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Alright, how's it going everyone? Marcelo here, and...
Wes!
...and we are going to do some uh... online racing.
That's right. We're gonna race people worldwide, and see how good we are!
Marc: Alright, pick your Mii. Wes: OK, that's me.
Alright so here we go. Uh, we were testing the connection earlier...
...uh, by facing some regional people. Oh my God, we got our *** handed to us!
Marc: He-- Wes: Well, Marcelo got-- Marc: I got my *** handed to me. Yeah, I got tenth, Wes got seventh, so...
That's surprising, huh? Seeing my track record with, um...
Wes: ...Mario Kart. Marc: We're gonna go worldwide.
But yeah we were doing regional and oh my God I got my *** handed to me so bad!
Wes: Yeah, so I'm gonna be the Koopa Troopa...
Wes: ...***! Marc: It was- it was pretty funny.
And I'll be in my Bullet Bike.
Wes: My badass Bullet Bike. Marc: Let's see-- oh God! OK, whoa. Ok we got one, two, three, four, five, six- we got about seven other people...
Marc: ...we're racing against. Wes: There's me.
Wes: Whoa! In Ecuador! Marc: Emi. Very Nice.
Gin Master.
Marc: Daniel. Wes: Alright. We're dealing with someone in France! That's cool. Marc: Dav.
And in Australia, that's cool!
Marc: So we got some competish here. Wes: Yeah.
Alright, let's see how good we do.
Marc: Oh OK, we have to wait for them to do their... Wes: (scatting)
we have to wait for them to do...
...their current match. So...
...they're just finishing up their race, and then we're gonna, like, spectate for a little bit, I think.
Wes: You know what's surprising? People still play this game. Marc: It's not surprising. It's a very awesome game. Wes: Oh ***! What the hell is that? Marc: This is them. Lookit, you can switch...
...between them.
So you can watch. These are all the people we're going up against.
Wes: Wait wait wait! There was, like, a metal/ zombie Bowser.
Wes: What was that about? Marc: That's- that's Dry Bowser. He's a skeleton.
Remember Dry Bones? This is Dry Bowser. Wes: Oh.
You can choose him?
Uh... yeah, but we haven't unlocked him yet on this Wii. Wes: Oh...
Wes: ...that'd be cool. I would want to play as that guy. Marc: Well we need to race-- we need to do more Mario Kart on this Wii. Cause on...
...my other Wii we already have everyone unlocked, and we almost have everything already finished and complete.
This Wii we haven't done much work on, uh, Mario Kart, so we don't have everyone unlocked. You...
...probably saw that earlier. Wes: OK, so there's gonna be eight people, so that'll be eight places, right? Marc: There's about nine- oh, OK...
...eight, well including us, that's about ten... Wes: Oh, there's nine players now. Marc: Oh, OK.
So other people are coming in now.
So they're doing their race, we're just, uh, watching them. But this is their- Wes: Looks like, um... yeah.
This is our competition right now.
Can't wait until we race! Marc: I know.
Are there...? How many Bowsers are on...? There's two Bowsers there. And there's a Mario. Wes: There's a Mario.
Marc: There's a Mario, two Bowsers-- Wes: Oh there's a bullet! There's a bullet! Marc: There's- there's a Mario, two Bowsers, a...
...Mii, and a Dry Bowser, so that's like...
...I dunno. Oh, Johnny fell. Wes: (imitating Johnny) Ahhhhhhh!
Let's see how Very Nice is doing. Is- is she doing "very nice?" Whoa! Did you see all those shells? Wes: Oh ***! Yeah!
Alright, I think we're gonna cut right here, because it's taking a while. We'll just, uh, show you...
...the race when it happens. (Mario Strikers Charged music plays)
B-ROB...
...is one of the other...
...people. OK, let's just go random.
I don't wanna vote.
Marc: We've got two Rainbow Roads-- Wes: Oh wow! Marc: Maple Treeway- no! I don't like that level.
Wes: Um, Mario Raceway.
Marc: I forgot what that level was. Wes: And Peach Gardens.
Let's see which one gets chosen!
Rainbow-- of course, it had to be Rainbow Road!
Wes: Of course, that's like the epic one ever. Marc: I know.
Every time I think of--
Every time I think of Mario Kart, I think of the Rainbow Road.
I don't have much of a problem with this one but it's pretty tricky.
I haven't played it in a while, so I might *** up real badly.
