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- PREVIOUSLY ON THIS SEASON OF VANDERPUMP RULES...
- I GOT IT. IT'S MY TABLE.
- AND I TOOK THEIR DRINK ORDER.
AND THEN YOU STOPPED RIGHT AFTER.
- EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO THE NEW PEOPLE.
- IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON OUR PERIOD 24/7, WORKING AT SUR.
- SCHEANA'S A HUSBAND-STEALING, FAME-*** PIECE OF [bleep].
- YOU'VE GOT THESE INSECURITIES. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE
START HITTING ON YOUR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I--
- YEAH, OF COURSE I HAVE INSECURITIES ABOUT THAT.
I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON. - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
- I DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE, RIGHT?
- STASSI'S THE FIRST TO JUDGE ME.
REALLY, YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE
[bleep] THE BARTENDER THAT HE WORKS WITH?
- LIKE JAX IS A CHEATING, LYING, STEALING PIECE OF [bleep].
- JAX GOT A [bleep] GIRL PREGNANT TWO MONTHS AGO.
IF YOU'VE KNOWN THIS FOR TWO MONTHS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?
- GOD, I [bleep] HATE FRANK, MAN.
- HOW CAN YOU EVER TRUST SOMEBODY LIKE THAT?
- ALL YOU WANT TO HEAR RIGHT NOW
IS THAT JAX IS A PIECE OF [bleep].
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THAT.
- WHO ARE YOU TWO? WHO ARE YOU TWO RIGHT NOW?
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I AM BEING SET UP. I NEVER CHEATED.
- DO NOT [bleep] SAY [bleep].
- STASSI, YOU ARE [bleep] OUT OF LINE!
[indistinct arguing]
- YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
I'LL BREAK EVERY [bleep] BONE IN YOUR FACE.
YOU WANNA GO, MOTHER[bleep]? YOU WANNA GO?
LET'S GO! - I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
- I SAID THAT-- - I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, FRANK.
I'M FIRING YOU. - JAX HAS TOLD ME,
"I'M GOING TO GO FIND ONE GIRL AT SUR
THAT'S YOUR FRIEND THAT I COULD [bleep]."
SO HE FOUND THE WEAKEST LINK. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE US.
- IS THIS LIKE A MESSAGE YOU'RE SENDING TO STASSI,
HAVING SEX IN BATHROOMS WITH HER?
- I'M NOT A GHETTO ***.
- YOU PULLED HER [bleep] HAIR, STASSI.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE GHETTO ***. - YOU ARE SO FAKE,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME TEXT MESSAGES HARASSING ME.
- OH, I TOTALLY DID.
- SO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING A GOOD FRIEND.
- BOOM!
- LISA DOESN'T WANT YOU SERVING THE PARTY.
- THAT'S BULL[bleep]. - BRANDI'S GOING TO BE THERE.
- OKAY, WELL, THEN, I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
- YOU KEEP CRYING. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
SCHEANA, I CANNOT PUT YOU ON A TABLE WITH BRANDI.
- I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- I WANT US ALL TO BE ABLE TO HAVE SMALLTALK.
I'M MAKING AN EFFORT TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, KRISTEN,
SO WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE SAME DECENCY TO ME?
- YOU SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DATE,
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT [bleep].
- DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT.
- "SORRY I'VE BEEN [bleep] YOU EVERY DAY WITHOUT PROTECTION
"AND BEEN INSIDE OF YOU AND TOLD YOU REALLY INTIMATE THINGS
"EVERY DAY, BUT GUESS WHAT.
"I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR YOU
"TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NEVER GOING
TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN." [bleep] YOU.
- I'M AMAZING, AND I'M GOING TO WAIT
TO HAVE SOMEBODY APPRECIATE THAT.
- I HAVEN'T STOPPED LOVING YOU ONE MINUTE, NOT ONE SECOND,
AND I'M NOT GOING TO EVER BE WITH ANYBODY AGAIN
UNTIL I GET YOU BACK.
[rock music]
- ♪ YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OUR TIME ♪
♪ THESE ARE THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIVES ♪
♪ JUST RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH ♪
♪ THIS ONE'S FOR YOU TONIGHT ♪
- YEAH, NO. - OH, MY GOSH.
- BRUCE, STOP. - BRUCE, NO SEX, BRUCE.
- I KNOW.
THERE'S LOTS OF PUPPY LOVE AROUND HERE.
- YEAH.
- SO LOOK AT THIS. YOU ARE SUCH A DIVA, VIVI.
- IS THAT GOOD?
- IT'S SO CUTE. - YOU ARE SO ADORABLE.
- I'M STYLING MY DOG NOW. - YES, YOU ARE.
- IT FEELS GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE SAME ROOM WITH STASSI.
IT'S LIKE DATING THAT NEW GIRL AGAIN.
I WAS AFRAID OF THAT SPARK NOT BEING THERE,
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY THERE.
[chuckling]
SHE'S NOT AN ACCESSORY ON YOUR PURSE.
- YEAH, SHE IS. SHE'S A KEYCHAIN.
- SHE'S A KEYCHAIN?
I TOLD HER I'M GOING TO THERAPY,
AND I'M NOT TAKING THIS LIKE AS A JOKE THE SECOND TIME AROUND.
- OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? SOMEONE GOT YOU FAT.
- SHE'S NOT FAT, I ASKED THE LADY.
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED
BEFORE YOU TOOK HER TO LAURA-LEIGH.
- WELL...DO YOU WANT TO GET A LEASH?
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING THAT LAURA-LEIGH GOT FOR MY DOG.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO LET ZOE
WEAR ANYTHING THAT THAT BAT-[bleep] CRAZY CHICK
HAS BOUGHT FOR HER.
- I'M NOT-- - SHE HASN'T GOTTEN HER GROOMED.
- THAT'S MY FAULT.
- SHE DOESN'T EVEN WAG HER TAIL ANYMORE.
SHE LOOKS DEPRESSED.
- FOR YOU TO EVEN GET LIKE MAD OVER THE COLLAR--
I FEEL LIKE YOU STILL CARE A LITTLE BIT.
- YOU'VE JUST MADE SO MANY BAD MISTAKES THAT IT'S LIKE--
- I UNDERSTAND.
BUT I JUST WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
- I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO BE YOUR FRIEND
AND TO MAKE THIS WORK.
I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO, LIKE, LEARN TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.
- I'M DOING EVERYTHING IN MY POWER THIS WEEK TO MAKE SURE--
WALKING ON EGG SHELLS FOR YOU, BASICALLY.
BENDING OVER BACKWARDS. - AS YOU SHOULD BE.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME ANY LIKE, "WELL, LOOK AT HIM."
I MEAN I'VE LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.
- IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE LONGER THAN FOUR DAYS.
