOW.
DO NOT STAND ON THE BOW.
THAT'D BE LIKE CLIMBING ON THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR,
YOU'RE DRIVING AWAY.
DON'T DO IT.
JESUS [bleep] CHRIST.
- 10% BEFORE MAXIMUM CAPACITY. COPY THAT, OVER.
- IS SAM UNPACKING ALL OF OUR BAGS?
- WOULD YOU LIKE FOR HER TO?
- YEAH, PLEASE.
YOU WANT YOUR STUFF UNPACKED, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - DOES EVERYBODY?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- I AM TERRIFIED TO WALK DOWN AND TELL SAM THIS
BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHE'S GONNA REACT.
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD.
I THINK SHE'S GONNA THROW AN IRON AT ME.
OKAY. I WILL LET HER KNOW.
- THANKS.
- HEY, SAM? - YES?
- ALL OF THE GUESTS WANT YOU TO UNPACK THEIR LUGGAGE FOR THEM.
- [clicks tongue] AWESOME.
CATCHES LIKE WILDFIRE, RIGHT?
EVERYONE WANTS ME TO PRESS
ALL THEIR LUGGAGE AND UNPACK IT, OKAY?
SO...FABULOUS.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S SARCASM, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT I DO.
IT'S LITERALLY GONNA TAKE ME ALL DAY.
- OKAY.
- IT'S [bleep] CLASSLESS, HONESTLY.
IT'S LIKE WHITE TRASH RICH PEOPLE.
- YOU DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU CAN'T FIGURE THIS SCENARIO OUT?
IT'S YOUR JOB.
- LIKE, YOU DON'T SHOW UP ON A [bleep] BOAT
WITH LITERALLY 50 GARMENTS THAT NEED TO BE PRESSED,
AND THEY HAPPEN TO ALL BE LINEN.
- NOW I'M STARTING TO SEE WHERE ADRIENNE'S COMING FROM,
BECAUSE SAM'S JUST THROWING A FIT.
THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL INDUSTRY.
YOU MAKE IT OR BREAK IT, YOU KNOW?
IF YOU CAN'T PULL YOUR WEIGHT,
THEN YOU GET THE [bleep] OFF THE BOAT.
- AND THEN AS SOON AS I'M DONE UNPACKING,
THEIR CHARTER'S GONNA BE OVER, AND THEY'RE GONNA SAY,
"PACK IT ALL UP, SAM!"
- ANCHOR READY FOR DEPLOYMENT.
- ANCHOR READY FOR DEPLOYMENT.
- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M GETTING TWO DIFFERENT HAND SIGNALS.
YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE UP YOUR [bleep] MIND.
I HAVE A LOW LEVEL OF TOLERANCE FOR STUPID.
AND WE'VE GOT A LOT OF STUPID FLOATING AROUND.
- THE WAY LEE TALKS DOWN TO ME IS A VERY CONDESCENDING WAY.
I RESPECT HIM BECAUSE HE'S MY ELDER,
SO I JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT AND NOD AND AGREE.
- I'M GONNA TAKE THAT [bleep] RADIO AWAY FROM HIM.
- CAN SOMEBODY REMOVE THIS PART OF THE SHIP FOR ME?
IT'S BLOCKING MY SUN. [laughing]
GET ON THAT, PLEASE.
- "REMOVE THIS PART OF THE SHIP."
- HE ALWAYS LOOKS AT THE GLASS...
- WHAT ARE YOU, TONTO?
WE GONNA GO INHABIT THE ISLAND EARS AND STUFF,
AND GO ON THE ISLAND LIKE WITH JUST OUR--
LIKE, JUST SHORTS ON. BUT NOT THESE FANCY SHORTS.
YOU KNOW, LIKE LEAF SHORTS OR SOMETHING,
AND PRETEND LIKE WE'RE--
- LIKE WE'VE BEEN HIDING FOR 2,000 YEARS?
[laughter]
- I'D LIKE TO THINK, WELL, YOU'VE GOTTEN THROUGH LIFE,
I'M ASSUMING, BEING DIGNIFIED.
USUALLY, YOU KNOW, WITH MONEY COMES CLASS.
- WE COULD JUST TAKE OVER ST. BARTHS,
'CAUSE FRENCH ARE ***,
AND THEY JUST-- - OH, STOP IT!
- THEY JUST SURRENDER AUTOMATICALLY.
- I WANNA THINK THE BEST OF THEM,
BUT I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I'M NOT SEEING
WHAT ADRIENNE'S SEEING.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
- WE COULD TAKE OVER THE ISLAND RIGHT NOW.
