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[Darwin:] Hey God, how's it going?
[God:] Sup Darwin, just chillin'. You know, creating and ***.
[Darwin:] Haha. You mean making things evolve?
[God:] Creation.
[Darwin:] Evolution.
[God:] Creation, dammit.
[Darwin:] I know you are, but what am I?
[God:] I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLU-
[Darwin:] SHUT THE *** UP YOU *** DEIFIED ***
[God:] MAKE ME ***
[Darwin:] MAYBE I WILL
[God:] YEAH RIGHT YOU'RE A SATANIST ATHEIST ***
[Darwin:] THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE I CAN'T BE AN ATHEIST AND A SATANIST AT THE SAME TIME
[God:] YA YA YOU CAN YOU'RE THAT LAME
[Darwin:] YEAH WELL YOU DON'T EXIST ***
[God:] OH THAT WAS *** LOW DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY DISABILITIES
[Darwin:] HAHA FAKE GOD FAKE GOD
[God:] SHUT UP SHUT UP I'LL GET MY MOM
[Darwin:] OH *** DUDE I WAS JUST KIDDING DON'T GET YOUR MOM
[God:] HAHA I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOM LOSER
[Darwin:] YOU *** HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
[God:] I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR TURTLE FRIENDS? WHY DON'T THEY EVOLVE YOU SOME ANSWERS?
[Darwin:] BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY THAT'S WHY
[God:] WHAT THE *** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE A SON
[Darwin:] LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
[God:] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^___^