- I UNDERSTAND. AND THAT'S--THAT'S FINE.
I MEAN, LIKE, I LITERALLY WOULD DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
FOR YOU AT THIS POINT.
LIKE I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING.
- I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO TRUST HIM AGAIN
AND FIND OUT THAT THIS CHEATING THING WAS A LIE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE AT ALL,
SO I'M TAKING JAX AS MY FRIEND AGAIN AND HANGING OUT WITH HIM,
BUT IT WILL TAKE A LOT FOR US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.
- OH, CAN YOU GO GET YOUR WALLET?
[chuckles]
- I JUST GAVE YOU 100 BUCKS. WHERE DID THAT GO?
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- UM, I'M QUITTING. - OHH.
- NO, I'M QUITTING BECAUSE I BOOKED A MOVIE.
- OH, YOU DID? - A HUGE MOVIE!
- OH, YOU DID? - A HUGE MOVIE,
WITH JENNIFER ANNISTON.
I'M PLAYING OPPOSITE OF HER. - GOOSEBUMPS.
- AND I FLY OUT TONIGHT AT 10:00 P.M.
AND GO SHOOT IN NORTH CAROLINA.
- SEE, I TOLD YOU.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, RIGHT?
- IT'S SO--IT FEELS UNCANNY.
LIKE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S REAL.
I USED TO WATCH HER IN E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY AT HOME,
LIKE ON MY COUCH IN ARKANSAS AND BE LIKE,
[gasps] "I CAN DO THAT." - IT'S A GREAT PART?
- IT'S A GREAT PART! IT'S HILARIOUS.
- OH, YOU LUCKY GIRL.
I'LL TAKE THAT BACK WITH-- I MEAN, LIKE, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE NEEDS.
SHE NEEDS TO HIGHTAIL IT OUT OF HERE
AND SHE NEEDS TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM JAX AND STASSI AS POSSIBLE.
I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.
I MEAN, REALLY. I MEAN, I REALLY AM.
- AND I TOLD THIS TO JAX, "THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
"YOU ARE A 33-YEAR-OLD BARTENDER,
"AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO GO ANYWHERE."
- WELL, DON'T TELL HIM THAT,
BECAUSE HE MIGHT WANT TO QUIT AND I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW.
OKAY? [both laugh]
SO GET ON YOUR PLANE AND GO AND DO YOUR STUFF.
- YES, YES, YES.
- AND KEEP IT TOGETHER, LAURA-LEIGH.
- I AM. OH, I AM.
THIS IS-- THIS IS ALL I NEEDED.
- IT'S STRANGE, REALLY, BECAUSE JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO,
LAURA-LEIGH WAS THE GIRL THAT NOBODY WANTED TO BE,
NOBODY WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH, AND SUDDENLY,
SHE'S THE ONE THAT GETS THE CALL FOR STARDOM.
PAYBACK'S A ***. - THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
[squeals]
- GO ON, YOU SILLY GIRL.
OKAY, GO ON.
OKAY. - OKAY, I'M OUT.
- GO ON BEFORE I CRY. - I'M OUT, I'M OUT.
- WHEW!
[rock music]
- [singing indistinctly]
♪ ♪
[music ends]
[guitar strums]
- SWEET!
- HANG ON, GUYS. KRISTEN'S CALLING ME.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY?
- HEY. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING, I'M JUST... KIND OF STRESSING OUT.
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST--I WANT TO TALK TO STASSI.
I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER AND BE AROUND HER,
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ALL THIS ANIMOSITY
BETWEEN US ANYMORE. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW.
- I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS TOO, YOU KNOW.
- STASSI AND I HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOR THREE YEARS,
AND WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN WEEKS.
IT SUCKS.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE A *** AND, LIKE--
AND TELL HER, "OH, YOU'RE WRONG."
- THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITH STASSI, WE KNOW THAT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT, BABE.
I THINK YOU SHOULD GET IT OVER AND GET IT DONE WITH,
AND THAT WAY THINGS CAN JUST BE KIND OF NORMAL.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK, YOU KNOW.
- I KNOW, SHE LITERALLY JUST WALKED OUT
AND WENT INTO HER PURSE,
RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.
- BE HONEST AND BE OPEN, AND I THINK IT'LL BE FINE.
- LOVE YOU TOO.
- ♪ MM, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ HEY, YOU, WITH YOUR HEELS ON HIGH ♪
♪ ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM YOUR NINE TO FIVE ♪
♪ TRY TO KEEP UP ♪
- STASSI, KRISTEN, LISA WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
TOMORROW, 10:00, HER PLACE, FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT.
- OH, FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT. - FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT.
- IS LAURA-LEIGH GONNA BE THERE?
- SHE GOT A PART IN A MOVIE. SHE'S DONE.
SHE'S NOT WORKING HERE ANYMORE. - SHUT UP, SHE BOOKED IT?
- YEAH. - SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO SUR?
- NO, SHE'S NOT, SHE'S DONE. - QUIT, DONE.
OH, MY GOD...
OKAY. WHAT? - COOL.
- OKAY. - JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
- OKAY. - THANK YOU.
- I'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT.
- STASS, CAN WE TALK FOR A SEC?
- YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
- WANNA GO OUTSIDE? - YEAH. OKAY, HOLD ON.
- OKAY, SO ON A HIGHER NOTE, LAURA-LEIGH'S DONE.
- OKAY, IF WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT LAURA-LEIGH,
I'M GOING TO BE OUT OF HERE IN LIKE TWO SECONDS.
I DON'T WANT TO TOLERATE THAT.
- I KNOW I'M TRYING TO LIKE MAKE THE SITUATION LIGHT.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- OBVIOUSLY NOT.
I JUST FEEL WEIRD.
[crying] LIKE YOU AND KATIE
ACTUALLY HAD TIME TO TALK AND, LIKE, HASH THINGS OUT,
AND THEN I HEAR LIKE YOU AND FRANK ARE DONE,
AND THEN JAX AND LAURA-LEIGH ARE DONE,
AND IT'S LIKE-- I FEEL LIKE IT'S, LIKE,
"OH, SO EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL," OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DID ANYTHING WRONG.
- THERE'S BEEN THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED
WHERE YOU'VE BEEN MEAN.
KATIE HASN'T.
- I WAS JUST SO ANGRY BECAUSE YOU DITCH SO *** US,
LIKE YOU JUST-- WITH FRANK AND WITH OTHER PEOPLE
WHO WERE, LIKE, ABOUT FRANK. LIKE, WE WERE NEVER--
I WAS NEVER ABOUT, LIKE, JAX, LIKE.
- BUT THAT'S WHAT IT'S LOOKED LIKE FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS.
- BUT I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT WASN'T.
I'M PROMISING YOU THAT IT WAS NEVER ABOUT YOU OR JAX.
