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Vamos!
They said I could play
You have to download again
No
Vamos! You're the only one coming
No
Always on and never let me play
We'll let you play
It's a promise
Vamos!
Around here, they promised
No
Promised
The first 50 times he was funny
then was sad.
It is not fair, it's my turn.
It is funny again
Francis dad back to school tomorrow
Can we not see what he wants?
This is educational
Is a celebration of human spirit
Shows a way to keep
though we are defeated.
No, do not use the rocket skates.
Hal, are you coming to my room?
Yes, if a second is
Hal!
Okay, who did what?
You did, I have two weeks late
What?
No!
If
No, no, you can be, can not be
We have been careful.
How do you let that happen?
Which as I leave
this happen?
You're kidding right?
Just say, you are the woman.
What's that supposed to mean?
You know I'm not reliable in those things
You're the keeper
That's the dumbest thing you've said in your life.
Not even close!
How much are you making me a soda, Dewey?
Mom and dad are fighting
Really?
Do not be afraid boy, everything will be fine.
Believe me
Do you know that distract you from that?
Prepare a sandwich
Sorry, this is just disgusting.
It is disgusting to me too.
Can not be pregnant
We are not ready for this
And when we were ready for this, Hal?
Okay, go ahead
The holy bond of marriage is a sacred act
Maybe we should take to hospital
No
I will not give birth to our baby out of wedlock.
Do not understand why suddenly
you're so obsessed with this
A week ago the certificate
marriage was just a paper
Change of opinion
Yes, and made me the happiest man in the world.
Welcome home, Francis.
This place is beautiful!
Oh thanks I can not accept all the credit
the decorator did it but .
.
here it is.
Save the change.
A second
a second
Oh almost forgot with so much emotion.
Here are a cigar is Cuban
Thanks
Nothing
Hal have a baby
Yes, we do.
Baby
Baby, baby
It's beautiful, we are lucky is not hal?
Yes, luck
Do you think we'll be good parents?
You're kidding, the best
Do you think that will change our relationship?
"Our what .
.
?
No, no!
Because now we get along
And everybody says that a baby changes everything
I have to feed
Why?
We have to watch their weight
Hal, the nurse said that
fed every four hours.
Yeah, well, you saw the appearance
the nurse.
Hal .
.
where's the baby?
I do not know how to say exactly but
I think the baby is
In the closet.
Yes!
Here it is!
Perfectly safe.
"Baby got involved in the closet?
So what? You left the milk on the shelf.
Come, my love.
I never turn away from me again
Hey Mom's OK if I take .
.
Get out!
You had to blame for using
pants that are broken knee
Hal Oh, if you throw everything you would walk soaked exita
with a napkin and a baseball cap.
Basta!
What you want from me?
I'm just a human
Oh please hal as you enter the room you become more beast than man.
Well, then all my fault
Yes, great here comes the rain!
Mosquito stupid
What happens to Mom and Dad?
Oh, just wait .
.
in an hour
will be kissing
It's unpleasant
Mosquito stupid
Stupid!
Oh, God give me a break Reese!
Ready Francis is fast asleep
Empty the dishwasher
and loaded the dishwasher.
I had no time to remove the pudding
Your hair dryer, maybe tomorrow.
Adios
What time you're at home?
I do not know .
.
5 6 9
Did you say 9?
Honey I can not cancel another engagement
I have to go eat, I have to catch up.
Hal this is ridiculous,
work 14 hour shifts.
This baby hits kills me from within
And Francis is out of control
Something has to change
This also will talk with my boss.
Yeah, I said before.
Yes, and then it I fell from the sky and
was not a good time, now is better.
Okay?
I love you
Martin have been leading sales is
Company 5 years in a row.
No one has succeeded in overcoming
Just do my hours cut
a bit just to help around the house.
You understand, you have kids.
Absolutely, hal
Do not worry, I'll find the way
to which I work.
Hi hal!
Hi Bil
Hal supplies .
.
!
What?
I trained in that subject
I gave half my agenda
And do you know why I said this morning?
Need more cargo
and not even need my burden
God!
"Another contraction?
No, kicking me between contractions
"What happens to this child?!
Are you having fun go?
Okay, let's take a look at the oven.
God! How much will I need?
Because I swear I'll kick the kidneys
There are 2 centimeters dilated
I would say 4 to 5 hours at least.
No!
Heaven, the doctor said .
.
NO!
Going to leave now, I'm sick of this.
Going out now sir.
What are you doing?
Not the time to push
Only going to prolong your labor
Great, it became a challenge.
Lady's only going to run out
And when it's time to bid
really be exhausted.
Look can I just say
force all you want.
But it will not a.
.
.
Oh god, nurse
Going great, going great
Do not forget to breathe
Do you think we're ready
for a second child?
We have twice as many children and half the money
What will happen to us?
Well, well find a way
You know, we love.
We will adjust and
mucho.
Children alone are
Yes!
And here it comes AH!
By god, I kicked the nose
While Esters
Pregnancy test
What took you so long?
Wanted to go to the supermarket
where you work.
Were the other side of town
Yes, if you want to give you the path
Do you want details too?
Open up!
Busy!
Garden!
Lost your head?
Come and let you choose the tree.
Mom and Dad are getting divorced?
What are you talking about?
Is that they are very angry
Do not worry everything will be fine
How do you know?
Look, I'm also scared but
have a way to solve everything!
How?
I do not know, just do it.
But how?
How can I tell you so you understand?
Shut up!
Reese wants to bear!
This is smaller than the department
Remind me not to let
What choice had Lois?
