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- NEXT ON PROPERTY ENVY...
A CRAFTSMAN MASTERPIECE IN BRANGELINA'S HOOD.
PLUS, A CONNECTICUT HOUSE
COOL ENOUGH FOR BOTH BLAKE LIVELY AND KEANU REEVES.
AND A TASTE FROM VENICE NOT FAR FROM THE PACIFIC OCEAN
IN A HOUSE THAT HAS OVER $3 MILLION IN ANTIQUES,
AS OUR EXPERT PANEL CRITIQUES AND PUTS A PRICE TAG
ON SOME OF THE MOST EXTREME, EXQUISITE,
AND EYE-POPPING HOMES ON THE PLANET.
ALL THIS AND MORE, NEXT ON PROPERTY ENVY.
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HELLO. I'M STEPHEN COLLINS,
AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE ONLY SHOW
THAT GETS REAL ABOUT LUXURY REAL ESTATE.
JOINING ME IS OUR PROPERTY-OBSESSED PANEL.
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NOW, LET'S DRIVE 13 MILES NORTH OF SAN DIEGO
TO AN UPSCALE COASTAL COMMUNITY
WHOSE RESIDENTS HAVE INCLUDED DR. SEUSS,
RAQUEL WELCH, AND MITT ROMNEY.
FIRST STOP, LA JOLLA, CALIFORNIA.
BUILT ON A DOUBLE LOT, LA FENICE SHARES ITS NAME
WITH THE WORLD-FAMOUS VENICE OPERA HOUSE.
THE ANTIQUE-FILLED 10,000-SQUARE-FOOT VILLA
BOASTS FIVE COURTYARDS AND AN OLD-WORLD DINING ROOM
CROWNED WITH SPARKLING CHANDELIERS.
IT'S LIGHTS OUT IN THE VERSACE-STYLED MOVIE THEATER.
THE KITCHEN HAS BLACK AND WHITE MARBLE FLOORING,
HAND-PAINTED ITALIAN TILES,
ARCHED STAINED-GLASS WINDOWS, AND MORE CRYSTAL LIGHTING.
THE MASTER SUITE OF THE SIX-BED, TEN-BATH ESTATE
IS BOTH SECULAR AND DIVINE,
WITH STATUARY AND A MASSIVE ANTIQUE CARVED BED.
THE BATHROOMS DRIP WITH MARBLE, MOSAICS, AND LEADED GLASS.
OUTSIDE, THE PALATIAL SPA AREA
FEATURES A GOLD MOSAIC-TILED POOL WITH A MARBLE BORDER.
LA FENICE-- PEDIGREED VENETIAN CHARM
BENEATH THE CALIFORNIA PALMS.
- I THINK THIS HOUSE IS ABSOLUTELY MAGICAL.
I LOVE IT.
I MEAN, BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT'S IN LA JOLLA--
AM I GETTING WHIPLASH FROM-- HE'S LIKE, "WHAT?"
- ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME HOUSE?
- MARY, JEFF-- - YES, WE ARE!
I THINK THIS HOUSE-- OKAY, SHH! TSS!
JUST HOLD ON.
SO THIS HOUSE-- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
- YOU WANT TO DO THIS. TSS-TSS. YOU WANT TO DO THIS.
- NO, HE'S DOING THIS. IT'S LIKE MACE.
SO THIS HOUSE--I LOVE IT. - IN YOUR OWN MOUTH?
- I THINK IT'S MAGICAL.
I FULLY EXPECT, LIKE, GIANNI VERSACE
TO COME BACK TO LIFE, BE LOUNGING ON THE--
YOU KNOW, THE SUN CHAIR.
- THAT'S KIND OF THE PROBLEM. BUT WHATEVER.
- OOH! MARY. - LET ME FINISH FIRST.
- OOH! - LET ME FINISH.
SO I THINK THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
I FEEL LIKE I'M COMING UP TO A HOTEL.
I WANT TO STAY THERE.
I THINK IT'S TASTEFULLY DONE.
I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT.
- [gasps] REALLY? - O.M.G.
- MARY HAS ALMOST GONE BLUE IN THE FACE.
SHE HASN'T TAKEN A BREATH. - OH, GOD, SHE'S NOT BREATHING.
