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Hi! I'm Gary Barton!
Are you a victim of the house shake virus? Doesn't bother you that someone of your
own family, business or college is doing this God-awful dance?
Hell, are you still wondering what the Harlem Shake dance is?
Hundreds of people are catching this virus that leads to paranoia,
insomnia,
joining the mainstream society and of course death,
by suicide.
To stop this virus from happening to you and spreading it worldwide, please call this
toll-free number on the bottom of the screen.
The N.O.D.A.H.S. or "No One Does A Harlem Shake" Dance
is an organization that is here to find a cure for you!
Please contact in the next fifteen minutes and you'll receive a endless supply of pizza
and free music downloads!
Your call means you want your life back!
Please, call N.O.D.A.H.S.
before it's too late...