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Please, die.
The next day...
Squidward's in there.
The next day...
It's his first time on his own.
You're a grandma now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like a Nazi.
But I'm not sure I know...
...how.
Allow me to demonstrate.
(ripping noises) (screaming)
(screaming continues)
The next day...
You get behind her and I'll push!
Yay!
The next day...
-(screaming) -The next day... -I'm sterile! -That's a bold statement. -The next day... -You're sick.
The next day...
Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real...
...doctor.
No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him!
Go ahead SpongeBob. Say "ah".
Fox...
...News.
See, he's even worse than I thought.
Previously...
You can have anything you want with a little Nazi training.
Sounds great!
Wonderful! (evil laughter)
(normal laughter)
The next day...
That's my ice cream cone!
Great!
-Now let him have it! -(slapping)
Alternate scene:
Every waking moment...
-...will be a swirling torrent of pain and misery! -(slapping)
(laughing)
The next day...
I guess you don't have what it takes to be a Nazi.
Wait. Give me another chance.
OK, but this is your last chance.
Take a hike with me.
Wow! Buried treasure!
-Thanks! -(beeping noises)
(explosion)
SpongeBob, that was wonderful!
-The next day... -(regurgitation)
-Hot dogs! Yay! -Sick.
The next day...
-You used me... -(evil laughter) -OH, MY GOODNESS, yes.