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Il est, fini.
And like a crisp breeze rolls another chapter of my galvanising life is concluded.
The wheels of mise en scène are in motion
and I cannot wait to start living my destiny.
The world is an exciting place
and I have chosen to grasp what little time we have here to do what I love.
I am a law enforcer,
I am a murderer...
I am life, and death.
I am...
A writer.
and my name?
Jean-Pierre Rousseau.
So!
I have just finished my latest and greatest novel to date.
It is a story of 3 lovers, whose philosophical ideas are the tabula rasa.
Sure, it is not your conventional publication of choice
But this book will make you think!
None of that; wizard, vampire, lesbian merde That has poisoned the minds of our generation!
Having said that though!
The main character is a lesbian vampire, who was born into a family of wizards!
I mean, how else am I going to get the people to read it?
Well I don't think you should've added them at all!
Well that doesn't help the fact that I've already sent it off, does it? Pascal!
Oh! Me! Well...
I wouldn't say I'm critically acclaimed as such...
But I have been called the mozart of literature.
A scorer for the music of conversation, if you will.
But that all seems a bit, big-headed.
I simply consider myself;
A genius.
So.
Are you going to open that letter or stare at it till it opens you?
How about we not open it? And we wait and see if it's on the shelves in a few months time...
Yeah!
No.
Open the letter.
Well?
Well...