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>> Announcer: UP NOW ON
"THE SOUP," WE TAKE A DIP WITH
"THE AMAZING RACE."
>> WHATEVER.
EATING PIE.
>> Announcer: GET READY FOR
CHRISTMAS WITH THE GINGERBREAD
TRAILER.
>> PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS
THE FORMALDEHYDE.
>> Announcer: AND TRY TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT KIM IS TALKING ABOUT ON
"THE REAL HOUSEWIVES."
>> MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.
>> Announcer: PLUS, VISITS FROM
SCOTT BAKULA AND ALEX BORSTEIN,
AND THE CLIP OF THE WEEK.
>> AH, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.
>> Announcer: NOW, HERE'S
THE HOST WHO IS WATCHING IT ALL
FOR YOU, JOEL McHALE!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> WELCOME, WELCOME.
WELCOME TO THE VGX AWARDS.
I MEAN, "THE SOUP."
BEFORE WE GET TO THE SHOW, I
FEEL I NEED TO ADDRESS A SUBJECT
WHICH HIT THE NEWS THIS WEEK AND
IT HAS SHAKEN ME TO MY VERY
CORE.
>> CBS 2 WITH THE ALARMING
NEW TREND, IMPOSTER DOGS.
MONDAY AT 11:00.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
TALK, DAMMIT, WHO THE HELL ARE
YOU?
WHO ARE YOU!
>> SCOTT BAKULA.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M SORRY FOR DECEIVING YOU.
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
I KNEW IT!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> IT WAS THE BIG "AMAZING RACE"
FINALE AND JASON AND AMY
TOOK HOME THE MILLION DOLLARS TO
BUY MORE MATCHING T-SHIRTS BUT
NOT BEFORE THEY WENT THROUGH
SOME VERY DIFFICULT CHALLENGES
IN TOKYO, JAPAN.
I WILL LET PHIL DESCRIBE ONE OF
THEM.
>> GO, GO, GO, GO.
DETOUR.
KNOCK IT DOWN OR CALL IT UP.
>> THIS DETOUR GIVES TEAMS THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A HUMAN
BOWLING BALL OR MAKE A PHONE
CALL INSIDE A GIANT GOLDFISH
TANK.
>> OR MAKE A SUSHI ROLL USING
YOUR *** OR TIE SMALL DOGS
TO YOUR BODY AND JUMP OUT OF A
MOVING CAR OR EAT CHUNKY PEANUT
BUTTER THROUGH A COCKTAIL STRAW
OR RETHINK THE LIFE CHOICES THAT
LED YOU TO THIS MOMENT AND SPEND
TIME ON THINGS THAT ACTUALLY
MATTER.
I'M CHOOSING SUSHI.
SO THEN-- THANK YOU.
THEN WE GOT TO LOOK AT ANOTHER
CHALLENGE.
JASON IS NONPLUSSED.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> WHAT?
YOU HAVE TO GET IN THE WATER,
AMY.
>> OH, CRAP.
>> IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND
ALL THESE GOLDFISH AND WE HAVE
TO MAKE A PHONE CALL UNDERWATER.
IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
>> IT'S LIKE I'M ON SOME KIND OF
GAME SHOW AND LIKE I'M A DUMB
MOOK WITH NO AWARENESS OF THE
CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING ME.
BOY, LIFE IS AN ENDLESS PARADE
OF ABSURDITIES, I TELL YOU.
I LIKE BURRITOS, OH, JAPAN!
ON THE OTHER CHALLENGE, I GOT
TO MEET ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE
PERSONS IN THE WORLD.
>> WELCOME!
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
YOU LOOK LIKE IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
OH, NOW YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL.
THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU ALMOST FLY!
ARE YOU BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND
OR?
>> NO, WE USED TO BE.
>> UH-OH, BOO!
>> WE BROKE UP.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES MEAN
BROKING UP?
>> SHE BROKE MY HEART.
>> OH!
IT IS AMERICAN LOVE STORY.
>> IT IS AMERICAN HORROR STORY.
>> OH!
>> "47 RONIN" LOOKS TERRIBLE.
