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Hello
My name is Alice
I'm 22 years old
and I'm looking for a date
So
what would my ideal date be?
I'd love to go for a run
because I love exercising
Yes, I may not be
the skinniest of girls
I'm just too short for my weight
which is why I believe
in maximizing exercise
in every aspect of my life
while reading a book
while waiting for my bus
and while waiting for the toilet
I love extreme sports
My favorite is the straightest of them all
Planking
You may think that planking is easy
but, hey, this exercise really takes your body
to a whole new level
It transforms your thighs
your ***
and the world
Besides exercising, I pay close attention
to what I eat
I recently became vegetarian
and I believe in taking it a step further
I call my approach
Flexitarian
Flexible Vegetarian
You don't have to bend it like David Beckham
dunk it like Michael Jordan
or pump it like Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'd like to meet a man
who knows how to have fun
and loves exercising as much as I do
Then we can give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money
So
would you go on a date with me?