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>> KIM: Previously on Keeping
Up With The Kardashians:
Hey, babe.
About to pick up my Bentley.
>> KHLOE (mockingly): Bentley.
>> KIM: How much longer, then?
'Cause we have to be at...
>> 15 minutes, ten minutes.
>> 15 more minutes, ten more
minutes.
>> KIM: It's taking forever to
get my car.
>> KHLOE: He agreed to do
something, so he shouldn't be
throwing it in your face.
If you say you're gonna do
something, then do it!
>> KOURTNEY: The guy yells at
Khloe, and Kim doesn't defend
her.
>> KIM: Stop, and you'll get in
the car.
And stop being rude and a brat.
It's not funny.
>> KHLOE: I will never look at
you the same.
>> KIM: You're trying to ruin my
moment for me.
>> KHLOE: People control her.
She doesn't defend us.
>> KIM: Don't be so (bleep)
rude!
I'll hurt you.
Don't do that!
>> KHLOE: Stop! Oh, my God!
>> KRIS: It's bad enough that
the girls are fighting, but
now I think Bruce is going
through a midlife crisis.
A family vacation may be just
the ticket.
>> BRUCE: Let's go to
Breckenricdge. I love it!
>> KIM: I don't feel like being
with them.
I don't feel like laughing,
skiing and snowboarding with
them.
I think we need time apart.
>> BRUCE: All right! How cool, I
get to drive a Hummer.
>> KRIS: The Hummer?
>> BRUCE: Yeah, and the kids go
in the other car.
>> KRIS: Why did you get a
Hummer?
That's, like, so strange.
Kimmy, you go with them, honey.
I want you to go make up with
your sisters in the car.
You have two hours, okay?
>> KIM: Two hours, exactly.
I don't want to go.
>> KRIS: Let's go, Come on.
>> KHLOE: Kim and I just have a
lot of tensions between us.
None of us have ever really
apologized for the whole Bentley
situation; us fighting, arguing.
This is for the cool people.
So, I'm pushing her buttons.
People that can't afford
Bentleys ride this car.
>> BRUCE: Guys, I can't take
this. Let's go.
>> KOURTNEY: My parents make us
all ride together 'cause they
think we're gonna make up, but
we're not going to.
>> KRIS: She's going to go with
this car and you're gonna get
along, so get in the car.
These girls really need to
change their attitudes because
this vacation is not starting
out the way that I had imagined.
>> BRUCE: All right! I love this
car!
>> KRIS: Why?
>> BRUCE: Don't you think it
looks good?
>> KRIS: Yeah, honey, it's just
not very you, Mr. Conservative-
I-Drive-a-Black-Truck.
>> BRUCE: Driving up to
skiing in our Hummer.
♪ I got the Hummer blues. ♪
>> KRIS: Honey, don't sing like
that.
>> KHLOE: I cannot believe Bruce
wanted to get the Hummer.
He's definitely...
>> SCOTT: Who doesn't want a
hummer?
>> KHLOE: Uh, what do you mean,
like, a road Hummer or, like,
a driving hummer?
>> SCOTT: You're talking about
the car?
>> KHLOE: Yeah, I'm talking
about the car Hummer.
>> SCOTT: I thought you meant
a good ol' humdinger.
>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, you're
right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys--
is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.
Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
cute.
>> Yeah, yeah, go on.
>> ROBERT: I need someone to
make me laugh.
>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
Kim is always late. Duh.
>> KIM: I'm here.
>> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way.
>> KIM: Stop, jealous.
>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> BRUCE: Stop!
>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> KIM: Stop.
>> All right, you guys.
>> That's it, we're done.
>> Money.
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>> KHLOE: The cabin is amazing.
I love it.
It is right out of a picture
book.
>> KYLIE: Bunk beds.
>> KHLOE: Kim could sleep in
here, the worst room.
Kim, your bunk bed's downstairs.
Where am I sleeping?