- OKAY, BUT-- - TO ME IT WAS LIKE,
I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT WAS ABOUT FRANK.
- I DON'T CARE.
IF I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOU SHOULD, NO MATTER WHAT,
BE SUPPORTING--YOU GUYS TURNED YOUR BACKS ON ME EVERY TIME.
- BUT YOU JUMPED AWAY FROM US FOR FRANK.
- BUT YOU DROVE ME TO HIM.
EVERYONE DROVE ME TO HIM, BECAUSE I WAS ISOLATED.
- I NEVER DROVE YOU TO HIM.
- JUST--IF YOU COULD IMAGINE, LIKE, YOU AND TOM,
YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM,
AND IMAGINE IF ALL OF US DIDN'T REALLY TALK TO YOU ANYMORE
AND WE HUNG OUT WITH TOM AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND ALL OF THE TIME.
LIKE THAT'S NOT WHAT FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL STILL LIKE A FAMILY,
AND I'M ON THE OUTSIDE.
I FELT SO LONELY ALL SUMMER.
I FELT SO [bleep] LONELY.
[sentimental pop song]
♪ ♪
- AND WHEN SOMEONE GOES THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT, A BREAKUP,
YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR FRIENDS
TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THAT.
- IT WASN'T ME NOT TRYING TO BE THERE FOR YOU, I JUST--
- I NEED YOU TO JUST BE MY FRIEND, LIKE--
- KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT AND JUST LET YOU
LIVE YOUR LIFE AND SUPPORT YOU.
I'LL TRY REALLY HARD.
- [chuckles]
THAT'S WHAT I CAN PROMISE YOU.
SO WE'RE GOOD? - YEAH.
I MEAN I FEEL A LOT BETTER ALREADY,
LIKE, TALKING ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.
[both laughing]
- OHH...
- DON'T CRY.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME OUT AND SEE US
AND THINK WE'RE ***, AND I'M GONNA LOVE IT.
WE'RE GOOD TO GO. [both laughing]
- ♪ GOT A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING AFFECTION ♪
- WOW, BEAUTIFUL.
- I'M NOT TEASING YOU AT ALL. I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
- BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING OUT WITH HIM.
- OH HO HO!
- HEY. - HELLO.
- HI. - HONEY.
- MAESTRO.
- WOW, IT'S GORGEOUS! - I KNOW.
IT'S VERY DIFFERENT TO THE OTHER HOUSE.
- YES. - HELLO. HI.
LISA. ARE YOU FABIAN'S ASSISTANT?
- YES. - OH, OKAY. GREAT.
EVERY YEAR WE DO A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SUR.
WE'RE DOING TWO DAYS WITH TWO DIFFERENT SETTINGS,
AND IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY SEXY SHOOT BY THE POOL.
HI, GIRLS. all: HI.
- HI, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? - HEY, BABY.
- I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW SCHEANA.
- NO. - SHE'S FROM VILLA BLANCA.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN LISA SINCE WE ARGUED AT THE VIP DINNER.
I WAS SO WORRIED SHE WASN'T GOING TO HAVE ME
BE A PART OF THIS PHOTO SHOOT,
BUT I'M SO HAPPY I GET TO BE IN IT.
- I THOUGHT WE COULD DO MAYBE A LITTLE KIND OF PROMO SHOOT
OF THEM ALL, LIKE, LOOKING REALLY SEXY,
AND IT COULD BE WHEN, YOU KNOW,
THE SUMMER IS ENDING AND WE CAN PUT,
"THE SUMMER HAS ENDED, BUT IT'S STILL HOT AT SUR."
- WAIT, THAT'S SO CUTE! - THAT IS REALLY CUTE!
- THAT'S WHY I GET PAID THE BIG BUCKS.
- I REALLY LIKE THAT.
- WELL, LET'S TAKE THEM UPSTAIRS.
THESE KIDS LOOK AMAZING, YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
OKAY, UPSTAIRS.
I THINK PROBABLY ANY TIME
THEY SPEND WALKING AROUND
WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON IS A WASTE.
GO ON. - ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL BE UP, OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHERE MY CLOSET IS, STASSI.
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. I'LL BE UP.
- ARE YOU READY? - OH, MY GOD.
[overlapping chatter]
- HERE IT IS!
- OH, MY GOD, LISA'S CLOSET IS BIGGER THAN MY APARTMENT.
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS, AMAZING.
- IS THIS NOT INSANE? - OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE PLACE I'VE EVER BEEN.
- THIS IS A BOUTIQUE. - OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD, LISA.
- LISA. - THIS IS A BOUTIQUE.
- I WANT THIS.
- WELL, YOU ARE PRINCESS STASSI.
YOU BEHAVE LIKE PRINCESS STASSI.
- SO THEN I NEED TO WEAR IT. - IT DOES LOOK PERFECT.
- PANDY GAVE ME THIS LITTLE TIARA.
WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED, SHE WANTED ME TO WEAR IT.
- ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH.
- YOU REALLY WANT ME TO WEAR IT? - YEAH, I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
- OF COURSE, PRINCESS STASSI WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE TIARA.
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT?
THIS IS A REALLY, REALLY GOOD PIECE.
YOU WANT THAT? - YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING.
- OKAY. YOU GO WITH THAT.
- STASSI, COME ON, ALL THE GOOD STUFF'S GOING.
- I THINK I CHOSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- I'M JUST REALLY OVERWHELMED BY ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT? - OKAY, THIS.
- YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. - THAT'S GREAT.
- YO, WE'RE GOING TO LOOK SO AMAZING.
- ARE THE OTHER GIRLS HERE YET? - I THINK THEY JUST GOT THERE.
- OKAY. SEND THEM UP.
- TAKE MY LEFTOVERS. - SLOPPY SECONDS.
[laughter]
- [chuckles]
[overlapping chatter]
- LOOKS GOOD, YOU GUYS. - WE KNOW.
- KEN, YOU COULDN'T GET THE GIRLS A DRINK, COULD YOU?
- WATER. - TAP WATER.
- ALL RIGHT. SO GO UP THERE,
GET READY, BUT DON'T HANG AROUND,
BECAUSE WE WANT TO GET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?
SO YOU TAKE THOSE, DARLING.
AND THOSE EARRINGS.
- ♪ LIKE MY ROMEO ♪
♪ DRESS ME UP, DRESS ME UP ♪
- ***.
- RIGHT! AH!
- ♪ SHUT UP, SHUT UP, YES ♪
♪ DRESS ME UP, DRESS ME UP ♪
- LET'S GO.
WE'VE GOT LITERALLY 20 MINUTES.
THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS. - I'M READY.
- DO WE NEED SHOES FOR THIS ONE?
- NO.
BEHIND YOU. OKAY.