- WE COULD TAKE OVER THE ISLAND RIGHT NOW.
- [humming]
FOR DINNER TONIGHT,
THIS DISH IS AS SIMPLE AS IT GETS.
IT'S MANGO, LOBSTER, FRIED WONTON
WITH A CILANTRO CREAM.
THEY'RE JUST AWESOME FOOD COMBINATIONS,
AND YOU CAN'T GO WRONG.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OUT THE LONG WAY.
[background chatter]
- [gasps] BEAUTIFUL.
- ISN'T THAT CRAZY? - MANGO.
OH, YUM. - YUM.
- THAT DOES LOOK DELICIOUS. - OH, YEAH.
- SO IT'S BASICALLY HIS VERSION OF A TACO.
- OH, NICE. - LOBSTER.
AND IT HAS A CILANTRO AIOLI.
- CAN I HAVE A PLAIN ONE? I DON'T EAT ANYTHING.
HONESTLY, I'M A PLAIN JANE. - WHAT THE HELL?
- NO, I DON'T EAT THIS.
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE INSTEAD?
- WELL, I WOULD EAT THAT WHITE MEAT RIGHT THERE,
AND I WOULD LOVE IT,
BUT IT'S JUST GOTTA HAVE NOT ALL THAT GUACAMOLE ALL OVER IT.
- IT'S NOT GUA--IT'S WASABI, PROBABLY, RIGHT?
- IT'S CILANTRO. - YEAH.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT "KOMASOBI" OR WHATEVER, YEAH.
- OKAY.
- NO, I CAN'T. I DON'T LIKE IT.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW? - LOBSTER?
- 'CAUSE I TRIED IT BEFORE. - GUYS, HE DOESN'T TRY ANYTHING.
- I GOT ALL THIS BIG AND OLD BY EATING WHAT I EAT.
- NO, HE LIKES-- HE LIKES LOBSTER.
- ALL RIGHT, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
- I LOVE LOBSTER. - YOU DON'T LIKE THE CILANTRO.
- JUST DON'T BE MAD AT ME FOR THAT, ALL RIGHT?
I'LL KEEP IT IN FRONT OF ME. - WILL YOU STOP, STEVE?
I MEAN, HE'S SUCH A SIMPLETON.
- HE SAID HE DOESN'T EAT ANY OF THIS STUFF.
HE'LL JUST EAT THE LOBSTER AND THE WONTON.
- HE DOESN'T EAT WHAT?
- HE SAID HE EATS VERY PLAIN FOOD.
- WHO DOES? - STEVE.
HE SAID HE TOLD YOU THAT EARLIER TODAY.
BUT HE SAID HE JUST WANTS THE MEAT AND THE WONTON,
AND THAT'S WHAT HE'LL EAT.
- HE--OKAY, WHATEVER.
HE-- [sighs]
HE DIDN'T REALLY SAY HE ATE PLAIN--
YEAH, HE SAID, "I EAT PLAIN FOOD."
THAT DOESN'T-- I MEAN...
THAT'S HARDLY EXOTIC, REALLY, IS IT?
- MAYBE FOR HIM IT IS.
ON A CREATIVE LEVEL, I UNDERSTAND BEN'S FRUSTRATION
WITH THIS GROUP OF GUESTS.
BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS,
SO WE NEED TO DO WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY.
YOU CAN COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT TO,
BUT THEY'RE STILL GUESTS.
- THEY DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING LIKE THAT
ON HIS PREFERENCE SHEET. - I UNDERSTAND.
- DIDN'T SAY, "I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING."
APPARENTLY, NO-GO FOR STEVE-O.
I NEED ANOTHER PLATE, LOVE.
YOU GOTTA GET OVER YOUR EGO AND JUST ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES.
IT'S ALL GOOD. - THANKS.
- THANKS, LOVE.
- THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS. WE'LL MAKE HIM HAPPY.
- BLOODY HELL.
APPARENTLY, STEVE--
HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN LIVING
IN A NUCLEAR FALLOUT SHELTER.
HE'S NOT USED TO THESE EXCITING FOODS
LIKE BLUEBERRIES AND, UH, LETTUCE.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ALL THE LOVELY THINGS
BEN SAYS ABOUT YOU.
- BEN LOVES ME, BABE.
HE'S GONNA BACK ME UP. - DIP IT IN THE KETCHUP.
- VERY GOOD.
- YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS JUST LIKE
WE GET THE MOST PICKIEST YACHTERS.
