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So… why should you buy a shmoop guide? Allow us a little point/counterpoint.
And just for fun, let’s make it the Top Five reasons why you should.
Number 5… If you buy a guide, you’ll get a date to
the prom. If you don’t buy a guide… you’ll be
stuck working the punch bowl. Number 4…
Buy a guide and you’ll be on fire. Don’t buy a guide and you’ll go down in
flames. Number 3…
Buy a guide and you’ll be in like Flynn. Don’t buy a guide and you’ll be out like
Pluto. Number 2…
Buy a guide and you’ll feel ready to take on the world.
Don’t buy a guide and you’ll feel ready to take on Michael Cera.
And the Number 1 reason why you should buy a guide…
If you do, you’ll be a big fish in a small pond.
If you don’t, you’ll flounder. So let your Shmoop guide be your conscience.
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