IS ANYBODY ELSE HERE? - I'M HERE.
- COME ON, JENNIFER.
YOU LOOK PERFECT, GO ON.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE BEST WAY TO KEEP A SECRET
TO BRING FRANK TO VILLA BLANCA.
OF ALL THE RESTAURANT-- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME JUST FINISH-- BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME
THAT'S GOING TO EXPOSE IT.
BUT IT WOULD BE THE OTHER STAFF. - SO--
- I'M JUST SAYING IT COMPLICATES THE WHOLE SITUATION.
- I KNOW.
- OUT OF ALL THE RESTAURANTS IN LOS ANGELES,
STASSI HAS DINNER WITH FRANK OF VILLA BLANCA.
HMM, THERE'S A MESSAGE THERE SOMEWHERE.
- I HAD TO GO THERE TO PICK UP MY COMPUTER FROM--
- BULL[bleep]. YOU'RE DOING IT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. - NO, I'M NOT. YOU THINK I--
- YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE A SECRET.
YOU WANT TO PROVOKE THE SITUATION
BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS FINE TO GO INTO VILLA BLANCA
AND HAVE DINNER AND THEN,
GOD, [bleep] JUST BLOWS UP IN MY FACE.
- IT WAS EMBARRASSING FOR ME AS WELL.
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I'D JUST GIVEN HIM THE HOOF.
- OH, I DIDN'T REALLY-- I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.
- EXACTLY, YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF.
LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
I KNOW YOUR GAME. NOW GET DOWN IN THE POOL.
I GOT YOUR NUMBER, STASSI.
[techno music]
♪ ♪
- YES!
- TAKE ONE.
- CHEERS. all: CHEERS.
- WOW. AMAZING!
WOW! DONE.
- WHEN YOU WORK AT SUR, YOU'RE NOT JUST A SERVER.
YES, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO TAKE ORDERS, THE WHOLE THING.
- BEAUTIFUL! PERFECT.
- BUT THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU'RE GOING TO FIND YOURSELF
POSING IN BIKINIS FOR A PROMO SHOOT.
- STACY!
- STASSI!
- PERFECT.
UP, UP, UP, UP. GOOD, GOOD.
- OH, WHAT A SURPRISE!
MY HUSBAND IS SUDDENLY HANGING AROUND THE POOL
LIKE A DOG IN HEAT.
- NOW, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY!
COME ON, MORE SEXY. MORE, MORE, MORE!
I WANT MORE, COME ON.
KRISTEN, THAT IS GREAT, COME ON.
WOW! AMAZING.
PERFECT. OOH, YOY, YOY.
OKAY. - GUYS, LUNCH.
[overlapping chatter]
- YOU REALLY WANT TO BRING THIS UP NOW?
BECAUSE-- - IS IT GONNA END WITH HIM
OR IS THIS WASTING MY TIME OR WHAT?
STASSI AND I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT A LOT.
I THOUGHT WE WERE BUILDING SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION AGAIN.
AND THEN WHEN I FIND OUT SHE'S HANGING OUT WITH FRANK AGAIN,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE.
AM I GONNA FIND OUT NEXT WEEK YOU'RE GOING OUT AGAIN,
OR FIND OUT THE WEEK AFTER? THERE'S JUST NO POINT.
IT'S JUST, YOU'RE TEASING ME. YOU'RE JUST KEEPING--
- I'M NOT TEASING YOU AT ALL. I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
- BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING OUT WITH HIM.
- I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HIM.
WE HUNG OUT A FEW TIMES. - THAT HAS TO STOP.
I JUST--I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER.
BUT IT'S AT THIS POINT RIGHT NOW WHERE IT'S JUST--
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHERE I STAND ANYMORE.
IT'S SUCH AN UPHILL CLIMB.
WHEN DO YOU THROW IN THE TOWEL?
LIKE, WHEN DO YOU JUST GIVE UP?
AFTER HANGING OUT WITH YOU FOR LIKE A WEEK,
EVERYTHING'S ALL NORMAL AGAIN.
OKAY, BELIEVING LIKE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE GIVING ME A LITTLE BIT OF HOPE
AND THEN TAKING IT AWAY FROM ME.
I JUST--I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR.
- I DIDN'T TAKE AWAY ANY HOPE.
- YOU DID. - NO, I DIDN'T.
- YEAH, YOU WERE WITH ME.
YOU WERE SPENDING TIME WITH ME.
- I DIDN'T TAKE AWAY ANY HOPE.
- YEAH YOU DID, THEN-- - I'M STILL TALKING TO YOU.
SO IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT FRANK,
I'LL ANSWER THEM TRUTHFULLY.
I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING FROM YOU.
- AM I WASTING MY TIME?
THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW. - YOU HAVE A LOT TO PROVE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT WASTING YOUR TIME.
- OKAY. THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
- WELL, DON'T SWIM AWAY LIKE A MOODY MERMAID.
- I'M NOT SWIMMING AWAY LIKE A MOODY MERMAID.
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
I'M PUTTING IN MAN HOURS HERE.
- I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I COULD TRUST JAX AGAIN,
BUT IT'S JUST REALLY HARD FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT
LETTING HIM BACK IN.
- CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS ON THE CHEEK?
- JAX...WE NEED PHOTO.
- OKAY.
- AMAZING, AMAZING, GOOD.
NEXT COUPLE.
[indistinct chatter]
HAS ANYBODY GOT ANY SOCKS FOR JAX?
[laughter]
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- COME ON, IT'S-- - LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
- I HATE TO GIVE AWAY THE SECRET,
BUT IN THE MALE MODELING INDUSTRY, EVERYBODY DOES IT.
- NEVER MIND, IT'S NO MATTER. PERFECT.
PERFECT. MOVE BACK.
- I'M NOT GOING TO NEED THE SOCK IN A MINUTE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I THINK THOSE TWO TOGETHER--
I MEAN THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY MAKE IT SO COMPLICATED
AND THEY DON'T JUST GET ON WITH IT.
- PERFECT. ALL RIGHTY.
- OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE WRAPPED UP.
SO GIVE ME THE SOCKS, AND WE'RE DONE.
OKAY. [overlapping chatter]
- [squeals] - OH, MY GOD!
- HAVE ONE!
- THE THING THAT REALLY SET HER OFF
IS SHE HEARD THAT I CHEATED ON HER.
- DID THAT HAPPEN?
- AND...JUST THEM.
- TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER.
- I JUST TURNED 33.
I'M KIND OF FINALLY REALIZING, LIKE,
WHAT I DON'T WANT ANYMORE AND WHAT I DO WANT.
I DECIDED TO SEE A THERAPIST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE THAT NEED TO BE FIXED.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MY ONLY PLAY TO GET STASSI BACK.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MICHIGAN.