- HE LIKE--HE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
WHO, LIKE, DOES NOT TAKE A HINT.
- I CAN TELL... THAT SHE LIKES ME.
- I MEAN, I DON'T BLAME HIM. [laughter]
- STEVE, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
- OH, NO, I GOT A BOTTLE OF WATER.
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. - OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
- I'LL DO TO HER, THINGS... [murmurs]
- DUDE, SO YOU WANNA GO CHILL?
TAKE A LITTLE BREAK IN YOUR ROOM?
- GREAT. I COULD--
- OH! - I'LL FREAKIN' HANG AROUND.
- WAIT, ISN'T THIS YOUR BED UP HERE?
- YEAH, THIS IS CJ AND I'S NOOK.
- CAN I LOOK AT ALL YOUR PICTURES?
- YEAH.
ACTUALLY, ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE HANGING ABOUT.
- WELL, I NOTICED THE ONE IN YOUR BATHROOM.
- YEAH. - THAT ONE IS YOUR SISTER?
- IT IS. - AW.
IS THAT HER BIRTHDAY PICTURE? - YEAH.
THAT WAS ON HER 24TH BIRTHDAY.
I'VE OFFICIALLY OUTLIVED HER.
- REALLY? - MM-HMM.
IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
LIKE, SHE WAS 24 AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH...
WHEN SHE DIED.
AND WHEN I TURNED 24 AND ONE MONTH OLD,
IT WAS LIKE THE STRANGEST FEELING,
'CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS HAD HER AS, LIKE, THE OLDER SIBLING.
SHE HAD THIS, LIKE, ABILITY
TO INSTANTLY CONNECT WITH PEOPLE.
LIKE, SHE WAS-- - AND THAT'S JUST WHO SHE WAS?
- THAT'S JUST WHO SHE WAS.
- SO DO YOU MIND IF I ASK HOW SHE DIED?
- SOME *** BAG DRIVING A PORSCHE,
RAGTOP...
COMING HOME FROM THE BARS.
SHE WAS A PASSENGER, HE WAS DRIVING IN THE RAIN.
- UH-HUH. - AND...
LOST CONTROL AND...
VEERED OFF THE ROAD AND...
[bleep] HIT A TREE AND LANDED UPSIDE DOWN IN A DITCH.
YEAH.
THEY BOTH DIED.
- DID THEY MAKE YOUR PARENTS IDENTIFY THE BODY?
- WE ALL HAD TO. - YOU HAD TO?
- MM-HMM. I WALKED IN--
- WAS YOUR, LIKE, HEART RACING? - YES.
AND THERE WAS NOBODY ELSE IN THERE
EXCEPT MY MOM AND MY DAD.
- AND YOU? - AND ME.
AND I WALK AROUND THE CORNER,
AND I JUST SAW HER, LIKE, LYING THERE.
LIKE, TOTALLY UNPREPARED FOR IT.
DON'T CRY, KAT. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY TO CRY.
DID YOU CRY?
- NO, I MEAN, MY PARENTS WERE A [bleep] MESS.
AND SO, LIKE, I WAS TRYING TO...
HOLD IT TOGETHER FOR THEM.
AND, LIKE, WHEN WE WENT IN THERE...
IT WAS HER, OBVIOUSLY.
AND LIKE, THAT WAS THE FIRST DEAD PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN,
AND IT WAS MY SISTER.
AND...
IT WAS LIKE...
MY PARENTS BOTH, LIKE, GAVE HER A KISS AND...
- OHH.
- AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, SAM."
LIKE, "GO AHEAD, SAMMY. LIKE, GIVE HER A KISS GOOD-BYE,"
BECAUSE...THAT WAS, LIKE, MY LAST CHANCE.
AND I GAVE HER A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD.
AND SHE WAS [bleep] ICE COLD.
AND IT WAS JUST THIS-- - [sobbing]
- LIKE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER.
WE HAD, LIKE, A SERVICE FOR HER. - YEAH.
- AND...
PEOPLE FROM, LIKE, LITERALLY ACROSS THE WORLD
SHOWED UP AT THIS MEMORIAL.
TO SEE THESE PEOPLE, WHO, LIKE, WE HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE,
AND, LIKE, THEY CAME, AND WERE LIKE,
"OH, YEAH, TONYA AND I SAILED,
AND SHE CHANGED MY LIFE BECAUSE OF HER POSITIVE ENERGY."
AND IT MADE ME TOTALLY, LIKE...
RETHINK WHAT I NEEDED TO BE DOING WITH MY LIFE.