- YEAH, NO, MARY, WAKE UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I'M LOOKING AT THE LIVING ROOM, AND I'M JUST WONDERING
WHAT PART OF THAT IS TASTEFULLY DONE.
- OH, RIGHT.
- AND BY THE WAY, THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE SOME PRETTY ANTIQUES.
I HAVE THE MARRIED TO THE MOB SCHMEAR
THAT HAS HAPPENED OVER THIS WHOLE HOUSE.
IT'S KIND OF A TRAVESTY.
SO I'M HAVING A LITTLE BIT
OF A DIFFERENT TAKE ON IT, I GUESS.
- IS THAT HER BACKDOOR WAY OF SAYING THAT I HAVE BAD TASTE?
- NO! I'M NOT. I JUST--I'M--
- I'M SAYING IT. - I'M NOT--
- I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. - YOU'RE CLAIMING THAT.
- JEFF'S NEVER BACKWARD IN COMING FORWARD.
- BUT HERE'S WHERE I WILL AGREE WITH YOU.
THE BONES OF WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO HERE
COULD BE A GOOD HOUSE.
EVERYTHING THEY'VE ATTACHED TO IT
IS KIND OF LIKE A LADY IN AN OUTFIT
THAT WORE TWO SETS OF EARRINGS
AND A SHINY DRESS AND THE SHINY SHOES
AND THE SHINY THIS AND THE SHINY THAT.
IT'S TOO MANY THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN APPLIED TO THE HOUSE.
I HATE THE KITCHEN,
BECAUSE, TO ME, IT LOOKS LIKE ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
IT'S SWEET, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M WAITING
FOR THE MARCH HARE TO COME OUT WITH A BIG FAT TEACUP,
AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE, LIKE,
A CATERPILLAR WITH A HOOKAH'S COMING DOWN.
I'M CONFUSED.
- MARY. - MARY NEEDS TO UP THE MEDS.
- RIGHT? - OH, MY GOD. WHOA.
- JEFF, I FEEL THAT THE ARCHITECTURE ITSELF,
IF YOU TAKE ALL THE GLITZ AWAY, IS ACTUALLY NOT BAD.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'D DO TO FLIP IT, PARE IT RIGHT BACK?
- OH, YES. I ACTUALLY--
I MEAN, WHAT MARY SAID, IT HAS NICE BONES THIS HOUSE.
- YEAH. - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PROPERTY.
IT'S IN A LA JOLLA,
WHICH IS A VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE ZIP CODE.
YOU'RE BEING PAID, IN ESSENCE, TO FIX IT,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ONCE YOU CLEAN THAT HOUSE UP,
IT IS NOW VERY VALUABLE.
- I DON'T MIND IT, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT JUST WORKS.
I JUST THINK-- - WELL, YOU COULD SELL IT.
- SAY YOU DROP THIS-- - SOMEONE--
- WAIT. LISTEN! - SOMEONE'S GONNA LIKE THIS.
I'M NOT SAYING SOMEONE ISN'T GONNA LIKE THIS.
- SO WHAT IF WE DROP THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF TUSCANY,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE-- - THEY WOULD DIE!
- THE ITALIANS WOULD ALL MOVE TO GREECE.
- THEY WOULD KILL YOU!
- I THINK IT WOULD BE-- I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT AS, YOU KNOW, LIKE, ALL HOITY-TOITY.
I WANT TO SIT OUT HERE, YOU KNOW,
HAVING A GLASS OF WINE, HAVING A GOOD CONVERSATION.
- LISTEN, THIS IS FIXABLE.
I JUST DISAGREE, BUT THAT'S THE FUN OF THIS, ISN'T IT?
- I MEAN, IF JEFF-- - OKAY, NOT REALLY.
- IF WE ROLLED UP IN MY MINIVAN
WITH ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS AND A GIRLS' WEEKEND,
WE WOULD HAVE A HEYDAY HERE, AND WE WOULD LOVE IT.
- RIGHT.
LET'S RECAP THE SPECS OF LA FENICE
IN LA JOLLA, CALIFORNIA--
10,000 SQUARE FEET ON JUST UNDER HALF AN ACRE,
FOUR BLOCKS FROM THE BEACH.