If it is smaller
and cheap.
The department was not
to educate children
There was no more than museums, clubs
nightclubs and expensive restaurants.
At least we have a garden to play right?
Ya want to get my hands dirty with this garden.
Children, children's enough to play!
It's time for Reese lesson
What we see today son?
Russian literature or we will soak
circulatory system
If the circulatory system!
If great.
Ignores the pregnant woman
The Da vinci monalisa was
Marconi invented the radio
Darwin says that we came from apes
But not literally
Hal want to stop!
Lois have to do this 35 minutes
Reese just sits there.
Lois is a thinker.
It's a thinker
relentlessly focused
Absorbs information
Studies show that developing minds absorb information at a tremendous rate
Hal is 2 years old, tells you your
do not know who want to help but is not Reese.
God I hit the trigeminal nerve
We were studying the nervous system
all morning
Oh Hal Want to come back to reality
and help me unpack?
Lois did you have crossed his mind what would be nice to support what I'm doing here?
You know why that's a good question
Do you know what you're doing here?
Because I tell you what you're doing
And that's help.
I know that .
.
I should go for a walk
before deciding something I'll regret
Phone adios!
Or not Honey
Honey is good.
Mom and Dad
just had a bad time
The last months
But do not Preo OUCH!
No, not now!
Hal!
We'll give a little back and
Dad eventually find out where we are
And we'll be together in the hospital
I do not need to go to hospital
No heaven for me
You want me inject lying
No, that was the last time and I apologized
Now get in the car!
Mom is lying!
Francis opened the door
Open the door right now
You're lying and you run out
Francis please mommy has to go to hospital
Say you're sorry
Open the door!
Say that you popo
I will not say I'm popo
Open that door!
I'm having a baby!
Congratulations
What happens?
His wife gave birth in the garden
Congratulations, I guess.
Oh god!
Mira
Lois is a .
.
A baby
Want my straw?
Hal leave me alone.
Need Help?
Hal leave me alone.
Take this
You could not buy a minute's takes 5
Do not use that tone with me
Sorry is the only tone that I have
Is my tone of panic for the future
We do not have enough money
Have you ever considered that?
Hey enjoy both urinating in the
garden that I have not thought of anything
Another good response that does not help much
What did not help much?
Let me say something Hal
why not take that test and you take in the
Reese please just sit 5 minutes
I beg you.
Play with this.
Malcolm please raise your things
Why a 4 year old child
plays with a microscope?
I see that we still have moved the microwave
As you've specified multiple times
this is the only outlet in the kitchen works
Maybe we desenvolsar for
a luxurious extension cable
Extension cords, but we are busy
by the enormous heat in the room
Because someone gives you cold
Maybe you want to share a bed
with someone who is not cold
Hi Lois
Now what did this time?
Fly will ride as a street sweeper
Enter here
Francis .
.
His citation his day in court
is 12 and knows the routine well .
.
Official Thanks
Are you caught in a street sweeper?
What were you thinking?
I could go faster.
Go to your room
Are you already happy?
Me?
Now this is my fault?
Whenever you tell the stories
in your wild youth
These were cautionary tales
The cautionary tales
not end with "was grandiose"
Mom I think my game
chemistry is broken
Malcolm In a second
I ask a favor Lois
Make me a list of childhood memories
to know what I can and I can not tell my children
God .
.
Hal Take it that will not work
to the emergency room
We do not need an emergency room
Hal's going to undir more in your mouth
and you are going to suffocation
For once you can stop me
I'm wrong
And you want to stop telling me to do
But .
.
Try to make invisible ink
but I think manufactured gas
God, everyone outside
Corran children
Is everyone okay?
Yes, we are well
Let's wait for the house
Rain!
Oh yeah cool, let's hear it has
to be my fault somehow
Go ahead, say it
Say we
I am the cause of all evil in the universe
Everything I touch turn it into manure
And now I bring you rain!
I know you feel better when
Lois kicks him in, say it!
I'll have the baby
Well, that's good .
.
Because the car keys
are inside the house
So I can suffocate
in if I find them
Or you can have another
baby here in the garden
So do you think maybe the flowers bloom!
We can not do this!
We will not have a baby if we continue like this .
.
We have to think of a
way to solve this
I'll have to find another job y.
.
.
No! We have to think
on how to work it out
I'm not talking now because
always have bad times
We have to think about how out of this
killing unfinished
Well I'm open to suggestions
Under this is what we do.
Vas say 3, not 5, not 7
I want to know 7
things that you love me
"7?
And I have to believe it all
you must tell me now.
"7?
Please Hal, just do it
Well, well
I love your neck smells like morning
Okay, this is a
And I love all your toes
People look different
What?
I love that you are an honest and fearless and
I get sick when you treat me like a baby.
The latter account for two
I only have three more.
I can tell you that I have always adored this
Wrinkle your forehead when you worry
I love how you spend cutting edge of your pan
comiendotelos even end up anyway .
.
I love your loyalty
And your tenderness
And you're still sinking
stomach when I enter the room
And I love when they rejected me
when you knew I loved you
I love that you've married me yet
after meeting my parents
And I love you more than anything in my life
More than an argument with Dad
Or a new album Van Hellen
Or an old album, all the same
O solo discs
Hal!
I love that about my life is complete
to share it with you
And I love that you send the kids to their room
just to have some time alone
And I just I love you
It is my sandwich!
You know I would not change any of them
They are our children
nobody else can say that
Our boys
Negative!
Do not worry about anything
Although it would have been nice
You say we are 5 against
and we still dominate
Boys! Go to your room!