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CROWD.
THEIR ALBUM "BOUNCE" IS NUMBER
TWO ON THE BILLBOARD CHART AND
THEY'RE ALSO NOMINATED FOR A
GRAMMY FOR THEIR SINGLE
"EVERYDAY."
>> THEY ARE HOT, HOT, HOT.
>> WELL, THE COUNTDOWN IS ON.
VALENTINE'S DAY JUST THREE DAYS
AWAY.
>> BEING SINGLE ON THAT DAY CAN
BE A BUMMER.
ONE SINGLE GUY IS DETERMINED TO
CHANGE THAT.
>> SANDY GROSSMAN IS OUTSIDE OUR
STUDIOS RIGHT NOW.
SHOW US THIS LOVE-MOBILE.
>> I'LL DO MY BEST.
THIS IS THE LOVE-MOBILE.
AS YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY COMPANY
AND IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST UNIQUE
ROLLING BILLBOARD.
AND THIS IS NEW YORK.
I'M OVER 40.
I'M TIRED OF GOING TO NIGHTCLUBS
AND TIRED OF GETTING SET UP.
AND I GOT SOMETHING THAT'S
VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
WHY NOT USE IT TO ADVERTISE
MYSELF.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>> SANDY, YOU ARE GOOD.
READ SOME OF THE THINGS ON THE
SIDE OF THE CAR.
I LOVE THAT.
YOU'RE ON CALL 24 HOURS A DAY.
>> THAT'S JUST MY BUSINESS
EMERGENCY ADVERTISING.
EMERGENCY ADS.COM.
THE WORLD'S MOST UNIQUE ROLLING
BILLBOARDS.
THIS IS THE SAME CAR THAT WAS
USED IN GHOST BUSTERS, A 1959
CADILLAC.
AND THE GHOST BUSTERS SAVED NEW
YORKERS AND I'M HOPING ONE
LITTLE FEMALE CAN SAVE ME.
I'M NOT DYING BUT IT WOULD BE
NICE TO FIND THAT ONE.
>> SANDY, DOES THE CAR PLAY ANY
MUSIC OR EVOKE ANYTHING THAT
GETS ANYONE'S ATTENTION?
>> WELL, I WAS PLAYING THE
RASCALS "YOU'VE BEEN LONELY TOO
LONG."
>> SANDY, I THINK YOU HAVE TO
UPDATE THE MUSIC.
THAT'S THE FIRST PROBLEM.
>> WHAT ABOUT "BUILD ME UP
BUTTERCUP"?
>> I THINK YOU'RE GIVING AWAY
YOUR AGE.
>> BESIDES THE GREAT CAR, WHAT
OTHER ATTRIBUTES DO YOU HAVE,
SANDY?
CH
>> YOU MEAN BESIDES MY GOOD
LOOKS AND CHARISMA?
>> EXACTLY.
>> I GUESS I GOT A GOOD SENSE OF
HUMOR AND I FEEL THAT'S
NECESSARY IN ANY RELATIONSHIP
AND I SHOULD HOPE THAT THE ONE I
EVENTUALLY HOOK UP WITH, I WOULD
LOVE TEM TO BE PRETTY, WITTY AND
WISE BUT THEY BETTER HAVE A
SENSE OF HUMOR BECAUSE THEY GOT
TO PUT UP WITH■ MINE.
>> TELL ME, YOU SEEM TO BE
REALLY GOING OUT ON A LIMB TO
GET SOME ATTENTION, DO YOU THINK
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?
>> WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW, PICASSO
HAD A KID AT 73 AND TONY RANDAL
HAD ONE AT 79.
I'M ABOUT 35 YEARS AWAY.
I HOPE IT WORKS A LITTLE BIT
SOONER THAN THAT.
AND I THINK IT WILL.
>> SANDY GROSSMAN, THANK YOU.
LET US KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT.
>> SANDY HAS A LITTLE CURL ON
HIS HEAD.
>> YOU NOTICED THAT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WITH
THE CURL.
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>> THE PROPOSAL READS FREE
SPORTS CAR WITH MARRIAGE AND
IT'S ON A BILLBOARD THAT'S
RIDING ATOP A CADILLAC.
GUYS GIVE IT THE THUMBS UP.
LADIES ON THE BLOCK SAY --
>> I THINK THAT'S CUTE.
>> ARE YOU■■ ON LEVEL?
>> I'M ON THE LEVEL.
>> 43-YEAR-OLD SANDY GROSSMAN OF
NORWOOD SAYS HE'S CRUISING FOR A
WIFE IN HIS RESTORED AMBULANCE.
SANDY'S LOVE LIFE NEEDS
SOME C.P.R.
>> THIS IS EASIER THAN GOING
INTO A BAR AND SAYING, HEY,
BABY?
>> LIKE I SAID, I'M OVER 40.
THEY HEAT BABY LINES, DON'T WORK
ANYMORE.
>> SINCE HE'S IN THE ADVERTISING
BUSINESS, OBVIOUSLY, HE'S
OFFERING THE FREE SPORTS CAR AS
AN INCENTIVE.
>> IF I WASN'T MARRIED WITH SIX
KIDS, I MIGHT GIVE HIM A WHIRL.
>> THE SPORTS CAR WITH MARRIAGE,
ARE YOU INTERESTED?
>> WHY WASN'T THAT EXISTING WHEN
I WAS GETTING MARRIED?
>> SO WHAT KIND OF SPORTS CAR IS
AWAITING THE BRIDE?
SANDY BOUGHT A MAZDA R.S. 7
CONVERTIBLE IN 1990 AND HAS NOT
GIVEN IT SINCE.
>> HE'S GOT AN R.S. 7 WAITING?
>> REALLY.
>> REALLY?
>> I'M HAPPY.
I'M SORRY.
>> THE■ OFFER STANDS.
SANDY SAYS HE'S GETTING A GOOD
RESPONSE AT EMERGENCY AD.COM.
HE HOPES TO BE SHARING HIS SWEET
RIDE WITH HIS SWEETHEART SOON IN
THE BRONX.
BRENDA FLANAGAN, UPN 9 NEWS.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE HE'S REALLY
GETTING A BE RESPONSE?
>> QUITE THE RIDE, THOUGH, D■■'■
■
I've gotten reactions...Holy
Shabogen!
Some might call Sandy Grossman
desperate... but he doesn't
think so.
"It's much better than...to
the max."
The 43-year-old Norwood single
has been trolling for a bride
for months ... in his
beautifully restored, 19-59
Cadillac ambulance. It's
topped with a billboard --
hawking a Mazda RX-7 for a
willing woman's hand.
"I've gotten a lot of ....
drinking or not."
"Grossman owns this
advertising company. He isn't
bad looking and he says he's
smart and has a great sense of
humor. But he's been on the
prowl for years and is ready
to settle down.
"Time isn't running out ...
the female first."
During his tour through
Hoboken, Grossman and his love
machine got plenty of stares
and smiles. Reaction from the
ladies -- was mixed.
A sports car? That's it? No!
"Would you marry a guy ....
spontaneous like that.
I will, I do!
Really nice. I like it ...
looks like a criminal.
Grossman shrugs off the nay
sayers.
I used to think I'd be lucky
to .... lucky to get me."
If you're a woman in your
thirties who's fun and
adventurous and think Cupid's
arrow could use a little help
... Grossman says, drop him a
line.
In Hoboken, Ally Bauder, News
12 New Jersey.
■■
Grossman has gotten
hundreds
of responses... but no
proposals yet.If you're interesm
an e-mail at sandy at
emergency ads dot com.■