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JACOB: Hey, it's Jacob.
Coming up, we've got tips for surviving the zombie
apocalypse.
And, it's Pi day, the annual celebration
of the mathematical ratio of a circle's
circumference to its diameter.
If you want to know what the heck I'm talking about,
we've got a Pi-day playlist for you after the show.
But first, let's talk Muppets.
BuzzFeed's new video has been dealing with things
only an intern can understand.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Hey, the shutter on this
is acting a little weird.
Do you think you could fix it for me?
ANIMAL: Oh, yeah, yeah, OK.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Awesome.
ANIMAL: Put it that there.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Awesome.
ANIMAL: Yeah, right there.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Appreciate it, dude.
[CRASHING SOUND]
ANIMAL: Ah!
Yeah!
All done.
JACOB: After nearly 60 years, the Muppets
have conquered TV, film, commercials.
Now they're taking over the Internet.
BuzzFeed was just one stop on the Muppet's World Wide Web
Wide Tour.
Earlier this week, the Swedish Chef
uses his expertise to help Miss Piggy and Ro bake
cookies on Nerdy Dummies.
Muppets Most Wanted premiers next week.
But until then, we've got a playlist for you
after the show of some of our favorite Muppet moments.
ALEX: What do the top 15 skateboarders in Myanmar
have in common?
Well, for starters, they're some of the only people
in the country to own skateboards.
This new documentary takes a look at the struggling skate
scene, in a place where the local skate
park was demolished, and the best place to ride is the zoo.
ALEX: Head over to the Ride Channel for more skateboarding,
and head on over to Myanmar to instantly become a top 20
skater.
JACOB: T'was the year 2012, and all through the house,
not a Wi-Fi was working, not even a mobile hotspot.
OK, fine.
I'll let the voice of Archer do it.
New York Magazine just posted this epic
short about what happens when you
have to fix your girlfriend's grandparent's Wi-Fi.
H. JOHN: The warrior arrived at the router.
It was a dusty, black box, with an array
of shimmering green lights.
Gripping the cord tightly, he pulled with all his force.
The heavens roared, the Earth wailed,
the green lights turned off.
JACOB: The story, by Mike Lacher was originally published
by McSweeny's which just celebrated its 15th anniversary
as the Internet's favorite literary journal.
And yes, this video confirms that H. Jon Benjamin
should narrate everything.
[SCREAMING]
AUSTIN: Hey, YouTube Nation.
I'm Austin, The Survival Guy of the zombie apocalypse.
In my how-to show out here in the wastes of Portland,
my friends and I teach you a bunch of great survival tricks
and tips.
Like my friend J.V., here.
J.V.: Hi.
AUSTIN: We explore the many uses of alcohol
in these last of days, including making
a sizable amount of some very cheap wine for about $5.
We also have resident weapons expert, Meredith.
MEREDITH: Hey, YouTubers.
AUSTIN: She teaches you how to make cool stuff, like the PBC
bow, or a *** fire.
In coming episodes, Newt and I are
going to teach you how to make fire from your own urine, fruit
candles, and some survival sex apocalypse tips.
It's going to be great.
Join us at ChrisRWilsonFilm on YouTube,
we're going to put out a new episode every week until I die.
Great!
JACOB: How could you not want to see that series?
Go over and subscribe right now.
Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day weekend,
one of the unluckiest leprechauns
finally gets revenge.
The newest video from ADHD wants to know,
what if Lucky had finally had enough
of the children stealing all his cereal?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER 2: Go leprechaun.
LUCKY: Throw off the shackles of destiny,
and break the chains of fate.
[GIRL GROANING]
LUCKY: You won't be taking me lucky cereal.
[GIRL GROANS]
JACOB: I don't think I like what's
at the end of that rainbow.
Be sure to stick around for the end of the video,
because there is a very special reveal.
MALE SPEAKER 3: Stump Earnest.
JACOB: OK, Earnest.
Today's challenger is Lucas Etienne.
Ernest, find Bigfoot.
EARNEST: Not only did I find Bigfoot,
but I found all his friends, too, at my favorite night club.
This is the latest music video from W & W-- an EDM
duo from the Netherlands-- and has nearly 600,000 views
since its debut.
[MUSIC - W & W, "W & W BIGFOOT"]
EARNEST: Oh, Lucas, I only wish you
could retract your challenge.
Because unlike Bigfoot, I'm a legend, not a myth.
JACOB: You think you can knock the king off his throne,
I think you've got no chance, but if you want to try,
drop your challenge using the hashtag #STUMPEARNEST.
Tune in tomorrow for a very, very special show, on Mars.
Uh, not actually on Mars.
We're not going to be there.
Until then, links are below, playerlists are coming up.
Remember to subscribe.
Now, play us out, MIA.
[MUSIC - MIA "BRING THE NOIZE"]