Wes: Oooh ***! I just went turbo. Marc: (chuckles)
Whoa!
Wes: Waa-hooo!
Marc: Alright, hopefully, we do good-- Wes: AHHH! I fell!
Hopefully I do good 'cause Wes already fell! Wes: Oh man, I was on fire.
OK, yeah, I'm last.
You're last? Wes: This is what...
...I was expecting right here.
Marc: This level is tricky.
So you always have to be expecting the unexpected.
What was with that bendy road? Marc: Oh...
...this level's completely bendy!
People keep stealing my items. I don't like that.
Wes: Aw, ***! Pushed me off! Marc: (chuckles)
I'm sorry... no, I'm not!
Marc: Yeah, whoever we're playing against: if you end up watching this we're sorry if we...
...call you names.
I'm sorry if Wes calls you names! I'm gonna try and...
...not do that as much as possible. Wes might actually let it slip once in a while.
Aw, ***! I have a... "Thunder-thund."
Wes: Arrrggh! I'm a bullet...
...***!!
Yeeeeea-haaah!
Marc: Ahhhhhh... I'm tiny!
Hi, Gin Master! (chuckles) Oh crap. Wes: Wait, what...
Wes: ...the hell did you say? Marc: Oh crap, oh crap. Gin Master! Wes: Oh.
Did he just fall?
He fell. Did, he try to, like, cheat?
Wes: Well, I passed Gin Master. Marc: Oh, I'm second!
Wes: Don't fall off the stage... don't fall off the stage... Marc: Who's ahead of me? Wes: Ow!
Who's ahead of me? I don't even know.
Oh, apparently I'm first now!
Wes: Ah, son of a ***!
Marc: Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, everyone's gonna be coming after me!
Oh, I didn't even get any boxes! Whoa!
Someone is right on my ***!
Oh, God...
Who is it? It's Very Nice!
She's doing a "very nice" job. Whoa!
Whoa!
WHOA! What was that?! Replay!
What was that?
Marc: Holy ***! Wes: Wait, was it some guy with a Star?
No! No no no...
I was trying to go over the ramp...
...and I went backwards. And now I fell off. So now I'm in fifth.
I was doing so good...
...but my reign...
...did not last. Wes: OH NO!
Awww dammit, I died.
Marc: We are falling off the stage like ***!
Hey, there you are. Wes!
Wes: Hey, don't make me start a Fall Counter! Marc: C'mon Wes, let's go!
Wes: Mario! Yes! Marc: C'mon!
Wes: Let's not be last! Marc: Ahhhhhhh!
Wes: Damn it, I'm last! Marc: (laughs)
Whoa, Bullet Bill.
It's "Yaha-ya."
Wes: Yes, I got it, Cloud. It's the final lap.
Marc: Haha, "I got it, Cloud."
"You don't need to remind me of these things!"
Wes: "I already know I suck!" Marc: Haha.
You're eighth? Well, you're not doing too bad. I mean...
...at least you're not waaay, waaaay behind.
Wes: Whoooooa!
Marc: Oh ***! Oh, I thought I was gonna make it.
Now I'm last.
I'm last now. You're ahead of me.
Wes: Damn, Marcelo! You're baffling me, man!
Marc: Dude, this is a tricky-*** level!
Wes: Aw, ***. How does this happen?
Marc: See, this ramp-- no no no no no no! It happened again!
It happened again! It happened again! It happened again!
There's two Bowsers, I just realized, but it happened again!
What the hell?
I don't like this ramp.
This ramp pisses me off. Wes: Yeah.
You have a Bullet Bill. You should use it.
***! There I go.
Wes: Wait, did you pass? Marc: (whistle)(splat noise)
Marc: No. Wes: Again, that's surprising me! Marc got last again! I'm ahead of you! Marc: It's not surprising!
Wes: That is surprising, man!
Marc: OK, hopefully we choose a less...
...intimidating...
...course.
Wes: That was exciting there! Marc: ***!
Wes: Marcelo! Wow man! Marc: OK... usually when I play online I can get first, but oh my God, I...
...haven't played in a long time so... Wes: And that...
not only that, I beat you! Marc: I'm not making up excuses either. I'm- I'm very serious. Like...
...I used to always get first.
Wes: If you've seen "Marc Plays," like, um, first video with me...
Marc: If you've seen the last Mario Kart videos, you know that when I'm doing...
