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So I wrote a rap using 151 names of the original Pokemon
Yeah, I did that. But the thing is
If i didn't just tell you that, you would not have noticed.
Let's go! I got this idea when I was laying in bed
And a light bulb soared over my head, and I decided to write a rap
using the 151 names of the original Pokemon
I got my book, and I ripped a page out of it. Needed more space, ripped another
page out of it, now I got two pages, and it got me thinking, I don't wanna jinx it but
I think I got the next hit, mon
chances are you've probably never heard of me, team on my back and they all ride on me
I don't got a face like a pony or a horse, see?
I'd say I'm pretty cute, my smile's goldeeeen. I'm known in Persia, and I do tours in Paris, 'cept
the new game is supposed to take place in Paris but don't get it twisted or tangled, ya hear me?
I'm no dragon, aight? I aint scared of the fairies
I don't do IV's or EV training. I'm a champ, you cannot tame me!
Don't get all crabby 'cause I am the king, learn how I do it and do it
just like me. Don't come at me or I'mma choke out a dude. I'm not scared to harm you 'cause
I'll harm you too. Haha
I'm a Pharaoh, I'm a star, you know I'm known even on Venus or Mars
It may sound far-fetched, but yes you can bet, I'mma chop this beat up when I'm on the track
When the ratta-tata on the drum
comes back, and the ratta kit hits like it's a bat
Uh, I'm in my prime, mate, and I'm gon' tell everyone that I'm ringing that victory bell
I'm harcore like gravel or granite and sharp like a spear, don't take it for granted
This is total war, total war
I'mma be drilling these holes until I'm bored
And I'll dig little lyrics up and put 'em in a rap. They'll be hard like a bone,
that's marrow-whack
it's a fact that I'm cute, talented and hot. But I've also got the body of
a god. My structure's as built as a golem. Lines spit like hot magma to
troll them. Rhyme's that'll haunt ya; can't top my cypher
Call me Grim Reaper, 'cause I got they scythe, err, haha
Look, I'mma write you a riff. Then we can do a duet that is so good,
it sticks. But not in the bad way that's grimey like muck,
Cause we can make millions by singing 'bout trucks. Now that's what all the kids sing at
my school
everyone thinks that they're so tenta-cool! Maybe that line was a bit tenta-cruel,
Those country accents just make me drool.
I'm sorry, calm down, it just makes me drowsy. It makes me snore like
Jigglypuff's singing about me
My songs, on the other hand, are great! My flow is so slick like a venomous snake
And my rhymes can hypnotize all the guys. And the girls are weeping 'bout how cute am I?
Each of them asking to be licking tongues with me... I don't know, this whole thing seems
kinda misty
that's when this vapor in the dragon's air, you don't ever know who is actually there
It's crazy like I got three heads! (That's a trio) You can see me on the cover Nat Geo
dude!
Look, I sprouted from the bottom now I'm here; 'Aint no Cleft fable I'm sitting right here.
I sneak by any guys who pass me; moving so fast you
can't see me, I'm ghastly. When I'm incognito, I ran oh so quickly.
I'm incognito, I ran ah so quickly. You could call me
incognito King. And you'll call my girlfriend incognito Queen.
Except, I don't have one; that's just a dream. One that I've had ever since I was
a fetus
I feel like a slowpoke, I don't have a girl. But everyone's fake in this
Monopoly world.
Looking all cute with pics of "duck faces". Please, go "duck face" somewhere else, I can't take
this!
ratchets are blocking the way. I'm done with the beggin', so this what I'll say:
*breathe*
Girl, you think you're hot. Let's put it this way,
If eggs are cute, then eggs, you are not. Posting on Gram within two hour intervals, pics of you and all your
chicks at the carnivals. With all your boyfriends, with they sleeves cut
off
Showing their muscles like they're wiggley tough. Don't go at them bro, 'cause they might start a
fight, see if
they ask if you are say I MAGNE-MIGHT BE! I'll fight for a girl who's cheeks are so cute, that
I just gotta pinch her and tell her "I do"
I can't see the future, but it's finna happen. Abrakadabra, Alakazam
man! It's magic. I've got the
woman key to unlock a girls heart, fulfill her dreams. But if girls
are like hounds which means they are canines, call me a dogwhistle; got 'em up all night!
