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Welcome to a brand new episode of Psychic.
And I think we already have a caller.
Who's speaking?
Hello. Let me see what the future holds for you.
Let me just get something..
..from my ***.
Oh, that's a birthday cake.
A cream cake to be precise.
So, have you ever had a birthday?
Uh well, yeah. I have had a birthday.
Multiple times perhaps?
Yes, several times. Yeah.
Huh!? How do I know these things right?
Well with this info I can tell you that it's going to be a year with peaks and valleys.
Yeah but isn't tha-
Goodbye.
Let's go to our next caller. Who is speaking?
Well, let me see what I have up my *** for you.
That's a foal.
A dead little foal.
And that- Oh, I'm hearing some voices in my head. Hold on a second.
No.
No.
No..
No I don't want to absorb this chair that i'm sitting on with my ***!
No!
It's like an anaconda swallowing its prey.
And i'm back. You have a very fruitful year ahead of you.
Okay, thank you!
Goodbye.