...him and the computers I'm OK. Wes: Yeah, I'm-I'm...
terrible. Marc: But online, oh my God!
Wes: Oh, we're going with the Luigi Circuit. Marc: 'Cause all... everyone knows- everyone knows what they're doing. I mean the...
...computers are stupid. Wes: Maple Treeway.
Mario... OK.
We have a plethora... of courses to...
...choose from. Mario Circuit 3?
Wes: For the SNES! OK. Marc: Let's do this. I forgot what this course was.
Wes: I might know what it is.
Marc: Um, if it's the one I'm thinking of... OK yeah, it's this one.
Wes: I do not like this one. Mario kicked my *** with this one. Mari... frickin' Marcelo. Marc: (scatting) Wes: I keep on calling you Mario.
Wes: Maybe because you are THE Mario. Marc: Yeah, probably.
But then again, Mario should not be losing.
Marc: Let's see. I know, right?
Marc: Oh ***! Wes: Oh ***, there's like twelve people on this. Marc: ***! Wes: Aw, ***! Stop bumping me into the sand, man!
Oh damn! Gin Master has red shells, watch out. Wes: Aw ***, I hit the wall.
Marc: C'mon, you got this.
*** everythiiiing!
(scatting Star theme song) Oh ***!
Is Gin-- I- I have a feeling...
...I have a very strong feeling... oh, ***...
...that Gin Master's cheating.
I don't know why, and I'm sorry if you watch this, Gin Master, but...
I don't know, I feel like you're cheating.
'Cause you're getting, like, all these ***' ***...
...items...
...and, I don't know.
Maybe you aren't. Wes: Wow, that seems...
pretty... nice.
You're accusing someone of cheating.
Marc: Hey, I've come across cheaters and hackers, and oh boy, do they cheat!
I came across-- OK, me and my friend Javier one time, we were playing this--
Wes: Hey, Marcelo! Why'd you hit me, man? Marc: I didn't hit you.
Wes: Yeah you did! You were like-- I'm in eighth place, man. Marc: Well, first of all, I can't see where I was going...
...because the *** Blooper...
...squirted me.
OK, no, but back to my story: um, I came across-- I was playing with my friend Javier-- Wes: Aw, ***!
Marc: We were playing online...
...and-- oh, ***!
Wes: Son of a *** used a bullet bike! Marc: Hey, come here! I pass--
I bestow the power of--
hey, *** you!
What the ***? God damn it! OK, anyway... ahh!
Uh, so I was playing with my friend online...
...and we came across hella hackers! They were, like, growing all big...
...when they weren't even grabbing any boxes...
...and they were just, like, throwing a whole bunch of frickin', uh... Wes: Wait, what the hell?
Marc: ...stuff. God damn! Wes: I beat you again!!! Not only that, I got seventh! Again!!
Marc: These people suck!! Wes: Whoooooa!
Marc: These people suck! Wes: Like, OK...
Like, the one you didn't see, Marcelo got last, I got seventh!
The last two times Marcelo got last, I got seventh!! Marc: Dude! These people-- Wes: Holy crap, dude! Marc: They hit me... time after time...
...after time, after TIME! And it's...
...*** *** me off!
Wes: I get-- I keep on getting seventh! That's cool!
Marc: Jimbob.
And Courtney. Wes: I'm not *** losing!
Technically I'm not getting first or third, but I'm not last! Marc: Oh, I like GBA Bowser Castle.
Wes: Again, sorry.
Sorry, Marcelo. Marc: Shut up!
Wes: This is Marcelo's off day.
Marc: This-- it-- yeah...
...yeah, let's just go with that.
Wes: He's losing like ***.
Marc: Hopefully-- hopefully I get a comeback.
Unless it's *** Maple Treeway; I hate that level. Wes: (scatting)
Marc: And not Wario's Gold Mine, I don't like that level either.
Not right now, anyway, 'cause I lost on that one, last time. Off-camera.
We were testing...
...the regional uh... area. Wes: OK, we got the Moonview Highway. Marc: Moonview Highway's not that bad.
Wes: OK. Marc: I guess. Wes: Alright, well...
Aw man, that's so weird!
Marc: Hopefully, we do better. Well, I do better.
Wes: Hopefully I do awesomely.
Marc: This level has cars.
And I don't like those cars. They're mean cars.
Wes: (yelling at the obstacle cars) "Hey, watch where you're *** driving...
Wes: ...man!" Marc: Oh well no wonder why they're so hard; they're "One-Stars."
