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- MIGUEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO THE OFFICE TODAY
AND GIVING ME SOME WORDS OF WISDOM ON MY LOVE LIFE.
I'M TRYING TO ATTRACT MY MATE.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORS IS DON MIGUEL RUIZ.
HE WROTE THE FOUR AGREEMENTS,
WHICH IS ONE OF OPRAH'S FAVORITE BOOKS,
AND HE'S AGREED TO COME TALK TO ME
ABOUT WHY I'M STILL SINGLE.
- WHAT IS IMPORTANT
IS REALLY TO FIND LOVE INSIDE YOURSELF.
YOU ARE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
EVERYBODY ELSE WILL COME IN YOUR LIFE
AND WILL GO OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
- HMM.
- YOU DON'T NEED THAT A MAN COME AND MAKE YOU HAPPY.
- SO THE MORE YOU LOVE YOURSELF,
THE MORE PEOPLE LOVE YOU AS WELL.
- AND BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY HAPPY,
MEN WILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU
'CAUSE THEY WILL SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE
COME RIGHT AWAY, NATURALLY.
- YEAH.
- THE WHOLE THING IS ABOUT LOVE.
- LOVE. - MM-HMM.
- LOVE--EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE FINDS IT.
THAT'S MY JOB.
MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!
WITH A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
A LOT OF PATIENCE... YAWN.
AND AN EYE FOR THE RIGHT CHEMISTRY...
I MAKE THE PERFECT MATCH.
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- I MADE YOU DINNER LAST NIGHT.
- I MADE YOU DINNER LAST NIGHT.
- OH! - YOU SERVED THE SALMON.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE SALMON. - OH, PLEASE.
I PUT A LITTLE GREEN ONION ON IT, I BAKED IT.
- ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A FIGHT?
- HELLO. - YOU COOKED?
- I-I-- - SEE? HA! HA!
- HE COOKS.
- DO YOU--DO YOU WANT TO WEAR THAT COFFEE?
GOOD LUCK. - JEEZ. RRARR!
ANYWAY, HELLO KITTY IS BACK. - NO.
- HELLO KITTY? - ROBIN.
- ROBIN KASSNER WAS ONE OF MY NEW YORK MILLIONAIRESSES
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
- [laughs]
OH, MY GOD. THERE'S ALL THESE GUYS HERE.
THEY'RE ALL FOR ME.
I'M NOT USED TO GUYS ALL COMING FOR ME.
- UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DISOBEYED MY RULES.
SHE GOT CRAZY DRUNK, PICKED THE WRONG GUY AT THE MIXER...
- LUKE. - LUKE!
[cheering]
AND HAD SEX TOO SOON.
- [laughs] - THAT'S MY ***.
- BUT I LIKE ROBIN, AND I FEEL THERE'S HOPE THERE.
IF WE SHOW THE TRUE ROBIN BECAUSE SHE CONCEALS HERSELF...
- SHE DOES. I AGREE.
- AND SHE GETS DRUNK, AND SHE LIVES IN A PINK WORLD.
- SHE HIDES UNDER ALL THESE THINGS.
- A PINK PILE. SHE'S HIDING FROM THE REST OF US.
SO I'M GONNA "AUTHENTIFY" HER.
ROBIN MASKS HERSELF WITH WAY TOO MUCH PINK,
OVERLY DONE MAKEUP, AND BLEACH BLONDE HAIR.
I THINK IF WE STRIP HER OF ALL THOSE THINGS,
WE'LL UNLEASH A SIDE OF ROBIN THAT SHE'S BEEN HIDING.
- ALL RIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH. - I THINK
THAT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.
- SO WE DON'T NEED A VIDEO FOR HER.
- RACH, WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON?
- SO REMEMBER STEPHANIE'S DATE BRADLEY?
- DO NOT TELL ME HE'S A MILLIONAIRE, SWEETIE.
- WHEN I SEE AN OWL, THE ONLY THING I THINK ABOUT
IS MY COUSIN VINNY.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
- IT'S KIND OF A PROBLEM, HOW MUCH I LIKE MY JOB.
- IS THAT WHY YOU'RE SINGLE RIGHT NOW?
- UM, HOW MANY HOURS YOU GOT FOR THAT QUESTION?
- OKAY.
- NO, I MEAN, I'VE DATED SO MUCH IN THIS TOWN.
- REALLY?
- I'VE PROBABLY GONE OUT ON MAYBE 400 DATES.
- YOU'VE GONE OUT ON 300 OR 400 DATES?
- SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YEAH. - YEAH.
- WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL.
HE REALLY WANTS TO FIND A SOUL MATE.
- DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO, SO I KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE?
I'M CURIOUS, LOOKING AT HIM AS A CLIENT
VERSUS LOOKING AT HIM AS A DATE.
HE'S A DOCTOR AND A LAWYER AND SHOULD BE A HUGE CATCH,
BUT HE'S SO FULL OF HIMSELF AND SAYS ALL THE WRONG THINGS.
- MY NAME'S BRADLEY KRAMER. I'M 37 YEARS OLD.
I'M ORIGINALLY FROM CHICAGO.
- HIS EARS ARE LARGE.
- I'M A PHYSICIAN AND AN ATTORNEY,
BUT I DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE MEDICINE.
MY PRACTICE FOCUSES ON BUSINESS LITIGATION
AND CATASTROPHIC INJURY CASES.
I LIVE IN A NICE PLACE. I DRIVE A NICE CAR.
I'M A HUGE MOVIE GUY.
I LOVE THE MOVIES. I ALWAYS HAVE.
THE ONLINE PROFILE THAT I HAVE ON JDATE IS HYSTERICAL.
THE ONE THING
THAT ANY GIRL I DATE HAS TO HAVE IS A SENSE OF HUMOR.
- SHE'S GOT TO BE WITTY.
SHE'S GOT TO HAVE GOOD BANTER
BECAUSE HE'S SO [bleep] FUNNY.
- I'M JEWISH, BUT I WOULD BE OPEN
TO DATING A GIRL THAT'S NOT JEWISH.
I'VE DATED SO MANY GIRLS IN THIS TOWN, IT'S UNREAL,
AND NOW IT'S TO THE POINT WHERE I'LL JUST GO ON A DATE
AND I DON'T LIKE HER, AND I'LL JUST BE LIKE,
"YEAH, WE SHOULD KEEP IN TOUCH. HERE'S A BUSINESS CARD."
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THEY REFER ME A CASE,
MAYBE THEY DON'T.
- I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
- MY CELEBRITY CRUSH IS ASHLEY JUDD.
MY DEAL BREAKERS-- THERE'S NOT THAT MANY,
BUT THERE ARE A FEW.
UH, TATTOOS ARE ONE.
A GIRL WHO BITES HER FINGERNAILS.
A GIRL THAT DOESN'T HAVE A COLLEGE EDUCATION.
- HE'S CRITICAL.
BASICALLY, THE WORLD IS ALL ABOUT HIM.
THEY HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE, THEY HAVE TO BE FUNNY.
HE BETTER OWN A HOUSE, THEN. - YEAH.
- HE DOESN'T HAVE A HOUSE? - NO.
- HE'S CHEAP, AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST KIND OF MILLIONAIRE IS?
THE GUY WHO HAS THE MONEY WHO DOESN'T SPEND THE MONEY.
- WHO'S CHEAP. I AGREE.
- BRADLEY IS CHEAP, HE'S BORDERLINE NARCISSISTIC,
AND IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM.
HE WON'T SPEND MONEY ON ANYBODY, LET ALONE A GIRL.
OKAY, WHERE AM I GOING RIGHT NOW?
- OKAY, SO YOU'RE GONNA ACTUALLY GO SEE ROBIN.
UH, SHE'S GONNA BE WAITING... - OH, COOL.
- FOR YOU OVER AT BAJA CANTINA.
- OKAY, I'M GOING. BYE.
- BYE.
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- ROBIN. - NICE TO SEE YOU.
MY NAME'S ROBIN KASSNER.
I'M BACK, AND I'M WILLING TO GIVE PATTI
ANOTHER SHOT AT FINDING ME TRUE LOVE.
MWA-MWA-MWA-MWA-MWA-MWAH.
I CURRENTLY LIVE IN MANHATTAN,
THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD.
