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So you want to be a hardcore suicide bomber? Good. Before you put craters in the Rift,
you must first acquire a suicidee and a bomber. EZPZ. If you want your suicide bombing to
reach maximum effectiveness, follow my fool proof build. If you are a true swag master
yolo flex suicide bomber, you will always rush the Quran. Praise Allah. Your next item
should be The Boots of *** Packets on your Inner Ankle. To get all of your 72 virgins,
you must steal the Banner of Al Qaeda, The Frozen Turtle Shell of Doom, and, of course,
your Passport. You would have to be a dummy if you didn't know to always, always, always,
always, always run Revive, Flash. It's simple math, twice the lives, twice the ***.
You will need Flash to guarantee you get your ***.