SIX BEDS AND TEN BATHS.
AND THE COMP, A HOUSE ONE-THIRD OF THE SIZE, NEXT DOOR,
IN FACT, RECENTLY SOLD FOR $2.675 MILLION.
THE HOUSE IS CURRENTLY ON THE MARKET.
PANEL, HOW MUCH? MARY.
- 12. - WHY? SIMPLY 'CAUSE IT'S HUGE.
- I FEEL LIKE IT'S HUGE, AND IT COULD REALLY BE GOOD.
AND I STARTED WITH THE COMPS, AND I JUST ADDED MORE.
[laughter] - JEFF.
- I THINK THE PROPERTY ACTUALLY COULD BE VERY VALUABLE.
I THINK IT HAS SOME VALUE AS IS.
8.958. - BRANDIE.
- I THINK IT'S LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
I'M GOING WITH $13 MILLION. - I BET SHE'S RIGHT.
- WELL, IT'S LISTING FOR $12.95 MILLION.
SO, BRANDIE MALAY, YOU WERE THE CLOSEST.
- I SWEAR I DIDN'T CHEAT. I SWEAR.
- YOU'RE NOT A GOOD ACTRESS, BY THE WAY.
- THEE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. - SHE PROTESTETH TOO MUCH.
- YES, SHE DOES. - NO! I--
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NOW, LET'S PLAY A GAME WE CALL "HIS, HERS AND OURS."
BEFORE KANYE WEST MET KIM KARDASHIAN,
HE LIVED ALONE IN THIS 4,200-SQUARE-FOOT HOUSE
IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS,
WHILE KIM SHARED THIS FIVE-BEDROOM BEVERLY HILLS HOME
WITH SHORT-TERM HUBBY, KRIS HUMPHRIES.
BUT WHICH OF THESE HOUSES DID THEY PURCHASE TOGETHER?
WAS IT THIS MASSIVE HANCOCK PARK HOUSE OR THIS BEL AIR VILLA?
BRANDIE.
- I DON'T USUALLY READ *** MAGAZINES,
BUT I THINK ONE MIGHT'VE COME ACROSS MY DESK,
AND I'M THINKING BEL AIR VILLA.
PLUS, THAT SEEMS MORE HER TASTE, ANYWAYS.
- OKAY. MARY.
- OH, GOSH, BUT I DON'T PICTURE HER LIVING IN HANCOCK PARK.
I'M GONNA GO BEL AIR VILLA. - JEFF.
- I DO READ *** MAGAZINES,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT ME,
SO I'M GONNA SAY THE BEL AIR VILLA.
- RIGHT. WELL, THE ANSWER IS, THE BEL AIR VILLA.
YOU'RE ALL CORRECT.
THEY PLUNKED DOWN A REPORTED $11 MILLION
FOR THIS 10,000-SQUARE-FOOT MANSION
WITH PLENTY OF ROOM FOR THE NEW BABY.
COMING UP...
PASS THE WINDEX FOR A CONNECTICUT WINDOW WONDERLAND.
AND LATER, A 100-YEAR-OLD HOME
NESTLED IN A HISTORIC HOLLYWOOD ENCLAVE.
ALL THIS AND MORE WHEN PROPERTY ENVY RETURNS.
[cheers and applause]
- WELCOME BACK TO PROPERTY ENVY.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "WHO GETS LEI'D THERE?"
WHICH MOGUL OWNS
THIS 141-SQUARE-MILE HAWAIIAN PARADISE?
IS IT *** PLAYBOY RICHARD BRANSON,
ORACLE CEO LARRY ELLISON,
OR THE SHARK OF SHARK TANK, MARK CUBAN?
PANEL, REVEAL YOUR ANSWERS.
OOH. BRANDIE, WHY RICHARD BRANSON?
- 'CAUSE HE'S JUST GOT OODLES OF MONEY,
AND THAT PLACE JUST LOOKS SUPER EXPENSIVE.
- SO DOES THIS GUY.
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THIS--
- SO DOES THE OTHER GUY. - YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
- THEY ALL HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
- THEY'VE ALL GOT A LOT OF MONEY.