If they have a Star above their thing, they're, like, really good.
I'm not sure I have any Stars.
Wes: We don't need their one-star ***. Aw, ***! Marc: ***!
Wes: I got hit by a car!
Marc: I got hit by a... shell. Wes: Better call my insurance: All State.
Because we care. Marc: Sure. Wes: Aw, ***.
I'm, like, losing right now. Marc: I'm seventh.
Wes: And I'm eleventh! (gasps)
7-11!
Marc: Seven-- oh! Oh! Oh!
Wes: I'm sorry, I love 7-11. Marc: Alright.
Wes: It's *** delicious.
Especially with some--
Oh my God, I am fourth! Marc: Oh whoa whoa! Wes: Woow!
Marc: POW Block on everyone! Wes: ***' POW Block!
Marc: I hit a banana.
Whoa! Wes: (through gritted teeth) Damn it, I'm eleventh!
Marc: Flippy cars!
They're just going all over the place.
*** you!
Who the hell threw me off the edge?
Damn!
Wes: *** car! I didn't even hit it. Marc: Someone's been eating their Wheaties today.
Someone is eating their Wheaties.
They just...
...bucked me off the stage like nothing.
Wes: Nooo, I'm small!
Marc: Yeah, that was me.
Wes: ***! Marc: Ha ha ha!
Nobody...
...escapes my wrath...
Marc: ...except those who escaped my wrath. Wes: (yelling) I'm *** flat...
...man! Oh! Ah, son of...
Wes: ...a ***! Marc: Whoever's in first is gonna get a hell of a...
...awakening.
Is that Gin Master?
Oh whoa whoa.
Wes: Come on...
Marc: *** everythiiiiing!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Wes: Wow, I'm like-- the ***? I'm eleventh?
Marc: *** everythiiiiing! Holy crap!
Wes: OK, I don't think-- Marc: Gin Master! Get back here! Wes: ***! I think I'm...
dying.
Marc: You're dying? Wes: Yeah.
Marc: I think you mean you're losing.
Wes: Yeah, I jinxed it.
Marc: Yeah, see what happen when you jinx?
***! Ah, no! My mushroom, I lost it!
Damn, Very Nice just went hella high in the air!
Damn, this is chaotic as hell! Wes: Ah! Damn, I hate...
...this road.
Marc: Whoa, slipstream!
I did not do as bad as I thought I was!
Wes: Damn it, I lost. Marc: I bet- wait. What place did I get? Wes: I'm like the only one that-- Marc: Oooh, I got sixth!
I got sixth!
Wes: ***!
Marc: Finally I get a good place! I got sixth!
Wes: Damn it!
Marc: Alright let's try to see if we get some new people. Wes: Hey, but think about this...
Wes: ...7-11!
Marc: (chuckling) 7-11...
Wes: I want a ***' Slurpee. Marc: Let's see if we can get some new people.
Alright, I'm gonna be, uh... someone else. I'm gonna be Luigi. Wes: I'm gonna be...
..."Ross"-alina.
Marc: Rosalina! Wes: Or... I don't care.
Marc: Rose! Like a- like a rose.
Wes: You know what? I'm gonna give her a badass car.
Wes: Look at my "cholo" car. Marc: (chuckling) Cholo car? Heh. Chola.
Wes: (imitating Rosalina) "Hey!"
Marc: Hey, hey! Choose your thing.
Wes: (still imitating Rosalina) "Hey what's up, ***?" Marc: Oh, finally! Not... OK.
Marc: Seven people. Wes: (beatboxing) Hello, Alixe!
Marc: Tim. Wes: Tim.
Marc: Diego. Wes: Diego!
Wes: Teby! Marc: Teby?
Both: Kapen. Wes: (chuckles) Marc: Sure.
Marc: I think that's how we say your name. If you watch this and you're like, "It's not that!"...
...then sorry.
Wes: Sorry, that's just how we're gonna pronounce it. Marc: Yeah, the way we pronounce your guys' names, I'm sorry.
If, like, you know...
...we say them wrong.
OK, let's see what we're up against. We got Toad. Aw crap. Wes: Aw ***. Marc: We got DK. Wes: How 'bout we don't do the...
...mushroom place, because that'd be horrible. Marc: We got a Mario here. Wes: (scatting) Marc: (in a Mario voice) It's-a...
...Diego!
He's-a Mario!
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