I WENT FROM GOING TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE,
WORKING TWO JOBS AND BEING A NORMAL GUY,
TO NOW I'M LIVING THIS ROCK STAR LIFESTYLE,
AND THINGS CHANGED A LITTLE BIT WHEN I MOVED HERE.
LIKE I'VE BEEN LIVING IN NEW YORK AND MIAMI.
CAN'T BE ANY DIFFERENT THAN NEW YORK OR MIAMI OR EUROPE.
SO I COME HERE AND IT IS, IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT.
PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT,
"OH, YOU'RE A MODEL, THAT'S ALL YOU DO?
THAT'S ALL YOU DO?" AND I'M LIKE,
"WELL, [bleep], I STARTED COLLEGE."
AND THEN EVERYBODY'S LIKE,
"OH, YOU STARTED COLLEGE. OOH, YOU DIDN'T FINISH."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE IF I JUST TELL PEOPLE
I FINISHED COLLEGE..."
SO I STARTED, LIKE, FABRICATING STORIES.
I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, MY REAL NAME IS NOT EVEN JAX.
IT'S NOT--I CHANGED MY NAME RIGHT OFF THE GET-GO.
MY REAL NAME IS JASON.
IT'S NOT REAL, THIS LIFE I'VE BEEN LIVING.
NOW I'M TRYING TO GO BACK TO THE PERSON WHO I USED TO BE.
AFTER A WHILE, I GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL,
AND THEN THINGS WOULD START TO UNRAVEL,
AND THEN STORIES WOULD START TO TRICKLE,
'CAUSE I COULDN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH WHAT I WAS SAYING ANYMORE,
BECAUSE I FORGOT WHAT I WOULD SAY.
- MM-HMM. WHAT WAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP
TO WOMEN PRIOR TO THIS? - I GO THROUGH PATTERNS.
LIKE, I'LL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR,
AND THEN I'LL GO ON A RAMPAGE
FOR, LIKE, SIX MONTHS. - MEANING?
- MEANING I'LL SLEEP WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVES PRETTY MUCH.
- WHILE YOU'RE WITH THE GIRL... - NO.
- OR AFTER YOU'VE LEFT HER? - AFTER I'VE LEFT HER.
- OKAY.
- THEN I HAD THIS LAST GIRLFRIEND.
THIS IS WHERE I'M TRYING TO GET WITH--WITH STASSI.
IT WAS GREAT IN THE BEGINNING. IT WAS WONDERFUL.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S A GORGEOUS GIRL, EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT.
UM, YOUNG, VERY YOUNG.
BUT IT SLOWLY FIZZLED AWAY.
I THINK SHE HAD SUCH CONTROL OVER ME, LIKE,
AND THEN I LET HER. LIKE, SHE JUST, LIKE,
YANKED THAT LEASH SO TIGHT.
SHE'S SO INSECURE, I BASICALLY HAD TO WALK WITH FLAPS LIKE THIS
FOR HER NOT TO YELL AT ME, AND I CAN DO NOTHING RIGHT.
- WHY WAS THAT OKAY FOR YOU?
- BECAUSE I LOVED HER. I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER.
I MEAN, I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.
I FELL HARD. WE MOVED IN TOGETHER.
I MET HER ON A WEDNESDAY,
AND I THINK WE MOVED IN TOGETHER ON SATURDAY.
- REALLY? - I MET HER IN VEGAS.
- WOW! - IT JUST--
THINGS HAVE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL.
- YOU TRY SO MUCH TO BE THERE FOR THE OTHER PERSON
OR TO PLEASE THEM.
THE LYING, FOR EXAMPLE,
IS YOU'RE TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT,
AND YOU CAN NEVER LIVE UP TO THAT.
- THE THING THAT REALLY SET HER OFF
IS SHE HEARD THAT I CHEATED ON HER.
THAT WAS-- THAT WAS ANOTHER THING.
IT'S SOMEBODY AT WORK. - AND DID THAT HAPPEN?
- NO. - IT'S A LIE?
- YEAH, IT'S A FULL-ON LIE.
I DID SLEEP WITH SOMEBODY, BUT THIS WAS BEFORE STASSI,
AND SHE GOT PREGNANT. - OKAY.
- I WAS ON THE PHONE TO A FRIEND
WHO'S GOING THROUGH THE SAME STORY...
- MM-HMM.
- AS FRANK WAS IN THE CAR WITH ME.
NOW, FRANK WAS MY FRIEND.
SO HE REMEMBERS THIS, IT JOGS HIS MEMORY,
AND TELLS HER THAT, OH, I CHEATED ON HER,
AND THAT SET HER OFF,
BECAUSE WE WERE ACTUALLY FIXING THINGS.
- SHE DIDN'T COME AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT?
- NO, SHE DOESN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT AT ALL.
- SO SHE TOOK HIS WORD OVER...
- YEAH. - MM-HMM.
WELL, LOOK AT MY PAST.
DO YOU BLAME HER?
- WERE YOU ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH ME?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
- I MEAN, I HAVE CLIENTS WHO HAVE COME AND TOLD ME
AFTER MONTHS OF WORKING WITH ME OR WHATEVER IT IS,
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I USED TO LIE TO YOU A LOT."
SO IF THAT EVER DOES HAPPEN AND WE CONTINUE TO SEE EACH OTHER,
YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST-- - OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
- YOU GOT TO BE REAL ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE AT.
YOU CAN'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT,
LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN.
- HELLO.
- HEY, HELLO.
- BROUGHT A LITTLE SURPRISE.
FOR THE SECOND DAY OF OUR PHOTO SHOOT,
I WANT THIS TO BE ALL ABOUT THE GIRLS, THE GLAMOUR,
THE GORGEOUSNESS OF SUR.
WE HAVE EVERYBODY HERE, THE BEST OF THE BEST.
WE HAVE THE STYLISTS. WE HAVE THE MAKEUP ARTISTS.
WE CLOSED THE RESTAURANT FOR THE DAY.
WE'VE GOT THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHERS.
NOW, I NEED MY STAFF TO REALLY PULL IT TOGETHER.
I MEAN THEY'RE KIND OF AN UGLY BUNCH,
BUT I THINK WE CAN CLEAN THEM UP A BIT.
- YOU CAN START WITH THAT. - OKAY, SURE.
- OH, MY GOD. I'M LOVING THIS RIGHT NOW.
- WAY COOLER TO DRESS UP IN THESE AMAZING DESIGNER CLOTHES.
IN REAL LIFE, WE ABSOLUTELY DON'T WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
NONE OF US CAN AFFORD IT. WE'RE BROKE ***.
- LOOK AT THESE.
- I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.
THAT'S PRETTY.
BUT WE WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME INDIVIDUAL SHOTS AS WELL
SO THEY CAN KEEP THEM FOR THEMSELVES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I WANT THEM ALL TO GET A GREAT PICTURE.
