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We are the Arguables and I am Notheth!
With me is Sousemer. Heellooo. 'ELLO!
And we are playing The Binding Of Isaac because Sam told me to. 'Cause I thought it would be a great idea.
I don't know what this is and there is a *** stick-man drawing.
START! Who am I!? NONE OF THESE ***! You can't even be Judas!
I WANNA BE HIM! Eve? I'd rather be Judas.
Cuz you know Judas is apparently just a box. Kay, so we can move.
We can attack. I can move and I can attack.
And then shift is like bomb. Woah? Shiift.
Item is... It's legend of zelda pick-up. Kay. M'Kay.
I appear to be crying. Uhh. Well I mean... You're like apparently scared. Or something...
EAT MY *** BALLS YOU *** ***-HEADS! Oh jeezus!
What are those like water balloons? OH DEAR!?
I dunno they look like brain. -Screaming-They look like brains.
Like disgusting brains.
This doesn't look good. GIMMIE THIS. I don't-You got an hourglass. -Screaming- Can we-
Turn back time with it? I tried to be Doctor who, it didn't work.
Aaawww... My sideburns are not powerful enough.
M'kay. Well if you press space apparently you, oh dear!?
You're getting attacked by weird *** clay monsters.
...Floppy things. Yeh, you think you're good because you're flopping at me!?
No! Yeah! You flop away from me ***!
You-Fu-*** you! Oh?
What? How do you get in there!? I don't have any bombs. But I wanna get in there.
Perhaps I could shoot this different colored one. That did not work.
No apparently not. At all. I need to break the shtuff. The shtuff?
Hello, the shtuff. -Screaming- OH ***! OH DEAR!?
there's a lot of them! They're like headless ones! eat my balls
Eat them! -Giggling- How!? They don't have mouths!
Look! Just put it in your neckhole! -Giggling- Just put my balls in your neckhole! Stuff em down there!
stuff them down there and keep stuffing. Eat my ***. Done. Eat my blue balls.
-Dry giggling- blue balls of fury? You don't even know.
Okay I did it. Oh! Oh, no I didn't. Oh, no you didn't.
Oh! No-no, wait-wait!Aren't like the balls his tears?
Maybe! That would make sense! Wha-Yeah!
Dude! He's crying at them!
It makes-You discovered things! Uh-oh! I did discover things. Isaac VS THE DUKE OF FLIES!
The Duke of flies? You like my voice today? it's not even the lord of flies?
It's the Duke.
Eh? You like my voice today? Yeah. I sound like a *** nut.
Well, I mean... You always sound like a nut. Do I? Well that's a little harsh.
Well, you sound like a funny nut. EAT MY ***! Like a lovable nut.
You're our lovable nut. You're a lovable nut! You see like we all love our nuts. So you're even-
EAT MY BALLS. EAT EM. He's like spitting out flies at you.
And I'm shooting! Or crying at them! that's kind of disgusting if you think about it.
Because he had to eat all of those flies. And now he's burping them up.
Weeell... Maybe they were born in his eyeballs, or his mouth. Or, I mean... His lack of eyeballs.
His lack of eyeballs, yeah.
I'm trying to look at my guy, I can't fully... Look at him.
It's like Touhou. It's just... It's just not allowed. Oh ***!
Uhh... Link to Touhou here! If it's out! It might be out!
-Laughing- I don't *** know! Leave me alone!
Dude you're so close to dying right now! No I'm awesome! The best guys! Don't die!
Dont-Please don't die! Please don't die. Nobody likes dying so like, don't die.
I'm like the leader too, so if I die the Arguables is dead. It's over! Exactly.
OH! OH NO! I'm scared now!
Ahh! I scared myself! Sam! RUN! Just like run around and stuff!
You almost got him! You almost got him! -Screaming-
EAT MY BALLS! -Screaming- Oh dear! -Even more screaming-
-Laughing like a Japanese villain-
Phew. *** hell. This game is so stressful! That was close. Why didn't you tell me about that!
I didn't know! I've never played this before!
-High pitched panting-
There you go, you got a milk! Oh it's breakfast. I'm just gonna have a sip of cider after that.
'Cause you-know cider is breakfast.
In 'Merica it is! 'Merica? 'Merica.
And then you're going down Into this guys basement. I'm scared of *** and then somebody comes in.
While I'm ***.
Ah!? Ah that's just... Rude! How dare they!
They don't even knock! I mean... If they knocked and I let them in that's a whole-
different story.
yeah. You don't just do that.
You don't that's just mean. That's just-Is that ***?
There appears to be *** on the ground. Yeah I think it is.
Okay can I pick up the ***? Can you pick up the bomb? Oh-I just. Okay I got bombs.
Umm... Okay how do you. EUGH! Oh dear that is...
You *** disgusting head thing! Oh this is difficult.
It has no eyes and it's crying blood. The hills have eyes! The hills have eyes! It's not the hills, it's just orbs!
It's the weird sphere things of death and ***. Does this never stop!?
I'm gonna have a heart attack before I win this game.
-Screaming- THERE'S MORE! ***! EAT MY BALLS! ***!
Watch out-watch out! I'm watching! You're at one heart! -Screaming- One huort.
One huort! One huort! One huort! Look out!
OH NO! -Screaming- Aww... You exploded. Dear diary today I died.
I was killed by this thing. Thing in some basement.
I leave all that I own to my cat... grump-Grr... guppy! Guppy.
Looks like an R in the G. I don't-I don't like that name for a cat.
I, uhh... goodbye cruel world, Isaac.
XO XO -Laughing- That's how I sign my Steam things.
Uhh... -Laughing- Is that-Is that it?
Is that like a-Are we having another Go? No is that like a suicide note?
Wha... Is he signing XO. No he was killed. Oh wait!
He was ki-How did he like make it if he died?
Um maybe he had an AK & was in a black-hawk down. No he had the hourglass.
Like he could turn back time.
And become like... No I'm just gonna say he was in the Black Hawk Down he had an AK.
And there was a buncha guys going to him. -And he was in the black hawk.
And he had one bullet in his chamber. Hmm... So he preemptively wrote it.
Yeah. I see. Do you even know what I'm reference?
No. Black hawk down? Yeah. -Laughing- Good guess!
Thanks. So are we having another go? Uhh... I dunno. Maybe?
See you in part two. I guess. Yeah? Woop woop. Was the woop woop a yes? OKAY BYE!