Mom, I don't know what to do
because there's only one queen
bed, but I'm not sleeping with
Kim.
>> BRUCE: This might be
difficult for you guys
but you guys work it out.
>> KIM: Everyone's just giving
me the cold shoulder.
I want to talk to someone who
wants to talk to me.
>> BRUCE: Kimberly, what's
online that you have to
immediately get online?
>> KIM: iChat.
>> BRUCE: iChat?
>> KRIS: Who are you gonna...?
iChat with?
>> BRUCE: Yeah?
>> KIM: With my boyfriend.
>> BRUCE: Kimberly is driving me
nuts.
She's physically here, but
mentally, she's computerized and
she's going here.
It's like she's not even with
us.
>> KRIS: ...so we can bond.
If I go upstairs in my room and
get on my computer, will you
iChat with me?
>> BRUCE: No texting, no
nothing, no computers.
Let's just ski and have a good
time.
>> KRIS: Kim's kind of hiding in
her iChatting, so I'm
frustrated.
>> KIM: Look at the cabin I'm
in.
>> KRIS: You know what?
I don't even think we need to
ski.
>> BRUCE: We could just do it
online.
We could ski online.
>> KIM: Bruce is mad at me that
the first thing I do is I come
in and I'm iChatting.
The one thing that makes me
happy is talking to my
boyfriend.
Do you see that I have a new
effect?
>> REGGIE: Yeah.
>> KIM: I'm trying to escape the
fact that they're all so mean to
me.
It seems like nobody wants me to
be happy.
>> KHLOE: Everyone (bleep) have
fun!
>> ROBERT: Yeah, those fit
perfect.
>> BRUCE: When you're going
snowboarding, you gotta have the
whole outfit.
You gotta get into the snowboard
culture.
>> ROBERT: You could easily be a
snowboard instructor.
>> BRUCE: Honey?
>> KRIS: Yeah?
>> BRUCE: Honey?
>> KRIS: Oh, wow, that's crazy.
His outfit is probably
appropriate for a 20-year-old,
but I feel bad because he's
trying so hard to look cool.
>> BRUCE: Is it hot?
>> ROBERT: You look good.
>> BRUCE: Thank you.
>> KRIS: It's a little crazy.
>> BRUCE: Snowboarding heaven!
Let's go.
Kris likes me young and hip.
I think she likes the snowboard
outfit.
>> ROBERT: Doesn't he look like
a snowboard instructor?
>> KYLIE: No.
>> Slide and slip.
Slow and nice.
>> KRIS: Honey, don't break
anything.
>> BRUCE: Uh-oh.
I can't, uh, I can't bend my
knee. Yeah.
>> Whoo!
>> KIM: Even though we're here
on a family vacation again,
snowboarding is no different.
I'm all by myself, and my
sisters are off snowboarding
together.
(both screaming)
(laughing)
>> KRIS: Fun times. (groans)
The one thing about Bruce is
that he's such an incredible
athlete that no matter what he
tries, he picks up instantly.
>> KHLOE: Bruce and the
instructors fall in love with
each other.
They hit it off.
They're going on ski lifts
together.
They're hanging out.
>> BRUCE: I thought, "Why not?"
Invite all the guys over to the
house, have a little pizza, a
little beer.
Sounds like a good "guy" night.
>> KRIS: Hey, honey.
What are you doing?
>> BRUCE: Just putting a little
ice on my knee.
>> KRIS: What happened?
>> BRUCE: Nothing major.
My knee's actually doing pretty
good.
>> KRIS: You gotta take it easy.
You can't be acting like that,
like a kid out on those slopes,
doll.
>> BRUCE: Honey, my knee is
This is just preventative
stuff, you know?
>> KRIS: What'd you do to your,
uh, hair.
>> BRUCE: Do you like it slicked
back like this, honey?
Actually... Don't you think it's
a good look?
>> KRIS: I think you've lost
your marbles.