I'M 35.
MY NET WORTH IS SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS.
I RUN MY OWN PR FIRM.
I LOVE HELLO KITTY.
I LOVE THE COLOR PINK.
I'M A TOTAL GIRLY GIRL.
THE NUMBER ONE THING I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HAVE IN A MAN
IS A ***.
- ♪ YEAH ♪
- ♪ COME TO ME ♪
♪ I'LL BE YOUR FANTASY ♪
- WELL, MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT I'M A RAPPER.
MY SINGLE IS DROPPIN',
AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO PROFESSIONAL TRAINING,
I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD SINGER.
- ♪ YOU'LL BE IN ECSTASY ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪
- PATTI, I NEED YOUR HELP.
I'M 35. I NEED A HUSBAND ALREADY.
- WE'VE DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE.
WHY COME BACK TO ME?
- I CAN'T MESS AROUND WITH HUNKY PLUMBERS ANYMORE.
- OKAY. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GETTING SERIOUS ON ME.
- A SERIOUS HUSBAND. - I'M GONNA TEST YOU ON THIS.
AND, BY THE WAY, ARE YOU STILL SEEING THE PLUMBER?
- I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
- DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A HAND JOB UNDER THE TABLE?
- I'M NOT SEEING THE PLUMBER ANYMORE.
- AND WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
- HE HAD A BABY WITH A *** WAITRESS.
- WHAT?
I KNEW THAT GUY WASN'T RIGHT FOR HER.
SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE CONCEALING WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
THERE'S AN INNER ROBIN INSIDE OF YOU, DYING TO GET OUT,
THAT SAYS, "I JUST WANT TO BE ROBIN."
- YEAH.
- NOW, WHAT'S OUR CELEBRITY CRUSH THESE DAYS?
WHO ARE YOU BANGIN' FOR?
- UH, CHANNING TATUM. - OKAY, IT'S CHANNING TATUM.
OKAY, GOT THAT. - OH!
- I GOT-- THAT'S WHAT I'M PICKING.
WHAT ARE THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT?
GIVE ME, LIKE, THE LIST.
- WELL, I WANT SOMEONE WHO'S INTELLIGENT,
SOMEONE WHO HAS A JOB.
I'M HOPING THIS TIME, I'M GONNA MEET THE MAN OF MY DREAMS,
AND I'LL TRY TO RESIST THE HOTTIES.
- I'M REALLY GLAD THAT ROBIN OWNED UP TO HER MISTAKES,
AND I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA BE SEEING
ANY OF THOSE HAND JOBS UNDER THE TABLE.
SHE JUST REALLY NEEDS TO LISTEN TO ME THIS TIME.
SO I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO FOR MEN
WHO WANT YOU FOR YOUR MONEY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL.
- I THINK YOU WOULD LOOK SUPER HOT
IN, LIKE, A MASERATI.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BUY YOU A MASERATI.
- THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP.
- NOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE MOST LAVISH MAKEOVER I CAN FIND, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- NOW, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU GORGEOUS.
- REALLY? - OH, YES.
- YOU DON'T THINK I'M PRETTY?
- YOU'RE PRETTY NOW, BUT I CAN MAKE YOU HOT.
- YEAH.
I'VE NEVER HAD A MAKEOVER BEFORE,
BUT I'M READY TO UNLEASH MY INNER SEX KITTEN.
- NOW, CAN WE PASS THE TWO-DRINK-MAXIMUM TEST?
- SO HOW ABOUT THE GIANTS?
[laughter]
I LOVE FOOTBALL. [laughs]
I WILL TRY.
- SHAKE ON THAT. - OKAY.
- 'CAUSE THAT, I'M GONNA OWN YOU ON, OKAY?
- DEAL. OKAY. - OKAY?
AND I'LL HAVE MY STAFF CALL YOU AND GIVE YOU THE LOCATION.
- GREAT. - ALL RIGHT? BYE-BYE.
- BYE, PATTI.
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- NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO BRADLEY KRAMER'S HOUSE.
OH, WAIT. I MEAN, APARTMENT.
[knocks on door]
- PATTI! - HI.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT?
- THIS IS MY PLACE.
- WHY DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?
- [laughs]
HEY, BRAD KRAMER HERE.
MY NAME'S BRADLEY KRAMER.
I'M 37 YEARS OLD, AND I'M AN ATTORNEY AND A DOCTOR.
I CURRENTLY LIVE
IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT IN BRENTWOOD.
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS.
I'M A SINGLE GUY.
I DON'T REALLY NEED A BIG HOUSE
OR A BIG YARD TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
I'M NOT A FLASHY GUY.
I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT, IF I HAVE MONEY,
I SPEND IT CONSERVATIVELY
ON THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER TO ME.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MATTERS TO ME IN LOS ANGELES IS A CAR,
SO I KIND OF SPLURGED ON HAVING A NICE CAR.
GOOD MORNING.
IF MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE ASKED ABOUT ME,
THEY WOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU THAT I'M EXTREMELY FUNNY,
BUT ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE,
THEY WOULD PROBABLY SAY THAT I'M A LITTLE BIT TOO JUDGMENTAL
AND A LITTLE BIT SELFISH.
ONE OF THE REASONS THAT I HAVE A HARD TIME DATING
IS BECAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH MY CAREER.
- OKAY, FIRST THINGS FIRST. WHY SHOULD I FIX YOU UP?
YOU WENT ON THE DATE WITH STEPHANIE.
- RIGHT. - YOU WERE VERY OBNOXIOUS.
- WELL, WAIT, WHAT'D I SAY? I THOUGHT I WAS REALLY SWEET.
- YOU WERE, LIKE, OVER THE TOP.
- I HAVE, LIKE, 2,000 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.
- YOU HAVE 2,000 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK,
YOU'VE HAD 400 DATES.
WHY IS SUCH A POPULAR GUY SINGLE?
- BY THE WAY, YOUR VIDEO-- - RIGHT.
- YOU WERE JUDGMENTAL AND BORDERLINE NARCISSISTIC.
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO BE A JUDGE ON THE BENCH AT ONE POINT
BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU GET TO JUDGE ALL DAY LONG.
- WELL, NO, WHEN I GO INTO COURT
AND I GET A $2 MILLION SETTLEMENT--
- WHICH, YOU LIVE LIKE THIS.
- MY APARTMENT IS NOT WHO I AM.
IT'S WHERE I LIVE.
- I HAVE MONEY, EBENEZER SCROOGE, BUT I DON'T SPEND IT.
- YOU KNOW, THE BEST MILLIONAIRES
ARE THOSE THAT WALK DOWN THE STREET...
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- AND YOU DON'T KNOW THEY'RE A MILLIONAIRE.
- AND YOU DIE WITH YOUR MONEY AT THE END OF YOUR LIFE,
AND YOU NEVER SPEND IT, AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET LAID,
NOR ARE YOU GONNA GET SUCKED, OKAY?
- IF I WANTED A GIRL THAT WANTED ME FOR MY MONEY
OR FOR MY LOOKS OR WAS CONCERNED ABOUT THAT--
- BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE NOT HOT ENOUGH TO GET THOSE KIND OF GIRLS.
- I'M A GOOD GUY. I'M A FUNNY GUY.
I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT MYSELF AND A FAMILY.
- WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
- A JAG, BUT--BUT--
- OH, SO YOU'RE LEADING WITH YOUR CAR, WHICH IS YOUR ***,
AND THEN YOU'RE TAKING THEM BACK TO YOUR PAD,
WHICH IS THE HOLIDAY [bleep] INN.
- I'M IN MY CAR ALL THE TIME.
- YOU'RE DATING A GIRL. IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE MONTHS.
- OKAY. - WHAT DO YOU BUY HER?
- A SMALL PIECE OF JEWELRY. - MM-HMM.
- SOMETHING MODEST. - LIKE, WHAT'S MODEST?
- MAYBE 500 BUCKS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY ON YOUR "A" GAME,
SO YOU'RE GONNA BUY A GIFT FOR $500.
- WELL, AND NO-- - NO. UH, UH!
- NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
- YOU'RE GONNA BUY HER THE GIFT FOR $500,
AND IT'S GONNA BE TIFFANY.