On my night stand, I got nine tails; Nine pretty ladies I'm trying to nail
with a hammer to a wall, cause I hate them all, especially this one in particular.
I bought her a charm and her favorite candy. And the magic carpet ride was fine and dandy.
But she said that the charm is a lot to buy
for a girl that I met yesterday online, phht. That was some odd ish, man, I'm saying.
I thought that I sealed the deal with that present but I guess I didn't.
I guess I was wrong. A DEWGONG, GONG GONG, A DEWGONG GONG! (gong)
What do you call one Mexican living in Alaska? "Um.. Arctic uno?"
Glad I asked ya! What do you call two Mexicans struck by lightning? "Uh... Zap dos"
man that's exciting! Now what do you call three Mexicans trapped in a volcano? "Molt tres?"
No that's just a tragic accident. I'm filling mouths of the poor so that
uh
the poor are gone of any gloom that they had, yup! I could serve food to the girls and guys
Call me a baker, 'cause I'm
catering pies. I blast toys from babies to make them cry; don't worry it's not something
I do all the time but I like to take
walks in the big city and hit up the biddie parties with my buddies kicking with me, rah! I met a
podcast group at a bar, they asked: Writing or rapping? Which art is harder?
I was about to answer but the bartender came over and gave the cold shoulder! I said
don't do that again or I'll.. uh, press charges! He said: "Don't growl at me! You don't know
how hard it is!" His eyes got teary but I just stared, and said: "Whether you cry or not, I
don't care!" So I got sand,
threw it at him! And the sand slashed his face, and he didn't know what hit him! So he said: "No more
hit, man, please!" Then the cops came, I got the ka-boot! Oh man, what am I gonna do?
Alright, Look! I'm flaring up! No more taking it slow, bro, I'm pumped! Don't tell me
something cuz I didn't
ask! I'm fast and on fire, like rapid ash! I'm going crazy call me Genghis Khan! Coughing
and wheezing
out rhymes is my job! I like to buzz: bumblebee.
You're butthurt, I'm butthurt free! Go run for shelter, hide in a cloister,
'cause if you don't, Imma come and destroy ya. Go back to where you came from, you joke!
Wheadle's small? Take a *** dose!
My stardom just begun, see? I'm the king, and I just won! Let me fill you in on a little something:
I'll make it short and sweet like a vile plum. Listen up hun,
My girl's exotic. Yo girl so dumb, she need to brush up on phonix!
Feel my polied wrath and watch me cut you off
Like a boot top! I'm electrifying, a thousand volts or
when you're plugging something in and then you get jolted on your hand that's what I
am, now let me finish. I'm tough; snack-ackin on a can of spinach, I'm gonna win it!
Imma be the one to be dope! I don't ride solo, my boys do a trio!
Like a pterodactyl, I'm so fly! I make girls cry like she missed her mime/mom?
I squirt all fresh squeezed lines of course, and my rhymes are sick, like a Trojan horse!
like a virus infecting your body, but I'm so dope I don't even need an
antidote!
I like a girl and a teeny bikini. I play it smart like I'm eating my
Wheaties. Polly, wag my tail when I hit a cutie.
I say I want them, they say ditto to me. Everyone's like a curious constellation.
I'm always there for interrogation. Always brought up in astronomy the
question
who's the star me? Me! And not that yellow, fat, ugly rat!
I can remember his name! Hey, uh.. would you mind if I took a..
peek at your pokedex? No, you literally just said it.. it's..
it's Pikachu! Laquisha: Girl, you trippin!
I get magnet tons of girls!
Hey, did I say you could use your cry? Um, no I don't think so.
Mmkay? part 2 coming soon.