- THEY'RE ALL BILLIONAIRES. - SO DO YOU, MARY.
- YEAH, I DO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
- IT'S FOR MARY.
- BUT I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN.
- WELL, IT BELONGS TO LARRY ELLISON.
THE TECH BILLIONAIRE SHELLED OUT OVER $500 MILLION
FOR THE ENTIRE HAWAIIAN ISLAND OF LANAI.
MARY AND JEFF, YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
LET'S HEAD TWO HOURS OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN
TO LAVISH LITCHFIELD COUNTY, CONNECTICUT,
WHOSE RESIDENTS HAVE INCLUDED DUSTIN HOFFMAN
AND SEX AND THE CITY AUTHOR CANDACE BUSHNELL.
OUR SECOND STOP-- ROXBURY, CONNECTICUT.
SITTING ON NINE ACRES BORDERED BY STONE WALLS,
THE FRONT OF THIS 3,300-SQUARE-FOOT HOME
HAS A CLASSICAL LOOK WITH WHITE-PAINTED BRICK,
BUT THE GLASS WALL BACK TAKES US INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.
THERE IS NOTHING STANDARD ABOUT THE FOYER,
WHICH IS A ROTUNDA WITH A GLASS-BRICK CEILING.
THE LIVING ROOM IS A 24-FOOT GLASS CUBE
WITH 65 WINDOWS FOR TAKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE VIEWS.
THE DINING AREA OVERLOOKS A CURVED GLASS WALL
THAT HAS AN ADDITIONAL 30 WINDOWS.
THE DINING ROOM TABLE IS BUILT INTO A POST
AND SUPPORTED WITH JUST ONE LEG.
UPSTAIRS, THE HOME HAS 3 BEDROOMS AND 4 1/2 BATHS,
INCLUDING A UNIQUE MASTER BATH
THAT FLOATS ABOVE THE DINING ROOM
IN A CLOUD-SHAPED ENCLOSURE.
IT'S A MODERN SURPRISE
IN A RURAL PARADISE.
- THIS IS SUCH AN IDYLLIC SETTING.
I MEAN, IT'S SO GORGEOUS IN CONNECTICUT,
AND IT'S LIKE THEY JUST DROPPED THIS HOUSE DOWN ONTO THE LAND.
IT LOOKS LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL PARK.
THERE'S NO CURB APPEAL.
I MEAN, A LITTLE BIT ON THE BACK SIDE,
BUT WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING--LIKE, IF I'M TAKING A CLIENT UP HERE,
I EXPECT TO SEE, LIKE, AN EMPLOYEE-OF-THE-MONTH SIGN.
THIS DOES NOT WORK FOR ME.
EVEN GOING INTO THE INTERIOR, THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOBBY.
- I MUST NOT BE FEELING WELL, 'CAUSE I DO AGREE WITH BRANDIE.
AM I WARM, MARY? - ARE YOU WARM?
- IS IT WARM IN HERE? IS HE SWEATING?
- LOOK--HONESTLY, IT REMINDS ME OF A PHARMACEUTICAL LAB.
AND I'VE BROKEN INTO A LOT OF THEM, SO I KNOW WHAT--
[laughter]
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE.
BUT I WONDER IF I WOULD LIKE THE HOUSE
WHEN I REDID IT ON THE INTERIOR.
ALL THE FINISHES ARE DATED.
THEY LOOK TO ME LIKE THEY WERE INSTALLED AT LEAST 20 YEARS AGO.
THIS SHOWER--I FEEL LIKE ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS ADD WALL-MOUNTED,
LIKE, SHAMPOO AND SOAP DISPENSERS,
AND I WOULD FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE SHOWER AT 24-HOUR FITNESS.
- WOW.
- HOWEVER, THE SETTING IS REALLY, REALLY NICE.
BUT IT'S JUST A VERY, VERY DATED HOME.
- I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT.
THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT I COULD TAKE ALL THE FINISHES
AND REDO THEM AND TURN THIS INTO A VERY CURATED INTERIOR
THAT WAS VERY MODERN AND WHICH PULLED DIFFERENT PIECES
FROM SOME DIFFERENT ERAS AND VERY CLEAN AND MUSEUM-LIKE.
