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>> Hello, Internet people.
My name's Ryan and today we are playing the most exciting game of all time.
Mega Man Legends.
Look at that game. Look at that title screen.
Push start button. Press start button. I'm- I'm... I'm press start button.
>> Here we go!
>> Here we go.
That's right.
>> Mega Man? >> Yes?
>> Mega Man! >> Yes, hello?
>> Mega Man!? Can you hear me? >> Yes, I can hear you.
>> The transmission isn't clear.
>> I got worried 'cause the transmission got cut off suddenly.
>> I'm OK.
I think this is the last door.
>> There was not a button there.
I don't know what you pushed to make that door open.
Maybe that's why it's not working very well.
>> Roll! It's still active! The reactor's still running!
>> Great! What about the refractor?
>> It's here! It's a big one too!
>> Alright! Now we can finally get some money! Be careful.
>> Oooh.
You found a silver rupee! That's worth a hundred rupees! Your face is beaming!
Uh oh.
Oh no. Oh no!
Aaah!
Those pushed me over slightly! Aah!
>> I'm OK Roll. Everything's alright here.
>> Don't count your chickens yet. I'm picking something up on my screen.
Looks like a Reaverbot! You better get out of there. Come on.
>> Right. If you see anything, let me know. Here we go!
>> Let's hustle and bustle.
>> Wait a second.
There should be a Reaverbot around there somewhere.
Can you see it?
It looks like a small one.
You should be able to take it down with your buster gun.
>> Sweet.
What excitement.
OW. OW.
Oh no!
I'm bad at video games.
I will not turn right there.
I have these guys and they're going to drop some diamonds for me.
Different coloured diamonds, I need those. They're important.
>> Can you see a door nearby?
>> You bet your bottom dollar I can.
It's behind me but I'm ignoring it for... shooting these guys.
Oh yes.
They didn't even drop anything. That was pointless. I'm not going through that door. We're going
to go...
We're going to have a gander.
>> Where are you going, Mega Man? That's not the right way.
I don't like the way that looks.
>> I don't like the way you look.
>> Maybe you'd better head back.
>> Maybe you'd better get the hair off your back?
This is all going according to plan. I'm good at words.
>> Careful, Mega Man. It looks like they've got you surrounded.
>> Uh oh! Little confused worm things!
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
>> Mega Man, are you alright?
>> And I'm going to tell you right now, a lot of horrible things have happened to me.
I'm Mega Man.
I'm blue and cyan.
The creation of Dr. Light or- Oh, nope.
>> Do you see a door? >> Nope, not doing that.
>> That should be the way out. >> Not doing that.
>> It's not far from your current position.
>> Yes, this is how to open a door.
How exciting.
>> Watch out! There's something right in front of you!
>> Oh no!
Oh.
Really?
***! I'm missing all of the diamonds. I need those!
Not 100% sure for what but I need them.
>> Hold it! Don't move!
Looks like it didn't see you.
It looked like a Reaverbot. We were lucky.
>> Aw man, it's not like I haven't had any problems... It's not, you know...
It's not as if I haven't fought like eight of those so far.
Quantum refractors are large crystals that provide energy for machines. They can also
be used as currency. If you're really lucky you might find an orange energy. Grab it to
recharge your life gauge? Well!
How exciting.
Enh.
I'm going to assume I can't go through there.
>> Mega Man! I'm picking up a Reaverbot!
>> Hoo!
When in doubt, shoot everything.
That only goes badly if you're James Bond.
Boxes.
OK.
You can attach buster parts. Go to a menu screen. Very exciting. Let's...
Let's put that on.
Equip you.
There we go.
Enh. Enh.
My guess is when I blew those things up... Yep, they blew up all the barriers.
>> Mega Man, I'm showing a large blip in front of you.
>> Not a blip.
>> It's probably a Reaverbot.
>> Sounds like a blip.
>> Be careful. Huh? Mega Man? Can you hear me?
I'm losing you. The transmission's breaking.
>> Uh oh. Oh no.
>> Roll? Are you alright? Can you hear me?
>> We've lost communications!
Time to just run headstrong into this door!
Oh, hello.
Hi.
