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Albus Dumbledore versus
Dolores Umbridge. BEGIN!
Umbridge don't be so uptight. Dumbledore's Army will show you right. Banning Harry from being Seeker? That's the last straw, you little creeper!
I'm guessing you don't know much about sports, ya pill!
Either that or you were rooting for Louisville! Now, now
Dumbledore. That's no way to talk to the High Inquisitor! Your blood
Will prove that you will
not tell lies. I'm running this place now
much to your surprise! You killed your sister. Isn't that bad!
I think I'll torture you a tad! Your pink cardigan doesn't fool me. And I know you don't admire me.
I wish
I could start again to a time I hadn't hired you. If only I could fire you. You make me want to retire you torture our students, the situation's dire you crazy old man with half-moon glasses.
glasses. I'm not mean at
all. Would you like a gumdrop?
Or some molasses? Don't try to
appall!
I'm a kindly old lady that enforces the rules. You forgot to pay me
my salary dues!
I want to kill you so bad by saying Crucio!
but that would make you mad. I'll
Pass on it so, now don't you see how kind I can be? The headmaster of Hogwarts will soon be me! Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History kids edition!