- OF COURSE.
- SO THIS IS BRADLEY'S CHALLENGE.
PUT THE GIRL AHEAD OF HIMSELF
AND BUY HER A NICE GIFT.
THINK ABOUT HER FIRST.
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN REALLY DO THIS.
- MY TYPE, IT'D BE A GIRL THAT'S, LIKE, 5'4", 5'5".
COLOR--HAIR COLOR, I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT.
- OKAY, GOOD.
- BUT GIVE ME A GIRL THAT CAN MAKE ME LAUGH.
- OKAY, WHY SHOULD SHE MAKE YOU LAUGH?
- BECAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE HER LAUGH.
- OKAY, REMEMBER, A $500 GIFT FROM TIFFANY, OKAY?
- YOU GOT IT.
- AND THE SECOND THING IS, I NEED YOUR WARDROBE CHANGED.
START LOOKING AT SOME OF THE MAGAZINES.
START GETTING A SENSE OF WHAT'S IN STYLE.
- PERFECT. PERFECT. - OKAY? SERIOUSLY.
- I'M IN. - OKAY?
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. I GOTTA GET GOING.
- OKAY.
- COMING UP...
YOU HAVE A CRAZY EX?
- WHEN SOMEONE CARVES YOUR NAME IN THEIR LEG
WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE, THEY'RE KIND OF CRAZY.
- WHAT--YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD IN BED.
YOU MUST HAVE AN AMAZING TONGUE OR SOMETHING.
- LIKE A HARMONICA.
- OKAY. I JUST DROPPED MY PENCIL.
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- TODAY, I'M RECRUITING FOR BRADLEY AND ROBIN.
FOR ROBIN, I WANT SWEET GUYS WHO'VE GOT CAREERS
WHO AREN'T GONNA LOOK FOR ROBIN TO BE THEIR SUGAR MAMA.
IT'S TIME FOR ROBIN TO DROP THE PINK DISGUISE
AND FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
FOR BRADLEY, I'M LOOKING FOR THE ASHLEY JUDD TYPES
WHO ARE FUNNY, WHO CAN GET THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HIMSELF.
MARA!
- HI. - HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - SAILING THE SEVEN SEAS?
- YEP.
- SASHA. - SO YOU'RE A PLAYBOY MODEL?
- YES, I'VE WORKED FOR THEM BEFORE.
- AND SHE'S ALSO A PLAYBOY MODEL
THAT TAKES CARE OF HER 80-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER.
- YES. - AW.
- SO I'D RATHER HAVE--I MEAN, IF YOU'RE A PLAYBOY BUNNY
AND YOU DO THAT AND A DENTAL ASSISTANT, BRING IT.
- YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. - JUST BRING IT.
DO YOU LIKE MOVIES?
- YES. - OKAY, I SAY YES.
- I LIKE HER. - I SAY YES.
- CHELSEA'S JEWISH. SHE'S A STUDENT.
- I'M GETTING MY MASTER'S IN PHYSICAL THERAPY.
- OKAY.
TELL ME WHAT KIND OF GUYS YOU LIKE.
- I LOVE FUNNY. FUNNY IS REALLY GREAT.
- WOULD YOU DATE SEINFELD?
- YEAH, FUNNY IS PRETTY IMPORTANT TO ME.
- DONE. SOLD. - DONE, DONE. YOU'RE IN.
JESSICA.
- JESSICA, YOU'RE 33 YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE IN MARKETING? - YES.
- ARE YOU A PRACTICING CHRISTIAN?
- YES.
- WOULD YOU DATE A JEW? - I WOULD.
- HAVE YOU EVER DATED A JEW?
- NO, I DON'T-- - DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS?
- YES. - DO YOU LIKE NERDS?
- YES.
- OKAY, JESSICA, I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE THE FIT FOR HIM,
BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE LOOK.
LET'S SEE IF SEX WILL OVERRIDE THE RELIGION.
- [mouths word]
- AMY. - YES.
- WHAT IS WITH ALL THE STUDENTS TODAY?
UH, CLEARLY YOU'RE A FLAPPER.
WANT TO DO THE CHARLESTON FOR ME? ♪ DAH DAH ♪
OH, LOOK, THAT WAS CUTE. DID YOU SEE THAT DANCE?
OH, YOU'RE COMING FOR THAT MOVE, GIRL.
I SAY YES, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE, LIKE, THAT SPITFIRE PERSONALITY,
AND I WANT YOU TO KICK THIS CLIENT'S ***.
OKAY, YEAH. OKAY, SHERYL.
HI. AREN'T YOU JUST A CUTE, LITTLE SPINNER?
YOU'RE A BUSINESS OWNER,
AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAD A RESTAURANT?
- I DID, UP UNTIL TWO WEEKS AGO. I SOLD IT.
- AND SHE'S JEWISH AND PRACTICING.
- AND SHE'S GOT THE LOOK AND EVERYTHING.
- OKAY, REALLY. I SAY YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.
- DO YOU LIKE MOVIES? - I DO LIKE MOVIES.
- HOW'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? - PRETTY GOOD.
- DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH?
- YES. - MAKE ME LAUGH.
- [laughs]
- [laughs] - YEAH, SHE JUST DID.
SHE JUST DID.
JASMIN ZIN-ZIN-ZIN-ZEE-- - ZUNZUNIA.
- 31 YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE AN ENGINEERING AND PROGRAM MANAGER.
- YES. - UM, DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
- YES, I WENT TO UC IRVINE, BACHELOR'S IN COMPUTER SCIENCE.
- EXCELLENT. - WHOA, SHE'S BRILLIANT.
HOW DO YOU LIKE MOVIES?
- LOVE MOVIES, ESPECIALLY IN BED.
[laughs] - I LIKE HER.
- JASMIN, YOU'RE IN. - OKAY.
- I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR BRADLEY.
WE FOUND SOME GREAT GIRLS FOR BRADLEY,
AND NOW WE NEED TO FIND THE PERFECT GUY FOR ROBIN.
- HELLO.
- ROBIN WANTS CHANNING TATUM. DON'T WE ALL?
BUT WHAT SHE NEEDS IS AN INTELLECTUAL, SWEET,
DOWN-TO-EARTH GUY WHO'S GONNA LOVE HER FOR HER
AND NOT LEADING WITH HIS LOOKS.
WHICH ONE'S DEV? - THE TALL ONE.
- HE IS AN INTERNET ENTREPRENEUR.
HE'S 25. YOU'RE 6'7". - I'M 6'7", YES.
- DO YOU LIKE OLDER WOMEN? - I LOVE OLDER WOMEN.
- 'CAUSE SHE'S ABOUT 35. - THAT'S PERFECT.
- OKAY. - I CAN DO UP TO 50.
- IS YOUR INTERNET BUSINESS SUCCESSFUL?
- UH, ONE IS SUCCESSFUL. - THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
- YEAH, AND THE OTHER ONE'S A SOCIAL SHOPPING SITE.
- OKAY, I SAY YES.
- JOSEPH. - YOU'RE A PRO WRESTLER?
- YES, MA'AM. - DO YOU STILL WRESTLE?
- UM-- - A PRO WRESTLER?
- I'M LOOKING FOR PLACEMENT. YES, JUST LIKE WWE.
- YOU HAVE A CRAZY EX?
- WHEN SOMEONE CARVES YOUR-- YOU KNOW,
YOUR NAME IN THEIR LEG WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE,
THEY'RE KIND OF CRAZY.
- YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD IN BED. WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU MUST HAVE AN AMAZING TONGUE OR SOMETHING, LIKE, REALLY.
- LIKE A HARMONICA.
- OKAY, I JUST DROPPED MY PENCIL.
- WELL, YOU TURNED HER ON.
- THAT'S USUALLY THE REACTION FROM WOMEN, YEAH.
- HOW DO YOU LIKE WOMEN THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT,
YOU KNOW, CURVY?
- AWESOME. - OKAY.
I LOVE JOE FOR ROBIN 'CAUSE HE'S SWEET,
FULL OF PERSONALITY, AND IS REALLY DOWN-TO-EARTH.
OKAY, ANTHONY. - YO.
- ANTHONY, YOU'RE A DANCER. - YES.
- OKAY, SO DANCE.
- SHOULD I STRIP DOWN? - YEAH, STRIP DOWN.
- BUT DO IT IN THAT DIRECTION OR THAT DIRECTION.
- NO, DO IT TO HIM. - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
- WOW. - HAIRLESS CAT, HAIRLESS CAT.
MY TYPE, MY TYPE. SLIP AND SLIDE.
OH, YOU CAN DO THE POPS. I LOVE THE POPS. LOOK AT THAT.
- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
- SHE'S LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, BACK IN LINE, BACK IN LINE.
I'M GONNA LET YOU COME, OKAY?
I WANT YOU TO LOOK SO SEXY,
'CAUSE THIS GIRL, I DON'T WANT HER TO PICK YOU.
- HUH? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE TEST.
YOU'RE THE TEST, OKAY? - HMM.
- ANTHONY IS THE NEW VERSION OF THE PLUMBER.
LET'S SEE IF SHE'S CHANGED.
IT'LL DEPEND ON WHETHER OR NOT SHE PICKS HIM.
SCOTT, WHAT KIND OF PHOTOGRAPHER ARE YOU?
- COMMERCIAL, MOSTLY. ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
FASHION, PRODUCT. - I LIKE YOUR PIRATE EARRING.
- THANK YOU. - YAR!
- YAR. HOW DO YOU LIKE SHOPPING?
- WHOSE MONEY IS IT? [laughs]
- CLEARLY, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO THE MIXER.
YOU BLEW IT. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
YOU SUNK YOUR SHIP.
YOUR PIRATE EARRING'S NOT GONNA HOLD UP.
- GARRETT.
- I'M SORRY, YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THIS PERSON,
BUT I'M GONNA SEE IF WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
HE'S A USC FOOTBALL PLAYER. - BUT HE'S SO CUTE.
- HOW OLD IS HE? - LOOK AT THAT.
- BUT WAIT, WAIT.
GARRETT IS A FORMER FATTY AND LOST 70 POUNDS.
HE HAS ABS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.
LET'S SEE YOUR ABS.
- NO, I SAID I HAVE "AN AB," IS WHAT I SAID.
IT'S PRETTY COOL. - HIS FIRST AB.
- YOU CAN FEEL IT. I'LL LET YOU FEEL IT.
- NO. YOU'RE SHY. - I DON'T HAVE MUCH. I AM SHY.
I'M A SHY LITTLE BOY. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- YEAH, YOU DO. OH, MY GOD, IT'S CUTE.
- WOW. - CUTE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?
IF YOU SHAVE THIS OFF OR WAX IT.
- NO, THE FUR IS AWESOME.
- AND WAX DOWNSTAIRS, THIS'LL LOOK BIGGER,
AND THIS'LL LOOK CLEANER.
- NO.
- FOR ROBIN, WE'VE GOT GREAT GUYS.
WE'VE GOT SWEET GUYS, CAREER GUYS,
AND HOT GUYS TOO.
THIS IS GONNA BE AN AMAZING MIXER.
JUST CALL THE RESTAURANT.
MAKE SURE THAT TANZORE IS READY.
- ALL RIGHT.
- AND DON'T FORGET, I'VE GOT THREE MORE JEWISH GIRLS COMING.
- THAT'S RIGHT. I FORGOT YOU SAW MORE.
OKAY, GREAT.
- I'M HUNGRY. - I KNOW. LET'S GO EAT.
- COMING UP...
- ♪ I'LL BE WITH YOU IF YOU WOULD BE WITH ME ♪
WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
OH, MY GOD.
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♪ ♪
- TODAY IS ROBIN AND BRADLEY'S MIXER.
I HOPE ROBIN WILL GO LIGHT ON THE LIQUOR AND PINK TALK
AND PICK THE RIGHT GUY.
I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO PICK A GUY BASED ON LOOKS ALONE.
AND I NEED BRAD TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIMSELF.
BUT BEFORE ALL THAT, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ROBIN'S NEW LOOK.
- HEY, GUYS, HAVE I GOT SOMETHING AMAZING TO SHOW YOU.
ROBIN. [both gasp]
- OH, MY GOD. - WHAT?
- COME ON. COME ON. - YOU'RE A GIRL. YOU'RE A GIRL.
YOU'RE AN ELEGANT-- WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT'S WITH THE HAIR? LOOK, LOOK, WE'RE TWINS.
WE'RE TWINS. OMBRE, OMBRE, BABY.
- OMBRE.
- TA-DA.
I WAS MADE OVER, AND I'M FEELING SEXY AS HELL.
- ARE YOU WEARING A PUSH-UP BRA?
LET ME FEEL THAT. - YEAH.
- OH, MY GOD. THAT LOOKS AMAZING.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A GOOD MAKEOVER.
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S A TOTALLY NEW AND GORGEOUS WOMAN.
WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME.
HERE'S THE DEAL.
I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME YOUR CYRANO DE BERGERAC.
WHAT THAT MEANS IS,
WE ARE GOING TO PUT SOMETHING SPECIAL IN YOUR EAR.
- OKAY. - THIS IS A LISTENING DEVICE.
- YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR EAR,
AND IF I SEE YOU GETTING DRUNK,
INAPPROPRIATE, AND STUFF--
IF YOU TALK ABOUT SHOPPING AND PINK ONE MORE [bleep] TIME,
I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY, OKAY?
- WHAT ABOUT HELLO KITTY?
- OH, OKAY. - OH, COME ON.
- OKAY, I WILL BE THE ONE SPEAKING.
I AM THE VOICE OF GOD. - MM-HMM.
- OKAY? SO ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE OTHER MILLIONAIRE?
- YES.
- OKAY, LET'S GO MEET BRADLEY.
- HI, ROBIN. - HI, BRADLEY.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- OKAY, YOU GUYS GET COMFORTABLE
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER.
WE'RE GONNA GET THE MIXER STARTED.
I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK AND SEE IF ALL THE GIRLS ARE SET UP
AND THE BOYS.
YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, OKAY?
- BYE. - THANKS, PATTI.
- SO ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- YOU KNOW THE SCENE FROM THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT,
WHERE ANNETTE BENING WALKS INTO THE BEDROOM,
AND SHE SAYS TO HIM, "ARE YOU NERVOUS?"
AND HE SAYS,
"MY NERVOUSNESS EXISTS ON MANY LEVELS,"
AND THEN THEY WIND UP KISSING ULTIMATELY, BUT--
- YEAH.
- SO GO ON WITH YOUR, UM...
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME?
- YEAH. - WHOO!
- ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANYTHING.
- OH, COME ON.
[cheering]
- OKAY, OKAY. WHO'S THE NEW JEWISH GIRL ON THE BLOCK?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - NICOLE.
- THAT IS THE HOTTEST DRESS. - THANK YOU.
- YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE. - THANK YOU.
- WELL, WELCOME. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE RULES OF THE CLUB.
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW MY RULE? NO SEX BEFORE...
all: MONOGAMY! - THERE YOU GO.
AND I MEAN THAT, ANTHONY. [laughter]
ANTHONY'S THE TYPE OF GUY
THAT OLD ROBIN WOULD GO FOR EVERY TIME,
SO I'M HOPING THAT ROBIN PUTS THOSE TYPE OF GUYS BEHIND HER.
ARE YOU READY
TO MEET MY MILLIONAIRE AND MILLIONAIRESS?
[cheering]
ALL RIGHT, MEET MY MILLIONAIRES.
HERE THEY COME.
[cheering]
ALL RIGHT, HER NAME IS ROBIN KASSNER.
SHE JUST CUT A HIP-HOP SINGLE.
SHE ALSO OWNS HER OWN PR COMPANY CALLED HAUTE COUTURE,
AND SHE WANTS TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY.
BRADLEY.
HE WAS A DOCTOR, WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL.
FOR THOSE WHO ARE REALLY BOOKISH AND BRIGHT,
THIS IS YOUR GUY.
HE'S NOW A PRACTICING ATTORNEY.
HE ALSO LOVES, LOVES, LOVES THE MOVIES.
HE LIVES IN BRENTWOOD. HE NEEDS A HOUSE.
ANYBODY WHO DATES HIM,
YOU WILL BE BUYING A HOUSE WITH HIM, OKAY?
