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My friend...
he bring me to
Singapore.
to the, eh... hawker centre.
and, he wanted to drink coffee.
so we two
decided to have the coffee.
He was a Singaporean.
But strangely - I do not know why
he tell ME to make the order.
I said:
"R u crazy, or what?"
I cannot do this!
I mean, look at...look at the guys...!
The way they speak the -coffee- is like:
KOH-PEE
Koh-Pee-Oh!
and -Tea- is like:
THAAYY
Thaay-Ppenggh!
so, I thought this was...
a little strange for me
- for my tongue -
to TURN for the...
Ko-Pee-Ohh
and for the ThAAYY
Thaayy Peng?!
so i said:
"R u retard?"
"I cannot do this!"
he said:
"Do it, STUPID."
i said OKAY!
and I went to the guy
I said:
"Give it, you know"
he said: SUMO?!
So,
I said: "No, no"
"Not Sumo. Give me - Coffee."
"Koh-Peeh ah?"
Woah, Okayy!
KOH-PEE!
But - NO MILK!
"Koh-Pee-OHH!"
YESS!
Koh-Peeyow!
and, we got
TWO Kow-Peeyoww!
And I give it to my friend
but the guy - the hawker - called me back
and there was another, womans
who tell me
"hey, this is the most stylish order for a Koh-Pee-O that we ever got"
I was SO Happy
when I go back,
to my Home Country,
I'd relate this experience
of the Koh-pee-yeoww
ALL THE TIME!
It's funny Shhh...fff...Stuff