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>> RYAN: Fish are delicious creatures. They are delicious creatures.
They are delicious creatures.
Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan and today we are playing Shadow Man for
the PC.
We just got the violator. We will use it to violate people in the Cathedral of Pain.
So here we've got a couple more
jerkwads to attack. One up here.
"Come to mama, baby." I remember you.
You're the Asian one.
This one is one that I...
am very excited to meet.
Just wondering what kind of personality they gave this one.
Oh, that's delicious.
This never gets old: getting squished into that bizarre thing there.
OK, so where are we? Oh, there's mice. Look at that.
"Mordant Street, Queens, New York."
Oh, I've always wanted to visit New York.
Now I get the chance.
Oh, look at that. I can blow those up
and there's skulls inside
and that's an oven.
OK, so the only way is- Can I go down there?
Or was that just a- Yeah, that was just a dark area.
Very dark and spooky.
Gosh, I'm taking this out.
Oh, I better not destroy all of those. I bet I need them to get up here.
There we go.
Oh, a thingy!
Oh, I totally forgot about those.
Must break open all of the things! Oh god!
Now how will I get up there?
Oh, OK. [laughs]
Come on, Shadow Man. You can hit that.
Mm, delicious thingies. I love them so much.
You'd think carrying around this firey thing inside, you know, a wooden place
which probably has wallpaper
isn't the greatest idea.
I'll go down here first.
Hm. This is probably the lowest polygon bathroom I have ever entered.
I don't know why I even bothered entering it. There's never anything in bathrooms.
>> SHADOW MAN: It's pretty damn dark in here.
>> RYAN: Yes, it is, Shadow Man.
>> MARX: Here's Johnny!
>> SHADOW MAN: What the...? >> MARX: Ha ha!
I bid you welcome! Enter freely, and of your own will!
>> SHADOW MAN: Don't mess with me, little man.
>> MARX: Little big man! Little... big man! [laughs]
>> SHADOW MAN: Didn't your mama ever tell you? It don't matter how big.
>> MARX: My mama loves me. She never loved you!
My mama kisses me! My mama would never, never ever kiss you!
No! Not never ever kiss you!
Come to mama now, baby!
Sweet baby, come to mama! For we are many!
>> RYAN: OK.
Um.
Hm. Well, we're just going to return back to...
Oh, there was nothing left in that hallway.
OK. [laughs]
That was...
That was interesting.
Can I climb up there?
Oh, it looks like I can.
Just do that and... come on.
Come on, grab hold, Shadow Man.
Oh fine.
Seems like you should be able to do that but you can't do that. Good job, Shadow Man.
OK, so we've got an elemavator...
boxes protecting a hallway that contains...
another hallway. These are very poorly laid out hallways if I may say so.
Oh, I heard a woman crying.
Too bad I'm Shadow Man. I don't really care about that.
Oh ***! One of the dogs.
Oh, you aren't like one of the evil dogs. You were just a regular dog.
How many dark souls...?
Oh, there's just the one. So there's just his.
Jesus, dogs really need to learn how to be less aggressive.
They need better owners to take care of them in their times of need.
Good thing Shadow Man's really good at giant crates.
If that crate needed to be pulled though, that's completely impossible.
I
feel like this area's going to turn back on itself at some point
and all this exploration will likely be for nothing.
Perhaps not.
As far as I can tell the only important thing in this entire level is to get that dark soul.
Oh, look at that! I think that might be ammonition for my violator.
>> SHADOW MAN: Oh my god. No!
>> RYAN: That's...
Oh god. There's more of you.
Oh, this is...
This is creepy. I'm going this way.
What?
>> SHADOW MAN: This is terrible.
>> RYAN: This IS terrible!
Why does Shadow Man say the sorts of things that I want to say immediately afterwards?
>> SHADOW MAN: ***. >> RYAN: ***.
>> SHADOW MAN: Damn. >> RYAN: Damn.
Is this a new...?
Is this one where I...? Yeah, that's where I came from.
OK, so...
We'll hop across.
This guy is...
a little bit screwed up in the head to want to
surround himself with all these disgusting images.
I think he would just be the worst roommate ever. Can you imagine? Just leaving dead bodies
all over the place.
You're not getting your security deposit back after that.
There's just no way.
I don't know if I'm entering any spots where I've already come.
Apparently not.
Unless I can grab hold of this which I doubt. No, I don't think I can.
Where did this- staircases in this place go?
>> SHADOW MAN: Huh?
>> RYAN: Why did you say "huh?"
What is so interesting that you had to say... "huh?"...
Oh, this place is rather collapsed.
These hallways are creeping me out a little bit, Internet people!
More violator ammonition, perhaps?
Oh, there we go.
This place feels a little bit more mazey than the...
than the other place there. The prison level.
Except this one I always have this feeling like I'm making progress.
Before I go there I'll just check down here really quickly.
I am rewarded for my exploration.
Whereas... whereas in the prison level I was getting lost a lot.
This one's clear and definitive progression.
Was that a hint, Shadow Man? Was that a hint that there's something in that room in particular?
Oh, televisions.
I thought those were violator ammunition.
How silly of me.
This area's quite moody.
>> SHADOW MAN: A ha.
The good lord said, "Let there be light."
>> RYAN: Oh ho, Shadow Man.
There's nothing on TV.
Haven't been paying your cable bill.
So that must activate the- What is this? Like a shower? Oh no, nevermind...
That's a kitchen. That's a disgusting bathroom.
Is that a box? That was not a box. That was a toilet.
Toilets and boxes. They look pretty much the same, don't you know?
So this way leads to the main chamber. Oh ***.
So can I go through that or in that elevator now?
I suppose we'll just jump down and find out.
>> SHADOW MAN: This is very good.
>> RYAN: This IS very good.
It's also very, very slow.
My goodness.
That's...
That's lovely.
That's also progress.
Oh, look at that. I've got enough thingies for another health globule holder.
OK, so...
Did I miss a blatant obvious door somewheres?
Am I supposed to jump...?
I don't think I can jump that far and there doesn't seem to be any doors over there.
Maybe I'll just explore a little bit
but that next bit of exploration's going to have to wait until the next video. I'm running
out of time. So thanks for watching, Internet people. Next time we're going to show that
creepy man that talks about mamas a lot
who's is the boss.
Mama, baby!