- I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS OUTFIT RIGHT NOW.
- IT'S SO, SO YOU.
- YOU ALMOST LOOK LIKE A LADY.
[laughter]
- WHOA, VERY NICE.
- DO I LOOK GOOD?
- YEAH, FANTASTIC.
- IT'S A LITTLE OFF-CENTER, THE BUST. SEE WHAT I MEAN?
WHEN I SEE THESE GIRLS ALL LOOKING SO FLIPPING GORGEOUS.
I MEAN, IT'S AN UNUSUAL SITUATION.
RESTAURANTS DON'T HAVE STAFF LIKE THIS.
BUT AFTER ALL, IT IS HOLLYWOOD.
- PERFECT, PERFECT.
- YOU LOOK GREAT, GIRLS, HUH?
- SHE LOOKS CURVY AND BEAUTIFUL.
- SO ARE YOU AND JAX TAKING *** PHOTOS TOGETHER?
- OH, MY GOD.
- I LOOKED OVER AND I WAS LIKE, "WHOA, THEY LOOK"--
I MEAN IT WAS LOOKING REALLY GOOD, BUT WHAT--
YOU GUYS WENT OFF AND HAD, LIKE, A HEART-TO-HEART.
- I'M SO CONFUSED ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE.
- BECAUSE I KNOW JAX IS LIKE REALLY, REALLY TRYING.
I MEAN, I KNOW, LIKE HE SAID,
IT'S STILL THE HONESTY THING HE'S STRUGGLING WITH.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I FEEL LIKE IF YOU WERE TO, LIKE,
"CUT OFF YOUR PINKY RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU,"
HE'D PROBABLY DO IT.
I'M TRYING NOT TO PUSH STASSI
INTO RUNNING BACK WITH JAX,
BUT I KIND OF SECRETLY AM HOPING
THAT THEY DO GET BACK TOGETHER.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN THE TYPE OF PERSON TO THINK LIKE,
"IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'S MEANT TO BE."
RIGHT NOW, I'M STARTING TO THINK LIKE THAT.
- WE TOTALLY GOT OUR PICTURE TOGETHER.
- THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S.
- I KNOW. - I WASN'T A PART OF IT,
SO OF COURSE IT'S BETTER.
- BUT NOW YOU'RE HERE. - NO! I HATE HER.
- I HATED THIS LITTLE B-YOTCH.
- HOW THE WORLD TURNS.
- CRAZY WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES.
- I STARTED AT SUR FEELING LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS,
AND NOW I'VE WORKED MY WAY INTO BEING A PART OF THE SUR FAMILY.
IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE HOME OUTSIDE OF HOME.
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
JUST IMAGINE, LIKE, A YEAR FROM NOW.
- THINGS ARE GOING TO BE-- - WHO'S GOING TO BE PREGNANT?
- I BETTER BE ENGAGED NEXT YEAR, THAT'S FOR SURE.
- OKAY, YOU'LL BE ENGAGED. - YEAH.
- I'M JUST SURPRISED BY HOW MUCH I LIKE SCHEANA.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A GIRL CRUSH ON HER, HONESTLY.
THIS WAS ONE SITUATION WHERE MY GUT INSTINCT WAS TOTALLY OFF.
I BETTER HAVE MY OWN STYLE BOOK.
- I'LL BE RICH.
I'LL WIN MY FIRST OSCAR.
- REACH FOR THE STARS, KRISTEN.
[laughter] - OH, MY GOD.
- ♪ I GOT THIS THING, IT AIN'T LIKE NO OTHER ♪
♪ BOYS WANT A TASTE, HELL, YEAH, THEY WANT A TASTE ♪
- PERFECT. - ♪ WOMEN LIKE ME, MEN LIKE ME ♪
♪ BECAUSE I'M SO HIGH ♪
♪ WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND A LITTLE THAT I CAN NEVER ♪
- BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL, LISA.
[laughter]
- YEAH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- ♪ SO NATURAL... SO SEXY ♪
- COME ON, GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
- PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL.
- LIKE...
- GREAT, WE ARE DONE!
- WHOO! THAT'S A WRAP.
THANK YOU, FABIAN.
AMAZING.
THANK YOU.
CAN YOU PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON NOW?
- [laughing]
I'M SEXY LIKE THIS.
- OF COURSE YOU ARE. [laughter]
- HI.
- HI, DARLING.
- DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
- I'M EXHAUSTED. IS IT IMPORTANT?
- KIND OF. FIRST OF ALL, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE OTHER NIGHT FOR GETTING SO UPSET AND LEAVING.
IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I TALKED TO HER, I APOLOGIZED.
- I KNOW. - AND I DON'T WANT THIS
TO HAPPEN EVERY SHIFT I WORK WHEN SHE'S HERE.
LIKE, IT SUCKS.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT. I DO UNDERSTAND THAT.
IT WAS SO UNLIKE YOU, TO BE HONEST.
- THAT'S--I KNOW. - I WAS REALLY SURPRISED,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PUT PRESSURE ON YOU.
I DO HOLD YOU TO A HIGHER STANDARD.
I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO.
BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
THERE WERE SO MANY DEEP FEELINGS,
AND ALTHOUGH YOU HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH BRANDI,
IT'S NOT NECESSARILY RESOLVED STRAIGHTAWAY.
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
- NO, I JUST-- - WHY?
- I JUST FEEL BAD 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE
I WANTED TO RESOLVE EVERYTHING WITH BRANDI,
AND I JUST-- I WANTED IT TO BE BETTER.
AND I JUST LIKE-- I JUST--I FEEL BAD, LIKE,
I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE, FAILING AT THIS 'CAUSE--
- NO, DARLING. - I WANT TO MAKE YOU PROUD,
AND I JUST LIKE-- - YOU DO MAKE ME PROUD.
YOU MAKE ME VERY PROUD.
- I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR LISA AS A BUSINESSWOMAN,
A MOTHER, A WOMAN.
I WANT HER TO HAVE THAT SAME RESPECT FOR ME,
AND I WAS SO WORRIED I LOST IT.
NO, AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
I JUST--I DON'T EVER WANT TO, LIKE, DISAPPOINT YOU,
AND WHEN I WALKED OUT I GOT IN THE CAR AND I WAS JUST LIKE,
"WHY DID I DO THAT?
"I SHOULD HAVE JUST SUCKED IT UP,
AND I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AND I JUST"--
- WE ALL HAVE OFF DAYS. - I KNOW.
- DON'T YOU THINK I'VE WANTED TO RUN SOMETIMES?
MAYBE I DON'T NOW, BECAUSE I'M OLDER.
BUT HAVE I IN THE PAST? OF COURSE I HAVE.
- I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, SO...
