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As we go to our next game Siri MD. Siri MD.
A recent study showed that A.I. assistants
like Siri and Microsoft's Cortana really suck
when it comes to answering serious medical questions.
Uh, although, it should probably be no surprise
that you shouldn't trust your health to the same program
you use to find nearby mozzarella sticks
and anime ***. So, comedians, what are some other questions
you should not trust to the little person inside your phone?
In 60 seconds. And begin. Rhea.
Siri, why does Neil deGrasse Tyson want to take the joy
-out of everything? -Points.
-Cameron. -Siri,
what's the best way to sync my wife's period to my period?
Points.
Aren't you just supposed to, like, blow your own hormones
into her face or something? Like... (blowing)
No. No, Chris. Not into her face.
-Jenny. -Siri, how do I get One Direction
-to give me a hand job? Yeah. -All right, points.
-Cameron. -Siri,
what should I do with this O.J. knife?
Points. Rhea.
Siri, where is the closest diner, drive-in, or dive?
Points. Jenny.
Siri, do you think Marco Rubio has stopped crying yet?
-Points. Rhea. -Yeah.
Siri, where in the world is Carmen San Diego?