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Hello YouTube and welcome to Left 4 Tucker: Episode 2.
Today - 80 subscribers. Tomorrow - The world.
First of all, a big thankyou to everybody who watched the first episode and for all
those people out there who are really, really unfortunate and didn't see it, you can look
at it by clicking on the link in the top left corner of this video.
Last episode, I had a bit of a nasally voice. It sounded abit like this.
But thankfully, hayfever has moved onto better things, clearly, and he's left me alone this
week, so yay for mother nature.
So anyway, here we are. Left 4 Tucker: Episode 2. The show that takes Left 4 Dead and mocks
it in an attempt to gain popularity.
Now for everybody who watched Left 4 Tucker the first episode you'll know that I asked
you a question and thankfully I got quite afew replies.
I got 3 pages worth of comments and suggestions for the question and most of them were really
funny. Some of them were pretty vulgar, but you know sometimes a little bit of vulgar
is good, especially on this channel.
Anyway, you'll see there that I just threw some boomer bile over a witch and I've never
actually done that and it turned out quite well for me because because she thought well
do you know what I'm not interested and ran off and then a boomer exploded on her and
it all turned out nice.
Anyway, this brings us to the competition results from last episode. How exciting this
is. I know you're all sat there in your chairs shaking with overwhelming excitement.
Anyway, here we are then. In position number 3 we have EliteCream28 and he says: "I'd have
a smoker as a pet because it could hide in my closet and produce disgusting choking noises
that would make my parents think I'm terribly ill. I would therefore get a week off of school
and play Left 4 Dead 24/7.
In second place, we have got an entry by Sethward82 and he says, just simply, 'a charger, to pwn
my ex wife'.
I like that answer. I think a charger would be quite good in that situation so well done
to you for, in fact you probably need to see a Doctor, my friend.
This brings us onto the winning entry this week, which went to ThePielsLie. I think that's
how you pronounce it. Sorry if I've done that wrong.
He says: "A jockey, to dress it up in a bikini and let loose in the mens' shower rooms".
The reason I chose this answer is simply because I have a great imagination and I can actually
picture in my little head a Jockey moonwalking through the changing rooms with a shower cap
wrapped tightly around his veiny zombie head.
So well done for that answer, sir. You take the crown of the winner of episode 1.
So here we are then, back to the playthrough and I have obviously got a question for you
this episode and the question is as follows:
Picture the scene. A cheeky zombie runs into your house. You have time to grab 1 item to
defend yourself. What item do you grab and why?
I had some really funny feedback for the last episode so I'm looking forward to hearing
your answers for this one.
If you've got an idea for what you'd do then just leave your answer in a comment on this
video and I'll be sure to look at all of them.
Luckily for you, I have the brain of a small child so I'm easily pleased so you may want
to keep that in mind when you think of some responses.
As for me, I've got a fairly strong idea of how I'd deal with a cheeky zombie. I would
probably grab the nearest bra and throw it at the zombie in a way that the cups wrap
around the zombie's head covering his eyes.
That way I can either slip through his legs unnoticed or give him a cheeky punch and then
run off.
So there you go. Another thoroughly intellectual, side-splitting response from TuckerCommentates.
Anyway, we join the action now at a rather smoky set of stairs. Clearly the zombies population
don't have the sense to open a window when somebody lights a cigarette.
Also, a big thankyou to everybody that has been foolish enough to subscribe to my YouTube
channel. That's really good of you so thanks for doing that.
I've already reached 10,000 video views which is also more food for my ego so yum yum yum
thanks very much.
Honestly, though, this playthrough did take much longer than you may think. There are
some bits of the campaign that can be abit confusing at times.
It's nice to have less linear sections to the campaign but it does have a tendency to
get frustrating, kind of like a TuckerCommentates video.
Pause for laughter, and carry on commentating.
Obviously, I edited the final YouTube version but in a second you'll see a smoker that is
the most annoying Smoker I've ever come across.