SO THAT BEING SAID, LET'S MINGLE!
- ROBIN? - HI.
I'M ROBIN. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- JUST MAUL ME ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
[laughter]
- I'M SET UP IN THE BACK WITH MY MONITORS, WATCHING ROBIN,
WHILE DESTIN AND RACHEL ARE MAKING SURE
THAT BRADLEY'S ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR.
- CAN YOU HEAR ME? SAY YES OR NO.
- YES. - GOT IT. PERFECT.
ENJOY. HAVE FUN.
- I LIKE HELLO KITTY.
- NO WAY. NO.
- AND YOU LIKE PINK TOO. - I LIKE PINK.
- NO PINK AND NO HELLO KITTY.
ASK THE GROUP, WHAT-- WHAT DO THEY LIKE TO DO?
- SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO DO?
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? WHAT ARE YOUR INTERESTS?
- OKAY, THAT'S BETTER.
- WELL, I LIKE TO GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT, OBVIOUSLY.
- YEAH. YEAH. - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? - YEAH.
[laughter]
HEY, GARRETT, WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I WORK AT A COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE FIRM.
- COOL.
- I'M A RESEARCH ANALYST OVER THERE.
- COMPLIMENT HIM ON HIS BODY.
- YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY.
- OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - [laughs]
- WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS?
- WELL, I LOVE ST. THOMAS, I LOVE PARIS. UM, I LOVE--
- OKAY, THIS GUY IS REALLY BRIGHT,
A LOT OF MONEY, AND A PRO WRESTLER, OKAY?
- WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
- UH, I'M A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.
- REALLY? - YES.
- WHERE I GREW UP, IN STANFORD,
IT WAS WWE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
I'D GO GET PIZZA,
AND SGT. SLAUGHTER, AND HULK HOGAN WOULD BE THERE.
- OOH. - EXCELLENT ANSWER.
TAKE IT EASY ON THE WINE, THOUGH.
- OH, HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE DOGS?
'CAUSE I GREW UP WITH FOUR DOGS
THAT ARE ABOUT THIS BIG EACH.
- WHAT KIND? - THEY WERE ALL SHIH TZUS.
- AW! - NOT MY CHOICE.
I COULDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE THAT--THAT DOG IN LOS ANGELES
'CAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE ME,
WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A SHIH TZU?
YEAH. COOL.
HEY, JENNY, WHAT DO YOU DO?
- HEY, COME OVER HERE. - OKAY. [laughs]
- COME HERE, BUDDY. - I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING
A COMEDY STAND-UP ROUTINE RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY.
- YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, EVERYBODY!
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE TONIGHT?"
- GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
- OKAY.
- THINK OF IT LIKE A PING-PONG MATCH.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON. - YOU'RE MY BOY.
- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, COME ON.
- HEY, DEV, WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I'M STARTING A SOCIAL SHOPPING SITE.
- VERY COOL. - YEAH.
- HE'S CLARK KENT. LOOK AT THAT. HE'S CLARK KENT.
- YOU LOOK LIKE CLARK KENT. - UH...
- TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF.
- WOW. - YEAH.
I HAVE MY SUIT UNDERNEATH, AS WELL, SO--
[laughter]
- COOL.
- THERE'S NO TELEPHONE BOOTHS IN L.A. ANYMORE, SO...
[laughter] YEAH.
CAN YOU SING YOUR SONG FOR US?
- YEAH. - YOU NEED A BEAT?
[laughter]
- ♪ COME TO ME ♪
♪ I'LL BE YOUR FANTASY ♪
♪ BE WITH ME ♪
♪ MY LOVE WILL SET YOU FREE ♪
♪ COME TO ME ♪
♪ I'LL BE YOUR FANTASY ♪ - THERE WE GO.
- VERY NICE. - THERE WE GO.
- DANCE WITH ME? - OH, GOD.
[laughs]
- GO AHEAD. DON'T WORRY. - OKAY.
♪ COME TO ME ♪
♪ I'LL BE YOUR FANTASY ♪ - ROBIN! ROBIN!
- ♪ BE WITH ME ♪ - ROBIN!
- ♪ MY LOVE WILL SET YOU FREE ♪
OH, THAT'S PRETTY COOL. - ROBIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?
- OH, MY GOD!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR ***?
THEY'RE, LIKE, FLEXING.
OH, MY GOD. WOW!
[laughs]
- OKAY, OPEN UP TO THE GROUP.
- OH, BOY.
- DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO STRIP TOO?
- LIKE, REALLY?
- ESTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?
- I'M PERFORMING, UM, STAND-UP COMEDY.
- REALLY? YOU'RE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN?
- YEAH.
PATTI THINKS THAT FEMALE COMEDIANS
CAN'T FIND TRUE LOVE, BUT I DISAGREE WITH HER.
- YOU'RE FINDING TRUE LOVE TODAY.
[laughter] - YEAH.
- SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS ALL FROM?
- I LIVE IN CHINO HILLS. - YOU LIVE IN CHINO.
I MEAN, I GOT TO-- THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF.
- I JUST GOT THE NAILS. - WOW.
NICOLE, SO, UM, AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT,
YOU ARE DOING...?
- AT DINNER, PROBABLY, WITH A COUPLE FRIENDS.
- BOWLING. IT'S FUN. - BOWLING? ARE WE GOING BOWLING?
WE'RE ALL GOING BOWLING TOGETHER?
ARE YOU A BIG BOWLING FAN?
- NO, I'M NOT. - ALL RIGHT.
- TELL THEM YOU NEED TO TALK TO DESTIN,
AND YOU'RE FLUSTERED.
- I THINK I NEED TO TALK TO DESTIN NOW
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE FLUSTERED.
[laughter] WHERE'S DESTIN?
- THE EAR PIECE IS A GREAT THING FOR ROBIN.
SHE VEERED OFF IN THE WRONG DIRECTION FOR A BIT,
BUT FOR THE MOST PART, SHE LISTENED.
ARE YOU HAVING A GREAT TIME?
- UH-HUH. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
WHICH GUYS DO YOU LIKE? - JOE.
- WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE ON THE SECOND ONE?
- CLARK KENT. - YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D LIKE HIM.
- JOE AND DEV, OKAY? DONE.
I LIKE DEV AND JOE FOR ROBIN,
BUT I THINK JOE IS WAY MORE MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
DEV, HE'S A LITTLE TOO SLICK FOR HER.
BRADLEY. - YES, MA'AM.
- WHO DO YOU LIKE? - UH, ESTER AND NICOLE.
- OH. ESTER. - I'M IN.
- COMEDIAN.
- PERSONALLY, I THINK BRADLEY
PICKED WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE FOR HIS MINI-DATES.
GOOD [bleep] LUCK TO HIM.
OKAY, HERE WE GO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- REMEMBER TO BE VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY NICE TO HER, OKAY?
- OF COURSE. - OKAY?
- ESTER, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- NOW, YOU HAD TO KNOW I WAS GONNA PICK YOU, OBVIOUSLY.
- I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER KNOW.
- YOU'RE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN. - OKAY.
- AND I'M LIKE A WANNA-BE STAND-UP COMEDIAN
THAT'S ACTUALLY NEVER GONNA BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S A TOUGH BUSINESS.
- EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS A LAWYER.
- REALLY? YOU HAVE SISTERS?
- MY OLDER SISTER, A LAWYER. MY DAD'S A LAWYER.
MY GRANDFATHER'S A JUDGE.
- YOU'VE GOT MATERIAL RIGHT THERE.
- YEAH.
- YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO PREPARE.
- YEAH, EXACTLY. - WOW.
- SO YOU LIKE HELLO KITTY, RIGHT?
- I LOVE HELLO KITTY.
- I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S A SANRIO STORE IN TOWN,
BUT I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU THERE IF THERE IS ONE.
- OH, OKAY.
- UH, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE GROVE?
- YES, I LOVE THE GROVE. - YOU LIKE THAT?
WE SHOULD GO THERE. IT'D BE A GOOD TIME, YOU KNOW?
- OKAY. YEAH, LET'S GO.
WHAT DO YOU DO BESIDES WRESTLING?
- UM, I'M INTO COMPUTERS. - MM-HMM.