THIS IS WHY I TOOK THIS POSITION.
I WOULD NOT BE HERE DOING THIS CHARTER
HAD MY SISTER NOT PASSED AWAY.
THE REASON I WANTED TO QUIT MY JOB
AND AIM IN THIS DIRECTION IS BECAUSE
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FEEL WHAT SHE WAS FEELING.
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE WAS ALWAYS SO HAPPY.
LIKE, I'M JUST KINDA LOOKING FOR THAT.
IN THE BEGINNING, I WAS SO EXCITED,
AND, LIKE, HAD SUCH GREAT HOPES FOR THIS.
IS IT JUST THESE PEOPLE AND, LIKE, THIS BOAT?
OR LIKE, IS IT JUST SOMETHING THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO DO
AND I CAN'T?
I ALMOST FEEL LIKE I'VE, NOT LET HER DOWN,
BUT, LIKE--
- I DON'T KNOW HER,
BUT I COULDN'T IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD SAY
THAT YOU LET HER DOWN.
HOW CAN YOU LET ANYONE DOWN
WHEN YOU MEET NEW PEOPLE AND YOU TRAVEL
AND YOU TRY NEW THINGS?
AND, YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
IF ANYTHING, SHE WOULD LOOK UP TO YOU FOR THAT.
AND STAYING AS STRONG AS YOU HAVE THROUGH THIS TRIP
AFTER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, SAM.
I REALLY DON'T.
YOU SMILE EVERY DAY.
AND EVERY DAY, YOU GET UP EARLY,
AND YOU TAKE A SHOWER, AND YOU LOOK SO PRETTY,
AND YOU'RE READY TO GO.
AND YOU'RE FUNNY,
AND YOU HAVE SUCH NICE THINGS TO SAY.
- STOP, KAT. - NO! I'M SERIOUS.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW PROUD OF YOU SHE IS.
- THANKS. - I GOTTA GIVE YOU A HUG, SAM.
- THANKS, KAT. - OHH.
[air horn blowing]
[laughing]
- IT'S 7:00!
- I THOUGHT IT WAS 7:30.
- IT'S NOW-- [blows air horn]
[cackling] - ARE YOU GUYS OUT OF YOUR MIND?
[air horn blowing] - OUT OF CONTROL.
HE JUST USED AN AIR HORN TO WAKE UP THE GUESTS.
- GET YOUR *** OUTTA BED!
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S TALK MENU FOR LUNCH.
EVERYTHING THAT I NEED IS READY FOR THE BEACH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. - GOT IT.
JUST BECAUSE I'M FIRST OFFICER
DOESN'T MEAN I SIT BEHIND A DESK OR, YOU KNOW,
IN THE BRIDGE OR WHATNOT.
ADRIENNE'S GOTTA SET UP FOR A PICNIC,
SO I'M GONNA LEND MY HAND, GET OFF THE BOAT,
GET AWAY FROM THE DRAMA WITH LEE, AND HELP HER OUT.
- I NEED A TRAY FOR SANDWICHES, I NEED SOMETHING FOR THE SALAD,
SOMETHING FOR THE PASTA SALAD.
I'LL GET A BASKET FOR THE BREAD.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS, LOVE. I'M PRETTY BUSY.
THIS--I'M GONNA KNOCK THIS OUT.
OKAY, THANK YOU. CHEERS.
- I WROTE UP A LIST OF STUFF YOU CAN DO
WHILE WE'RE GONE AT THE BEACH.
SO I'LL GIVE THIS TO YOU. - OKAY.
- A LOT OF IT'S JUST ORGANIZATIONAL STUFF,
REORGANIZING.
- ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING ELSE, LOVE?
- I THINK THAT'S IT FOR RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY. - YEAH.
- [humming]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - OH!
- HEY, NICE JOB, SIMON!
- THE THREE STOOGES.
- BELLISSIMO.
- SO I BROUGHT THE WHITE TABLECLOTHS
TO LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND
SO THAT IT SPREADS OUT AND COVERS THIS WHOLE AREA.
- WE'RE ALL READY TO GO.
THE SANDWICHES ARE NICE AND WARM.
WE'RE READY TO RETRIEVE THE GUESTS WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE.
- ENJOY! - THANK YOU.
- GUESTS ARE OFF THE BOAT.
- OKAY, BYE! - CIAO!
- I'M SO LUCKY I'M GOOD AT FIXING [bleep],
AND YOU'RE GOOD AT PREPPING CLOTHES.
