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AUBURNS BIGGEST FAN BUBBA SHOWED UP AT WORK ONE DAY WITH A BLACK EYE. WHEN HIS CO- WORKERS
SAW HIM THEY ASKED HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED. HE TOLD THEM IT HAD HAPPENED AT CHURCH. I DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM, AND WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. SO HE SAID, "ALABAMA TOM
I WENT TO THE CHURCH. I GOT ON MY KNEES AND PRAYED. WHEN I STOOD UP TO SING THE HYMNS,
THERE IN FRONT OF ME WAS THE BIGGEST WOMAN I HAD EVER SEEN.
HER DRESS WAS STUCK IN HER BUTT-CRACK,
SO BEING THE GENTLEMAN I AM, I REACHED OVER AND PULLED IT OUT FOR HER. SHE DID NOT LIKE THAT,
SO SHE HIT ME." EVERYBODY LAUGHED AND RIBBED HIM ABOUT IT ALL DAY. I SAID I'M GOING WITH YOU NEXT WEEK BUBBA TO SEE THIS WOMAN FOR MYSELF.
SO THE NEXT WEEK BUBBA AND I SHOWED UP TO WORK AND BUBBA'S FACE WAS BEATEN REALLY
BADLY! THE GUYS ASKED BUBBA WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND
HE TOLD THEM HE'D GOT BEATEN UP AT CHURCH AGAIN. I SAID IT'S TRUE I SAW IT HAPPEN.
BUBBA BEGAN TO EXPLAIN, "HE SAID MUCH LIKE LAST WEEK I GOT ON MY KNEES AND PRAYED. WHEN
I STOOD UP TO SING THE HYMNS, THERE IN FRONT OF ME WAS THAT SAME BIG WOMAN WITH HER DRESS
AGAIN STUCK UP HER BUTT-CRACK." AT THIS POINT THE CO-WORKERS INTERRUPTED AND
SAID, "PLEASE TELL US YOU DIDN'T PULL HER DRESS OUT OF HER CRACK AGAIN BUBBA?" I SAID
NO, I WAS THE ONE WHO PULLED IT OUT. OUR CO-WORKERS WERE CONFUSED AND ASKED BUBBA WHY DID SHE
BEAT YOU UP AND NOT ALABAMA TOM? BUBBA SAID "WELL YOU SEE I KNEW SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT,
SO I SHOVED IT BACK IN."