- I CAN BUILD COMPUTERS. - BUILD COMPUTERS?
- YES. I BUILT MY LAST COMPUTER.
- I BARELY UNDERSTAND HOW TO PROGRAM MY, LIKE, DVR.
- I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO DO ALL THAT.
- MM-HMM. - THIS IS AWESOME.
I, UH, I FEEL A NICE CONNECTION HERE,
AND I WOULD DEFINITELY
LIKE TO CONTINUE THIS, UH, MAYBE TOMORROW.
- YOU'RE SWEET.
- SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, NICOLE?
- UH, I WAS ACTUALLY BORN AND RAISED HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
- REALLY? A HOMEGROWN NATIVE.
- YEP. - WOW.
- I LIVED IN BOSTON FOR A WHILE
AND ALASKA FOR SIX MONTHS, AND THEN I CAME BACK.
- ALASKA? WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN ALASKA?
- I NEEDED A BREAK FROM COLLEGE.
- WHICH WAS WHERE? - UH, HARVARD.
- WO--WOW. - YEAH, SO I--
- SOMEONE GOT A GOOD EDUCATION.
- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
- I GOT HERE IN 2000,
WHEN I WAS DOING ACTUALLY A RESIDENCY IN MEDICINE.
- MM-HMM.
- AND THEN I WENT UP TO STANFORD FOR LAW SCHOOL FOR THREE YEARS
AND CAME BACK DOWN HERE IN 2004.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
- NOW I'M IN MARKETING.
- OH, FUN. - I WORK FOR AN AGENCY.
YEAH, IT'S REALLY FUN. - I SHOULD HIRE YOU.
- TO MARKET YOU? - SURE. WHY NOT?
- [laughs]
- SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING IN NEW YORK?
- I LOVE NEW YORK. I LOVE L.A.
- WHERE DO YOU HANG OUT IN NEW YORK?
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN THERE?
- WELL, I LIVE ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.
I'M VERY INTO MY DOGS, BRUISER AND PARIS HILTON.
- [laughs]
- SO I GO TO A LOT OF DOG CHARITY EVENTS.
- YEAH? I HAVE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, ACTUALLY.
- YOU DO? - YES.
- YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
- WHY IS THAT?
- YOU'RE LIKE A BIG, CUTE, FRIENDLY GUY.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- YOU KNOW, JUST, LIKE, VERY SWEET.
- YEAH. MY DOG IS THE SAME WAY.
THEY'RE THE BEST DOGS, AND I LOVE POMERANIANS.
I KNOW YOU MENTIONED YOU HAVE ONE.
- THEY'RE SO CUTE. - AND, YEAH.
- I'M NOT SUCH A CAT PERSON, THOUGH.
- SO I WOULD IMAGINE--
- I'M SORRY. WE ONLY HAVE TEN MINUTES.
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE JIMMING AND JAMMING,
AND YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.
- WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, DEV.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- OKAY. [laughs]
- OKAY. HOW SWEET IS HE? - HE'S REALLY NICE.
- OKAY, SO YOU'VE HAD BOTH DATES.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE AS YOUR MASTER DATE?
- WHO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD?
- NO. - [laughs]
- CLOSE YOUR EYES. YOU'RE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH?
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
- TOUGH DECISION.
UM, I GUESS I CHOOSE, UH...
THIS IS A TOUGH DECISION. UM...
- DID YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TIME?
- YEAH! - OKAY. WOW!
OKAY, NOW, BRADLEY, YOU CHOSE, BETWEEN ESTER AND NICOLE...
[dramatic music]
- NICOLE.
- YAY!
[applause]
AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION... - MM-HMM.
- AND I DON'T THINK YOU COULD HAVE TWO BETTER GUYS
THAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB HISTORY
AS JOE AND DEV,
BUT YOU DECIDED TO CHOOSE...
[dramatic music]
- DEV. - OH.
[applause]
THANK YOU.
- IT'S THAT TIME FOR YOU TO MEET AND HANG OUT
WITH YOUR MASTER DATES.
COME ON.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
COMING UP...
- YOU KNOW, IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES ON A FIRST DATE,
WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO GO ON A SECOND DATE WITH A GIRL.
- I DON'T MAKE THE FIRST JUDGMENT IN THE FIRST--
- YES, I'M BEING JUDGMENTAL. OKAY, I ADMIT IT.
- HE IS JUST A PRICK.
- ROBIN, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU.
- UH-OH.
- SO, STEPHANIE, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR YOUR PRINCE?
YOUR CHARMING, HANDSOME PRINCE? - OF COURSE.
YES, ABSOLUTELY. - WHY?
WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU YOUR PRINCE?
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOU? - WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ME?
I THINK I'M QUITE A CATCH.
- YEAH, I DO LIKE MANHATTAN BEACH GIRLS.
I AM ENVY-LICIOUS THERE.
OKAY, WHAT KIND OF AN ENTREPRENEUR ARE YOU?
- UH, GOOD QUESTION.
I HAVE A VINTAGE HANDBAG COMPANY.
- THAT'S A GOOD QUE-- GOOD JOB, PATTI.
- I HAVE A VINTAGE HANDBAG COMPANY,
AND I DO MY OWN ARTWORK ON IT.
- IS THIS A BAG I WANT,
OR DID YOU RIP YOUR CLOTHES APART
AND MAKE A PATCHWORK POUCH?
- WELL, IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
I SASS IT UP BECAUSE MY STYLE IS NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS.
IT'S A LITTLE MORE SASSY AND KIND OF BOHEMIAN.
- I DON'T LIKE HER. - BUMMER.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- SO THIS PLACE IS CALLED SKY ZONE.
UM, RICK, WHO'S THE OWNER,
IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CLIENTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
FOR THE FIRST PART OF OUR DATE,
I DECIDED TO TAKE NICOLE TO SKY ZONE.
IT'S AN INDOOR TRAMPOLINE FACILITY.
- HI, GUYS. - HI.
- I'M GONNA BE YOUR INSTRUCTOR TODAY.
- OH, GREAT.
- ARE YOU GUYS READY TO BOUNCE?
- YEP. - OF COURSE.
IT'S ONE OF THE FUNNEST PLACES I'VE BEEN TO
IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES.
- IF YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS UP,
THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRIP OVER THE MAT, RIGHT?
GOOD.
- ARE YOU, LIKE, A GYMNAST BY TRADE?
- I CHEERED.
- NICOLE? CHEERLEADER?
- NO, I'VE NEVER CHEERED.
- LOOK HOW HIGH SHE IS.
- I KNOW THEY HAVE CHEERLEADERS AT HARVARD.
- [laughs]
OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA TRY, JUST, THE ROUNDS.
LIKE YOU'RE RIDING A HORSE.
- JUST, LIKE, AROUND? - IT'S THE SAME MOVEMENT.
GOOD.
- OH! - THERE YOU GO.
GOOD. THAT'S GREAT.
- [groans]
[laughter]
- RICK IS ONE OF THE FIRST CLIENTS I EVER HAD.
- IS HE YOUR ONLY CLIENT?
[laughter]
ARE WE JUMPING IN THE PIT?
- YEAH, JUMP IN THE PIT.
- LET'S HAVE A RACE. - COMPETITIVE.
IT'S A HARVARD THING. - READY?
- YOU KNOW I HAVE TO LET YOU WIN, RIGHT?
YOU'RE THE GIRL, FIRST DATE.
- SET, GO.
[laughter]
- NICOLE IS EVERYTHING
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE.
SHE'S SEXY, SHE'S SMART, SHE'S SOPHISTICATED.
SHE'S GOT ON PAPER ALL THE THINGS THAT I LOOK FOR.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HONEYMOON IN VEGAS.
[laughter]
- THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH. THAT'S OKAY.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT MY COUSIN VINNY.
YOU HAVE SEEN MY COUSIN VINNY, RIGHT?
YOU DIDN'T SEE MY COUSIN VINNY?
WHAT IS WITH THIS?
I CAN RECITE SO MANY LINES FROM SO MANY DIFFERENT MOVIES.
LIKE THE "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH,"
THAT WHOLE SCENE COMMITTED TO MEMORY.
- UH, WHICH ONE WAS THAT? - THAT--[laughs]
- A FEW GOOD MEN? [laughs] NO.