- AM I GOOD AT IT? - I THINK SO.
- ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A GORGEOUS DAY OUT AND WE'RE IN THE CARIBBEAN
AND THE SUN'S SHINING.
THERE'S A NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.
BUT WHAT THE [bleep] DOES IT MATTER?
BECAUSE I'M IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
- THEY'RE ALL NEW? - YEAH.
175, 118, 79.50.
- WELL, AT LEAST SHE GOT 'EM ON SALE.
- OH, THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS ON SALE.
I'VE LITERALLY DONE MORE LAUNDRY IN THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS
THAN I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
AND I DO MY OWN LAUNDRY.
THERE'S TWO OF THE SAME SHORTS--
LITERALLY, EXACTLY TWO OF THE SAME--
AND THEN THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR PAIRS OF THE SAME PANTS
IN FOUR DIFFERENT COLORS.
IT [bleep] SUCKS.
I HATE THAT LAUNDRY ROOM.
I WOULD KILL FOR, LIKE, SIX MORE INCHES
IN THAT LAUNDRY ROOM.
YOU KNOW HOW TIGHT IT IS, LIKE,
ONCE THE IRONING BOARD'S OPEN?
HALF OF THEM ARE--
- THESE WOULD BE REALLY CUTE IN A DIFFERENT COLOR.
LIKE, I LIKE THE COLOR, BUT JUST NOT FOR ME.
- NOOO!
- WHAT ARE THESE?
- THESE ARE LITTLE TURKEY SANDWICHES.
- OH, THEY LOOK SO GOOD. - THEY LOOK AWESOME.
- MY BUDDY STEVE, HE SENT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING BACK
THAT I'VE MADE HIM.
I'M JUST GONNA MAKE HIM THE MOST SIMPLE
TURKEY AND CHEESE SANDWICH...
LIKE WHAT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD WOULD EAT.
- WHO WOULD LIKE RUM PUNCH?
- BEN OUTDID HIMSELF HERE.
- ARE THEY DELICIOUS?
- HE'S STARTING TO FIGURE ME OUT.
PLAIN JANE. - IT'S DELICIOUS.
[beeps] - BEN, BEN. ADRIENNE.
- HE HASN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN TWO DAYS, DUDE.
- TURKEY SANDWICHES FROM A $20-MILLION YACHT?
THE EPITOME OF SOPHISTICATION.
- AND THIS IS A THANK YOU TO SIMON.
- YES. - IT HAS JUST BEEN PERFECT.
I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
[all laughing]
- SINCE ADRIENNE GAVE ME THIS MAGICAL, MYSTICAL LIST
OF THINGS TO DO... - TODAY?
- WHILE SHE WAS SERVING THE GUESTS LUNCH ON THE ISLAND,
WHICH I'M SURE IS GOING SPLENDID...
- OKAY.
- UM... [clears throat]
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAUNDRY.
AND...
SHE'S GONNA HAVE THAT LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN SHE GETS BACK,
LIKE, "WHY ISN'T THE FRIDGE CLEANED OUT?"
- SHE THINKS...
AND SOMETIMES I THINK...
THAT YOU JUST MOVE SLOWLY.
SAM AND ADRIENNE...
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS WHOLE THING IS DIFFICULT.
SO LET'S PUT DOWN YOU'LL FINISH THE LAUNDRY.
- OKAY.
- AND THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SAY TO ALL MY CREW
WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE DAY.
- HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT KAT'S GOT REALLY NICE ***?
- WOW. WHAT?
- IF THAT ISN'T *** HARASSMENT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
- THIS ISN'T GOOD. COMPLETELY OVERWHELMING.
- HEY. - HEY, IS THAT SAM?
- YEAH.
UM, I'M HERE TO DELIVER YOUR LAUNDRY.
UM, I WILL CHECK THE UNDERWEAR--
THE MISSING UNDERWEAR BIN FOR YOU.
- YOU ARE DELIRIOUS.
- I'M LIKE--
- YOU GUYS SHARE THE SAME UNDERWEAR STYLE.
I CAN'T HELP IT. - NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I DON'T KNOW. I'M OLD-SCHOOL EAST COASTER.
- [laughing]
- I WEAR [bleep] BOXERS, AND THAT'S IT.
- ROCK THE BOXERS. ROCK ON, MAN.
- MY MOM BUYS 'EM FOR ME. - [laughing]
- YOU THINK I BUY MY--
YOU THINK I BUY MY OWN UNDERWEAR?
- YOU NEED A GIRLFRIEND, ED. - THAT'S AWESOME.
