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AND BE AGGRESSIVE --
I MEAN, VERBALLY, YOU KNOW?
INK IT'S NICE WOMEN, YOU KNO,
THEY JUST DON'T SIT SOMETIMES.
THEY GET A LITTLE, YOU KNOW -- THEY SAY SOMETHING.
HE SAID IT WOULD BE GOOD IF I COULD COME OUT
AND GIVE YOU A LITTLE SHOCK.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW? AND YOU LIKE TO WORK OFF OF THAT.
SO, I MEAN, JOHNNY, I THOUGHT FOR DAYS --
I MEAN, THREE DAYS. "WHAT DO I LIKE LEAST?"
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO USE "HATE."
I MEAN, THAT'S A STRONG WORD,
YEAH.
"
G.
SO I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT. I MEAN, WHAT DO I FEEL?
I HATE YOUR SUITS.
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I MEAN, IT'S THAT I DON'T LIKE PLAIDS AND STRIPES.
I MEAN, I HATE THEM.
THIS IS A LITTLE STRIPED,
BUT THIS IS NOT ANY PLAIDS OR ANYTHING.
YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S -- I HATE IT.
OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LASTLY, HE TOLD ME THAT --
OF COURSE, I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE --
YOU ARE THE KING OF PHYSICAL COMEDY.
T
--
I
NT
BLE.
YEAH.
THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.
BUT I KNOW YOU AND BURT, I HERE,
,
ME.
BUT I BEING THIS SHORT, I MEAN, CUTE, LITTLE WOMAN...
PIXIE-ISH.
YEAH, PIXIE.
AND YOU WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,
BEING THIS GENTLEMAN THAT YOU ARE,
DOING ANY OF THAT PHYSICAL KIND OF FUN SCHTICK STUFF WITH ME.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK OUT.
BUT...
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW...
LIKE FOR INSTANCE, IF
...
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WHA?
I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
I MEAN, I'M SHORT, I'M CUTE, AND I'M ALL OF THAT.
I MEAN, I COULD...
I COULD -- I COULD COME OVER HERE AND I COULD...
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH...
OH, I'M SORRY.
I COULD DO THAT, YOU KNOW?
AND I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY...
...THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW --
I MEAN, WE COULDN'T REALLY GET IN TO IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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I MEAN, IT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO RETALIATE.
YOU'RE CR.
I'M TRYING TO BE SO SWEE
YEAH, I KNOW.
BURT TOLD YOU THAT THIS WOULD BE CUTE?
YEAH, HE SAID YOU'D LOVE IT.
HE EVE
D LOVE IT, OU KNOW...
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU LOVE IT? LOOK AT THAT REACTION, JOHNNY!
YOU ARE A SMASH TONIGHT!
YOU'RE A SMASH.
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING.
BURT MAY HAVE MISINFORMED YOU.
YOU THINK?
I THINK SO BECAUSE I, UH...
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GEE, I HOPE HE WASN'T WRONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU AND BURT MUST HAVE SOME EXCITING EVENINGS HOME.
NOT QUITE THIS EXCITING.
I CAN'T HEAR A THING YOU'RE SAYING.
UH, WE'RE GONNA BE BAK IN A MOMENT, I THIN.
[ Laughing ] DON'T GO AWAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]