How are you?
Jesus.
Jesus, you're big and evil. You're big and jerkfacey.
Look! Oh my god you have a boss meter!
Uh oh. Uh oh!
I only barely know the controls. This is not good. This is not good.
This is not... This is really not going according to plan at all.
Oh, that wasn't too bad actually.
I didn't even get hit.
I am the master of this domino room.
These dominoes are awful. They're not even even.
Uh.
Oh my god, he's a Nintendo product.
He will never die.
And the birds and the sun were at the top of the sky.
>> Look at that sky. That's a happy sight after being underground for so long.
>> You're talking to yourself, Mega Man. >> I wonder where Roll went.
No way.
>> Just shoot him some more.
Maybe he'll be like a GameCube and he dies a little easier than the Nintendo 64.
>> Back for more?
>> Shoot him. Shoot his little leg thingies and he won't be able to walk. He'll just roll
around like an egg.
I could really use that Roll person right about now.
She would be helpful.
>> Uh oh. >> Spaghettios.
>> See ya!
>> Hold on! We're talking off! >> Roger!
>> Hooray.
You know the day's always going good when you cheese off robits.
The airship and the sun were at the top of the sky.
Yup.
At the top of the sky.
Hey, Roll. Thanks for saving me from...
>> Anytime, Mega Man. >> ...certain death.
>> I'm sorry, Mega Man. I had some engine problems and...
>> It's OK, Roll. But I'm glad you showed up when you did.
>> Geez, Roll.
>> Alls well that ends well, right? >> Not impressed with your stuttering.
>> And we were able to find a refractor. We should be able to get by with that for a while.
If only the motherlode were as easy to find as this.
>> Don't worry. We'll find it someday. And your parents, too.
>> Thanks. I know we will.
>> Roll! The engine's overheating! The smoke's so thick I can barely see.
>> What? I guess the Flutter's in worse shape than I thought.
>> Roll! The number five feeder's going crazy! She can't take much more of this.
>> Oh, that number five feeder. >> Can you open up the number 11 valve again?
>> Got it! >> We better find some place to set down.
Mega Man! Check the map!
>> There's an island called Kattelox Island about 100 miles southwest.
>> Good! Check! >> That is how wheels work.
Oh my god. What excitement!
Oh! This intro is just filled with twists and turns!
And non moving things!
>> I can't do much more by myself down here. Can someone give me a hand?
>> Sorry, gramps but my hands are a little full right now!
>> Roll! I see it! Land ho!
>> Land ho!
>> Come on... hold together. Just a little bit more. Hold on! I'm taking her down.
>>> Right!
>> You know, Mega Man was doing *** all. He could have just went down there and helped
him. But instead he's just like, "Oh look, there's an island over there."
And Roll's like, "Thanks for the help, Mega Man. Even though I am also standing in front
of this giant window."
Look at that. Look at that old man. He looks like he's like 70. And now he's probably got
a bad back.
Geez.
You turned him into a hunchback.
>> This looks pretty bad.
I don't think it'll be safe to set foot in here for quite a while.
>> Probably not, gramps.
>> We've been pushing her so hard.
Haven't been taking good enough care of her.
>> Oh.
>> We'll just have to fix her up.
>> Looks like the repairs aren't going to be finished anytime soon. We'll be here for
a while I guess.
This island, what'd you call it, Mega Man? Kattelox?
Must have a town or a city somewhere.
Think you could go take a look around?
>> You would like for me to have a gander? I can do that.
What the *** are you?
Oh, that's the wrong button.
Hello.
You are a monkey wearing a
metal diaper.
Um.
Oh. Yes. Of course. We've been friends for years.
OK.
I can do that. Let's save.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is exciting.
Hard hitting video gaming here.
Look at that. It's checking that data.
Saving that data.
Yeah.
Cardon Forest.
Have we really been playing this for 15 minutes already? Well 13 minutes and 37 seconds. More
like 14 minutes very shortly. I think we're going to make that an episode, Internet people.
We crashed our ship, we *** an old guy's back, we... there's a monkey for some godawful
reason. Thanks for watching. Why am I playing Mega Man Legends? Oh my god.