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Welcome back to BioShock Infinite guys. We are listening to a man yell
about vigors right now, so lets check it out.
What did he just do to that man?
You can be an octopus apparent- oh jesus.
So here's where I get my powers I guess.
What happens if I stand between these two, do they zap?
See how fast I can die before I'm even meant to be able to!
I want to get shot with that green thing - oop.
Awww okay. Oh there's like a lady ontop of him.
That seems like a good magic spell.
Okay, he's just repeating himself.
Wow, that is a bold choice of facial hair good sir.
Oh! I'm not judging, I'm just complimenting.
All the characters in this game look at me like I'm a freak.
Yes, I stole your food. I'm sorry.
He's a very short man.
I'm clearly a gentleman!
Oh I can do it.
"Protect the woman and child, hit the devil three times."
Okay. Right mouse.
He's there! This is incredible.
I may have shattered the top of the screen a little bit.
Er, the top of the whats it called, desk, table.
That looks like the best job in the world, just get chucked up in the air all day.
What do you mean wrong person? It was-
He's right there. I don't know what happened there.
Stupid carnies, and their lies! Okay I did win still
but I'm watching you.
Oh my god where do I even go here? Is that a dead end?
Oh god I'm going to be distracted here for hours aren't I if I can play all these games.
I still can't steal any fireworks which is very depressing.
"You have forty seconds, shoot the vox off the skyline."
So Vox are like the evil people. oh! I can win a beautiful purse or some cigarettes.
Shall we just go for five points and just have a smoke?
Woah!
That's a powerful gun.
Okay this is a bit easy, I thought carnival games would be harder than this.
Watch as like 20 of them come at once now. Yep, okay.
Dammit I think I missed a whole bunch there.
Does that count as dead? I'm going to assume it does.
Aww 21 - let me keep going, no!
Okay we didn't get cigarettes, but we got first prize so can't *** too much.
"Columbia raffle." There's nobody here.
Can I steal your cotton candy? Mmm is that good?
Okay they - awww yes.
hah I thought I was jumping on it then. I did a weird backwards slide.
All the way to the top? Yeah. What do I win?
What's he wearing, hes got like some spotted pants on over the top of his err wow.
Just wow my friend.
More electric horsies!
Never burst? Oh never thirst. *laughs* I didn't know bursting horses
were a problem until now.
Ah they are so weird though, so weird.
Okay, I think - oh no we have to go that way so we can check out up here first.
Colombian flag, do I want to buy some flags, maybe?
Do you want to get out of my way so I can buy some flags? Fine.
Jeez he's staring into my soul.
I don't think she's interested in you buddy look. She's only got eyes for me.
She not being very subtle about it.
Can I steal your hot dog from in front of you? Oh he doesn't have any out.
Okay, ohh!
Marvelous.
Jeez, I'm a bit stingy. I would have paid for that.
That was a marvelous experience gentle sir.
"Vending machines" did I miss a vending machine?
Err are you a vending - nope.
Maybe it's down here. Is it this? No, information booth.
Inform me!
Oh maybe he did inform me about the vending.. okay.
"Skylines of Columbia."
What is it? Okay, fine.
Is he pretending to shoot them? Awww are you too small to use the actual gun.
This is how you do it look. This is how you do it.
I want some cigarettes, i want to see if they give me any nicotine, I'm already getting salt.
So why not have a nicotine counter, just a tar in your lungs..
Oh god the times fast!
Ohh sensitivity oh dear. I still haven't fiddled with it and I think I may have to.
No bonus? aww, I wasn't actually sure if I was meant to shoot Pocahontas there in the
background.
I think I was. This isn't me aiming badly I promise. It's just this stupid -
Ohh. I'll take a break in a minute and uh sort this sensitivity out, jesus.
It wasn't so noticeable with like the other gun.
Oh no, I wanted to suck didn't I and get some cigarettes. Oh well.
"Vindi vindi vigor", no " Veni" I dunno...
Vending machine ohh. Bucking bronco.
I don't have enough money for that, so guess not. Sounds like fun though.
Why would you put that on a vending machine? Where's is kept?
Oh my god its horrific I hate those things.
This is.. ahh this is incredible. Still more fireworks teasing me.
What? Breathe fire. I want that.
Oh my. Aww he doesn't like his photo being taken.
Stop it you meanies.
Aww he's really shy.
Aww there's something really wrong with him.
And he looks really... ohhh! I thought he was going to hit me.
Really mean. I imagine I may have to fight this guy at some point.
I know his weakness though, I just need to find a god damn photo booth.
Aww they are agreeing with me, I know right. Have you seen the photographer ***?
No? Okay. "Possession, any stallion can be tamed."
Yes.