I THINK YOU COULD ACTUALLY MAKE THIS VERY CHIC.
- I THINK IF I WAS TRYING TO SELL THIS HOUSE, FIRST OF ALL,
I WOULD HIRE MARY TO DO THE INTERIOR
BECAUSE SHE HAS A VISION FOR IT THAT I THINK MIGHT WORK,
AND THEN I'M CALLING THE MILLION DOLLAR LISTING GUYS
IN NEW YORK TO TELL THEIR CHEESY FRIENDS
AND JUST MAKE IT A REFERRAL,
BECAUSE I'M NOT TAKING THIS LISTING.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I DISAGREE SOMEWHAT.
YOU'RE GETTING EVERYONE THAT COMES FROM NEW YORK.
THERE'S LOTS OF SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE THAT ARE EDGY
AND SOHO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY APPRECIATE
SOMETHING THAT'S TOTALLY OUT OF PLACE,
SO THAT IS WHY I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD BE APPEALING TO SOMEBODY,
IF IT'S JUST ARTY AND EDGY,
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "AND I LIVE IN CONNECTICUT."
- BUT IT'S OKAY FOR BRANDIE TO SAY, LIKE,
"THIS ISN'T SOMETHING MY CLIENTS WOULD BUY."
- YEAH. - SURE.
- "THIS IS NOT WHO I WORK WITH." YOU KNOW, THAT'S FINE.
- THAT'S WHY I SAID I'D REFER IT OUT.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA FAULT YOU FOR THAT, NOT TODAY.
- MARY, CAN I PLAY--
- CAN YOU PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE? IS THAT A QUESTION?
- NO, CAN I PLAY A GAME WITH YOU THAT I ALWAYS LIKE TO PLAY?
- NO. I DON'T TRUST THESE GAMES.
- CAN I ASK YOU TO SUM THIS UP IN--
- OH, I HATE THIS GAME! - I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR WORDS.
- I HATE-- GOD, I HATE THIS GAME.
- FOUR WORDS? JUST GIVE HER LESS WORDS.
MAKE IT EASIER FOR HER. JUST DO TWO.
- HOW ABOUT ONE WORD?
- OKAY, JEFF, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. MARY...
- TWO WORDS, MARY. - CONCENTRATE. TWO WORDS.
- MODERN GALLERY. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT, MARY. - DID I WIN?
- YOU WON, MARY. - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH. - I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE SONG.
IT'S CALLED MODERN GALLERY.
♪ MODERN GALLERY ♪
[laughter]
- RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR THAT, MARY.
SO WE'LL RECAP THE SPECS FOR HEMLOCK
IN ROXBURY, CONNECTICUT.
3,300 SQUARE FEET ON 9 ACRES.
3 BEDS, 4 1/2 BATHS,
BUILT BY NOTED ARCHITECT ANTHONY AMES.
AND THE COMP--
SIMILAR-SIZE NEARBY HOMES WITHOUT THIS DESIGN PEDIGREE
SELL FOR BETWEEN $1 MILLION TO $2 1/2 MILLION.
THIS HOUSE IS CURRENTLY ON THE MARKET.
SO, PANEL, HOW MUCH? STARTING WITH YOU, JEFF.
- $3,625,000. - OKAY. BRANDIE?
- I'M ACTUALLY GOING HIGHER. I'M GONNA SAY 7.
- AND, MARY. - I'M GOING FOR 6.5.
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST KIND OF GUESSING.
I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. LOOKS LIKE A 6.5 HOUSE TO ME."
- THAT'S WHAT MODERN GALLERIES GO FOR.
- IT'S MARY MATH. - "THAT'S WHAT MODERN"--
- IT'S MARY MATH!
- OUR MODERN-GALLERY EXPERT, MARY MCDONALD.
IT IS LISTING FOR $4.4 MILLION,
WHICH MEANS, MR. LEWIS, YOU WERE CORRECT.
- YOU'RE REALLY ON A ROLLER. - I REALLY AM.
- YEAH, HE IS. HE'S KIND OF ON A ROLL.
- THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME.
- LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE.
[laughter]
- BONUS GAME. WHO LIVES IN HEMLOCK?
