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Hi, my name's Daniel with Expert Village. Today I'm going to show you how to properly
talk trash at the Super Bowl Party. Pay attention baby. Now we're going to talk about what you
got to do when it's half time. See we all know half time is that time of the game that
becomes serious. You know what I'm saying? So listen, there's the two options here. If
your team is down during half time, there's only one thing to do during half time and
that's get out of the room and go hide. Go make a snack, do anything to occupy your time.
How about you volunteer yourself to go the store. But see, I'm not here to teach you
all about how to take people talking trash or hiding from talking trash. I'm here to
teach you how to talk trash. So listen, if your team is up, this is what you got to do
during half time. It's the perfect chance to follow the person around the house who's
with the opposing team and rub it in their face how many points they're up. Like just
keep asking them little things like, "hey, you remember what the score was? I seem to
have forgotten. Last time I checked, we was on the board baby." That'll always make it.
Or you could always talk about his quarterback or how the coach is so old his social security
number was twelve and had high school in third period with Moses himself. Any of that will
always hurt people's feelings. So the half time is the chance for thirty minutes of uncut
rubbing it in. That's what you got to do at half time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's
happening, this is what's going down, it's OB baby, this is our championship, we're going
to the big league baby, don't miss the opportunity, this is the chance right here, you won't want
to miss it.