- OH, SOMEBODY LOVE ME!
- OH, JESUS!
- ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SET UP FOR DINNER?
- [laughs] YES! - WE ARE?
- NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK THINGS OUT FOR DINNER.
- THAT WASN'T ON THE LIST.
- HELLO, WELCOME. - HOW ARE YA?
- VERY GOOD, THANK YOU. - GOOD.
- SIMON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- WE ARE CHANGING UP ON YOU A LITTLE BIT.
EVERYONE'S GOING INTO TOWN FOR DINNER.
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU WERE PLANNING ON COOKING FOR US,
COOK IT FOR YOURSELF, HAVE-- YOU KNOW, RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
- THANKS A LOT.
FOR DINNER TONIGHT? STEAK.
THIS FOOD WILL NOT GO TO WASTE. THE CREW WILL EAT IT.
SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. AND THEY DESERVE IT.
THEY REALLY DO.
- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. - YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
- APPRECIATE IT. - CHEERS.
ADRIENNE? - HAVE PLANS CHANGED?
- NO DINNER. THEY ARE GOING INTO TOWN.
- WHO'S GOING IN TOWN WITH THEM?
- WAS ANYONE GONNA FILL US IN?
- I JUST CAME DOWNSTAIRS.
- DOES THAT MEAN WE GET AN EXTRA-SPECIAL CREW DINNER?
- YES.
- THANK GOD THESE GUESTS ARE GETTING OFF THE BOAT.
I'M SO EXCITED.
I JUST WANNA TAKE A BREAK.
[overlapping chatter]
- BYE!
IT'S OKAY.
- I NEED BRO CHAT TIME. - I NEED BRO TIME.
BEST KIND OF BRO TIME YOU CAN GET, MAN.
TAKING CARE OF [bleep].
- THE GETTING IT [bleep] DONE CLUB.
- GETTING IT DONE.
- OH, THEY'RE FINALLY LEAVING.
SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW HOLLY AND I RUN [bleep].
I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AT HOME--HOLLY.
MY FEELINGS FOR SAM
ARE SORT OF MATURING A LITTLE BIT.
AND HOLLY AND I HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP.
I'VE BEEN SORT OF LOOKING OUT FOR SAM AS, LIKE,
SORT OF LIKE AN OLDER BROTHER KIND OF A ROLE.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS "INCESTUAL."
BUT-- - [laughs]
- I'M GONNA STRAIGHTEN UP THEIR BATHROOMS.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.
- DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT SITUATION.
- LIKE, HE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, DOES NOT TAKE A HINT.
- THE OTHER NIGHT, SHE WAS BASICALLY LIKE,
SEX OR NOTHING.
- HE JUST NEEDS TO, LIKE... [whispering] BACK OFF.
THAT'S ALL.
- NO MATTER WHAT SAM SAYS ABOUT THIS, THAT, OR THE NEXT THING,
I CAN TELL... THAT SHE LIKES ME.
- [clears throat] I MEAN, I DON'T BLAME HIM.
[both laughing]
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THIS IS NOT A VERY DRESSY PLACE.
LIKE, DON'T TELL ME THIS IS A BURGER JOINT.
'CAUSE IF IT IS,
THEN WE'LL GO RIGHT BACK IN THE BOAT
AND HAVE BEN COOK US DINNER.
- ED, DO YOU WANT A BENCH SEAT?
- I ALWAYS WANT A BENCH SEAT. YOU KNOW THAT.
- I KNOW. - YOU KNOW THAT!
- ALL I WANNA DO IS SIT BACK AND UNWIND WITH MY CREW.
- YOU HAD TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY ON THE BEACH?
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE, YOU GUYS.
- [laughing] - IT WAS SO BAD.
- I'M SO SORRY Y'ALL HAD TO DO THAT.
- YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
NEXT TIME I GET BEACH DUTY, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
IT'S ALL YOURS. - I WILL!
- I'LL BE CHILLING IN THERE,
LIKE, THROWING IN SOME LAUNDRY HERE AND THERE,
MAYBE IRON SOMETHING.
- LISTENING TO SOME BOB MARLEY.
- YEAH, LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC, YOU KNOW?
BE LIKE, OH, I'LL IRON THIS. PSHH.
- I'D PUT THIS AS NUMBER TWO ON THE SCALE OF FAVORITES,
SECOND ONLY TO THE SEA BASS.
- I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER THE SEA BASS.
WHEN WAS THE SEA BASS?
- THE FIRST OR SECOND DAY.