Bruce really seems to be, like,
on a different planet for the
last few days.
I don't know what's going on.
>> BRUCE: I invited over some
guys I met on the slopes.
>> KRIS: You invited them over
here?
>> BRUCE: Yeah, for pizza, beer.
>> KRIS: Who are you?
Okay, honey, we'll get you some
pizza and some beer, you know,
and maybe a little more gel for
your hair.
>> BRUCE: Appreciate that.
Love you. You're the best.
Rock and roll, baby.
>> KHLOE: That's a big-*** deer.
Is that real?
>> BRUCE: It's an elk.
>> KRIS: You know what I want to
do?
I want to have a vacation like
we used to have.
No doo-dahs.
>> BRUCE: Look at that, she's
reading it.
She's not listening to you,
she's reading...
>> KRIS: No, you're doing your
Sidekicks and your e-mails.
>> KIM: I'm allowed to
communicate with people.
>> BRUCE: Go in the other room
and communicate.
Don't be in here.
I'm getting really tired of
everybody all day long sitting
there going like this and nobody
talking.
It's ridiculous.
>> KIM: I wouldn't talk if
I had this or not.
>> BRUCE: She walks in the
house, she immediately goes to a
computer.
>> KHLOE: You don't think that's
weird that she doesn't, like,
enjoy this with us?
>> KIM: Checking my
e-mail...
I didn't plan this vacation.
I would rather not be here.
I'm sick.
>> BRUCE: Then go!
>> KIM: I wouldn't have
come if it was my option.
>> BRUCE: Then go.
>> KIM: I'm already here.
>> KRIS: It's a little late now,
honey.
>> KIM: So I wouldn't have
come.
I didn't want to come with a
cold.
>> BRUCE: It's ridiculous.
>> KIM: I had to fly into
town, I'm exhausted.
>> KRIS: I would really like to
have this wonderful family vacay
that I planned.
>> BRUCE: Okay.
>> KRIS: I want Kim present in
the moment with the family.
Stop the texting.
I was thinking maybe you would
have, like, kind of a good time.
>> KHLOE: No, I love it here.
>> KRIS: And take ourselves back
to back in the day.
Or we could just take these
little things and maybe throw
them away.
>> BRUCE: Yay!
>> KIM: Don't do that, Mom.
Don't do that.
If you broke it, you're
getting...
>> KRIS: Oh, okay.
>> KIM: You're so rude.
I'm furious.
I mean, I literally want to kill
her.
>> KRIS: Kim, come here, doll.
Let me see it.
I swear, I didn't mean to break
it.
>> KIM: No, where's your purse?
You're going to see your phone
down the toilet.
>> KRIS & BRUCE: Oh!
>> KIM: Do unto others as you
would have others do unto you.
>> KHLOE: (chanting): Kim's
mature, Kim's mature...
>> ALL: Kim's mature, Kim's
mature, Kim's mature.
>> KIM: Let's see if yours
works.
It's what she deserves.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KIM: If you don't want it
done to yours, don't do it to
mine.
>> BRUCE: Why don't you just go
home.
>> KIM: Perfect. I'd love to.
>> KRIS: Rob, go get your sister
right now.
Bring her down here and tell her
we need to have a little
chatty-chat.
>> ROB: The whole family is
definitely bashing on Kim.
And so, like, I go in there and
I talk to her.
Kim...
>> KIM: They're just all rude.
I'm an adult, I can do whatever
I want.
It's not like we're kids.
I'm 27 years old.
>> KRIS: Kylie, will you go into
Kimmy's room and tell her how
much we love her?
>> KHLOE: Just tell her to come
here.
Tell her I have a Cartier watch
for her.
>> KRIS: And take her this and
say, "Kimmy, I think you might
have broken this."
>> KYLIE: Did she break it?
>> KRIS: Kind of.
Yeah.
>> KIM: Thanks, Rob.
Oh, no, no, no, not that one.
>> KYLIE: Kim...
