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Only death, nothing to worry about
Everything is ***, try to comprehend
Only death, not that big of a deal
Silly juice will fade us away
Aiaiaiaiaiaiai....
Now it begins, "Only Death" and episode four.
Today it's Lappenranta or Lemi based Stam1na's day
And we will get Antti "Hyrde" Hyyrynen into the interview
Hell-o Antti. Hell-o Zaani!
So, it's Stam1na's day today. Yep.
How does it feel? Nervous and tickling.
I do not know what is coming and I am also waiting forward for interpretations
And my own interpretation aswell...
Well, do you know anyone else from here?
I have not been in touch with them, but I recognized Tomi. You recognize him? Yes.
Easy to recognize... And he recognized me. Oh, oh, aww, there you go.
Now I would like to ask a direct question...
Someone has said that Stam1na is Lemi based and someone else have said that you're from Lappeenranta.
Which one is it?
Well, I have something to confess. I have really strange origin into my life.
I have been born in Piippola, Northern Texas of Finland.
Okay, so, that's the secret? Willie-Viper!
What?
Nothing
That's below Oulu.
What is Saipa's position in the FHL?
It's third, I do not know how I know that...
So you knew that. Welcome! Thank you!
ONLY DEATH
ONLY DEATH ***!
Allright, it's my day today.
And I would like to make a short movie.
It's a bra, it's a bra
And we will do a cinema very T-version I.e. a truth-movie.
There is only two characters.
And I could shoot and direct and you are the characters.
Does that sound ok?
Yes! Ja twist.
The name of the movie is "Reptile in Trouble"
And it goes this way that you, Kjell, is the Reptile who is... Repeat... rapture?
Reptile, Reptile... CHEATER!...Ruptile... Reptile, who owes money
Quite a lot of money too
To this guy. His name is Antti
Can we make a Lynch-like version, you could be on your knees like a dwarf
Expensive trousers are these... Kalle's trousers and Antti is amazing in here as he is naturally
And the camera goes on soon... we use film, it's expensive. Roles are clear, let's shoot!
Take one, action.
Hell-o, Antti. Hel-o. Well, well, you owe me a little... Do we really have to...?
Answer! Hey really... #%&£ man!
You borrowed 300 euros from me...
You borrowed 300 euros from me... But do I really need to... Quiet! And answer please.
To some #$£@ing Bob Malmström music video... Antti...
300 EUROS, YOU OWE ME THAT!
#%&@ REALLY!
You have TROUSERS and EVERYTHING...
DO NOT LAUGH! GABRIEL!
And take two... GABRIEL accept your destiny, Antti, let's go! Hey, Antti.
Handshake! I was in Kouvola. Handshake and approve your debt!
Do you have to tell everyone? Cut.
Take three, Reptile *** his pants.
Let's shoot, take four. Antti, take the money.
Antti hell-o. Hel-o. We were in the school in Kouvola...
And Gabriel confesseses that he took the money...
Do not speak when others are speaking. Let Antti receive the confession.
We were in school in Kouvola... In Kouvola, 2010. I borrowed you 300 eur!
What is kouvola? 300 euros... I borrowed the 300 euros to you, #¤%&ing...
"What is Kouvola?"...From Eskolanmäki, that guy is from Eskolanmäki!
We were studying movie making together, Gabriel do not lie!
Truth will cleanse you, truth will cleanse you!
...birdshit on your limousine...
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! OOOLEEEOOLEEOOLEEOLEE!
CUT! CUT!
WILLIE-VIPER! Thank you Antti.
We did not get a full confession, but enough.
Let's continue with songs.
ONLY DEATH
ONLY DEATH ***!
Advertisement break
This is the thing
I will kill you all
Stam1na's lost 18 years. Out(break of evil) now!
ONLY DEATH
ONLY DEATH ***!
Allright, it is your day today.
Willie
Willie-Viper Viper
Familiar... Familiar things... well, well
Sorry, hey, sorry... Willie-Viper
I went through your music and
It was really hard to decide in the beginning but it turned out to be was #¤%&ing easy
I started to think about my sex life
I went through songs of Amorphis and "House of Sleep" would have matched pretty fine
But this is your day. I chose "Five Shots to a Head (is enough)"
Ahap, go ahead.
Stam1na: "Viisi Laukausta Päähän"
FIVE SHOTS TO A HEAD IS ENOUGH
FIVE SHOTS... TO WHERE? TO HEEEEEEAD! head...
That was really pathetic... But Tomi was really great.
That was really sweet!
Really sweet!
Huhhuh. Huhhuh. #%&%!
SILLY JUICE ACCENT: %&¤#! I have rharely shaw Stham1na-shongs plhayed prhoperly. Thoday I dhid!
Just like listening to my own voice, from somewhere far away, but still from close-by.
Willie-Viper! Huhhuh. Willie-Viper.
A place for thank you. Five times thank you.
Thank you.
Antti, , and I have tried to think which Stååm1na song I will sing now
And I thougth that you come almost from Russia and I am...
Hahahahahaaahahaha... I got that joke...
...I am coming from Helsinki...
And if I am a good architect, you are the evil architect.
I will sing now "Evil Archiect" to you.
Stam1na: "Paha Arkkitehti"
EVIL ARCHITECT
CONSTRUCTS
I must say, that nobody has performed this song dressed as sharp as you
SILLY JUICE ACCENT: Iths rhare to shee shomeone to drhess sho sharph... shwedish...
It's great to see something civilized form of art is refreshing
And I have to give my thank you to the "beach-swede" of Kouvola
We have had our disagreements, maybe even some financial debt
But this evening might have made all of us a bit more intelligent or even more rich
Maybe even better as people... I don't know how it feels for you as the performer
But you could give me some money...
No... why?
Well, maybe we can return to this subject later with extortionists
But can you toss me some coins?
Willie?
Viper!
Now, here's the thing: I ordered a doctor outside and we have an appointment for tonight
As an apex, we will be sewn together!
Again?
Again.
Because we found out that we are siamese twins
From North Texas of Finland. Really?
Come-on my brother!
SILLY JUICE ACCENT: Prhetthy exhithing.
Well, was this a good idea after all?
Willie... viper...
Well, if the previous episode ended with violence, this one had a happy ending
Antti found his brother and balanced his account
"Only Death" next week again.