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F-12...
k, I'm recording, where'd you go?
Brrp-prr-prrrrr! Oh, there you are.
The *** hero comes out of his
fortress to lay siege on the innocent peoples of this terrible world!
Oh no!
All right, we ready for this? Ready.
Ponk!
Oh ho ho, he fell to his death. Poor stupid ***. He just fell to his death.
The other ones are not raging, David. They sure aren't!
Maybe they don't rage from arrows.
Oh my god, if that's true, that'd be hilarious.
You should just, you know -- Yeah the way to test this, I'll go out my front door.
Yeah, come on out.
Um, uh, I can see you.
See if any of them just...
Go batshit at me.
That one's walking towards me.
Does he have *** - he has *** in his eyes. *laughs*
Yep.
I got through the metal door in time!
Heh heh, stupid ***.
What did they drop, anything interesting?
It looked like just XP from where I was. Eh, zombie flesh, a couple gold nuggets, and XP.
That's all you got. Yeah, that's funny that he doesn't come at me, but he does hate me. He hates me from a distance.
Well, they can't get at you right now. I know, but I feel like they should start moving towards me.
Oh my god, so now you know, now it's just open season.
Ah, yeah. Pigmen.
They're the new...
...I dunno, charred meat.
Die, die pigmen! It only takes two arrows to kill you!
*pigman grunt*
They're making angry noises.
*pigman grunt*
Stupid *** don't even have bows!
They make all their weapons out of gold!
They'll never be able to take me! *laughs*
Oh my god, you're just going to take them all - oh god, there's so many of them!
You're never gonna take all these *** down.
Awww yeah! Pok pok! Ah, nope, missed ya that time.
I'm gonna keep looking around, seeing if --
Uhp, uhp, is that a - no, that's just an arrow stuck in the rock.
I'm having a hard time - there we go. So far I'm not seeing any weapon drops.
Oh there it is.
You might have to kill them in melee to get the special drops.
Yeah, that could be.
They're supposed to drop gold nuggets too, aren't they? Oh yeah, there's gold nuggets
all over the *** place.
*laughs* Ah, this is sick...
All right... They're sentient, they have weapons! What am I doing? Oh! I just saw two spawn!
Can't decrease the amount in the area, huh?
Doesn't surprise me.
Yeah, I'm not picking anything up, because I'm in...
I'm in god mode right now, so.
Straight down!
Plak.
*angry pigmen grunts*
*pigmen grunts*
Ah, there's that one, yeah.
That one just had it coming.
You got him.
I'm waiting for one to like try to jump onto my - yeah, like this one, let's see if he can try to jump it.
Nope. HA!
He tried! He *** tried!
Good on him!
All right, well...
I gotta tell you, this is not the exciting recording I was hoping for. *laughs*
I was just hoping to see you get destroyed, David.
Nah, not from my fortress.
Your safety fortress. Well, you got stripped down naked, I thought you were gonna go down and just
*** attack them.
Maybe that will be step two.
Heh. I'm gonna stop it. ...Alright.
Ah, there's a magma cube.
Oh god, I'm naked, this guy's gonna *** me.
YUP.
Oh Jesus Christ, he did indeed.
Here, I'll uh -- WHAT?
Baughberick was slain by magma cube, I spawned in the nether. Yeah, I have to fix that. Here, I'll uh...
Mother of god, where am I? No, I'll fix it for you. I'll just teleport you to me.
This little cave, I can't even - alright.
Now that they've killed me, I wonder if I can go collect my drops in peace? The pigmen didn't kill you.
Oh god, you're right.
But there's a pigman right next to your d - nope, he's coming to *** you. Good day.
Good day. Kill me.
Kill me then. Yes.
alright, warp me again, if you'd be so kind. Okay, let me get to a safe place,
'cause I'm *** flying.
Alright.
Take it sucker!
Excellent!
Poor dead ***. You are victorious.
Oh, why am I still in the frickin' -- (X-RAY PACK ZOMG)