OK, so I'm at the point in the campaign where I've got to cross two bridges. I manage the
first one quite easily. No problems there and I deal with the hunter there just about
to pounce on me.
I'm at the point in the campaign there where I've got to cross the second bridge which
is just at the top of this flight of stairs.
I'm coming outside of the building now and I've got to press E on this. This lowers the
bridge, this button.
And low and behold, I look to the left, and there is my friend, Mr Smoker, and boom, he
tongues me.
So I go back to where I was before and then low and behold, boom again, another Smoker
kills me. Clearly it was one of the Smoker's homies that heard about him dying and thought
you know what, I'll get revenge.
So third time lucky. I think I do manage to clear the bridge this time with no infected,
but by this point I was really quite annoyed and wanted to finish the campaign as quickly
as I could.
I'm using the Magnum here which is a useful weapon. It's good to remember to aim for the
torso and to take advantage of the one shot kill with this gun.
The only issue I have with the Magnum is that on higher difficulties, not that I ever brave
those because I just like easy, it isn't as effective, but on realism mode it's one of
the two guns that can kill the common infected with a single shot no matter where you hit
them.
So that's also quite a fun little fact to remember.
I also love the fact I've chosen not to edit out the coughing and spluttering. I think
that's what sets me apart from the more professional YouTube commentators.
So what was I saying? The Magnum is one of the guns that can kill the zombies with a
single shot on realism mode. The other one, of course, is the M60. That's the big, hench,
do-not-mess-with-me-because-I'll-break-your-legs machine gun.
Just then you may have seen the roof of this building I'm in suddenly fly off. I don't
know why that's going on but on one hand it leaves me completely exposed yet on the other
hand it ensures a nice cool breeze as I tip toe nervously around this Witch.
I eventually pluck up the courage to give her a nice trim with the chainsaw and it actually
proves to be quite a good idea.
As I was saying earlier, the M60. I'm pretty sure if Rambo were stuck in a city full of
zombies I can guarantee he would use the M60 as well.
The only problem is they're pretty hard to find, actually.
If you haven't played The Passing DLC you probably won't know what the M60 is. I've
got a full playthrough of The Passing hidden away in my uploaded video list so have a quick
peek if you don't know what I'm on about.
Sometimes I don't know what I'm on about either so you're not alone there.
It's a shame the chainsaw ran out of juice because I like using that and the fact that
its made a appearance in this playthrough led to alot of stained carpets and caved-in
zombie heads.
Of course, if you do choose to use the chainsaw, it can get abit violent.
If you're a sensitive viewer that doesn't really like gore that we've probably come
bit too far now. The damage is done.
You've probably got your arms crossed, teeth chattering, eyes darting around the room as
you begin your spiral into insanity, so sorry about that.
This woman seems to know what's good for her and trys to escape me by running through a
solid brick wall so top marks to her for giving that a go.
I know I wouldn't have done that.
Unfortunately, I discover here that the lift doesn't work and is out of bounds.
There's nothing more annoying than having to walk everywhere, is there? Especially in
a zombie apocalypse.
It's an almost tragic fact that I genuinely think that I could survive a zombie apocalypse
because of the games and the films I watch.
Over the years I've sort of learnt what I'd do if zombies attacked. I've sort of got it
all planned out in my head.
I don't know if any of you play Fallout, but I think if I ever won the lottery, the first
thing I'd do is build a replica of the Fallout vault and sort of just hide down there, really.
Obviously, I'd make sure there was an internet connection so I could play upload pathetic
YouTube videos.
To be fair though, the struggle to survive would probably mean less people would be surfing
YouTube. That would be the only downside.
Thankfully, we've reached the end of another Left 4 Tucker video. I'm sure you're all terribly
upset to be leaving.
Thanks to everybody who stuck around until the end. It wasn't worth it, was it, really?
Sorry about that. If you like my videos, subscribe. Tell me. It will keep me happy because I'm
easily pleased. Also leave your responses for the user question in the comments below.
I love you.
That was weird.