IN LINDSAY LOHAN AND PARIS
HILTON NEWS, LINDSAY LOHAN IS
DENYING ANY INVOLVEMENT IN PARIS
HILTON'S BROTHER BARRON HILTON--
THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS NAMED AFTER
A FROZEN PIZZA-- BEING THE
VICTIM OF AN ASSAULT IN MIAMI.
HE ALLEGES HE HAD A DISAGREEMENT
WITH LINDSAY AND SHE HAD A MALE
FRIEND OF HERS ASSAULT HIM.
WOW, SOBER LINDSAY GETS SO MUCH
DONE.
IN CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIP NEWS,
ONE DIRECTION MEMBER HARRY
STYLES AND KARDASHIAN SISTER
KENDALL JENNER WERE SEEN LEAVING
A HOTEL TOGETHER IN NEW YORK
CITY.
OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE WHEN LOVE
BEGINS TO BLOSSOM--
RUN, HARRY, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
AND DON'T STOP RUNNING.
DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THAT
VORTEX, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, RUN!
IN TLC EXPLOITING CHRISTMAS
AND BROKEN PEOPLE ALL AT THE
SAME TIME-- IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE NEWS--
"MY CRAZY OBSESSION" RETURNED
TO AIR A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ABOUT
PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY OBSESSED
ABOUT YOM KIPPUR.
THIS LADY IS ALSO OBSESSED WITH
GINGERBREAD MEN, SO MUCH SO
THAT SHE ADDS GINGERBREAD TO
EVERYTHING SHE COOKS AND HER
STRANGE SOUTHERN HUSBAND ISN'T
ALWAYS A FAN.
>> SHE HAS OVER 50 GINGERBREAD
RECIPES IN HER REPERTOIRE.
BUT NOT EVERYONE IN HER FAMILY
SHARES HER TASTE FOR IT.
>> I CAME IN FROM WORK AND IT
WAS A SMELL WHEN I COME THROUGH
THE DOOR AND I SAY, "WHAT ARE
YOU COOKING?"
SHE SAID, "I'M COOKING A SAUSAGE
GINGERBREAD CASSEROLE."
MMM, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO GOOD.
YOU SURE WE GOING TO LIKE THIS?
SHE SAID, "OF COURSE, YOU ARE
GOING TO LIKE IT."
IT TASTED AWFUL!
>> I WAS AT THAT DINNER.
I THOUGHT IT WAS DELICIOUS, YES.
>> YES, IT WAS FANTASTIC.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS SPEAKING
ABOUT.
>> HE SHOULD SUPPORT HIS SPOUSE.
SHAME ON HIM.
>> SCOTT, YOU WANT TO GO SEE
"AMERICAN HUSTLE"?
>> I THINK IT OPENS ON SATURDAY.
>> OKAY, SCOTT BAKULA, SEE YOU
AT THE CINEMA.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IMPRESSIONS, EVERYBODY.
LATER, THE WOMAN'S DAUGHTER
TURNS HER MOM'S ACTUAL HOUSE
INTO A GINGERBREAD HOUSE.
WE NOW TAKE YOU TO THE BIG
REVEAL.
>> OKAY, COME ON.
CAN YOU WALK?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY, MOM, WE'RE HERE.
ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> YEAH, VERY.
>> IT'S TIME!
>> OH, GOSH.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> OKAY.
OH!
>> DO YOU LIKE IT?
DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
>> YOU BROUGHT DIGNITY TO MY
DOUBLE WIDE!
>> WAIT, JOEL.
>> OH, HEY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER SOUND OF
JOY REMINDS ME OF?
IN A SHOE BOX IN MY CLOSET,
I HAVE A COLLECTION OF FOOTAGE
OF TURTLES CLIMAXING.
ANYWAY, HAPPY EARLY CHRISTMAS!
>> [ REPEATED "OHs" ]
>> WHY WOULD YOU LET ME SHOW
THAT?
>> I JUST THOUGHT SCOTT BAKULA
WOULD LOVE IT.
I'M PRETTY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.
>> I UNDERSTAND.
>> I DID LOVE IT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> WOW.
ON THE ENGAGINGLY FESTIVE "FOUR
HOUSES," FOUR HOUSES COMPETE TO
SEE WHO HAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS.
WHY ONLY FOUR HOUSES?