- IF SO MANY OF THE OTHERS SAT HERE AND TOLD ME THIS,
I WOULD KNOW THAT IT WAS JACK [bleep],
AND TOMORROW WOULD BE EXACTLY A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED.
- RIGHT. - BUT WITH YOU,
I KNOW, 100%. - YEAH.
- 3 1/2 YEARS IS A GREAT INDICATION OF WHO YOU ARE.
- I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY. - [sighs]
- THAT'S OKAY.
- THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME WEAR YOUR EARRINGS.
[laughs] - YOU'RE WELCOME.
- WHAT THE [bleep] DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, LIKE, TO DESERVE THIS?
WHAT DID I DO?
- GREAT. OKAY.
NOW, GIRLS, I NEED A KISS.
SO... - THAT WAS EASY.
- BUT LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE...
- [laughs] - NOT--IT'S NOT LIKE THIS.
- DO YOU NOT LIKE KISSING ME, SCHEANA?
- I LOVE KISSING YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S BETTER.
- SHE TASTED LIKE A SWEET, SUGARY
BRITNEY-ESQUE POP STAR.
[chuckles]
- PERFECT. PERFECT.
- I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE KISSING STASSI.
I DID HOPE WE WOULD MAKE UP ONE DAY,
BUT THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE BONUS, I GUESS.
SO HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?
- IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
- YOU HAVE REALLY SOFT LIPS.
- SO DO YOU. [both giggle]
- GUYS...
[overlapping chatter]
[all cheering]
- WHOO!
- GREAT. YOU GUYS HAVE ALL BEEN AMAZING TODAY.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, OKAY?
- I DON'T WANT TO LOSE STASSI. I WANT TO SEE HER HAPPY.
I HOPE I CAN BE THE PERSON THAT CAN MAKE HER HAPPY SOMEDAY.
YOU KNOW, I THINK I DID ENOUGH DAMAGE AT SUR.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE? - YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?
- YES, PLEASE.
UH, BASICALLY, NOW IS THE JUST THE TIME
TO PATCH IT ALL UP AND-- AND MOVE ON.
- WHAT IS IT? WHY ARE YOU SO TROUBLED?
- JUST--I DON'T FEEL LIKE THIS IS A HEALTHY PLACE
FOR ME TO BE ANYMORE.
AND I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON.
I CAN'T BE GOOD FOR MYSELF OR FOR HER
IF I'M IN THE SAME PLACE WITH HER.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- AND I WANT HER TO KEEP HER JOB--SHE'S HERE.
- WHO WAS IT WHO THAT SAID THAT?
- YOU SAID THAT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
- IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.
- IT IS TOO COMPLICATED. YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND YOU SAID THIS FROM DAY ONE,
AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED, BUT OF COURSE I HAD,
"NO, NO, NO, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE."
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE, IT IS.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, LET ME TELL YOU THIS.
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND LIKE THE WIND.
I MEAN WHEN I SAID TO YOU JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW,
I WAS GOING TO SUSPEND YOU, YOU SAID TO ME,
"LISA, THIS IS MY MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME.
MY JOB IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME."
AND THEN THE WAY YOU SAID TO ME,
"I LOVE STASSI SO MUCH," AT MY HOUSE.
THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE WITH LAURA-LEIGH.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD YOURSELF ACCOUNTABLE
FOR THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
- ABSOLUTELY. - I WANT YOU TO GROW.
- HERE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO.
- OKAY.
LISTEN, I'M NOT HOLDING YOU HERE.
BUT DO YOU NEED A JOB OR NOT?
- I'M OKAY.
NO, I DON'T NEED A JOB.
- OKAY. - I'M GOOD.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
I WANT TO BE BETTER FOR MYSELF AND FOR, YOU KNOW, STASSI.
- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GROW UP.
- I--TCH--I AGREE. I TOTALLY AGREE.
I'M TRYING TO DO THAT. I'M TRYING.
- GO DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
- CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE IN THE BACK?
ALONE. ALONE. - YEAH.
- CAN I SET THIS HERE OR DO YOU WANT TO BRING IT WITH YOU?
ALONE, PLEASE.
THIS IS BASICALLY JUST A CONGRATULATIONS
ON OUR SHOOT AND EVERYTHING, AND JUST...
THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY.
- OKAY. - [clears throat]
THAT A MONTH BEFORE EVERYTHING HAPPENED...
[sighs]
I DID GO TO VEGAS AND HAVE RELATIONS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
I'M SORRY. I KNOW THAT DOESN'T...
- [crying] YOU'VE SPENT THE PAST TWO MONTHS
LYING TO ME, LYING TO MY BEST FRIENDS.
MAKING FRANK, JEN, AND JEREMY LOOK LIKE LIARS,
BASHING THEM,
WHEN THEY WERE JUST HELPING ME AND TELLING ME THE TRUTH.
WHEN YOU WERE THE PIECE OF [bleep] THE WHOLE, ENTIRE TIME.
YOU KNEW HOW MUCH-- HOW SCARED I WAS OF CHEATING.
WHY? WHY?
WAS IT WORTH IT?
- NO. - WHAT, WAS IT WORTH IT?
- NO. - LOOK WHERE YOU'RE AT NOW.
YOU'RE [bleep] MISERABLE.
LOOK WHERE YOU'RE AT NOW.
WHAT THE [bleep] DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, LIKE, TO DESERVE THIS?
WHAT DID I DO?
[sniffles]
YOU'RE AN [bleep].
YOU ARE AN [bleep].
AND JUST TO LIE AND LIE AND LIE AND LIE AND LIE.
- I NEVER CHEATED.
- HOW CAN YOU EVER TRUST SOMEBODY LIKE THAT?
- GOD, I [bleep] HATE FRANK!
- I BELIEVE THAT WHOLE *** STAR PREGNANCY THING
IS A CROCK OF [bleep].
- YEAH. - LIKE, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
- I AM BEING SET UP.
DID I GET A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS FOUR MONTHS AGO? NO.
- AND I BELIEVE YOU 110%.
- YOU'RE NOT ON AN HONESTY KICK. YOU'RE NOT A NEW MAN.
YOU'RE THE SAME [bleep] LIAR THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
- I'M SO SORRY.
THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS, I KNOW.
WE WERE HAVING A BAD MONTH, AND I JUST--
- IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD MONTH!
IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOES NOT MATTER.
- I THOUGHT OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS OVER.
- I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP-- THERE'S NO EFFING EXCUSE.
THERE'S NO EXCUSE.
I LOST MY FRIENDS FOR MONTHS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED YOU,
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW GOOD OF A LIAR YOU ARE.
EVERYONE BELIEVED YOU.
[sniffles]
AND I SAT THERE JUST KNOWING THAT YOU DID IT
AND WAITING AND WAITING FOR YOU TO JUST BE A MAN AND ADMIT IT.