- OH, YEAH! I REMEMBER THE SEA BASS.
- THEY WERE OUT OF THAT FIRST STARTER
AND THEN THE SECOND ONE, THEY DON'T HAVE TUNA.
THEY HAVE MAHI-MAHI.
WE NEED TO GO BACK AND HAVE HIM MAKE--
- A FABULOUS--
- WE HAVE A FIVE-STAR CHEF ON THE BOAT,
AND WE LEFT FOR THIS?
- WE'RE COMING BACK EARLY?
- UH, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I'M HEARING?
- NO.
- THE GUESTS ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE RESTAURANT,
AND THEY MIGHT BE COMING BACK HERE FOR DINNER.
I JUST STOPPED CHANGING CLOTHES.
'CAUSE IF THEY'RE COMING BACK HERE, I GOTTA PUT WHITES ON.
- THEY ARE NOT COMING BACK HERE. - TURN YOUR--
NONE OF YOUR RADIOS ARE ON. - MINE IS.
- HERE, WE CAN ALL LISTEN.
[beep] - JUST CALLED THE RADIO.
SAID THEY'RE NOT HAPPY WITH THE RESTAURANT.
- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE. LEE.
- GO FOR ADRIENNE. - LOCATION.
- MASTER.
- WE HAVE A CHANGE OF PLANS TONIGHT.
THE GUESTS DIDN'T CARE FOR THE RESTAURANT.
THEY DON'T LIKE IT.
THEY'LL BE BACK HERE IN 15 MINUTES.
TALK WITH BEN.
SO WE NEED TO GET SET UP FOR DINNER FOR SIX
FOR OUR GUESTS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GONNA EAT IN NOW.
OKAY?
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT?
SO LET'S GET IT TOGETHER.
- AH, YOU--
- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE. KAT.
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE DINNER MENU IS
FOR SILVERWARE.
SO I'M WICKED STRESSED OUT BECAUSE I'M THE ONE ON SERVICE.
WE HAVE TO STOP WHAT WE'RE DOING
AND PULL A WHOLE DINNER TOGETHER.
AND WE ALREADY SERVED SOME OF THEIR DINNER TO THE CREW.
- DID THIS THING NOT GET IRONED? OBVIOUSLY NOT.
- OH, GOD! THIS IS A JOKE.
BUT ONCE WE TIE IT, IT TIGHTENS IT OUT.
- JESUS [bleep].
JUST SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT.
- I'M FEELING SO OVERWHELMED, EXHAUSTED,
AND MENTALLY DRAINED.
- KAT, I DON'T NEED IT. LOSE IT.
- DO WE GET OFF? - NO, WE'RE GETTING OFF.
THANK YOU, ALEKS.
COME ON, HONEY BUN!
- I'M VERY GLAD I'M BACK. - GOOD.
- I AGREE 110%.
LET'S DO WOMEN ON THIS SIDE, MEN CAN BE ON THE OTHER.
- CHICKEN WINGS AND FRENCH FRIES I DON'T CALL DRESSY.
- WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING WHILE WE WERE GONE?
TELL US THE TRUTH. - I MEAN--
- LOOK, LOOK. SHE'S SUCH A BAD LIAR.
- I HAD A NICE FILET FOR DINNER, AND THEN--
- I--THERE WERE, LIKE, 15 FREAKIN' FILETS!
I KNEW IT! - WE KNEW IT!
- THERE WAS LIKE A WHOLE FREAKIN' VAT OF FILETS.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY?
YOU ATE ALL THOSE FILETS? - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S OKAY.
- CAN WE GO WITH THESE, PLEASE?
WATCH YOUR LEVELS.
- [English accent] WATCH YOUR LEVELS.
- AND IF YOU COMB YOUR HAIR RIGHT, IT'S A DAMN GOOD POINT.
- THIS IS A KOBE BEEF NOODLE SOUP.
- THAT'S HILARIOUS!
- ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS, LIKE, THE COOLEST STUFF WE SAW.
- NO, BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS! LIKE, WE'RE READY TO GO.
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH! THE PLACE IS CLOSING."
- I ACTUALLY WANNA GO BACK THERE.
IT'S JUST NOODLES AND KOBE BEEF.
- LOOKS GOOD.
- ARE YOU EATING WITH "CHIPSTICKS"?
- KAT, UM...
- YOU HAVEN'T HAD IT DOWN THE WHOLE TIME, HUH?
OH, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED. - SHE'S WORKING.
- SHE'S WORKING.