IS IT "A," A RETIRED HEDGE-FUND MANAGER,
"B," A SCULPTOR, OR "C," A CONTRACTOR?
BRANDIE. - SCULPTOR.
- WHY? - BECAUSE IT'S ABSTRACT.
- INTERESTING. MARY.
- I'M GONNA GO WITH RETIRED HEDGE-FUND MANAGER,
EVEN THOUGH THAT LOOKS OBVIOUS.
- NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING OBVIOUS, MARY.
- RIGHT? - AND, JEFF.
- IT IS OBVIOUS, BUT I'M GONNA GO FOR IT TOO--
RETIRED HEDGE-FUND MANAGER.
- THE ANSWER IS A CONTRACTOR WHO CLEARLY LIKES HIS WINDOWS.
SO NONE OF YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. - YOU WERE?
- YEAH. DAMN IT. - WHY DIDN'T YOU?
- CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL. - I DON'T KNOW.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU?
- I FOLLOWED YOU AGAIN, WHICH IS THE WRONG--
- I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT.
I'M NEVER RIGHT AT THIS GAME, RIGHT?
- YEP, YEP.
- COMING UP...
A CRAFTSMAN MASTERPIECE IN BRANGELINA'S HOOD,
WHEN PROPERTY ENVY CONTINUES.
[cheers and applause]
- IT'S TIME TO PLAY "A HOUSE DIVIDED."
THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOME OF RUSSELL BRAND AND KATY PERRY.
WHEN THESE CELEBRITY COUPLES DIVORCED, WHO KEPT THE HOUSE--
THE MISTER OR THE EX-MISSUS?
- I THINK RUSSELL GAVE IT-- LIKE, SAID,
"YOU HAVE IT, I'M MOVING ON," I THINK.
- MARY.
- IF IT'S THE HOUSE I THINK, IT'S KATY.
- WHY? YOU RECOGNIZE IT?
- THAT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR, RIGHT?
- I ACTUALLY REALLY DO KNOW KATY.
- DO YOU REALLY? [laughter]
- AND, JEFF. - I THINK IT'S KATY.
- WELL, THE ANSWER IS THE EX-MISSUS.
KATY PERRY KEPT THE HOUSE
AND LATER LISTED IT ON THE MARKET FOR $6.95 MILLION.
YOU WERE ALL CORRECT.
MUCH MORE PROPERTY ENVY WHEN WE RETURN.
- WELCOME BACK TO PROPERTY ENVY.
LET'S TOUR A 100-YEAR-OLD HOME
NESTLED IN A HISTORIC HOLLYWOOD ENCLAVE.
THIRD STOP-- LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.
AT 13,290 SQUARE FEET, THIS FORMER HUNTING LODGE
IS ONE OF THE LARGEST CRAFTSMAN RESIDENCES
IN THE U.S.
THE CURRENT OWNER RESTORED THE PROPERTY OVER 25 YEARS
AND STOPPED COUNTING THE COSTS AFTER $5 MILLION.
THE RENOVATED SPACE INCLUDES THIS 2,000-SQUARE-FOOT BALLROOM
AND ON THE MAIN LEVEL, A SILK DAMASK-LINED LIVING ROOM
WITH THE SECOND-LARGEST RESIDENTIAL PIPE ORGAN
IN THE COUNTRY.
THE ESTATE HAS SEVEN BEDROOMS, PLUS A UNIQUE SLEEPING PORCH
WITH FIVE PULL-DOWN MURPHY BEDS.
THE SEVEN BATHS IN THE HOME HAVE ORIGINAL TILE.
THE MASTER HAS A WALK-DOWN SUNKEN ROMAN SHOWER
AND A SITTING ROOM ADORNED WITH A MASSIVE SKYLIGHT.
THIS CLASSIC IS STILL SITTING PRETTY ATOP TINSELTOWN.
- I ACTUALLY ENJOY
THAT THIS PROPERTY IS SO CAREFULLY RESTORED.
AND I'M NOT A CRAFTSMAN PERSON AT ALL, SO I HAVE GREAT RESPECT
FOR THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE LEFT SO MANY THINGS AS THEY WERE.
- I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THE HOUSE.
I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE HOUSE.
I USED TO LIVE ON THAT STREET.