BECAUSE IF THERE WERE FIVE, IT
WOULD BE PRETTY STUPID TO CALL
IT "FOUR HOUSES," [BLEEP].
ANYWAY, HERE IS MARCY.
SHE'S A MATH CONSULTANT.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MY NAME IS MARCY AND I'M A MATH
CONSULTANT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WELCOME TO MY CHRISTMAS HOME.
MY HOLIDAY THEME IS OBVIOUSLY
BEARS.
I LOVE BEARS.
♪ BEARS, BEARS, BEARS, BEARS
BEARS, BEARS, BEARS, BEARS ♪
I LOVE BEARS!
♪ BEARS, BEARS, BEARS, BEARS,
BEARS, BEARS, BEARS ♪
>> HEY, MATH CONSULTANT, I THINK
I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT MARCY
MINUS MEDICATION EQUALS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A ***
CONSULTANT, MA'AM?
IN TV NEWS, MTV HAS OFFICIALLY
CANCELED "TEEN MOM 3."
IN RESPONSE, THE CAST SAID,
WELL, GUESS IT'S ABORTION TIME!
[ CHEERING ]
>> WEIRD, THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE CHEERING FOR.
WHILE WATCHING "ENTERTAINMENT
TONIGHT," I LEARNED THAT
CORRESPONDENT ROCSI DIAZ CAN BE
KIND OF A CATTY ***.
>> ASHTON WITH MILA, THE
BRIDESMAID AT HER BROTHER'S
WEEKEND WEDDING.
THE QUESTIONS, ARE THEY ENGAGED
AND SHE IS PREGNANT?
WELL, THERE'S NO RING ON THAT
FINGER AND NO SIGN OF A BABY
BUMP.
BUT COMPARE MILA NOW WITH THIS
PICTURE OF HER THREE MONTHS AGO.
HER FACE IS A LITTLE FULLER.
HER CHEST, NOT AS BONY AND EVEN
HER ANKLES HAVE CHANGED IN SIZE.
BUT COME ON, BEFORE WE JUMP TO
CONCLUSIONS, LET'S LOOK AT SOME
OTHER POSSIBLE REASONS FOR
MILA'S LOOK.
ONE, I ATE TOO MUCH AT THE
REHEARSAL DINNER.
TWO, I DRANK TOO MUCH AT THE
REHEARSAL DINNER.
THREE, IT'S WINTER AND I WAS
PLANNING TO WEAR A LOT OF BIG
SWEATERS, LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> NOW BEFORE YOU JUMP TO
CONCLUSIONS, LET'S LOOK AT OTHER
POSSIBLE REASONS FOR ROSCI'S
BEHAVIOR.
ONE, SHE'S A TOTAL *** IN THE
WINTER.
TWO, SHE DRANK TOO MUCH AT WORK.
THREE, COME TO THINK OF IT, SHE
IS A TOTAL *** ALL THE TIME,
LEAVE ME ALONE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> LET'S HAVE SOME CHAT STEW.
>> ♪ ♪
>> SO MEATY.
>> BETHENNY HAD ON KIM RICHARDS
FROM "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF
BEVERLY HILLS."
SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT
IS GOING HERE.
>> BUT IF YOU LOOK AT OVER THE
LAST FEW SEASONS, IF EVER
THERE'S-- WAIT, I'M LATE?
AND INSTEAD OF, WHERE'S KIM?
OH, WAIT, IS-- DID KIM MISS
THE PLANE?
DID KIM MISS THE BUS?
DID KIM MISS THE BOAT?
>> YOU GOT HERE!
>> KYLE, DARLING, WHERE IS YOUR
SISTER?
DID SHE MISS THE BOAT AGAIN.
SERIOUSLY, GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH, I MISSED THE BOAT AGAIN!
SERIOUSLY, RIGHT?
I MISSED IT.
I MISSED THE BOAT.
I MISSED THE PLANE.
>> JUST KEEP APPLAUDING AND
BACK OUT SLOWLY.
>> NOT, YOU, JOEL.
YOU HAVE TO STAY.
>> I HAVE TO STAY?
>> YEAH, FOREVER.
>> OH.
"TRUE BLOOD"'S JOE MANGANIELLO
STOPPED BY "THE DR. OZ SHOW"
AND AS USUAL, OLD MEHMET MADE
THINGS AS AWKWARD AS POSSIBLE.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
AND HE'S FIT!
IT'S ALL REAL?
>> IT'S ALL NATURAL.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> ARE THOSE REAL?
>> THESE ARE REAL.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT POWERFUL
STANCE AND PUSH THE PELVIS
FORWARD LIKE "MAGIC MIKE."
>> I LIKE THAT.
IS THAT REAL?
>> LOOK, I KNOW THE CHEST WAS
REAL AND THE ARMS ARE REAL BUT
IF THAT *** IS REAL, I HAVE NO
CHOICE BUT TO CHANGE TEAMS RIGHT
HERE AND RIGHT NOW, JOE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR
REALITY SHOW CLIP TIME WITH
A NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD,
"THE BLACK INK CREW,"
AND THE CLIP OF THE WEEK.
>> AND WE TOTALLY SWALLOWED
THEM.
>> [ APPLAUSE ]
>> ON "BLACK INK CREW," THE
BLACKS ARE EXPECTING A VERY
SPECIAL VISITOR.
AND CEASER SAYS SOMETHING I
THINK EVERY TATTOO ARTIST THINKS
TO THEMSELVES 90% OF THE DAY.
>> MY BOY MAURICE FROM "LOVE &
HIP-HOP" IS COMING THROUGH
TODAY.
HE'S A CELEBRITY TRAINER AND
DECIDED TO COME IN HERE AND GET
A PHARAOH TATTOO.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE
GETTING IT, BUT [BLEEP], I'LL
DO IT.
>> I GUESS MY HOMEBOY REALLY
LIKES MIA FARROW, "ROSEMARY'S
BABY" AND [BLEEP], "BROADWAY
DANNY ROSE," "ALICE."
[BLEEP], IT IS A GOOD IDEA.
"HANNAH AND HER SISTERS" WAS
A VERITABLE TOUR DE FORCE.
ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF
BEVERLY HILLS," NEW CAST MEMBER
CARLTON IS A WICCAN.
AND THIS CONFUSES KIM.
>> I HAVE A TATTOO OF A CROSS
THAT SAYS [BLEEP] YOU.
A [BLEEP] YOU TO THE INNER
DEMONS, LIKE THE NEGATIVITY,
ANYBODY GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE.
>> THAT SAYS [BLEEP] YOU?
INSIDE IT IT SAYS IT?
>> AND THEN YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR
FOOT.
>> IT'S MY WICCA STAR.
>> OH, THE WICCA.
IS THAT A WITCH?
>> OOH, OOH!
AAH!
>> IT IS A WITCH, AS IN WHICH
MEDICINE DIDN'T YOU TAKE TODAY,
KIM?
ON "FINDING BIGFOOT," GUESS
WHAT, THEY DID NOT FIND
BIGFOOT.
DO I EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.
ANYWAY, CLIFF WHO IS A GUY WHO
IS NOT BOBO WHO IS THE ONLY
REASON TO WATCH THIS SHOW,
SAYS SOME STUFF.
>> [ ANIMAL SOUNDS ]
>> THERE IS SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A BIRD
OR A SQUIRREL OF SOME SORT OR
WHAT.
IT WASN'T A BIGFOOT.
THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH.
BIGFOOTING ISN'T NECESSARILY
ABOUT FINDING BIGFOOT EVERY
SINGLE TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HOW ABOUT JUST ONCE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF ATLANTA," NENE MET UP WITH
SOME OLD FRIENDS FOR DRINKS AND
A DISCUSSION OF THEIR FILTHY
SEX LIVES.
THOUGH CHUCK DENIES HAVING SLEPT
WITH PHAEDRA, NENE KNOWS OF
HER OLD NICKNAME AND USES IT
TO CRACK HERSELF THE HELL UP.
>> DID YOU DATE PHAEDRA?
>> HUH?
>> DID YOU DATE PHAEDRA?
>> NAH, THAT WAS JUST A RUMOR.
>> YOU NEVER LIKED THAT BIG
***?
>> NO, MAN.
>> WHAT THING?
>> THE HEAD DOCTOR?
>> I NEVER HAD ***
INTERCOURSE WITH PHAEDRA PARKS.
>> THERE WAS A RUMOR THAT
PHAEDRA WAS THE HEAD DOCTOR.
AND IN MY OPINION, I JUST TOOK
IT AS NOT A BRAIN SURGEON.
AS A [BLEEP] SURGEON.
[ LAUGHING ]
THAT IS HOW I TOOK IT.
>> OH, I THOUGHT PHAEDRA WAS
A *** LAWYER.
"*** LAWYER," COMING THIS
FALL ON NBC STARRING ALEX
BORSTEIN.
>> FINGERS NOT CROSSED.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> ON "AFTERSHOCK: HEIDI &
SPENCER," A SPECIAL WHICH AIRED
ON THIS NETWORK AND SHOCKINGLY
HAS NOT INSPIRED ME TO QUIT, WE
LEARNED WHAT THEY ARE UP TO NOW
AND HOW THEY'RE NO LONGER
FAMOUS.
GOOD CALL, E!
ANYWAY, SPENCER SHAVES HIS
CREEPY FLESH-COLORED BEARD AND
HE'S TAKING SPANISH CLASSES.
>> SO YOU WANT ME TO QUIZ YOU ON
THESE?
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> EL DIRECTOR.
>> DIRECTOR!
>> COME ON.
>> I LOVE WHEN THEY'RE LIKE
THAT.
>> I KNOW.
>> WHAT DO THEY CALL THEM WHEN
THEY'RE SIMILAR TO ENGLISH?
>> SIMILAR.
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT
THING THAT'S INSIDE THE BONE
PART OF YOUR HEAD?
THE McRIB.
ALL RIGHT.
"KILLER CONTACT" IS A NEW SHOW
ABOUT SOLVING FAMOUS MURDERS
THROUGH GHOST HUNTING.
OH, BOY, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY
INVESTIGATE THE *** OF THEIR
OWN COMMON SENSE.
HERE, THE GANG TRAVELS TO
ENGLAND TO SOLVE THE RED-HOT
JACK THE RIPPER CASE AND THEY
HAVE A GREAT WAY TO LURE THE
GHOST OF JACK OUT OF HIDING.
>> IF DRESSING UP LIKE A
*** IS GOING TO GET US
CLOSER TO UNCOVERING WHO JACK
THE RIPPER IS AND BRING THESE
VICTIMS SOME CLOSURE, THEN IT'S
WORTH IT.
>> IT'S NOT.
IT WON'T.
AND IT'S NOT.
LET'S SEE THE PLAN IN ACTION.
>> I WORE MY SPECIAL DRESS FOR
YOU AND MY SPECIAL HEELS.
LOOKING FOR... A GOOD TIME.
I DON'T CHARGE A WHOLE LOT.
IN FACT, I MIGHT GIVE IT TO YOU
FOR FREE IF YOU TALK TO ME.
YOU SHOULD COME OUT IF YOU WANT
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I'M LONELY.
AND I'M CHEAP.
>> LADY, YOU'VE BEEN WANDERING
AROUND HERE FOR 20 MINUTES.
TAKE A HINT--
I DON'T WANT YOUR DIRTY HANDS OR
MOUTH AROUND MY GHOST JUNK.
HERE, TAKE FIVE GHOST QUID AND
GO GET YOURSELF A CUP OF TEA AND
SOME DECENT CLOTHES!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HE'S DOING A ONE-MAN SHOW OF
THAT ON BROADWAY.
ON "UNTOLD STORIES OF E.R."
A GUY IS BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL
UNABLE TO BREATHE BECAUSE HE HAS
SWALLOWED A WHOLE EGG AND NOW
IT'S STUCK IN HIS THROAT.
LET'S LEARN HOW TO TREAT THIS
AFFLICTION.
>> DR. ABERNATHY HAS JUST
PUNCHED HIS PATIENT IN THE
THROAT IN AN EFFORT TO BREAK
THE EGG HE SWALLOWED.
>> THAT WAS EITHER THE EGG OR
HIS LARYNX.
>> EITHER WAY, HOW DO YOU WANT
IT COOKED?
I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE.
I HAVE ALMOST CERTAINLY KILLED
THIS MAN.
THAT WASN'T THE DOCTOR EGG
SMASHER'S ONLY PATIENT THAT DAY.
HE ALSO HAD IN AN INMATE WHO WAS
ESCORTED IN BY POLICE.
LET'S SEE HOW HE HANDLES THIS
GUY.
>> I WANT TO CHECK ONE MORE
THING.
>> YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?
>> FOLLOW MY FINGER.
LOOK DOWN.
LOOK OVER.
I GRABBED HIS JUNK AND TWISTED
QUITE HARD.
HE'S NOT PARALYZED.
>> ANOTHER CASE IN THE BOOKS
FOR DR. THROAT PUNCH [BLEEP]
SMASH.
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
EVERYTHING CAN BE CURED BY
PUNCHING THROATS AND SMASHING
[BLEEP].
>> PARALYZED, THAT PATIENT WAS
SUFFERING FROM A SKIN DISORDER.
>> LISTEN, I PUNCH THROATS AND I
SMASH [BLEEP].
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU DON'T
LIKE MY METHODS MAYBE DON'T CALL
IN AN EAR, NOSE, THROAT AND
[BLEEP] SMASHING DOCTOR.
>> COMING THIS FALL ON NBC.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Announcer: HOLD ON FOR LOTS
MORE DELICIOUS SOUP,
AND THE CLIP OF THE WEEK.
>> [ SCREECHING ]
>> WELCOME BACK.
WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
AND NOW, OUR "CLIP OF THE WEEK."
ROLL IT!
>> ♪ ♪
>> [ LOU HOWLING ]
>> WHAT IS THE HELL IS GOING ON?
THE SHOW "GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
UNLEASHED" WAS MADE FOR
COMPETITORS LIKE JESUS "HALF
ANIMAL" VILLA WHO IS ABOUT TO
PUT HIS ALL INTO A WORLD
RECORD ATTEMPT.
TO FULLY UNDERSTAND HALF ANIMAL,
WE TAKE YOU TO HIS PRE-RECORD
ATTEMPT INTERVIEW WITH DAN
CORTESE.
>> WHAT IS GOING TO BE GOING
THROUGH YOUR MIND RIGHT BEFORE
YOU START?
>> I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT
EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE IN MY
LIFE AND EVERYTHING I WANT IN MY
LIFE.
AND EVERYTHING IT TAKES TO
GET WHAT I WANT IN MY LIFE AND
THAT'S BREAKING THROUGH THESE
PANELS OF GLASS.
>> AND GET IN THE GUINNESS WORLD
RECORD.
>> IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED, IT'S
LIKE SHATTERING TEN PANES OF
TEMPERED GLASS.
>> OR YOU COULD JUST NOT DO IT
AND JUST SET GOALS IN YOUR LIFE
AND ACHIEVE THEM.
TEMPERED GLASS DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE INVOLVED AT ALL.
BUT I HEAR YOU.
NOW THAT HE IS MENTALLY
PREPARED, IT'S TIME FOR A RECORD
TO BE SHATTERED.
>> JESUS "HALF ANIMAL" VILLA IS
ABOUT TO DO WHAT NOBODY HAS EVER
DONE BEFORE.
>> ATTEMPTING THE GUINNESS WORLD
RECORD FOR THE FASTEST TIME
TO JUMP THROUGH TEN PANES OF
TEMPERED GLASS.
JESUS "HALF ANIMAL" VILLA
ALREADY HOLDS THREE GUINNESS
WORLD RECORDS BUT THIS IS BY FAR
THE MOST EXTREME.
>> TRYING TO BREAK HIS WAY INTO
GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HISTORY.
>> AND THERE HE GOES.
>> HE'S OFF.
THROUGH THE FIRST PANE OF GLASS.
>> AND HE'S NOT GETTING UP.
IS HE OKAY?
>> OKAY, NINE PANES LEFT TO GO.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, LIFE
GOALS!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SCOTT AND
ALEX BORSTEIN FOR BEING HERE.
WATCH ALEX ON "GETTING ON" AND
"FAMILY GUY."
AND WATCH SCOTT BAKULA THROUGH
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW, SLOWLY
UNDRESSING.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, EVERYBODY!