Wow, what collar bones she has. Jeepers.
Okay I'll have one I guess - ohh.
Why did she turn creepy?
Oh god it's absinthe. Is she going to turn into a green fairy?
She literally is.
She got me drunk.
Also, did I just sip that from a woman's ***?
Pretty sure that's what happened when I drank from that bottle.
*laughs* I dunno.
Press to turn machine into allies - right mouse to make a machine friendly to you. Okay.
Yeah look, look at where the top is that I drank from
its just a woman's ***. Jeepers.
Is that what I just saw? yeah.
Eat that ghost devil! Wow he shot him in the crotch.
Salts full? There is bottles of salt.
Bath salts, ohh I'm going to eat your face off!
Oh she's, okay, she's odd.
"Try using possession on the ticket taker."
Where the hell is the... oh!
Is it though? Aha. That's what I thought.
Okay, salt machine.
Ahh just inhale all that bath salt, marvelous.
Before we go in there we are just going to look for some loot.
Oh! I'm getting some quivers.
No free hot dogs, that's fine.
What a show off. Why are you so excited about a yo-yo guys?
This guy has got the right idea.
What? Why are all these men hitting on me?
Do you want me to call your port my home - I don't know
what he's asking me to do there. But I like your hat.
You are lucky I can't *** you, or that hat would now be mine.
I guess we're uh, heading in here.
Hey it's "A gentleman" and "A lady" again. They are no longer civilians.
Wait what? Everyone who has ever flipped that coin got heads.
I want to do it again. Can I uh?
Thanks?
Hmmm. Okay, yeah everyone got heads, marvelous. Its been done a lot of times.
I'm curious, I'm remembering the thing at the start where it said about you make up
fantasies or whatever to cope with this, and they are called a gentleman and a lady -
They've disappeared!
Aw, they are so the same people from the beginning! I'm calling it now.
I'm also thinking that heads has happened every single coin toss, maybe only me.
Maybe I have been here like 50 times replaying it. I don't know.
I'm theorizing, probably horribly wrongly.
Health kit, we don't need no health kit, we're just fine.
What happens if I make you friendly?
Awwwh! That didn't seem like a lot of money, but okay.
Any free hot dogs? Yup. *laughs* Jesus christ.
I'm not going to be able to move soon.
Whole cakes, like 20 hot dogs, popcorn.. have you guys got any food?
No? Then you are useless to me!
Hello. Yeah Mary! Control yourself, dirty woman.
Where the hell is that music coming from?
In there?
Just money everywhere here. I like this place.
Okay, thanks for that juicy gossip my lady.
"Sing praise to the songbird for he is the protector of the lamb."
That's a freaky-*** looking bird.
What, oh it's chillis or something.
Dude, look at what a third wheel you are being right now.
Can I loot that trash can you're both leaning on?
Excuse me, no okay.
Dude, psst, go away.
Look he's literally waiting to make his move.. aww.
I hate oblivious people like that.
Oh dear.
Ohhh that looks mean.
So Vox are like the rebel group, I'm guessing here.
They chose a weird name though, Vox populi, the voice I guess.
Oh whats green over there oh that guy I zapped for no good reason other than money.
Okay, oh barrels. Can't pass up a good barrel. Although there's nothing in it, so whatever.
Stupid barrels.
Right, right through these gentlemen. Excuse me.
What does his badge say? Special agent well my my -
Excuse me! That was my hair, christ almighty man.
Monument closed. These bloody blow up things, look at them. Oh my.
What was that?
Did I just miss something because I was looking at like blow up George Washingtons and stuff?
Oh dear. Where's the third one?
Okay, I'm sure I just missed something really important there.
Did the statue just come up out of the ground or something. What are you?
Oh I thought he just punched him in the balls, I think
they are just doing shooty stuff. Loot!
Candy bar, plus health.
Hurry up and finish off, thank you Constance.
Lutece, or Lutece however you said it, that's the person that sent me the message saying
not to choose a number that I cant remember. God dammit I bet that's important.
And I'm also wondering what the frik this is meant to be beacuse it's horrific if it's
meant to be a toy.
It's uh, waiting for a date though, maybe, no?
God damn kids everywhere, they are going to drive me insane.
I'm telling them off as I loot a trashcan. Don't follow by my example okay.
Barrels.. We are approaching the music which sounds like a fun place.
I wish they would play a new song though I have already leant all the lyrics to this
one.
It's just a lot of... "left shift to sprint" thank you.
Okay, I can run around.
Ohh I've noticed have I? I figured that out a while ago mate, but yeah.
Apparently I have really clawy hands.
Oop, saving, okay.
So, that's probably a good place to stop for this episode.
We'll hit the party up next time. So thank you for watching and goodbye.