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WE WENT OUT TO DINNER...THE COMICS...AFTERWARDS
AND ONE OF THEM FOUND OUT MY DAUGHTER WAS AT THE SHOW
AND HE SAID
DUDE YOU GOT TO FIX ME UP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
AND I SAID, "Jose, I'm not gonna fix you up with my daughter."
HE SAID, "It's because I look Mexican, isn't it?"
[LAUGHTER]
I SAID, "I've adopted kids from all over the world."
I'VE GOT BLACK KIDS, ASIAN KIDS, WHITE KIDS
A MEXICAN WOULD COMPLETE THE SET
[LAUGHTER]
BESIDES I COULD USE A GARDENER
[LAUGHTER]
SO HE SAID, "It's because I drink and smoke isn't it?"
AND I SAID, "Look, her first steady boyfriend was a convicted criminal"
HER SECOND BOYFRIEND DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOD
SO THE SMOKING AND DRINKING IS ACTUALLY AN IMPROVEMENT
HE SAID, "Well, what is it then?"
AND I SAID...
IT'S HER MOTHER REALLY
MY WIFE CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF MY DAUGHTER MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES THAT SHE MADE
SO SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT HER TO BE WITH A COMIC
[LAUGHTER]