- HOWEVER, KAT, MY SAKE ISN'T NOW HOT.
- OH, REALLY? - WOW. WHAT?
- IF THAT ISN'T *** HARASSMENT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE. KAT.
COULD I GET THE NEXT COURSE
SO I COULD PLEASE TELL OUR FABULOUS GUESTS?
THANK YOU.
- THERE'S HOLES. LOOK.
- STEVE, LOOK. YOURS IS PLAIN JANE, BABY.
THEY MADE IT FOR YOU. - ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
- HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT KAT'S GOT REALLY NICE ***?
- OH, MY GOD. - WHO?
- I GENERALLY KEEP MY GAZE A LITTLE HIGHER.
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
I WAS JUST LIKE, "REALLY?"
- WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. POOR KAT.
- THIS ISN'T GOOD.
COMPLETELY OVERWHELMING.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- YOU GOT AN IPHONE? SET IT.
- IPAD. - ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S KAT?
- IPAD. - ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S KAT?
- AM I PLATING RIGHT NOW? - YES.
- I CAN'T--YEAH. - SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- I THOUGHT I WAS. - SILENCE!
- COMPLETE SILENCE. - SORRY, LOVE.
- SILENCE...
- I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS PLATING.
- AMONGST THE--THIS YACHT!
- KAT'S ACTING A LITTLE BIT
MORE JOVIAL THAN USUAL.
WHAT IN THE [bleep] IS GOING ON?
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY,
LIKE, SLIPPED HER ECSTASY OR SOMETHING.
IT WASN'T ME. I SWEAR.
[laughter]
- WHERE THE FREAK IS MY RADIO?
HEY! CJ!
- HEY, LOOK AT ME. - YOU HAVE NO--
NO!
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE WOUND UP LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN.
KAT'S BEEN DRINKING.
THAT'S NOT TOO TOUGH TO FIGURE OUT.
- KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR,
SO TAKE IT BACK AROUND!
- SHE GETS FLIRTY,
AND THEN... THE ACCENT COMES OUT.
- [sighs] I CAME DOWN HERE TO MEDITATE.
- I'M REALLY GOOD WITH ADVICE.
SO IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING--
- I'M REALLY GOOD AT SEX IF YOU REALLY NEED TO JUST...
- [laughing] - TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU-- - HEY.
- OH, YEAH, I'M COMING RIGHT UP. I'M SORRY.
- IT'S LATE. IT'S LIKE 10:15.
ALL I SAY-- IF YOU TAKE THAT BLOW HORN
TOMORROW MORNING, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ***.
- DID I SAY BREAKFAST WAS AT 7:00?
WE'RE GONNA SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER.
IF I SAY WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING AT A CERTAIN HOUR...
- BE THERE. - BE THERE.
- SHOW UP ON TIME AND BRING AN EXTRA SET OF CLOTHES.
- ALWAYS. - CRAZY.
- THAT'S MY ADVICE TO DEAL WITH SIMON.
- ALWAYS, RIGHT?
- OKAY, FINE. I'LL HAVE HER GO--
- I'LL BE RIGHT UP THERE. I'VE BEEN DOING DISHES.
- NO, I'LL HAVE HER GO TO BED.
- DO YOU KNOW WHERE FRAN-- - FRANGELICO?
- YEAH. - WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
LISTEN. - POSITIVE?
- DO YOU THINK SO?
- I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
I MEAN, SHE'S GETTING IT DONE. A LITTLE LAGGING, BUT--
- GO [bleep] DOWN THERE! WHERE'S BEN?
YOU GO TO BED, OKAY?
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND GET IN YOUR BED.
- I WISH THAT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON THAT KNEW.
I PROBABLY WOULD LET IT SLIDE.
- ANOTHER MASSAGE!
YOU GET ANOTHER MASSAGE!
- UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT HAPPENED...
IS THAT SHE DID IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY ELSE.
- AND YOU GET ANOTHER MASSAGE! GO!
- I'M CONCERNED THAT SHE'S GONNA LOSE HER JOB
AND THAT I'M NOT GONNA HAVE HER HERE ANYMORE.
AND--
BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN.
[crying]
- NEXT TIME ON BELOW DECK...
- I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.
I'M GIVING YOU THE OPTION TO GO TO LEE YOURSELF AND TELL HIM,
OR I GO TO HIM AND TELL HIM.
- DONNY, GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- CAPTAIN?
THERE IS CONCERN THAT MY BEHAVIOR WAS SUBSTANCE-RELATED.
- HAD YOU BEEN DRINKING?