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Thank you for the jacket. And thank you for taking me to Cracker Barrel. What a special
night. I just don't think that we're really compatible. Is this cobra venom? I've never
done it with anyone before. Bunk, what is this? I had nothing to do with your hip dysplasia.
Who are you? Are you a bodyguard? Frank Toller. You son of a ***, I haven't seen you since
Panama. Majors. Bunk, listen, I realize you can't help the begging. It's in your nature.
I get it. What I'm saying is I don't apprech' the guilt you lay on me about it. You know,
it's not gonna get you what you want. Hey, Bunk. I need some girl advice. Clementine
and I are… Ugh! Looks like even lunch time is bogie time. Bogie time? Time for bogies,
Dr. Watson. Are you Bunk's bodyguard? Ugh! I guard more than the body -- I guard the
mind, the soul, and the legacy. Ugh! It's not what you think. It's safe, 500 megadorf
compound. Cobra venom. Naganaga? Shamasgloc. Subcontinent? The former Zalon. Lapsang souchong.
Leaf reader. Rod Laver? MP. ATM? YMCA. Eight ball, corner pocket? Fast Eddie Felson. The
roof is on fire. We don't need no water. Let the mother f***** burn! Dark lady. Car trouble,
buddy? Uh, yeah. Yeah, I thought it was the battery, but the lights kind of flicker on,
so maybe it's the electrical? Yeah, the electrical can falter when the battery gets low on these
hippie rides. We'll give it a jump. But that's just gonna boost it. You're gonna have to
keep it running for a while. Yeah, that's great -- that's no problem. Let's do it. Well,
let's charge her up then, right? Let's do it. You work on the show, right? Yeah, yeah,
just… Show business! Yeah, yeah, I've seen that s***. Baby, I love it. I think it's f******
great. Oh, man, thanks for saying so. I'm Mike. Schneids, I clean the place up after
hours. Yeah! Whew! Yeah. You know, I used to be a drummer back in the day. But you know
what, I'm not a real performer, you know? World needs ditch diggers too, right? I don't
think you're stupid. I like your style, bro! Straight shooter! S***, I wish the world had
more straight shooters. There'd be less conflict, my two-bits! Now start her up! Schneids, thank
you, man. That's fantastic. I really appreciate it. I'll buy you a beer sometime. What about
now? Well, I gotta check in with my apartment over there… I gotta new toaster. Roadies!
Who says they're only for the road! Nobody! Cheers. Mas? No, I'm good -- I'm okay right
now, yeah. I bet you can't finish that in 5 seconds. You know what, I probably could,
but I'm not going to, but… Do it you f***** redhead ******, pretend it's combat -- 5,
4, 3, 2, 1! Now whiskey! Do it, f***** red, do it! Yeah! Do it, do it, ***! Yeah, yeah!
Do it, ***! Come on, broad! Chug it! Nobody! F****** red! Do it! Do it! Nobody! Body! Body!
Body! Body! Nobody! Yeah! What the hell just happened here? You got a buzz on with the
cleaner is what happened. I like this dude. Maybe I just like that he likes the show?
Ah, who gives a f***? One things for sure, Schneids here split from the whole f******
program. He dropped right off the grid, man. How did that happen? Safari? Safari? Safari
is right, man. That dude is presently trippin' balls. What are these guys doing in my bedroom?
Get out of here, eh! I like my privacy. Hm, they're not leaving. Wait, I know this guy.
That's Regis Philbin. She doesn't look like Kelly at all. Ah, f*** it -- ask me anything
you like, guys. It's your show. Hold on a minute. Is this some sort of frame up job?
Are you guys with the animal rights? ****, total stealth affects me.