- ECHH. - [laughs] WHAT?
- UH, TOM CRUISE, JACK NICHOLSON.
IT'S "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH."
- YEAH, A FEW GOOD MEN. - YEAH, A FEW GOOD MEN.
- RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I SAID. - OH. PFFT. OKAY.
- THIS WATER IS VERY REFRESHING.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE IF THERE'S A CONNECTION YET
BETWEEN BRADLEY AND I, BUT WE HAVE DINNER,
SO I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DINNER.
- I'M ACTUALLY GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY. YOU?
- I WOULD LIKE TO BOUNCE SOME MORE FIRST.
- ROCK AND ROLL. - ALL RIGHT.
- LET'S DO SOME OF THAT, AND THEN WE'LL GO.
- LET'S GO. - PERFECT.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'M MEETING SUPERMAN ON THE CORNER OF HOLLYWOOD AND VINE.
- ARE YOU ROBIN KASSNER? - THAT'S ME.
- HI, I'M CHRISTIAN. ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOUR DATE?
- YEAH. WHERE IS HE? - THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
LET'S DO THIS. COME ON IN. - OKAY.
WOW.
THIS IS SO COOL.
- ROBIN. - HI!
- HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING REALLY GOOD.
I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU. - UH-OH.
- SUPERMAN-- WE CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- DESTIN CALLED ME IN A PANIC.
NO ONE CAN FIND DEV. HE'S A NO-SHOW.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB,
BUT I HOPE THAT ROBIN WILL LET ME MAKE IT UP TO HER
WITH A SURPRISE DATE.
- I HAVE A SOLUTION TO THAT PROBLEM.
- UH-OH.
OH, HI.
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
- I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL SUPERMAN.
- THESE ARE FOR YOU. - THANK YOU.
- JOE HERE REALLY... - OH, HOW NICE ARE THESE, WOW.
- REALLY WANTED TO TAKE YOU OUT.
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. - THANK YOU, SIR.
- THANK YOU.
- SUPERMAN APPARENTLY GOT KRYPTONITE POISONING,
AND I'M SUPER EXCITED TO GO ON A DATE
WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY.
- ALL RIGHT, ROBIN AND JOE, WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD.
YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?
SO, JOE AND ROBIN,
YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE BRAD PITT GOT DISCOVERED?
- WASN'T HE WORKING AT A CHICKEN PLACE OR SOMETHING?
- VERY GOOD. - POLLO LOCO?
- BRAD PITT USED TO BE THE DANCING CHICKEN
OUT IN FRONT OF EL POLLO LOCO RESTAURANT.
- [laughs]
- I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED THAT DEV'S NOT HERE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- HERE WE ARE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.
2,491 STARS ALONG THE WALKWAY.
- I WANT TO GET MY OWN STAR.
- JUST WRITE A CHECK FOR $30,000,
AND THAT'S ALL IT TAKES TO GET YOUR OWN STAR.
- THAT'S IT? - THAT'S NOT THAT MUCH.
- NOT TOO BAD, RIGHT? - SO YOU CAN JUST BUY IT?
- YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN STAR. $30,000.
IF YOU GUYS NEED A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION, LET ME KNOW.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD. - I'LL SO DO IT.
- I HAD A GREAT TIME ON THE TOUR WITH ROBIN.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW HER A LOT BETTER
AND HAVING A GREAT TIME OVER A NICE MEAL WITH HER.
THANK YOU, CHRISTIAN. - THANK YOU, CHRISTIAN.
- ENJOY YOUR DINNER HERE AT CULINA.
- YOU WERE AWESOME.
- I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO DINNER
AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH JOE, BUT IN THE END,
THIS WAS NOT EXACTLY THE WAY I PLANNED ON HAVING THE DAY GO.
YEAH.
[upbeat music]
- OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.
- GET THIS FOR YOU.
IT'S GREAT. - THANK YOU.
♪ ♪
- CHEERS. TO HAVING A GREAT DATE.
- CHEERS. THANK YOU.
SO WHEN WAS YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
- UH, A YEAR AGO.
I'VE BEEN ON A LOT OF FIRST DATES.
YOU KNOW, IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES ON A FIRST DATE,
WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO GO ON A SECOND DATE WITH A GIRL.
- I DON'T MAKE THE FIRST JUDGMENT
IN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES, I USUALLY LET THE G--
- AH, YES, I'M BEING JUDGMENTAL. OKAY, I ADMIT IT.
YOU HAVE REALLY NICE TEETH, BY THE WAY.
- [laughs]
THAT'S THE FIRST COMPLIMENT YOU'VE GIVEN ME ALL DAY.
[laughter]
USUALLY, WHEN YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH SOMEBODY,
THEY TEND TO COMPLIMENT YOU.
THIS GUY SAID NOTHING.
YOU KNOW, ONCE HE COMPLIMENTED ME ABOUT MY TEETH,
I WAS SHOCKED
'CAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT HE HAD TO SAY.
- SO I LOVE MY JOB, AND THE REASON WHY
IS BECAUSE, UM, IT MAKES ME FEEL AMAZING INSIDE
TO KNOW THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THESE PEOPLE.
I'M A NICE GUY,
AND I HOPE AT THE END OF THIS,
YOU COME OUT THINKING I'M A NICE GUY,
MORE THAN JUST A SARCASTIC, PLAYFUL GUY.
- I DON'T KNOW IF THOSE ARE THE WORDS I WOULD CHOOSE.
[laughs]
OH. [laughs]
- BUT, UM, I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH NOW,
BUT ON DATE TWO, DATE THREE,
THEN YOU GET MORE SINCERITY.
THEN YOU GET TO KNOW ABOUT THE REAL ME.
- YOU'RE REALLY JUMPING AHEAD.
[laughs]
- YOU'RE FUNNY.
- IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU INTERPRET WHAT I'M SAYING.
- OH, NO, IT'S FUNNY. - [laughs]
- YOUR CLOTHING, FUNNY.
- UGH, MAN, I TRIED TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,
BUT THAT-- HE IS JUST A PRICK.
YOU'RE KIND OF FULL OF IT.
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SEEM, LIKE, REALLY INTO YOURSELF.
- [laughs]
SO PATTI TOLD ME TO GO TO TIFFANY'S
AND GET YOU A $500 PIECE OF JEWELRY,
AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,
THAT IS SO WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE,
SO I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING THAT'S A LITTLE MORE CLASSY,
A LITTLE MORE APPROPRIATE.
IN THAT SPIRIT, I GOT YOU A GIFT.
- OH.
- AND IT READS AS FOLLOWS.
"A $500 GIFT WAS MADE TO HADASSAH SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
IN HONOR OF NICOLE G. BY BRADLEY I. KRAMER."
HADASSAH IS A JEWISH WOMEN'S CHARITY
GIVING AID TO WOMEN IN NEED.
- WELL, THAT'S AMAZING. THANK YOU.
I THINK THAT HIS GIFT WAS THE ONLY NICE THING
THAT HE DID ON THE ENTIRE DATE.
GIVING BACK TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED SOMETHING
IS WELL WORTH IT.
- SO DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
- SOUNDS PERFECT. - PERFECT.
AFTER YOU. - THANK YOU.
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- I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MORE INTIMATE SETTING
'CAUSE YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION.
- YEAH.
- I'M TAKING ROBIN TO THE CULINA RESTAURANT
AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PART.
HERE'S TO A FUN TIME SO FAR.
CHEERS. - CHEERS.
- THAT'S GOOD. - THAT'S GOOD.
UM...
- UM, THE TRIP WAS GOOD.
I MEAN, I ENJOYED THE LITTLE TOUR WE WENT ON.
- I DID TOO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN BUY A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME.
- AND THEN PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
I GET TO GET ROBIN'S SIG--STAR."
- AND IT'S PINK TOO.
- ARE YOU GONNA GET THE HELLO KITTY SYMBOL ON IT?
- I WANT A PINK STAR RIGHT NEXT TO MARILYN MONROE.
I THINK JOE IS A REALLY LOVELY PERSON.
ATTRACTION-WISE, I THINK HE'S, UM,
HE HAS REALLY NICE EYES.