>> KIM: It's the long, rectan...
the only rectangular one.
>> ROB: This has your name on
it.
>> KYLIE: Khloe has a Cartier
watch for you.
So she wants you to come in
there.
>> KIM: Kylie, that's not funny.
>> KYLIE: This is not me.
This is what Khloe and...
I don't even know what Cartier
means.
>> KRIS: What's going on?
Kim feels like everybody's
ganging up on her.
And to be honest... there are so
many family members that you can
feel that way really easily.
>> KIM: Everyone's rude.
You're rude.
Everyone's rude.
Everyone just needs to leave me
alone.
>> KOURTNEY: For what?
>> KIM: Because of the way you
all treat me.
It's rude.
I do nothing by nice things for
everyone and if I want to be
left alone, if I want...
It's not funny!
Get out if you're going to
continue to laugh and make fun
of me!
I'm tired of it!
>> KOURTNEY: I start laughing at
Kim when she's crying 'cause I
just can't help it.
She has this ugly crying face
that she makes.
>> KIM: You're sitting there
laughing.
It's not funny.
>> KOURTNEY (laughing): I'm not
laughing.
>> KHLOE: Her feelings are hurt
and she's upset.
She's really crying.
I feel bad.
(knock at door)
>> Hey.
Hey.
How are you?
What's going on?
>> Hey.
>> Hey, look at those.
>> BRUCE: Hey, come on in, guys.
>> How you doing, man?
>> BRUCE: Good to see you.
All this tension in the air.
Estrogen in the air.
Cell phones flying.
It's going to be great to have
the guys come over and just have
a good time.
All right, let's get some pizza
and let's do it.
>> Bruce, we're going to kind of
make ourselves at home if that's
all right.
>> BRUCE: My casa is su casa...
something like that.
>> KOURTNEY: Mom.
Come here for a second?
>> KRIS: Oh, yeah.
Hi, honey.
What's up?
>> KOURTNEY: Hi. Who are all
these guys?
>> KRIS: I have no idea.
>> KOURTNEY: They're not like
Bruce just invited...
>> KRIS: Invites randoms over to
the house for beer and pizza.
Like, hi.
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce is definitely
going through menopause, and
it's at the same time that my
mom's going through menopause.
So it's fabulous.
>> BRUCE: You've got basically
three running events, plus the
hurdles.
>> KRIS: It takes Bruce a long
time to warm up to somebody.
So when he starts bonding with
the 20-year-old ski instructors,
I'm like, what's up with you,
dude?
>> BRUCE: Let's go into
business, guys.
>> KHLOE: Mom, if Bruce is
having a mid-life crisis,
you need to go help him.
>> KRIS: Help him?
>> KHLOE: This needs to stop.
>> KRIS: What am I supposed to
do?
>> KHLOE: Where's Kim?
>> KRIS: Not sure.
>> KHLOE: Kim's being sensitive
right now because there's so
many of us and she's alone.
>> KIM: We just had a huge fight
and the last thing I want to do
is hang out with Bruce and his
lame friends.
My whole family seems to be more
interested in hanging out with
them than with me.
I need some space.
>> KHLOE: Can we talk?
Don't you think it's so weird
that Kim started crying?
>> KOURTNEY: No, she cries a
lot.
>> KHLOE: True, she is very
emotional.
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, I feel bad.
I don't want her to feel that
way.
>> KHLOE: I feel really bad.
But what I really want, her not
to do that anymore.
Kourtney and I have agreed that
we should just be nice to Kim.
We feel bad.
It has to be a lot for all of us
to be ganging up on her.
And we'll just call it a wash.
Who cares?
>> KRIS: Are you guys excited to
go dog-sledding?
>> KOURTNEY: My mom tells us
that she booked us to all go
dog-sledding.
>> KRIS: It's gonna be so much
fun.
And we get to go see the baby
dogs, too.