I THINK HE WAS TWO DOORS UP FROM ME.
- OF COURSE HE WAS.
- AND HE CLEARLY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
AND TIME AND EFFORT RESTORING THE HOUSE.
THE BATHROOMS, I'M VERY, VERY CONFLICTED,
BECAUSE I LOVE ALL THE ORIGINAL DETAIL,
AND I CAN APPRECIATE THE ORIGINAL TILE,
BUT PEOPLE WANT MODERN BATHROOMS.
- I ODDLY LIKE IT. - I LOVE THAT BATHROOM.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT, MYSELF.
- I LIKE IT. BUT WE'RE WEIRD PEOPLE.
- I KNOW. EXACTLY. - I MEAN--
- I WOULD WANT TO MAKE IT FEEL KIND OF YOUNGER AND FRESH
AND HIP AND CONTEMPORARY, 'CAUSE AGAIN,
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IN THE PAST,
WHO'S SPENDING MONEY ON THESE HOMES?
AND IT'S USUALLY MONEYED PEOPLE, 20s, 30s, 40s.
- I'M JUST WONDERING, LIKE,
SINCE JEFF KNOWS ALL THE CELEBRITIES
AND EVERYBODY OUT THERE-- THE YOUNG, HIP HOLLYWOOD--
- NOT AS MANY AS MARY, THOUGH,
'CAUSE SHE'LL NAME-DROP IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
- WHO WOULD YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO?
I MEAN, YOU LIVED THERE. ANGELINA AND BRAD--
DO THEY LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
- YES, AND YOU HEARD THAT FROM HIM!
- SEE, I WOULD PITCH, LIKE, OKAY, "HEY, COME MOVE IN THIS--"
- I JUST SAID THEY LIVED THERE. I JUST SAID THEY LIVED THERE.
I DIDN'T SAY IT LIKE YOU,
WHO SAYS, "I HAD DINNER WITH THEM LAST TUESDAY."
- I NEVER SAID THAT.
- I SAY THAT THEY ARE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
- THAT'S, LIKE, THE SPIN THAT I WOULD PUT ON IT,
YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M SELLING THIS HOUSE, IS LIKE,
"OH"--I MEAN, 'CAUSE PEOPLE KIND OF IN THE L.A. AREA,
I THINK, BUY INTO ALL OF THAT,
SAYING, "OH, ANGELINA AND BRAD"--
- ARE YOU INSULTING US? I'M JUST WONDERING.
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING THAT I'D BE--I'M SPINNING
THAT ANGELINA AND BRAD--I'M SPINNING
THAT ANGELINA AND BRAD LIVE HERE.
- NO, I'M AGREEING WITH BRANDIE. - YOU ARE?
- SO PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANT TO, LIKE, HAVE PLAYDATES.
- I KNOW IT'S SHOCKING.
- SHOULD WE TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS?
- IT'S SHOCKING. - PSS, PSS. I'M TALKING.
- I'M GOING TO AGREE WITH BRANDIE BECAUSE...
BECAUSE BRAD AND ANGELINA LIVE THERE,
THEY SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SECURITY,
WHICH WE ALL BENEFIT FROM.
IT'S LIKE I HAVE MY OWN SECURITY.
- I'M THINKING PLAYDATES.
I'M NOT THINKING, LIKE, SECURITY.
I'M THINKING, MY KID CAN GO PLAY WITH SHILOH--
- SHE'S STUCK IN THE VAN.
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE MINIVAN.
- "EVERYBODY IN."
- BRAD WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH HIS KIDS,
AND I ANSWERED THE DOOR,
AND IT WAS BRAD PITT DRESSED AS YO GABBA GABBA WITH THE KIDS.
I'M NOT KIDDING. - FANTASTIC.
- IT WAS THE MOST SURREAL MOMENT I'VE--LIKE, I COULD EVER RECALL.
- AND HOW'D THAT GO?
- I GAVE THEM THE CANDY, AND THEY WENT ON THEIR WAY.
THAT WAS IT. - PERFECT.