- SO WHAT HAVE BEEN YOUR EXPERIENCES DATING?
- WELL, I WAS MARRIED. - YOU WERE?
- MM-HMM. - OKAY.
- AND THEN I HAD A BOYFRIEND FOR SIX YEARS.
- WOW.
- YEAH. I'M STILL GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIM.
AND THEN, UM, I'VE JUST HAD, LIKE,
A LOT OF, LIKE, RANDOM GUYS SINCE THEN.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAS AN EYE-OPENER.
- WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
- I MET THIS GIRL, AND WE STARTED DATING.
THEN, A WEEK INTO THE RELATIONSHIP,
SHE CHEATED ON ME, SO I DUMPED HER.
SHE TOOK A BUTCHER KNIFE TO HER ANKLE
AND CARVED MY NAME INTO IT.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED AFTER SHE CARVED THE NAME?
DID YOU TAKE HER BACK? - NO! NO!
- I DON'T GET WHY SHE CHEATED ON YOU
IF SHE LIKED YOU SO MUCH.
- NEITHER DO I.
YOU KNOW, I'M A GREAT PACKAGE.
I'M JUST WRAPPED IN EXTRA BUBBLE WRAP,
SO IT WORKS OUT.
- YOU ARE A GREAT PACKAGE. - WELL, THANK YOU.
- [laughs]
- YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND THIS WASN'T WHAT YOU HAD PLANNED.
- MM-HMM.
- BUT I'M DEFINITELY HOPING THAT, UH,
IT WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
- IT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE,
AND I FIND YOU VERY, UM, CHARMING.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- AND I THINK YOU'RE AN AWESOME PERSON.
I REALLY DO.
- I THINK YOU'RE VERY, UH, ATTRACTIVE,
BOTH EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
- THANK YOU.
- AND, UH, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER.
I KNOW I WAS HER SECOND CHOICE YESTERDAY,
BUT, UH, HOPEFULLY SHE'S REALIZED NOW
THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST CHOICE TO BEGIN WITH.
YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING SATURDAY.
MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING THEN?
- YEAH, MAYBE, SURE.
- I MEAN, YOU DO LIKE SHOPPING.
WE COULD ALWAYS GO TO THE GROVE.
- I LOVE SHOPPING. I LOVE THE GROVE.
I BUY ALL MY DOG CLOTHES THERE.
INITIALLY, I WAS DISAPPOINTED
BECAUSE I WAS EXPECTING ONE GUY,
AND THEN ANOTHER GUY CAME,
BUT I ENDED UP HAVING A LOVELY TIME WITH JOE.
I THINK HE'S A GREAT GUY.
- I WILL BE YOUR WORKHORSE. DON'T WORRY.
I WILL CARRY ALL THE BAGS.
- THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
I NEED A WRESTLER WHO'S, LIKE, BIG AND STRONG
AND CAN CARRY ALL MY SHOPPING BAGS.
- I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
- [laughs] CHEERS.
- COMING UP...
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SINGLE.
- I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU.
- I [bleep] DON'T WANT YOU AS A CLIENT.
THERE'S THE DOOR, LOSER. WHAT THE [bleep] WAS THAT?
- THANK GOD FOR JOE BEING A TROUPER.
[phone rings]
- JOE'S. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
- JOE THE MAN! - WHAT'S UP?
- TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DATE.
DID YOU KISS HER
WITH ONCE AROUND THE TOTEM POLE AND ONCE BACK AROUND?
- BOO. - ARE YOU A ***?
WHAT THE [bleep]? WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M VERY SHY WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF LIKE THAT, OKAY?
- JOE BLEW IT BY NOT KISSING HER.
NOW I'VE GOT TO TALK TO ROBIN
AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE DATE.
I NEVER SAW YOU WITH GLASSES. IS THIS THE WORK ROBIN?
- YEAH.
- SO WE'RE REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE DEV SITUATION.
BUT THAT BEING SAID... - MM-HMM.
- SUPERMAN JOE CAME THROUGH. - YES.
- AND TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- I HAD A GREAT TIME. HE'S A GREAT PERSON.
I REALLY ENJOYED HIS COMPANY. UM...
- WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN?
ROBIN IS EVADING THE QUESTION ABOUT SEEING JOE AGAIN.
I COULD TELL SHE'S NOT INTERESTED,
BUT IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE I WAS REALLY ROOTING FOR HIM.
- YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I HAVE THIS BROWN HAIR,
I'M FEELING LIKE A WHOLE NEW ME.
I FEEL VERY INTELLECTUAL. I'M READING BOOKS.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY MBA.
I FEEL SMART LIKE YOU, PATTI.
- ALTHOUGH SHE DIDN'T PICK JOE,
I THINK WE OPENED ROBIN'S EYES
TO A LOT OF NICE GUYS
WHO ARE NOT HUNKY PLUMBER, STRIPPER WANNA-BES.
YOU, MY DEAR, ARE NO LONGER UNDERCOVER KITTY.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU ARE A HOT, HOT, SEXY BRUNETTE KITTY.
- YES, I AM.
- GIVE ME A BIG, BIG, BIG MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB HUG,
AND THEN, I WANT TO SEE YOU OUT HERE NEXT MONTH.
- THANK YOU, PATTI.
- I'VE GOT LOTS MORE GUYS FOR YOU.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
WE WANTED TO BRING OUT THE REAL ROBIN,
AND WE'VE EXCEEDED BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS.
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?
- HI, NICOLE. IT'S PATTI AND RACHEL.
- HEY, PATTI. HEY, RACHEL.
- HI.
- SO LISTEN, I REALLY WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT BRADLEY AND YOUR DATE.
- BRADLEY IS JUST A PAIN.
- OH. DID HE GIVE YOU A GIFT?
- HE DID GIVE ME--
HE MADE A DONATION TO A CHARITY,
WHICH I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH--
- OKAY, THAT IS NOT A GIFT.
THAT MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD.
IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU GETTING SOMETHING.
I KNEW BRADLEY WAS GONNA BLOW IT.
HE FAILED MY TEST BY NOT BUYING HER A PIECE OF JEWELRY.
THIS IS THE REASON YOU'RE SINGLE, DUDE.
GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING.
- SO, YOU KNOW, I JUST TALKED TO NICOLE,
AND SHE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON THE DATE,
BUT, LIKE, THE THING I ASKED YOU TO DO AT TIFFANY'S,
LIKE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO GET HER A NICE PIECE OF JEWELRY
ON THE FIRST DATE?
- I DID WHAT I THOUGHT WAS APPROPRIATE AND CLASSY.
- BUT THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SINGLE.
I'M TEACHING YOU THE ROPES OF WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
TO GET FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B."
OTHERWISE, WHY WOULD YOU PAY ME MONEY AND COME HERE?
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?
- YOU HAVE TO RUN YOUR LIFE AND YOUR BUSINESS,
AND I NEED TO RUN MY LIFE AND MY BUSINESS.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- FRANKLY, PATSY--
- MY NAME IS NOT [bleep] PATSY.
- I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU.
- WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
I WISH YOU THE BEST, AND I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
- OH, "WISH YOU THE BEST"?
I [bleep] DON'T WANT YOU AS A CLIENT.
THERE'S THE DOOR. AREN'T YOU JUST THE [bleep] GENTLEMAN?
LOSER! WHAT THE [bleep] WAS THAT?
HEY, I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. LET'S GO BACK TO WORK.
I TRIED TO HELP BRADLEY. - OH, WOW.
- HE DIDN'T LISTEN.
THIS IS THE REASON NOBODY WANTS TO DATE YOU.
I TOLD YOU SO, DUDE. I TOLD YOU SO.
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NEXT, ON THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER...
- OH, YEAH.
- ONE OF THEM IS FAMOUS.
- WHO? - YIGIT PURA.
- [gasps] TOP CHEF: DESSERTS?
- TOP CHEF: DESSERTS. - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE KIDDING.
HERE I GO.
OH, LOOK HOW HOT YOU LOOK.
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I WISH I HAD A *** FOR.
- WHAT DID CINDERELLA SAY WHEN SHE GOT TO THE BALL?
[gags]
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE *** POSITION?
- THE TRADITIONAL SANDWICH.
[laughter]
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