>> KIM: Even though dog-sledding
sounds amazing, I really just
can't stand to be around my
family right now.
I just feel like I'm not feeling
good, and shouldn't risk getting
any sicker.
>> ROBERT: I guess she's just
upset still.
It just sucks 'cause she's gonna
miss out on this.
>> KRIS: We'll miss you.
>> KHLOE: Smell you later.
>> KRIS: Smell ya.
(dogs barking)
>> BRUCE: Kendall, none of them
are going home with us.
(phone ringing)
>> REGGIE: Hello?
>> KIM: Hey.
>> REGGIE: What up?
>> KIM: Everyone's dog-sledding
right now.
I'm just, like, miserable.
Like, lunch was miserable,
everything is just, like, not
fun.
>> Yeah!
Hit that brake a little.
>> KIM: If I'm gonna be
miserable here, I might as well
be home and, like, be happy and
having fun.
>> BRUCE: Here we go!
Around the corner!
(girl screams)
>> BRUCE: Hit the brake!
Hit the brake!
(screaming and laughing)
>> KHLOE: I think Kim is missing
out on, like, this great family
experience.
>> KRIS: So much fun, so
beautiful, but the one thing
missing is Kim.
>> KHLOE: I just know I'm gonna
remember this forever and it
sucks that Kim can't share
in these memories with us.
>> KRIS: Hey, Mr. GQ.
>> KHLOE: What made you want to
do that to you hair?
>> BRUCE: I don't know.
>> KHLOE: It does make you look
younger.
>> KOURTNEY: He's trying to look
like Scott.
>> BRUCE: Do I need to look
younger?
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, you guys.
Where's Kim?
>> KHLOE: Has anyone seen Kim in
the last couple hours?
>> SCOTT: No, I haven't seen
her.
>> KHLOE: After dog-sledding,
you know, I mean, I haven't seen
her.
>> BRUCE: No. Sad night.
>> KRIS: Has somebody checked
her room?
Khloe, go check her room and see
if she's in there.
>> KHLOE: I was there earlier
and her door was shut.
I'm looking for Kim.
I notice her door's shut.
I'm assuming she's taking a nap.
Kim?
Kimmy?
Kim?
Kim?
Where the hell is she?
I'm looking around.
Her bags are gone and there's a
note on the bed.
Mom! Oh, my God!
Kim wrote a note and said that
she left.
>> KRIS: She left?
What do you mean she left?
>> KHLOE: She said, "I'm
extremely tired of everyone
"ganging up on me and treating
me with such disrespect.
"I've made the decision to go
home.
"Thanks for the wonderful
family vacay."
I'm really worried.
I'm really scared, too.
Did I make her leave?
>> KRIS: Call her cell phone
right now.
>> KHLOE: That's so unsafe.
We've never been here before, to
Breckenridge.
How does she know where to go?
>> KOURTNEY: I feel really bad
that she would feel this way.
>> SCOTT: You guys should feel
bad.
>> KRIS: I'm really upset, and I
think Kourtney and Khloe really
realize that this time they've
gone too far.
>> KHLOE: It's been the Bentley
argument, it was here.
Kourtney and I just...
You know, it was a lot to feel
attacked by two people, I get
it.
And then it was my mom and Bruce
yelling at her yesterday.
>> KOURTNEY: It really makes us
sad and realize that it's not
right what we're doing, and we
shouldn't all gang up on Kim.
And we're just worried about her
that she's okay.
>> KHLOE: Hey, Kimmy, it's
Khloe.
I just went into your room and I
got your note.
I'm really sorry if, like,
Kourtney and I...
And we're really feeling bad
about anything we did.
>> ROBERT: And Mom and Bruce.
>> BRUCE: I'll apologize.
>> KHLOE: I mean, please call me
back 'cause we're really
worried.
I just need to make sure you're
okay.
>> KRIS: She left us.
>> KIM: So, getting home isn't
exactly as easy as I thought
it would be.
I need to go to the bus station,
and then wait there.