- I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU, I...
AHEM. THERE'S NO EXCUSE.
I--BUT I DO LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
I LOVE YOU EXTR-- - THAT'S COOL.
DID YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU WENT TO VEGAS AND JUST HAD SEX
WITH SOMEBODY RANDOM AND THEN LIED TO ME?
YOU MADE MY LIFE [bleep] MISERABLE.
YOU TOOK MY DOG FROM ME.
YOU STARTED DATING ONE OF MY FRIENDS.
YOU MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE THAT [bleep] UP.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MESSED UP,
AND I'VE LOOKED LIKE A BAD GUY THE WHOLE, ENTIRE TIME.
EVERYONE'S HATED ME, EVERYONE'S BLAMED ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT LIAR, AND NO ONE [bleep] BELIEVED ME.
NO ONE BELIEVED ME.
YOU HAVE TO BE AN EVIL PERSON TO DO THAT.
- I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR.
YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN.
OKAY?
I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU ANYMORE.
I FEEL LIKE I GOT EVERYTHING OUT.
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN. I WON'T CALL YOU AGAIN.
I WON'T SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
OKAY? - OKAY.
- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? - YEAH.
RIGHT NOW, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
- BYE.
[clears throat]
- I ALREADY HAVE TRUST ISSUES.
LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST ANYONE AGAIN AFTER THIS NOW?
- GUYS, REAL QUICK. UM, THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME.
WHAT I--WHAT I DID, UM...
I DID...JUST...
I DID CHEAT ON HER.
AND IT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE.
- I DEFENDED JAX THE ENTIRE SUMMER,
AND I ALMOST LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
IT WAS A REAL [bleep] MOVE ON HIS PART.
- AND, UM...
IT'S--I'M-- JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT.
I'M JUST-- I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I'LL JUST--I NEED TO WALK AWAY FOR A MINUTE.
JUST LET ME WALK AWAY FOR A SECOND.
JUST LET ME WALK AWAY FOR A SECOND.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME, MAN?
- IT'S LIKE A CIRCLE WITH ME. IT'S LIKE IT DOESN'T STOP.
IT'S THE SAME BULL[bleep] THAT I KEEP DOING.
- [crying softly]
[sobbing]
FRANK WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE, ENTIRE LIME--TIME.
- OKAY. - HE'S--CAUSED ALL THESE
PROBLEMS WITH MY FRIENDS. - I'M SORRY.
- [crying] I...
- DID YOU SAY, "IT'S OVER, GET OUT?"
- YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
HE FOOLED EVERYONE.
TO WHERE EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT I WAS A ***,
THAT I WAS AN [bleep].
ALL SUMMER LONG, I HAVEN'T HAD MY FRIENDS
BECAUSE HE'S SO CONVINCING AS A LIAR.
- I'M SORRY.
I REALLY TRUSTED JAX.
ALL OF US DID, BUT TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS THE TRUTH...
IT SUCKS.
- JAX.
- JAX. - DUDE.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME, MAN?
'CAUSE I COULD HAVE HELPED YOU [bleep] DEAL WITH IT, YOU KNOW?
KRISTEN AND I, WE TOOK JAX INTO OUR HOME
BECAUSE WE THOUGHT HE WAS A VICTIM IN ALL THIS.
I WAS THERE FOR HIM AS A FRIEND.
THE FACT THAT HE LIED TO ME, I MEAN, IT PISSES ME OFF.
- IT'S LIKE A CIRCLE WITH ME. IT'S LIKE IT DOESN'T STOP.
IT'S THE SAME BULL[bleep] THAT I KEEP DOING.
- YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.
YEAH, DUDE. - I KNOW.
- I [bleep] CAMPAIGNED FOR YOU TOO, MAN.
- I DRILLED IT IN YOUR GUYS' HEADS THAT I DIDN'T DO THIS.
I DRILLED IT. - YEAH, YOU DID.
- I WAS LIKE, "I DID NOT DO THIS."
WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS STUPID [bleep]?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EARS.
HE TOLD ME ONE ON ONE, "I DID NOT HAVE SEX
WITH THAT WOMAN," BILL CLINTON-STYLE.
- I WAS IN VEGAS.
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STRIP BY MYSELF.
MY BUDDY CALLED ME UP.
HE'S LIKE, "HEY, COME ON, I GOT A TABLE."
THERE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE A BOTTLE SERVICE GIRL THERE.
I DID WHAT I DID.
SHE CALLED ME UP AND SHE SAYS, "LISTEN, I THINK I MIGHT
"HAVE A PROBLEM, THIS AND-- THIS AND THAT.
IT'S GOING TO COST THIS MUCH."
LIKE, "CAN YOU SEND ME THIS MUCH?"
SO I SENT HER SOME MONEY.
I NEVER HEARD FROM HER AGAIN.
- JUST NOW, RIGHT NOW, MAKE A CHOICE,
MAKE A DECISION THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIE
AND DO THIS [bleep] ANYMORE. - ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHY I DID WHAT I'M DOING.
THIS IS WHY I'M COMING CLEAN WITH ALL THIS [bleep].
THERE'S NO REASON ANYMORE.
- SO WHERE DO YOU GO FROM HERE?
- TO THE BAR. [laughs]
- WELL, THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START.
BUT IT'S NOT A GOOD PLACE TO END UP.
- I'M SO SICK OF THE PAST TWO MONTHS
BEING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND BOYS.
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHO I'M GOING TO END UP WITH OR,
YOU KNOW, WHO I'M GOING TO MARRY,
OR IF JAX IS GOING TO CHANGE.
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU WANT ME TO THROW HIM OUT?
- I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE THROWN. HE CAN, LIKE A MAN, WALK.
- ♪ IT'S JUST A STUPID RUMOR ♪
- HAS HE ACTED LIKE A MAN SO FAR?
- NO, BUT I DON'T NEED TO STOOP TO HIS LEVEL.
- ♪ OH, I TRIED SO HARD TO BELIEVE YOU ♪
♪ IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO LEAVE ♪
♪ HOW COULD YOU TURN OUR LOVE INTO ♪
- [sobbing quietly]
- ♪ GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ EVERY TIME THAT I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN SEE IT ♪
- OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, WE'VE HAD MAKE-UPS,
WE'VE HAD BREAK-UPS, SOMEBODY'S SUSPENDED, SOMEBODY'S FIRED.
IT'S ALL CRAZY, BUT THAT CRAZINESS BELONGS TO SUR.
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE HUGGED ME IN,
LIKE, THREE MONTHS. - I KISSED YOU EARLIER.
[laughter]
- YOU WANT TO GO FOR DINNER?
I KNOW A NICE PLACE NEXT DOOR. - GOOD.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
[laughs]
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