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Let's avoid the company canteen food today.
From our office, we can take a left here to reach Ascendas. The food court there is pretty good.
I like the McDonalds there in particular.
Great, we have no deliverables due today. It shouldn't be a problem
but sir
Europe
Europe just sent us an urgent mail. They want the report by evening today.
We have no option but to eat our canteen food again.
Listen carefully
Those who prepare their own food,
bring food from home,
are fasting,
and those who steal tiffin boxes,
leave immediately
Not this canteen food again!
I can't handle any more of this stuff
The last time I ate it, I had diarrhea for 3 days
The food particles stuck in my throat and I had to call a doctor to surgically remove it
I am not willing to put my life at risk by eating this disgusting stuff here again
but sir, you suffer from high blood pressure and it is the doctors earnest request that you eat this at least
that doctor hasn't been seen since I last made him eat this canteen food
but sir, surely it that can't be the cause?
What do you know? You're a new employee here.
I once spilled dhal they serve here on the table
It created a big hole right through the dining table opening a portal to another dimension
The company even ended up hiring the creatures that came out of that hole
they have now become our department's star performers
I would have had a promotion by now if I had avoided that dhal...
I swore that day I would never touch this dreaded food they serve here again, and I won't change that no matter what you say
I once had a direct report
who quit this company purely because the food here is awful
The company ended up blaming my management skills for not retaining him
The tortures I go through thinking of that canteen food is nothing like what you can imagine in your worst nightmares
The quality of the vegetables usually look like they were cherry picked from the garbage
The chutney in the morning becomes sambar in the afternoon
and turns back to chutney in the night
it affects you most if you're a bachelor from another city
don't worry, we're safe we know how to steal tiffin boxes
might as well get done with this
It's as if the management does not care
you go first
Look, I told you, go first
OK, assemble a team of 20 men
we're now going to steal tiffin boxes from all over the company building...don't leave anyone out
Start with the managing director's