>> KHLOE: It's Khloe. I just
went into your room and I got
your note.
And I'm really worried about
you.
I'm really sorry if, like,
Kourtney and I...
And we're really worried.
I just want to make sure you're
okay.
We love you.
>> KIM: Hey, babe.
So I think I'm gonna stay.
As much drama's going on, it's
not gonna get any better if I
leave.
It's only gonna get worse.
It's, like, a family ski trip,
and then I'm leaving, you know?
It's not cool.
>> KRIS: Do you guys want
anything else to eat?
>> KHLOE: Kim!
Oh, my God!
>> KRIS: Kim, where have you
been?
>> KHLOE: Kimmy! I felt so bad!
I'm so sorry.
>> KRIS: I'm so excited to see
Kim when she walks through the
door.
What a relief.
I'm glad you're back.
>> KIM: I walk through the door
and I definitely feel the love.
Everyone's so excited to see me.
>> KHLOE: I think by her
leaving, it really made me
realize we should not just pick
on each other for the dumbest
things.
I feel really bad, but I also
think it was a really good
learning experience for me.
>> KIM: I don't want to fight
with you guys.
>> KHLOE: We're gonna stop.
Kourtney and I had a talk.
>> KRIS: I'm glad you're home,
Kimmy.
>> KIM: I'm glad to be back
'cause it is freezing out
there.
>> KHLOE: You don't know how to
give someone the code, you just
hit next.
>> KIM: The fight is finally
over. Thank goodness.
Now we can have a great family
vacation just like my mom
planned.
She won all these Grammies for
the song "Don't Know Why."
Rhymes with "Hora Moans."
>> ROBERT: Norah Jones.
>> KHLOE: Kim and I, we love
each other.
We're gonna have our ups and
downs.
We're sisters.
We're around each other way too
much.
You're gonna get under
somebody's skin.
I'll do food.
Kim, you'll probably get these
all right.
Kim, what do you always make for
boys?
>> KIM: Cupcakes.
>> KHLOE: Yes.
What did you used to love?
>> KIM: S'mores. Chocolate.
Pop Tarts.
>> KOURTNEY: All right, guys,
I'm going to bed.
>> KIM: Me, too. That was fun.
>> KHLOE: That was really fun.
See how much more fun that was
than the bus stop?
>> KIM: Love you.
>> ROBERT: I love you. Love you.
>> KOURTNEY: Good night.
>> BRUCE: Honey, I gotta set
this thing. 6:30?
>> KRIS: At 6:30?
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I'm going skiing
with the guys.
>> KRIS: Honey, you got to
really slow down.
>> BRUCE: Slow down?
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: Honey, you don't want
me to slow down.
You don't want your husband to
be slow.
(grunting): Honey...
Oh, man, that was lazy climbing
over.
I'm staying young and hip for
you, baby.
>> KRIS: Bruce has been trying
so hard to make himself feel and
look like he's 20 years younger.
But you know what?
I love Bruce just the way he is.
Baby, I love you no matter how
old you get.
>> BRUCE: Mm, thank you.
I knew you would.
I am getting a little older.
But you know what?
Even at my age, I got the hot
wife, I got a great family.
>> KRIS: No alarms.
>> BRUCE: No alarm.
Life is great.
Let me get the light.
(grunting): Honey, I'll get it.
Oh. Good night.
>> KRIS: Good night, Grandpa.
>> KIM: Next time on Keeping Up
With The Kardashians:
>> KHLOE: Kourtney and I are
going to listen to Bruce speak.
>> BRUCE: Girls, be on your best
behavior.
>> KHLOE: I need a drink.
We gotta go home to our hotel
room.
>> BRUCE: Girls, that's not
funny.
>> Kimmy, right there.
Put your leg back up.
>> KIM: Reggie's uncomfortable
with the sexiness of the shoot.
Are you upset about the photo
shoot?
>> REGGIE: Yeah.