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*in German accent* Herr Cody *last name inaudible*! Welcome!
Perhaps, you noticed my black van, tracking your every move? *chuckles*
That was I, the one behind this scene, the one who pitted each of you against the other,
so that I might step in at the end, and annex (?) mein just deserved (?)
You don't remember me, do you, (Cody's last name, again, not caught...)?
Cody: No... Arnold: I am Herr Arnold! I own this pennant, and
I am reclaiming it! Cody: Biff Arnold? The owner of the jewelry store?
You weren't German! Arnold *In normal voice*: Right... Well, as you can
see, the years have been very stressful for me...
MacGyver: Uh, Mr. Arnold... that pendant... is not yours... Arnold: *in old man voice* Is that right, sonny? *chuckles*
Well, as you can see, I still have possession of it, don't I? *laughs*
*in cowboy-ish accent* And possession's nine tenths of the law, Pilgrim. Besides...
*in German accent again* I earned it, the old-fashioned way. It all started when I was very young.
*in young boy voice* I said, "Daddy, Daddy,
can I have some money, Daddy, pleeease?" *in Western plantation owner father voice*
"Tarnation, boy, I said get out in them fields and shuck that cotton and shovel out that
mule pen... and get yourself a haircut, ya look like a sissy.
*In gruff German accent* And so I did! I wandered off into the world to build my own business.
A jewelry store; very respectable, but-- I didn't have enough. I wanted more, you hear
me, more, more, more! And now look at me, a shadow of the man I once was... *evil laughter*
I waited years for this moment... and now the pendant is mine! You hear me, mine, all
mine! *evil laughter* MacGyver: Can I see it?
*in normal voice* See it? Whaddya mean, see it, I-I don't understand...?
MacGyver: Look at it... I want to look at your pendant. Arnold: Oh... sure, have a look!
*In Brittish/English accent* But don't get any ideas... I'm a crack shot...
MacGyver: Yeah... I know you are... *still in accent* Notice the quality... the
fine cut! *in old man accent again, chuckling* It's
not the size that makes the gem, you know... *slap!*
*in old woman's voice* Stop that, sonny, you're a *crying* pervert!
*in young boy's voice again* Mommy, Mommy, forgive me, Mommy! Let's ask Daddy, Mommy!
I want some money, Mommy! *In cowboy-ish accent again* Hold on, there,
Pilgrim! I told you to-- MacGyver: Is this how you remember him?
Well... the years haven't been kind... he's gone off of the deep end...
--dang ballet classes again! ... yah!
*in young boy's voice* But, Daddy, *sniffles* I gotta be me!
Hold it, right there! *in normal voice* ...what?
The gun... give me... the gun... ... Sure!
Now, stay put. Someone will be here soon. *in heavy German accent* Stay put? Yes! Stay... PUT!
Put.. my FOOT! Cody:Call 9-1-1?
PUT me down... PUTTING! Ah, yes, yes! Tapioca PUDDING! *chuckles*
MacGyver: Definitely... *as Porky Pig* *stutters*
Th-th-th- that's all, folks! *imitates Looney Tunes theme* *Looney Tunes Theme*