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Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Luca! Happy birthday to you!
What's the matter?
I'm fifty!
It’s been happening a lot in the past few days
I’ve been running around like a rat in a maze.
Just like a big rat!
Every night I wake up and I need to pee
The air around me smells bad and I know that it’s me
The air around him it’s smelling bad
And now he’s feeling sad!
The doctor said I’ve hit fifty, my time has come
He tells me I’ll just feel some pressure… does he think I am dumb?
That’s what he’s thinking!
I see the lube on his glove and I clench my ***
If that’s what getting old means, well then I think I’ll pass!
There must be something, other than this
Life’s so much more than problems with ***
There must be something other than this
Yeah, there must be something more!
This is the Prostate song. It’s not too short, it’s not too long
Hey man, the Prostate song is always right, is never wrong
Hey man, the prostate song, is always good, is always strong
This is the prostate song… you know it’s been beside you all along.
There must be something more on this planet earth
Did I mess up so bad, or was I doomed from birth?
There must be something!
I am more than a gland you can probe and poke
Life should be giving me more than this stupid-*** joke!
There must be something, other than this
Life’s so much more than just hit or miss
This joke is not fair, we’re taking a stand
Yes, he’s more than just a gland!
This is the Prostate song. It’s not too short, it’s not too long
Hey man, the Prostate song is always right, is never wrong
Hey man, the prostate song, is always good, is always strong
This is the prostate song… you know it’s been beside you all along.
This is the Prostate song. It’s not too short, it’s not too long
Hey man, the Prostate song is always right, is never wrong
Hey man, the prostate song, is always good, is always strong
This is the prostate song… you know it’s been beside you all along.
This is no end… it’s the beginning!
The wheel of life cannot stop spinning.
Just don’t… touch my ***!