- RIGHT. LET'S RECAP THE SPECS ON ARTEMESIA,
ON A GATED STREET IN THE CELEBRITY-PACKED
LOS FELIZ OAKS SECTION OF LOS ANGELES,
OVER 13,000 SQUARE FEET, SEVEN BEDS, AND SEVEN BATHS.
AND THE COMP, A NEIGHBORING HOME 1/4 THE SIZE
RECENTLY SOLD FOR $3 MILLION.
THIS HOUSE IS CURRENTLY ON THE MARKET.
SO, PANEL, HOW MUCH? STARTING WITH YOU, MARY.
- 14.9. - RIGHT. BRANDIE.
- I'M GONNA BE IN THE SAME BALLPARK.
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SAY 12.5.
- AND, JEFF. - I KNOW THE HOUSE VERY WELL.
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE PRICING,
AND, ACTUALLY, I THINK IT EVEN STARTED OFF AT $15 MILLION.
BUT IT JUST GOT REDUCED, I THINK, TO 9.995.
- REALLY?
- WELL, IT'S LISTING FOR 9.995.
JEFF, YOU WERE NOT ONLY THE CLOSEST, BUT *** ON.
- I THINK WE SHOULD BUY IT.
- IT SEEMS LIKE A STEAL AT ALMOST $10 MILLION.
- RIGHT? IT'S FREE!
- WELL, IT MAY BE A STEAL, BUT ARE YOU JEALOUS OF JEFF
THAT HE WAS SO *** ON HIS FIGURE?
- 'CAUSE I KNOW JEFF'S CHEATING, SO...
- I'M NOT CHEATING. I USED TO--
- HE'S NOT CHEATING. HE LIVED THERE.
- I USED TO LIVE THERE. I MEAN, I'M NOT CHEATING.
- I KNOW. I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M JUST GIVING YOU A HARD TIME.
- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S THE CHEATER,
IF YOU WANT TO BREAK IT DOWN.
- SHE DOES CHEAT KIND OF. - YES.
- I DO NOT CHEAT! - YOU TOTALLY CHEAT.
- I DO NOT CHEAT.
- SHE HAS ACCESS TO THE MLS.
SHE GETS ONLINE THE NIGHT BEFORE,
AND SHE LOOKS UP ALL THE PRICES,
AND THEN SHE PRETENDS, LIKE, "OH!"
LIKE, SHE'LL LOOK AT SOMETHING,
AND IT'S $8 MILLION,
AND SHE'LL BE LIKE, "OH, 8.4."
- YEAH, YEAH. - YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME.
- I DO NOT!
- YOU TRY TO THROW US OFF THE SCENT.
- LIKE, I HAVE NEVER--
ONLY ONE TIME DID I LOOK. - OH, "ONLY ONE TIME."
- I SWEAR! I SWEAR! - YEAH, SEE? SHE CHEATED.
- THAT'S LIKE WHEN THEY ASK YOU
HOW MANY CIGARETTES YOU SMOKE IN A DAY,
AND YOU SAY 20, AND IT MEANS 40.
- I ONLY KILLED ONE PERSON. - I ONLY KILLED ONE PERSON.
I'M NOT A MURDERER. [laughter]
- WE'VE TOURED OVER $29 MILLION OF REAL ESTATE.
ONE LAST PERSONAL QUESTION--
IF YOU COULD, WHICH PROPERTY WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE IN--
LA FENICE IN LA JOLLA,
HEMLOCK IN CONNECTICUT, OR ARTEMESIA IN LOS ANGELES?
- ARTEMESIA, 'CAUSE IT'S VERY CLOSE TO MY--
I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO MOVE, AND IT'S VERY CLOSE.
- RIGHT. - I'D SAY ARTEMESIA.
I LOVE THAT IT'S PERFECTLY RESTORED.
- I'D SAY FENICE ME, BABY. I THINK IT'S COOL, AND--
- SHE CAN ROLL UP THERE WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE WEEKENDS.
- MOMS' NIGHT OUT, BABY. WHOO! WATCH OUT.
- THE SHOW IS COMING TO A CLOSE, BUT OUR CONVERSATION CONTINUES,
SO HEAD TO BRAVOTV.COM FOR AN EXCLUSIVE AFTER SHOW.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR PANEL, AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
AND REMEMBER, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOME.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON PROPERTY ENVY.
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