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Upside downy bats, And stripey cats, And monkeys too
Big cowpats, And keeper's hats, And things that whiff and phew
Birds that stand on spiky legs, While others bill and coo
Yes, there's an awful lot of sadness in the zoo
You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
You may see an Anaconda, a Giraffe and Kangaroo
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo.
While Dolphins leap, Sea-lions sleep, Gorillas stare at you
Camel rides, And Penguin slides, To catch a fish or two
Sly Vultures look you in the eye, And see you as a stew,
At feeding time they'd make a hearty meal of you
You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
You can go to Auchtermuchty, And to Drumnadrochit too
But you'll never find a Nessy in a zoo.
Creepy-crawly things, And yawning Kings, Stay out of view
Hippopotomi don't bat an Eye, They Wallow in the goo
While Cuddly Bears, Just hug in pairs, Hyenas laugh at you
And there is not a lot to laugh at in the zoo
You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
You may see an Anaconda, a Giraffe and Kangaroo
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo.
You can knock it, You can rock it, You can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo.
You can go to Auchtermuchty, And to Drumnadrochit too
But you'll never find a Nessy, No you'll never find a Nessy, No you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo