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[Panting] [Snarls] [Grunts] [Roars] [Snarling] [Tarzan yell] Holy close call, Batman. We're not out of the woods yet, old chum. Catwoman's still playing a most dangerous game. He's right, boy wonder. At best, you're just a chew toy for my beloved hecate. My real prey is and shall always be Batman. It's not too late to surrender, Catwoman. We both know how this ends, with you licking your wounds behind prison walls. [Hisses] Unh! [Gasps] [Hisses] Ahh! [Grunts] This, my befuddled bat, is a very rare blossom called the devil's kiss, and when it brushes those virtuous lips, you'll be my willing slave forever. This explains your evil jaunt into the jungle, you tarnished temptress. Well, I have a secret weapon of my own. [Whistles] [Rumbling] Eh? [Roars] Huhh! [Hecate snarls] [Grunts] [Hecate snarls] [Whimpers] Bat-ape comes to our rescue once again, Batman. Yes, Robin. He's been a loyal partner in the fight against jungle-based crime ever since we saved him from those poachers. [Sighs] Catwoman gets away again, unpunished. Has she, Robin? I wonder. The most dangerous game, Batman-- [Sniffs] Is love. You sure she's nearby, blood? Vampires have a very distinct energy signature. Dala's not exactly a vampire. Her affliction may have been created in a lab, but manifests itself in virtually the same way. Ah. I've got her now. You check the gardens. I'll search by the lake. [Snarls] [Hisses] [Shrieks] [Snarling] Ruhh! Fools. You cannot hope to stop Dala. [Roars] Huhh! [Roars] [Snarling] Uhh! [Groaning] It's time to end this. Gone, gone the form of man. Rise the demon Etrigan! Raah! Uhh! [Gasping] [Groaning] [Grunts] I'm--I'm fine. I'm needed elsewhere. I trust you'll start work on a cure for her. Before the rising of the sun, this reign of blood will be undone. I'll take that as a yes. [Gasps] [Alarm bell rings] [Alarm stops] Batman: Black mask Prepare to pay the ultimate price for your wicked ways. Well, what are you waitin' for? Shoot him. [Panting] [Door creaks] Eh? Uh, uh Aah! Unh! [Gasping] Aah! [Crunching] [Crickets chirping] [Ding] Master Bruce? [Bats chittering] This dark hunger within me, as much as I try, I can't suppress it So instead, I'll feed it, and I know just where to find a more satisfying meal. I'll bet it's an alien invasion. What are you babbling about now? The reason bats called this emergency meeting. Gotta be an alien invasion. Uh, no offense, J'onn. None taken, beetle. [Sighs] And what's bothering you, booster? For your information, I had to send skeets to cancel my much-anticipated appearance on the "Jack ryder show" tonight. Who's gonna push my brand-new line of booster gold menswear? Now, you could definitely use a hipper look. Here's a coupon for 15% off at all participating stores. Thank you, but I'll pass. By Poseidon, those savings are outrageous! [Power surges] Another blown fuse. Good evening. Finally. What's the nature of this emergency, Batman? I'll fill you in momentarily, but first a bite to eat, perhaps. A dinner party? Why didn't you let us know? I would have made lutefisk. I never knew bats was into fine dining. Is it me, or is he acting kinda strange? After seein' how he dresses his dog, nothin' phases me about this guy. We should keep him under careful observation. Now please indulge in this sumptuous banquet. Let's put a little meat on those bones. Mmm. Ho ho. Good eats. A world-threatening crisis, and you waste time with a dinner party? I never said there was a crisis. [Spits] Uh, you said you needed to see us right away. I was merely lonely. You? Oh, come on. Yes, lonely. I need all of you in ways you can't possibly imagine. Cosmetics? For one as naturally beautiful as you? [Giggles] I bet you say that to all the nordic ice goddesses. Look, I'm sure there's a good reason for this, not that I wanna take the time to figure it out or anything, but I got places to go, underwear to sell. [Whoosh] I'm afraid that will be impossible. When the lights went out, it was due to more than a simple fuse, and until it's repaired, we'll all be spending the night together. Sleepover! What do we do? For now, we act as if everything is normal. It's not? [Metal clanging] No, no, junior. You take the top bunk. Why should I? Because I'm more famous than you are. Unh! Come on. Where's your little robot, dude? Get off my bunk! First the fear. Then the feast. Unh! [Hisses] - J'onn! - J'onn! You have got a crush on who? Aquaman. That hunk is global warming to my heart's polar ice caps. First of all, Tora, he smells like the fulton fish market. I love that smell, too. And second of all, he is married. Yes, to his work, I know. [Breeze blowing] [Both gasp] [Hisses] - Ahh! - [Gasps] [Chuckles] [Both scream] So what do you think's wrong with him? If I told you, you'd think me insane. Try me, my emerald amigo. It appears that Batman has been-- He's here. How do you know? They told me. [Hisses] Uhh! Unh! [Both grunt] I'm warning you, old friend. One step closer, and I'll flatten you like a flounder. But I don't want to fight, and neither do you. Ha! There's nothing I love better than a good punch-'em-up. No. You don't. Uhh. [Groans] Perhaps you're right. [Fangs extend] [Crunch] [Groans] Aquaman! [Snarls] I sense you're trying to resist this evil, Batman. Open your mind so I can help you. Destroy me, j'onn. You must change our orbit. Orbit? I don't understand. [Squeaking] [Groans] You are the most powerful of them all, but every man has his weakness. Help us, father. Help us. J'onn, beloved. Gods of Mars. No! I can't lose you again. [Gasps] Get out of my mind! [Chittering] That's for being a terrible dinner host! And that is for ruining the sleepover! [Gasps] [Roars] Unh! [Groans] [Gasps] Which one first? Something hot and spicy, I think, and then a delicious cool dessert. [Snarls] You think this is gonna work? Listen. I've seen every monster movie ever made. Vampires hate garlic. I'll keep him busy. You finish the secret sauce. Ahh-unh! Whaah! Whew. [Snarls] [Chuckles] [Snarls] [Growls] [Snarling] [Yelps] Unh! Aah! Huh? After all I've done for you, you repay me by turning against me? [Gasps] That's better. Your neck, please. [Yelling] Booster gold, vampire slayer. [Yelling] [Laughing] Vampires and garlic? You actually believe that? [Crunch] [Groans] [Laughs] Huh? [Groans] Batman. Huhh! [Snarls] You said it before, human. Hraah! I'm the most powerful one of all, and I'm going to stop you now. [Snarls] [Chittering] Unh! [Groans] [Gasps] [Groaning] I'll give you a chance, martian, a chance to join us. Unh. Never. Then we'll finish with you and turn our attention to earth, billions to feed on. [Hissing] I wonder if your blood is green as well. The curse has now consumed them all. The justice league, this night, must fall. Batman told me the way to help him was by changing our orbit. If this vampire war is to be won, all hope resides within the sun. [Snarling] Take them. We've got to get to the bridge. You don't understand, do you? I was just letting them have their fun. They're like children, but I am the master. Uhh! [Groans] Raah! [Yelling] [All yelling] He's regaining consciousness. Blood? J'onn? Jason brought you here after Dala's bite poisoned you. I knew that her bite wasn't lethal, but I hadn't counted on the massive hallucinations. How are you feeling, Batman? Truth be told, I'm famished.